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aduaba: Madam dnt throw dust into anyone's eyes. Which big gal of today gets pregnant ignorantly ? It's da likes of you who make children suffer cos they always feel left out..and please next time dnt post such a silly topic. Men read all these things and call all women cheats..

As in are you aying that the ''big girls'' maybe.........em.... the likes of you. Cof- cof . F*ck their sugar daddy carefully or are you condeming the entire act of f*cking another ladys husband. Where do you stand...emm....''big girl''. My dear the real ''big girls'' are those that are COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF SO CALLED SUGAR DADDIES. They are NOT FUCKKEDDDDD for money. Wake up jare

....well I don't belive your story is real cos if it was you should be so ashamed of yourself. Cos what I understand from it is this: you have a sugar Daddy because of money- you are a prostitute my dear- you are f**cked for money. 2.. You are mean, do you think about your future at all...what if u get married tommorow and a girl gets pregnant for ur husband (ur husband becomes a sugar daddy with a child) how would you feel. If I were that guy u call ur fiancee is a real man he should DELETE you completely. Go and let sugar daddy give u kids. Hungry girl

but wait o!! Guys are really different. Chic's cant seduce me wit boops but if na big nyashhhh!!! I might fall down FLAT. ..u know emm..there are a lot of things I can do with a big butts.. Like emm....slide my donBABa-Dick in-between the twin butts using lubica. O.. I feel like f*ccking . My ''Oga'' don stand ATTTENTION. I pledge to Narialand my country.

oww!! This thread reminds me of my first girls friend boops..twas so big at first then after I arrange the thing well- well for 8months It started looking like my tie. .. I hope she'll ever forgive me for coverting paw-paw to tie

[quote author=gree-die]wen u were in hundred level? wat level r u now, 100 level second semester?? [/quote]why do you always purge anywhere you go...even on nairaland ur bellee dey turn you. please shift joor we no wan smell nonsense now. u make me feel like vommiting

which is better: to date a 60 years old man or to date a 22 years old guy. Girls don't mind the age as long as the pocket is big. Do you know the class and age of chics that Wiz Kid dates...sighh

make una dey blo -blow lie. I dont know why Nigerian girls like lying and pretending...it depends on the guys pocket jooor...u pple shl just say the truth boo!! okay how about if the guy drives an infinity QX4 , or 5

I want my fellow guys to carry out the following tests and post their results.

Test 1 : Give your girlfriend a flower then observe her facial expression and listen to what she'll tell you.

Test 2 : Give your girlfriend money for her hair then observe her facial expression and listen to what she'll tell you.

shar its not 100% their fault joor ... its the result of poverty in naija

galadima77: op pls are u familiar with the word etiquette?
pls observe some on social places like this...

draaeee !!! e no follow joor , ... holy-er than yar father yet you are VISITING SEXUALITY ROOM ,, live a straight forward life and stop deceiving yar sef Mr man

when I was in 100L in the University I used to have a crush over a very pretty girl.. though I didn't let her know because she was damn too conscious of her beauty (she felt every guy is crazy about her and it got into her head big time), so I decided to get her off my mind.

it wasn't easy so here is what I did. ***guys believe me this solution works I advice guys to use this strategy.

I closed my eyes and Imagined her posture when she's having a poo in the dirty female hostel toilet she uses (her hostel had the dirtiest toilet).

Here's the scenario (if you've ever passed-by the female hostel toilet in any Nigerian University you'll understand better); the toilet is always flooded with urine and poop on the floor.

So there's only one way the girls poo there: standing on their toes and with a very squeezed face becos of the odour of the place.....struggle to release the poop from the bent buttocks,..plus the "ehnnn!!!" sound

the looks of the poop lipsrsealed as it lands on the other mountain of other girls poop

Guess the Result: Immediately After the "true-life-thought" (this surely what happened in real life) I FELL OUT OF CRUSH FOR HER

Guys please say something..do you think its a good strategy or not

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Can Someone please tell me how long it took before he/she was called for medicals (from the time of application submission to medicals) and was the "call" by phone, e-mail, or land post..

I applied on 7th March and I haven't yet been called. its getting me very anxious

VCTROKOYE: I even broke the money into two and it didn't work

i had a similar problem like urs while trying to pay my application fee using VISA gold credit card- it worked the first time and never did again. I have just found out that just like NEPA fluctuates the Nigerian-bank-issued credit card also fluctuates. I think you shld keep trying or pay by swift transfer

[quote author=tebenezer][/quote]thank you bro...

