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Bros u get luck, i bought this army coloured bag for #5000 in kano, i bought the bag for the sole purpose of carrying excess load due to d nature of my job, i visited lagos, obalende area to be precise, suddenly i heard calls from different directions, it all happened so fast, one army officer asked if i was a force man,when i told him i wasn't, he registered one nafdac approved slap on my face, they kicked and punched me repeatedly, i heard one shouting, shoot am for yansh,bloody civilian, one of them rescued me by pulling me inside nipost office at obalende, i bought a new Ghana must go bag,emptied the contents of my army bag and made my exit via the back gate.
It,s so funny, when u consider the fact that lots of people wear full army uniforms in Senegal and go about thier daily chores, and there is no harassment from any quarter

[quote author=IamDebola]I have quoted you bro.

From LIGHT to DARKNESS? I’m still laughing in Mandarin + Spanish!

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Alhamdulillah Robeel Alameen to hear this beautiful news. I'm just happy, may Almighty Allah shines His Nur (light) on them and give them more sustenance. I'm just too happy, over happy self. What a great news! One of the best news of this New Year 1435AH.

I pray Almighty Allah guide us and the rest to the straight path, Aameen and at the same time open the heart of the unbelievers, lift the veil covering their eyes, let them see that ISLAM is a perfect religion and it's a religion of peace.

NB: PLEASE DISREGARD ANY NEWS SAYING THAT THEY WERE PAID SOME MONEY, WE CONFIRMED THAT THE MONEY WAS GIVING ON THEIR BEHALF BUT IT WENT TO CHARITY.

You can't spell ISLAM without the word ALMS. By default a Muslim should be CHARITABLE!

Love everyone, including non-Muslims, I live with my Christian block mates and my Hindu landlord, Ma Shaa’Allahu there is PERFECT PEACE! Absolute PEACE!

In history ISLAM never spread by sword or by forcing people. People entered the fold of ISLAM because they are guided. Whoever God has guided nobody can misguide, nothing can misguide him/her not even Human being or Jinn. And whoever gets the opposite should know that the opposite can never put him/her on the right path.

Ma’Salam!!

- Muhammad Jamiu Adebola
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pls dont lie, what about the jihadist war against the inhabitants of mecca? What about the ottoman empire that conquered parts of Europe? Lastly, how did utman Dan fodio propagate Islam in northern Nigeria? Was it not through a jihad? How dare u say Islam is a religion of peace? Thousands of Christians have been bombed in churches up north in d name of ur religion of peace, u better shine ur eyes brotherman. ]

Pls security should be beefed up in imo state,this is an open invitation to bokoharam, this is purely commercial conversion, with 7million lots of folks will embrace church of Satan,
to be candid, true belief should hinge on personal conviction, anything contrary is phantom

ayusco: Plastic fan sha win AFCON dem no satisfy, qualify for world cup dem still dey moan say we no play well that Ethiopia deserve win megedefegede if e dey pain una pls find cobra french kiss

u dont get it,pls wake up,this is reality time, we didn't play well today just face it, brown ideye is another yakubu aiyegbeni waiting to happen, ahmed musa is not matured for national team, this team is showing traits of the old baba eagles,they looked too heavy and unfit,
*we need a potent striker, i will choose osaze over amoebi anyday
*mikel was holding on to d ball for too long, we need Joel obi and lukeman haruna to spice up our midfield.
I will not join the bandwagon and begin to pour encomiums on keshi when i see danger ahead

These eagles were looking too heavy on the field, there was no sense of urgency, what happened to the fast and furious eagles at the last afcon nations cup tournament?

If this is d team keshi is taking to Brazil, it,s better we pull out and allow the more enterprising ethiopeans go, what a drab game, imagine African champions who cannot string thier passes.

seankay: Where is Joel Obi nah?
Aluko and Haruna can add somefin 2 dis team dan some names I saw on d list

gradually keshi has forgotten d midfield wonderkid of parma fc JOEL OBI, who the hell is Gabriel or shola amoabi?

Up gunners, we always come back stronger when we are a goal down, gunners beat them silly, lets go we can do it

Lets go gunners, wenger i,m with u all, nuff resp)ct wenger, self acclaimed special one, go and scout and groom unknown players into world class players then u earn my respect, wenger is the best coach in d world, go gunners lick thier ass gun them down.

