₦airaland Forum

Oyindidi:
I know you from afar. I'm dark

Where you from pls?

MrCork:
....Bro have u met Hisduchess. ..she a regular on nairaland and will transform to lightskin by month ending....I made her transform from village to city

Good work bro... Now we re gonna have one more light skinned girl by mth end

The world will atleast feel less gay. You deserve some accolades

Admin401:
Why would anyone pic lightskined women over darker skin

Father lawd, I'm getting a mad raging hard on now, but not as hard if she had been light skinned.

Thanks for the pics tho, i can put my imagination to use now.

Oyindidi:
Mrcork

Are u light skinned? Pics pls

MrCork:
....why did u create thread about lightskin women. ...can u aford them? (No ofeense

I have the swag tho, i can get them but its hard keeping them...but who cares, i had sèx and thats all that matters. But i'll have to step up my game tho.

Your counter opinion is invalid

Y'all are bunch of retards.

ProsperOkec:
Guys this is 2:54 I can't sleep. All my goals I set since 2013 I can't achieve any.
Yesterday I was crying. This morning am crying.
I was biten by a snake in d dream.

I was trying to produce a waec past question and my music. They stole my laptop.

I have many goals but I can't achieve any. Guys please talk to me.

Lol, best way is to drink cement plus sniper, then go to a tall building and jump head first. Atleast since uve been sad since 2013, the last min fall will give u some thrilling effect.

On a side note, i used to be sn who doest believe in anything spiritual or metaphysical until i got bitten by a snake in dream and you kno d next two yrs were so bad i was contemplating suicide...anyway i came across a pastor that delivered me.

Point is dont loose hope, God loves u. He really cares but u wont kno, God sees wat u re passin tru and u re not alone cus u re in him and he his in u, all u have to do is believe.

youngds:
I foresee another thread coming

"My gf just cheated on me with my best friend, shld i invite the girl over and beat her?"

Lol at nairaland and their low lives

Ten yrs from now, nothing will matter, but then what will linger on is d painful regret of letting that ass go untaped.

Thats was what i told myself in 2011 when this girl livin with us wont let me rest. Evn in my dream sef, na she i dey see.

Well i was right, 7yrs now all was like a dream.

KAIIIIIII......to a 1.5yrs old twins, both girls.

I am glad i joined pússy eating gang, i remember my first time, i had to gulp down several bottles of beer to go tru.

I pity my stupid friends who hasnt realised aw divine that shìt is.

dingbang:
What is your purpose in life young man?

Work hard, play hard little man

I approached a lady today and as we were talking, chit chatting, conversation was fun or i think, at some point i signaled to my friend to come over, introduced him to this lady, now this is where things took another turn.

This dude is kind of a socially awkward guy and coupled with d fact that he just came out of a very painful relationship and he hasnt recovered from the heartbreak, so i think with the pain he just blurted out "Oh i hate girls.. they re so mean, they dont kno wat they want".

I quickly sensed wia this is goin so i came in, told the girl that dude is a comedian and she shldnt take him serious but i think i wasnt that smart enuf, cus dude out of d blue said somthing about a girl that was slpin with her dad cus she realised he has a big dick. On hearing "dick" I scrambled to hijacked this convo back cus i think dude had fúcked up, but i guess i was wrong.

Lady got all energetic all of a sudden and both started yappin away about dìcks, big dìcks...dìck talks everywia. I was shocked, gobsmacked. This girl shld have eewwed and walked off but here she is, gesticulating and talking about dìcks size and shìt, this is an awakening for me, a rude and a very shocking one. I was even ignored, i cud have walked away and they wudnt even notice.

Well atlast the whole show came to an end and girl said to me "oh u seem gentle" to which i just stammered out sth, my voice even broke sending some ripple of uncomfortableness off me, she eyed my partner while i sheepishly asked for her no, she gave me and waved my friend off.

Seriously is it her or do ladies love talking about dicks or sth? Right now i want to call her and say "hey watsup sexy" but i dont kno, it might be uncalibrated and she might feel wierd about it.

