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IamAirforce1:
That relationship isn't healthy .

She meant b4 i met her....our relationship is a week old

Should i tell her the truth?

Lets discuss

delugajackson:
It's a rare thing for ladies to woo guys, but it's real. And trust me it feels good to see them suffer at times.

Well, let me quit being a pompous wind bag, though it's just my way of being me. I've had my own share of ladies who were quite expressive. Mentally mature ladies to be honest. And you know the most amazing thing? They were both Igbos, beautiful and enchanting! And one thing I noticed about them is, iif they fall for you, they fall really hard, and they get jealous so easily. I can remember Jess getting mad at me because I used Amarachi's picture as my wallpaper. Those silly old days. Let me not go into details, else this page won't be enough.

The thing is, when a lady loves you to point of pulling the strings first, you better be ready for it. Some guys may see it as jackpot, but it's way more than that. You just need to be man enough not to play on her emotions. You might just need to play tough so you don't come off as cheap, it throws them off balance.

Im goin tru the last paragraph right now, but thing is i like her, and yea u have to be a man not to play on her emotions.

But then i feel caged somehow, as opposed to times when i was free like a bird, and damn i miss those good times and wud def relive them again.

All this happened?

MissRaine69:
I accept that it is hard for some people to just keep scrolling, why comment though? That thought process has always alluded me.
By the way if you cannot think laterally then this will never make sense to you.
Ever!

I kno u re just trying to be deep, but u re not capable of it.

Op if all you said is true, then i can relate bro, but fact is u re just making too much of a big deal out of it. 80% of the world population re living in thesame condition u live in but they dont bitch about it.

Pull urself together and be a man... Stop focussing on ur pains and start living till the life gets stuffed out of u.

Brace urself up and go approach some cutie

And again do u pray?

Worst relationship analogy of all time

Hisduchess:
any day that u ll stop trolling me nah that day ur phone go loss.(((serious swearing)))

Happy light skinned in advance sis.

hkidola00:
hmmm light skinned girls dealt with I and my friend.... they believe they are too beautiful for only you, they cheat and ur heartbroken

Nobody has monopoly over light skinned girls, it was ur turn and now its not, but i hope u enjoyed it while it lasted?

Oyindidi:
I know you from afar. I'm dark

Where you from pls?

MrCork:
....Bro have u met Hisduchess. ..she a regular on nairaland and will transform to lightskin by month ending....I made her transform from village to city

Good work bro... Now we re gonna have one more light skinned girl by mth end

The world will atleast feel less gay. You deserve some accolades

Admin401:
Why would anyone pic lightskined women over darker skin

Father lawd, I'm getting a mad raging hard on now, but not as hard if she had been light skinned.

Thanks for the pics tho, i can put my imagination to use now.

Oyindidi:
Mrcork

Are u light skinned? Pics pls

MrCork:
....why did u create thread about lightskin women. ...can u aford them? (No ofeense

I have the swag tho, i can get them but its hard keeping them...but who cares, i had sèx and thats all that matters. But i'll have to step up my game tho.

Your counter opinion is invalid

Y'all are bunch of retards.

ProsperOkec:
Guys this is 2:54 I can't sleep. All my goals I set since 2013 I can't achieve any.
Yesterday I was crying. This morning am crying.
I was biten by a snake in d dream.

I was trying to produce a waec past question and my music. They stole my laptop.

I have many goals but I can't achieve any. Guys please talk to me.

Lol, best way is to drink cement plus sniper, then go to a tall building and jump head first. Atleast since uve been sad since 2013, the last min fall will give u some thrilling effect.

On a side note, i used to be sn who doest believe in anything spiritual or metaphysical until i got bitten by a snake in dream and you kno d next two yrs were so bad i was contemplating suicide...anyway i came across a pastor that delivered me.

Point is dont loose hope, God loves u. He really cares but u wont kno, God sees wat u re passin tru and u re not alone cus u re in him and he his in u, all u have to do is believe.

youngds:
I foresee another thread coming

"My gf just cheated on me with my best friend, shld i invite the girl over and beat her?"

Lol at nairaland and their low lives

Ten yrs from now, nothing will matter, but then what will linger on is d painful regret of letting that ass go untaped.

Thats was what i told myself in 2011 when this girl livin with us wont let me rest. Evn in my dream sef, na she i dey see.

Well i was right, 7yrs now all was like a dream.

KAIIIIIII......to a 1.5yrs old twins, both girls.

I am glad i joined pússy eating gang, i remember my first time, i had to gulp down several bottles of beer to go tru.

I pity my stupid friends who hasnt realised aw divine that shìt is.

dingbang:
What is your purpose in life young man?