Wetin nah? Three goals already? Nah basketball?

Twice i,ve been embarrassed by ushers, i sat in d front row, i was asked to leave cos the seats were reserved for very special people,
the second one happened to me in kano, cos of boko haram, security has been stepped up in most churches, one Sunday morning i dressed up and went to church, the overzealous usher allowed those he recognized to walk in without searching, from a distance he beamed his search on me, he asked me all manner of questions,ordered me to empty my pockets, when i was in d process of bringing out my organiser he stepped back as if i was bringing out a bomb, at this time onlookers had thier eyes focused on me, i really felt embarrassed,i turned back and left, when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go.

The party is about to begin, it gonna end 2-1 in favour of Manchester city, remember i predicted when they were still a goal down

I see Manchester city scoring two goals final score is 2-1 in favour of Manchester city, mark my words

Dr.Gboy:
There are alot of gospel songs out there, ranging from rock to contemporary, solo, jazz from a plethora of artistes.
What is that single piece of music which brings a sober reflection , just at the right time when you need it ?

As for me it's definetly Hillsong united : Cry of the broken.

for me it,s ALPHA AND OMEGA by a popular white south African artise

FlirtyKaren: She's hot, hot, hot!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/10/actress-nkiru-sylvanus-sizzles-i

n-new.html

i love my women pure and natural and very close to nature, this is very artificial, take the make up away and u have a very ordinary nkiruka,

Is this supposed to be news

Bonaguy: [img]http://4.bp..com/-Scwu-tDMG3s/UmdPnndse_I/AAAAAAABThs/Ig4H5rdClU8/s1600/2.jpg[/img]

Tiwa is on her way to London via Virgin Atlantic to shop for her wedding coming up later this year, November 2013. All the best to her. Looking forward to seeing her in a beautiful dress.

www.gistmetro.com/2013/10/tiwa-savage-jets-off-to-london-for.html

oselenkejoor: We all know our brothers from China enjoy devouring the Agama lizard and to us that's crazily weird. But as they say, another man's food is another man's poison. Personally i believe every animal is meant for human consumption. Here's a list of 5 weird animals i believe Nigerians eat, you could add yours... here we go!

1. [b][/b]Dogs: (Serzly this is absolutely outta this world). Contrary to popular belief that only the Calabars eat dogs, i can authoritatively tell you that the Ondos and Oguns enjoy this four-footed thing also.
2. Snakes: Confession time I've tasted this back in secondary school days and i tell you its the sweetest thing on planet earth, especially when
its well roasted and meticulously salted.
3. Cats: Of course, people eat cats. surprised? Dont be !
4. Ducks: Now this is official, it tastes just like ram meat! A piece of the meat is a mouth-fill! and its nice in stew Go try it out. Pepeye dun bi
kilode
5. Insects: When i say insect i do not mean mosquitoes or housefly ooo. Some insects are good foods. There is this kind of insect we used to eat back then in boarding house. Whenever it rained, they swarm around and we did put a bowl of water which they fall into and from der we did judgement on the tiny thingies
Now add yours to the list. O did i forget to tell you that lions too are good delicacies, oya go hunt one and enjoy

bros u ain't seen nothing yet, i do a lot of travelling, i,ve come across a lot of people in Nigeria who feast on animals that will make u throw up.
(1) do u know that benue people eat frogs,rats and vulture, the vulture meat i saw with my eyes at zaki biam and katsina ala, deliciously prepared as chicken suya, if you doubt me goitre to the aforementioned places
(2)in gombe state the tangale people of katungo town eat dogs, the kagoro brothers in kaduna south also eat dogs
(3) in yobo state, the iguana is a favourite perpersoup delicacy

Some years back globacom entered the gsm market in nigeria,admist fanfare laced with extatic peagentry, credit should go to globacom who made per second billing possible.
I,m a bts installer, freelancing fot virtually all gsm providers nationwide, all service providers have different modes of payments, oftentimes payments are made upon completion of jobs,atimes it ranges from two weeks and not exceeding three months.
What baffles most of us, is that our own indigeneous globacom, has a pechant for owing contractors money for work done ranging from 1yr to 2yrs, i,m somewhat confused, considering the person of chief mike adenuga who is busy doling out mouth watering endosement deals to actor and musicians,
my question is this,we who are engaged in hardware installation for chief mike adenuga,s globacom are we less important? We have our hamilies to take care of, this wicked pratice has to stop, is chief mike adenuga aware of this wicked pratice in globacom? Pls someone should reach out to chief mike adenuga, i,ve said my piece i dont care if they blaclist me from working on globacom sites,this nonsense has to stop.

