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akeemakinremi:
Batch 2012, I redeployed 4rm zamfara 2 oyo state n still havin jan-april outstanding allowee 2 b paid. God bless me, God bless Nysc n God bless Nigeria

So, when did you now veer off into the clearing business?

Tenkiu very much.

How many times does she decamp from PDP? na wa for this apc people sha. 6months after, they dig up an event and tag it "breaking news". The most annoying of this behavior is s that there is so much to be done yet these senile old thieves and the terrorist will only run in circles wishing we were still campaigning. SMH

I have asked this question before and the OP disappeared from the thread. Can some wise techy person please tell how having my bvn can endanger my small kobo na afu in the bank. Paint a scenario please.

justurch:
It happened to me last week Saturday (31-10-15) while on the ATM queue at GT BANK AUCHI, the guy didn't succeed, not because I was smart, but because God made sure I didn't have airtime on my phone that day. A nice looking and well dressed young man walked up to me as I was waiting for my turn on the ATM and begged me to allow him use my phone to make a call. I declined principally because I didn't have enough airtime on my phone that day. I was actually a bit bothered as to why such a well dressed guy couldn't afford even #20 to make a call at a phone boot, but I quickly discarded the thought, collected my money and left. I never took it to be anything till I saw the post below as someone shared it on Facebook, then I actually became grateful to God for that salvation, actually they just paid our October salary the previous day.

Please read

Please never you for any reason give out your phone to any person.
It's noticed that fraudsters collect your phone type these characters *565*0# and your BVN will appear and they use it to withdraw from your account electronically.
Notify your friends and relations. People have lost huge sum from this act.

How can someone use your BVN to withdraw your money electronically? Please give me an idea.

liberty300:
The holdup this woman caused today with her 27-car convoy wasn't funny @all

Picture of the convoy or the liars will accuse you of great blasphemy.

ClearYourGoods:
Hope you're good, boss? Greetings from all of us at MGL.
MGL

Did you treat him well for him to be good? Why are you guys like this?

itstpia8:
are you ok?

i dont like people quoting me just to say something s.tupid.

If you have no worthwhile reason for quoting any of my posts, kindly refrain from doing so, thanks.

I dont post here for the sake of being quoted and neither do I engage in popularity contests. So check yourself and cut down on unnecessary aggravation. Stick to your friends.

Typical of madam tpia. You never disappoint.

So at your age you see no difference between year 2005 and 2015. You can't even admit you made a mistake and correct the error. You just want to rant. Who did this to you? Abasi Akan!

And what has friends or enemies got to do with this? Do I in anyway crave for attention here chukwu abiama?

itstpia8:
why not google it instead of quoting me?

itstpia8:
https://www.nairaland.com/4/nairaland-nigerian-forum

Madam don't be like this. There's a huge difference between 2005 and 2015. Fix it.

itstpia8:
some topics have been lost, maybe in the nairaland hack of last year (was it?).

check this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/986034/remember-first-topic-thread-nairaland

the oldest topics are from March 2015 , not May.

Seriously?

winzy:
It wasn't actually stated on the agreement, if any

Oh ok. If I were a tenant and this happened to me, I would fix it. If I were a landlord and this happened also in my compound, plus the fact that I live in same, I would fix it.

To avoid too much talk, can both tenant and landlord reach a decision and split the cost? It will help both parties in the short/mid run

Na wa oo.

But the lady no try, she asked for the name of the church, name of pastor, time of service but forgot to ask for address/location of church, that and the fact that the man doesn't even sound Nigerian even in the way he pronounced the simple "chijioke" name shows this isn't real. I think they both were just pranking.

If a church like this exists, I doubt authorities will let it last. If the yeye pastor had other males to help in the breast sucking, It would have made enough sense sha. But only him want to be sucking alone. #notfair

freecocoa:
Come what is your problem? Why are you disturbing my moniker's peace? Move on already, It's not by force please.

Sweetheart, please remind me again how to download from YouTube. thnx

Anyone coming to Uyo from Enugu?

winzy:
If the toilet pipe at the backyard of a building that is channeling faeces from a particular flat is faulty whose job is it to repair it? The landlord or the tenant occupying that very flat? Please reply asap

What was on the agreement both parties signed?

Ha! so this "a friend of mine" posts didn't start with these yeye nairalanders today?

IbokUtoroh:
so who PHOTOGRAGHS d photographer?
so na dis boy wan turn awa democracy to photocracy?
thunda fire am

Actually, he is the only one doing his job in this administration. He should be encouraged. If more appointed staff are as passionate as he is, just maybe, something good may come out of this terrorist's rulership

medoyin:
Gboliwe

Hello!

I am in a state of higgy-hoggy (copyright from you know who)

pendusky:
Who said I was the one in the pichure?

This one lacks comprehension skill. Thought you were smarter. I know better now

Lord have mercy!

65 whole thousand more pushed into the already saturated market?

Father take control!

pendusky:
Really? Have you seen me before?

FYI.. Akwa Ibom aint APC state!

Who said Akwaibom was APC state?