Lollin at ur fat finger u fat piece of shìet

MISEDUCATIONS:
only blind men enjoy love. sonetimes i regret the Red Pill. but its OKAy. life goes on

For now looking back, the peak of my experience is still falling in love, although i live in a rural farm land wia speed limit is 20km/hr, but then i feel no matter wia i am, no feeling will ever surpass that.

Bluezy13:
Imagine a very busy life such that you even sometimes forget you've skipped a meal, such that you would beg the creator for an extra 1hour in addition to the 24hrs, such that you barely have time to even check time...

Imagine a world without joblessness...
Imagine a world without jobless people like the three individuals above me...

Lol, thats why we re not robots. Even God that created the universe didnt expend all his time for work, he had to find some time to chill. Well maybe the kind of life u re envisaging 4 urself is d life of a robot, i hope at the end of ur busy schedule, you will finally have sth to show for it...like a cure for cancer or whatever man.

brownhawk:
most of them are walking corpses. Nothing they can't do for money.

Maybe u shld change d kind girls u meet, i mean start meeting the girls in d real world with names like Kafayat, Tanishat, Oluchi... As opposed to slaymamas with names like pocohantas, queensuccumbus and shìt.

MISEDUCATIONS:
if the price is right, a girl can do anything.
these guys i know posted on a local (south african) website looking for a girl who could have sex with a dog infront of them and they got 3 replies. and what were those three most concerned about? cameras!
i never looked a women the same again.
the more you know about women's true nature the less you enjoy them. knowing too much about them ruins the magic of love

This is the way i see it, its just like life in general, life súcks, súcks like shìt....hunger, wars, poverty and shit, and it will make u want to question the meanin of life, that stuff haunts everybody, while some pple will cave in and give up, some will still grow past it and explore.

Another way is this... Its like sn afraid to swim in water because its dangerous, we just gonna accept the bad and still move on. Fact for me is girls are cute and wonderful creatures and damn, while they re ridden with there own hideous stuffs, i gotta look past them and explore. But the key thing is Moderation.

Kna Mean?

brownhawk:
nah I won't be pushing in this country. Not for a long time. My experience with these slaymamas haunts a lot. Whenever I see an attractive and enchanting lady, my dick shrinks

Looking at d bright side, i think thats more of a plus for u, my dìck went raging mad wen i sat beside this skimpy dressed lady exposing her laps in a taxi one time, i had to get down at d next bustop just to let it shrink down... maybe next time i wud imagine her being std infested, i hope that will work.

boyjo:
Awww...I love you

famziano this would work and make her laugh.

Wow! For a moment I wasn't sure this was Romance section. Mature responses everywhere on this thread. Schools must be writing exams!

Are u gay?

brownhawk:
believe me. I lost a big portion of interest in naija women finally this week ever since I found out that my slaymamas neighbors have stds. Since that discovery, my dick shrinks when I come across beauties and naija women generally

Geezus... Ive never had that exp tho. Well maybe one day i will get there. But then still keep pushing

brownhawk:
Ahem. Person below should say something

Stop staring at ur fone, go and approach that cutie.

Theres this girl that ive been seeing around for about some mths now, im goin to call her Nneka.
Shes a student residing in my area, so i think she just moved here.
The first day i saw her, i was with my friends, we were jisting and shìt when lo and behold an angel walked past us, the only thing i was hearing was kon kon kon ka kaka ka ka dndnxjdjddhbffbf as i cudnt make out wat my friend was saying.
Who is beyonce? Mitheew, if Nneka is on stage with beyonce you will completely ignore beyonce and stare at this girl.

That might be an hyperbolic description of her but then thats aw i feel in my heart. Usually without wasting time, i wud have tracked her down and approached her, but with d hyperbolic description of her my mind kinda made it seem shes outta my league. So i was crippled and i cudnt take any action.
Fast forward days later i was goin to meet a friend lets say chidera when i saw Nneka and chidera together, i was flabbergasted, i moved closer and greeted them, i shook hands with Nneka, she responded nicely with a bright smile and wide eye, i just comport myself, put my hands back in my pockets.