Pvt. Parts:
If you have ever been to Kano before, you will find that your fellow "Nigerian" from Kano holds more respect for Sahelians than you even if these Sahelians are not sharing the same Nationality as you are with them.

I won't be surprised if the Chadians are actually relatives of the late Hassan Agwai Mohammed aka Ciroman Keffi and I don't mean by marriage only.

Most of these northerner politicians are actually either from Niger, Cameroon, Chad or as far flung away as Sudan.

There was once a call by some northern governors during the time of OBJ for monetary assistance in constructing a road network in Niger Republic. The reason they cited was that they have family links over in that country.

One Nigeria my foot!

my brotherman, i totally agree with you, if you ever have any altercation with anyone from chad,niger,northern cameroun and Sudan, if you are in kano,be sure to incure the wrath of your northern Moslem brothers, i,ve experienced it severally.
Pls the JTF and SSS should pls raid the Yemen consulate at hotoro GRA kano, the characters i see coming out of the place are suicide bombers, remember Yemen is the same country where the illfated kano bomber was trained,of what economic benefit is Yemen consular office to Nigeria?

Barcholder: That IS the start up cost of Solar Power. There is only one cost of solar, and that is the start up cost. Once purchased, there are no additional running costs and they last for at least 25 years. They CANNOT break down, as there are no moving parts (the ONLY reason it will cease to work is because the people who installed it were morons). There is nothing to break down. Once installed, they continue to convert sunlight into electricity. It's actually a very simple technology, and is used extensively around the world.

bros, solar panels offer a cheap source of electricity, but you really need to understand how it works
underlisted are rules you adhere to if you want ur panels to last long
*periodic cleaning of panels dusty panels will not function very well
*never place ur dry cell batteries under panels,excess heat can destroy batteries
*solar panels dont work with stuff like pressing iron, electric kettles, it,s gonna destroy ur panels
*solar panels only work when there is plenty of sunshine
*solar panels only work during daytime, panels can work with deep cycled batteries

On behalf of millions of soccer loving niugerians we all collectively say a big thank you to GOD almighty for the long awaited exit of a certain Joseph yobo from our super eagles, the said yobo has been a burden to soccer loving nigerians since 1999, so this worthless yobo thinks we have forgotten how he concealed his injury so he could make it to d mundial in south Africa 2010, yobo dont expect any sympathy from me, since you decided not to leave years back disgrace is d only option left, did you just say you are on top of your game? Hahahahahaha i laugh in pidgin English, make unah see yobo wey everton drive from England.

ba7man: What a nerve....The terrorists that carried out the Bus bombing are still in Kano. Can't communities organize a quick house to house search with JTF backing and smoke them out?? They're obviously very comfortable in Kano and Borno.

bro i,ll give it to u straight, both the sultan,emir,s and d entire muslems up north are in support of the activities of boko, they live side by side in d same communities,they worship in d same mosque, brotherman, only the muslems up north can weed out boko, brother, i,ve lived in kano,kaduna,gombe,,borno,jigawa ,niger and sokoto, i understand d setup, a muslem will never betray a fellow muslem,
but one day they will all stand before the judgement throne of GOD,

OgidiBoy: Very good, I don't condole violence but Nigerian embassy workers are the most lazy incompetent bunch of people. The Embassy workers here in the

States are just as bad. There is so much you can push a person before he pushes back.

I trust my Igbo brothers,we no pushovers.

this is a very welcome development,all nigerian embassies should be shut down it,s a waste of taxpayers money, embassies can never help you once outside d shores of this country, while still residing in Senegal working as a expatriate, the lady nigerian ambassador went behind us to tell our senegalise employee to be careful with us cos according to her nigerian are not to be trusted, as u read this piece,my senegalise patron still owe me $6,500 unpaid, i hope those guys dealt with that female ambassador?

ROSSIKE: 'Best player' my foot. I wonder what hold this idio.t has on you people here.

Abi na him light skin mixed race-ness dey trip una?

So many of you sound like stup.id, inferiorized slaves here.