So the Fulanis want to share army land with them? If they can be confined within that area, then they (Ohafia people) should let them be. But again, what's the motive or is it rationale for the flag hanging itself? Is this a new method? I adontgerrit

Is that not Pendusky? Looks so much like him sha. never knew he was in APC

The owners of this land and the inhabitants thereof will not push to have this in spotlight, rather most of them will go naked stoking tribalism online. SMH

Grassroot governor. I am actually beginning to fall in love with this man. No politician ever won my heart until now aside GEJ.

abat4real37:
SHE DIED IN MY CAR
How interesting it is to watch a radio man sitting under a tree dreaming of the day his dream of a great Nigeria will come to pass.
“So, I have become a dreamer that don’t have to sleep to dream”.
This radio man sat on a rock with a radio waiting for the news caster to announce how millions of his people have been lifted out of poverty. I waited, but the news lady preferred to talk about the ex-governor who stole billions and decided to marry a virgin to refresh his rash libido. I turned-off the radio and began to dream again. I dreamt of a Nigeria building aero-planes and electric trains. I ran into one of the plane to fly it to France and announce to Francois Hollande that Nigeria has arrived.
“So, I have become the dreamer that don’t have to sleep to dream”.
I closed my eyes and saw Boko Haram coming
I saw Buhari screaming
I suddenly opened my eyes and saw Diezani crying
And Jonathan standing in anguish
“So, this is what dreams can do”
“Should I still remain a dreamer?”
I decided not to dream anymore and walked towards my car. Behold, a beautiful rag wearing little girl was standing by the driver’s door. I smiled at her, but she frowned at me. I asked what the matter was. She said I was wicked and selfish. That I hate her.
“But we have not met before”
“That’s not true, you drive pass me everyday but choose not to notice me”
I told her I was noticing her for the first time and apologized for unknowingly ignoring her in the past.
“Keep your sorry to yourself”, she said.
At this point I became disturbed, so I stooped to be at the same height with her, looked into her eyes and asked what she wanted. She ordered me to open my car that she wants to sit inside and know what it feels like. I opened the car and asked her in, then turned-on the air-conditioner. She entered, sat comfortably and breathed a sigh of relief, almost falling asleep. She looked at the back seat and saw my daughter’s car seat and asked what it was. I told her it was the seat of my ten month old daughter. She frowned and said, “So your ten month old daughter even has a special seat in a special car?”
“If your ten month old daughter can have a special seat in a car, I can imagine what her bed in your house would look like”
I didn’t know what to tell her.
She told me she sleeps on the bare floor in the market after the traders have gone home. That she only thinks of what to eat, not what to wear or the school to attend. She repeated; “you are a wicked man, who gives a 10month old comfort and leaves a 7year old helpless on the street”. At this point she brought out a small transistor radio from the cellophane bag she was holding and said “I know you”
“Are you not the radio man, Edmund Obilo?”
“Look at you!”
“You interview Governors, Ministers, Commissioners and Local Government Chairmen. You leave them to go scot-free without making them provide food for me”.
I told her I was only a radio man, not a police man. She then looked at me and said she was going to die in my car. She said she had waited for the day she would sit in an air-conditionedcar. She said she had achieved her dream and had nothing else to leave for. “I have reached my last bus stop. I can die now and rest”.
I told her an air-conditionedcar is nothing, that she can be the best by going to school and become a lawyer, journalist, doctor or banker. I could see in her face that she felt I was talking nonsense.
She then looked at me with an angelic smile and died.
She died in my car and became a dreamer who had to die to keep dreaming.
She died!
Our anger is an ant, it can’t move a paper
Our silence is shivering, it will die of cold
When a people dream away while their treasure is being looted, they will wake up to find themselves in the valley of despair.


Edmund Obilo,
Journalist


https://m.facebook.com/159155654163629/photos/a.644072682338588.1073741826.159155654163629/921719507907236/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2733967595

Malareich (single dose), vitamin C 2tabs dly x 5/7, Pcm 2 tabs dly x 3/7. This will help you clear the malaria in your system

nickxtra:
Please may I ask this question from experienced parents and child care givers in this forum on why my 18 months old baby would always want to sleep on the bare tiled floor? When she sleeps and it appears as if she is deeply asleep and we take her to the bed, she will start screaming until she wakes up and finds her way back to the floor where it she finds cooler. We are concerned about this sudden development because we feel the floor may be too cold for her. Is this normal or what do we do?

It has to do with something from her previous life.

bilulu:
Y I won't pity my brothers from d state (cuz am from Edo state) is cuz even after dis inhuman act dey will still b d one to showel him useless praises..... my joy is I don't ve anyone in higher institution again not to talk of AAU. Come 2016 these same students and Edo people will campaign for his anointed one n forget all d harsh tyms we passed tru for years.......
I no some Yoloba zombies will cone n attack me.
For eight years nothing is working in Edo state. All d industries he met working re dead now.
For eight years no single employment yet d cost of living skyrocketed under him. Once again we voted him so let's enjoy our dividend

The most annoying part is that the same folks crying here will not raise their voices in "one accord" and shame their governor. They will protect him and insult the good for nothing T.Orji of Abia state.

goodtalk:
Hi busyi44.

Thank u for the patronage we are glad ur package arrived IFE safe and sound.

Regards.

Mr Goodtalk, have you seen this thread yet?

https://www.nairaland.com/2711140/scamming-attitude-krixmas-logistics

Better fix it before it escalates and batter your image online.

Agunnewi:
He is right, Buhari wasn't prepared to govern, i really don't understand why he contested the election in the first place.

Not prepared yet he kept contesting over and over. Should have told the blockheads that voted him he had a different agenda, an agenda different from governing.

pasol4real:
U are the bigger fuul for even attempting to believe those crooks. if bubu knows what he is doing those ministers that made those pronouncements should be expunged immediately from the list .
This is how u know people who plan to steal from their ministries.

You get time to answer that coward that couldn't even insult me with his regular handle. The mo.Ron had to go exhume his dead handle just to expose his foolishness. I don't ever reply mumus like him.