Work hard, play hard little man

I approached a lady today and as we were talking, chit chatting, conversation was fun or i think, at some point i signaled to my friend to come over, introduced him to this lady, now this is where things took another turn.

This dude is kind of a socially awkward guy and coupled with d fact that he just came out of a very painful relationship and he hasnt recovered from the heartbreak, so i think with the pain he just blurted out "Oh i hate girls.. they re so mean, they dont kno wat they want".

I quickly sensed wia this is goin so i came in, told the girl that dude is a comedian and she shldnt take him serious but i think i wasnt that smart enuf, cus dude out of d blue said somthing about a girl that was slpin with her dad cus she realised he has a big dick. On hearing "dick" I scrambled to hijacked this convo back cus i think dude had fúcked up, but i guess i was wrong.

Lady got all energetic all of a sudden and both started yappin away about dìcks, big dìcks...dìck talks everywia. I was shocked, gobsmacked. This girl shld have eewwed and walked off but here she is, gesticulating and talking about dìcks size and shìt, this is an awakening for me, a rude and a very shocking one. I was even ignored, i cud have walked away and they wudnt even notice.

Well atlast the whole show came to an end and girl said to me "oh u seem gentle" to which i just stammered out sth, my voice even broke sending some ripple of uncomfortableness off me, she eyed my partner while i sheepishly asked for her no, she gave me and waved my friend off.

Seriously is it her or do ladies love talking about dicks or sth? Right now i want to call her and say "hey watsup sexy" but i dont kno, it might be uncalibrated and she might feel wierd about it.

Lollin at ur fat finger u fat piece of shìet

MISEDUCATIONS:
only blind men enjoy love. sonetimes i regret the Red Pill. but its OKAy. life goes on

For now looking back, the peak of my experience is still falling in love, although i live in a rural farm land wia speed limit is 20km/hr, but then i feel no matter wia i am, no feeling will ever surpass that.

Bluezy13:
Imagine a very busy life such that you even sometimes forget you've skipped a meal, such that you would beg the creator for an extra 1hour in addition to the 24hrs, such that you barely have time to even check time...

Imagine a world without joblessness...
Imagine a world without jobless people like the three individuals above me...

Lol, thats why we re not robots. Even God that created the universe didnt expend all his time for work, he had to find some time to chill. Well maybe the kind of life u re envisaging 4 urself is d life of a robot, i hope at the end of ur busy schedule, you will finally have sth to show for it...like a cure for cancer or whatever man.

brownhawk:
most of them are walking corpses. Nothing they can't do for money.

Maybe u shld change d kind girls u meet, i mean start meeting the girls in d real world with names like Kafayat, Tanishat, Oluchi... As opposed to slaymamas with names like pocohantas, queensuccumbus and shìt.

MISEDUCATIONS:
if the price is right, a girl can do anything.
these guys i know posted on a local (south african) website looking for a girl who could have sex with a dog infront of them and they got 3 replies. and what were those three most concerned about? cameras!
i never looked a women the same again.
the more you know about women's true nature the less you enjoy them. knowing too much about them ruins the magic of love

This is the way i see it, its just like life in general, life súcks, súcks like shìt....hunger, wars, poverty and shit, and it will make u want to question the meanin of life, that stuff haunts everybody, while some pple will cave in and give up, some will still grow past it and explore.

Another way is this... Its like sn afraid to swim in water because its dangerous, we just gonna accept the bad and still move on. Fact for me is girls are cute and wonderful creatures and damn, while they re ridden with there own hideous stuffs, i gotta look past them and explore. But the key thing is Moderation.

Kna Mean?

brownhawk:
nah I won't be pushing in this country. Not for a long time. My experience with these slaymamas haunts a lot. Whenever I see an attractive and enchanting lady, my dick shrinks

Looking at d bright side, i think thats more of a plus for u, my dìck went raging mad wen i sat beside this skimpy dressed lady exposing her laps in a taxi one time, i had to get down at d next bustop just to let it shrink down... maybe next time i wud imagine her being std infested, i hope that will work.

boyjo:
Awww...I love you

famziano this would work and make her laugh.

Wow! For a moment I wasn't sure this was Romance section. Mature responses everywhere on this thread. Schools must be writing exams!

Are u gay?

brownhawk:
believe me. I lost a big portion of interest in naija women finally this week ever since I found out that my slaymamas neighbors have stds. Since that discovery, my dick shrinks when I come across beauties and naija women generally

Geezus... Ive never had that exp tho. Well maybe one day i will get there. But then still keep pushing

brownhawk:
Ahem. Person below should say something

Stop staring at ur fone, go and approach that cutie.