Here is a guy who routinely goes on twitter to insult your national icons, your FA, your team, your players, in effect rubbishing the whole country with zero respect, and you still come out with this creepy slave shiit of ''oh but he's only telling the truth you knowwww....?''

PATHETIC, BRAINLESS, STUPI.D DOLTS the lot of you. (SPIT)

oh boy nah wah for u,are u sure u are ok? Did u miss ur medication today? Can't u just make ur point without raining insults on people? Osaze complained about neglected players who need help,osaze mentioned taribo,s name as one of such players, this is the issue on discussion here, in life views must differ,that's one bitter fact u have to live with.

balladin: S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ you mean all the other comments are insane? See your life? Like Osaze like gbrown. Always talking carelessly.

what exactly are u babbling about? Osaze raised an issue, question, is osaze right or wrong? Fact is osaze has scored crucial goals for Nigeria, in comparison to others he has shown more commitment, d vast majority of nigerians never gave keshi a chance,now everyone is singing his praise, bros i also was against keshi,i,m not afraid to admit it, pls always try to look at things objectively not subjectively, your ranting is meaningless to me.

ekemit: i dnt tink dia is anytin wrong in what osaze said he is jst misinterpreted

finally a sane comment, thank u very much my brother, i just wonder why majority of nigerians tend to join d bandwagon, almost everyone is pouring invectives on osaze without taking time to read and comprehend what he wrote, osaze is d only super eagles player i respect, his passion and zeal for d national team is commendable, at d last afcon tournament in south Africa, osaze would not have wasted those chances that came the way of moses,ideye and musa in d finals

cyril83: The poor boy is frustrated.

guy u funny oh! This guy earns millions weekly,yet u say he is frustrated? Bros if this is ur definition of d word frustration, pls i claim it in Jesus name

12large1: Haruna lukman. Sunday MBA can pop up and score goals but he has so far put up a ghost performance he should be a back up for haruna

Sidney sam. Hands down will walk into our starting 11

Joel obi. Onazi is a good player but Joel is a better version of onazi

Sone aluko. Another good player will add depth to bench

Leon balogun. A great rightback still confused about Ambrose if he can perform like he did at nc then no but if not Leon balogun. Over our best 11 should be

Enyeama

Ambrose
Egueke
Oboabona
Echijile


Mikel
Joel
Haruna


Sidney sam
Emmanuel emenike
Victor Moses

This team is as good as eagles of 1994 take it to the bank even our second 11 is strong


Ejide

Balogun
Omeruo
Yobo
Taiwo


Onazi
Ogude
MBA/Nosa


Aluko
Ideye
Musa

bros are u for real? How can u mention yobo?pls get real.

nameo: VERY GOOD NEWS. Kudos FG
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But Boko on my mind, lol

THE SAME SAD FEELING I HAVE,BOKO THINGS ON MY MIND, WOULD HAVE PREFERRED LAGOS TO ILORIN,BENIN,CALABAR,SOUTH SOUTH,SOUTH EAST,WEST AND MIDWEST DELTA, LEAVE THE NORTH OUT OF IT.

[quote author=EbonyX]Haba! 8 occupants in a golf car? This story get K leg.[/quote
bros u never stay north that,s why u are suprised about the eight occupants which i consider to be luxury, i,ve seen fifteen seated in a golf,don't underestimate the dexterity of aboki, five sat in d back seat,six in d booth, three in front,plus the driver making fifteen,

OBAFEMI MARTINS: I PASSED MY EXAMS WITH EASE IN MY ITALIAN SCHOOL, INSPITE OF LANGUAGE BARRIER I STILL EXCELLED, THE GREATEST MISTAKE I MADE WAS TO CHANGE TO A BRITISH SCHOOL, I ATTENDED TWO BRITISH SCHOOLS IN ENGLAND, I ALWAYS CAME LAST IN CLASS, I MOVED TO A RUSSIAN SCHOOL, I STILL FAILED MY EXAMS, I REALLY MISS MY ITALIAN SCHOOL.

DIDIER DROGBA, I HAD TO CHANGE MY OLD SCHOOL IN ENGLAND, COS EXAMINERS NO LONGER FELL FOR MY DIVING TRICKS, I,VE PASSED ALL MY EXAMS IN MY NEW CHINKO SCHOOL.