Later Nneka left, while i stuck with chidera. Chidera was telling me about how this guys has been making Nneka's life unbearable by consistently disturbing her life. She told me the story and ended everything with "this girl sef nah mumu every guy that talks to her, she go gree" at this point i was startled, wow so this girl that ive been scared of approaching is such a sweet welcoming girl?

Well why im i making this post? Now im here and i feel like a failure, i cud have stepped up but i choose to be a pússy and now im regretting my inaction.

This is rampant among guys, u see that girl, cute, she's all u want in a woman but then ur brain will tell u " bro dont talk to her man, she will disgrace u" or watever variant form of reasons ur brain might present which might appear real to u not to step up.
When next u see that cute girl sitting all alone looking all cute and stuff, grab ur balls, step up and rise to the challenge, dont pússy out because you will def regret it when a dude more manly than you walks up to her, smiles at her and gets her digits... Be the guy, be the man, and remember that fortune favours the bold.
I ll end this by this quote... There will always be pain... Either the pain of taking action or the pain of regret.. you choose.

Rant over.

MrCork:
..son ...my expensive phone is only
£800....can u aford €7? ((Shake my head outter guilt))

Bro aw is calabar?

Nothing good comes easy OP, if u want it easy go to some brothel like u always do. U Bitćh àss, Pússy ass, Wimp àss, Pig àss, Black àss niggà.

donjobill:
OP is one of those guys who don't have respect for married women yet he'll be accusing a mere girlfriend for cheating on him. You suddenly held tight someone's unsuspecting wife expecting her to slap you?

Suppose another man did this to your dear mother while she's married to your father, how would you honestly feel about it?

"Do unto others what you'll like them to do unto you" is the golden rule in all the major religions in the World.

U mking it seem like i want to do sth bad to her.
Nope, on d contrary i want to make her happy, give her the love she deserves as a woman but my spiritual tenets wont let me.

Diamond23:
xo upon all d beautiful single girls dat full road na another man wife u dey LUST to mount.....RIP in advance!

This woman wont just stay in one place ni.

generationz:
Its quite unfortunate that we live in a world were people fear magun(juju), husband, social media call out and disgrace more than they fear God.

Any man or womanwho is still contemplating this nonsense even without writing about it has no reverence for God.

We live in a world were people worship God with their lips but have no reverence for God with their heart.


Op if you like sleep with her, if you like don't. Abi what do you want us to tell you . After all God clearly told Adam not to eat the forbidden fruit but he did it. so even if Jesus comes down now with one million angels to whisper to you 'my son don't do it ' you'll still do that wicked thing you have in your heart .

Don't worry the husband will not catch you, you will not impregnate her and even if you do nobody will find out , it will all go as you planned it, no magun, no karma .

However, one thing I can assure you of is that one day you will die like every other human being on earth and you will give account for everything you have done on earth both good and bad. No human being can escape judgement from our righteous God

repent ,tomorrow might be too late , no one knows the hour or day their lives will come to an end.


This is for you gaspardd and for anyone reading this.

I will give my life to christ but i will have to flex first. Even Jesus christ sef started his own ministry at the age of 30, do u kno wat he was doing btw age of 12 and 30?

And btw i referenced God's retribution as one of the reasons why i havent shoot my shot. That goes to show that i fear our Lord God almighty.

MissRaine69:
You are going to do whatever it is you want to do so why are you asking? For permission? Blessings? Condoms?

Calm down miss, calm down... Free ur butthole and just let go..it really feels good.

kushercain:
My brother do no time

Chai bro, the only word i can use to describe her àss is "Pendulous" cus if u see d way it swings ehn?

Saff:
I would suggest you don't. But if your really want to just do it, because you're going to do it anyway even if we tell you no. Good luck.

I really do not want to, but to buttress aw cute she is...a friend of mine came out of town to visit and he noticed her, next thing niggà started disturbing me about the woman, jokingly is said "shey that woman wey don born 5 pikin" dude said he doesnt mind that he will even marry her with all her childrn

I just laffed inside, tho i never told him anything even till now he still calls me to ask about the woman