Please does anyone know how long it will take for the embassy to finish processing a visa to Canada. I sent my application on the 7th of March (three months and a few days ago), but I didnt include my Police clearance certificate until 14th May. up till today I haven't heard anything from them.

My people. I think we can start by simply talking about it everywhere, are we "learned", yet we CANT TALK ? let us start by using the social media effectively to protest. It is a powerful conference or should I say meeting tool. Rather than spending time posting threads that have no use. WE CAN EXPLODE ON NAIRALAND, ON TWITTER, ON FACE BOOK, then gradually plan live meetings, and establish protest units in every state all over the country.

its easy to begin, but its not one mans job. its a job for ME AND YOU. just start up a discussion against it and keep on protesting. till it begins to have effect.

[quote author=real-teflon]Front page pls. This issue affect all Nigerian Graduate. Believe me this figure keeps increasing. MODERATOR front page please[/quote]My brother is there actually a way of pasting an old thread on front page?I dont know how to do that abeg teach me

supaeagles: Popping the cherry of a v........

big lie jooor 'v's could be really booring joor when trying to enter

My fellow Nigerian graduates, I wish to open your eyes to the unseen future of thousands amongst us, yet we DO NOT or CAN NOT do anything about it.

It’s easy to say “it’s not my portion” or “God forbid”, but my brothers and sisters the earlier we woke up to reality the more secure our future will be.

Believe it or not everyone thinks success about his/ her destiny, but PAINFUL REALITY WILL DAWN ON A LOT OF US IF WE DON’T DO SOMETHING EARLY ENOUGH.

Unfortunately unlike many other countries, Nigeria does not have any reliable statistical data unit that opens our eyes to see figures of unemployment rate. If there had been such I guess we wouldn’t have been SO SILENT, sitting and waiting for “our destiny to come”.

There is a simple way to estimate the fast growing number of unemployed graduates flooding the country in confusion (and the number keeps increasing as institutions keep on passing out their graduates).
Check this out: Approximately 2000 youth coppers pass out per batch in every state. Multiplied this number by 3 batches a year- i.e. about 6000 youth coppers pass out per state every year. Multiply 6000 by 36 states: you get 216,000. This is apart from Graduates of colleges of Education, colleges of nursing, and those that apply for exemption from youth service.

Food for thought:
1. How many vacancies occur every year per state?
2. How many previously occupied job post get empty (when everyone fights hard to keep his job) ?
3. How many employing companies and firms exist in each state of the country – remember that there are only three states in Nigeria having many companies (Lagos, Abuja, and Port-Harcourt in Rivers state)

I am suggesting that we make trouble O, because Nigeria is presently suffering from the accumulation of mis-management by our past leaders. I want you guys to suggest what we can do to save ourselves and secure our future or do we just wait for "our destiny" to come huh

ABRAHAM USIEKI: Son u gotta stop walkin past were d ladies take dia leak, its humilatin; I'd prefer u walk past were dey bath, n I'll be proud if dey invite u to help scrub dia body parts. (U knw wat I mean)

see mumu "father" abi you no fit read English or wetin dey do you.(Its an Imagination old paaapppaa) . wen ur mates dey go school u say na farm - farm...now u don see the result. Old paaappppaa

Aderemi275: E fit no work 4 me....

then ur problem na spiritual probs

[quote author=Master_1]Pls help with some advice, thanks.
I av a crush on dis gal back in our secondary school days, but wat could a boy do den.. Anywayz fastforward to d present, I am in 400lev in anoda sch, but I avnt since got my mind off her, even though I've had 2 relationships since starting sch. We exchange text messges nd call from tym to tym, nd dat was it. But dis Monday, I decided I had to act fast or I might lose her, so I told her how I felt (on d fone, dnt knw whether dats significant, cos m in anoda sch) nd she laffed den, she said we r gud friends....,I was sad. But I felt its a challenge, so I sent her a romantic text messg, telling her from my heart, all I could. Nd den I called her d nxt day, we couldn't talk so I called back later, she saw my missed call , nd she called me back, nd we talkd for a lil bit, den I sent her a poem, wc I knw must av made her smile, but ystrday and today, I called her nd she ddnt pick her fone,, so I'm confused now,,, any bdy with any opinions as to wats up??
I hope I gave d appropriate title to my post. Lol.[/quote]Go to romance room and read my recent Thread on "how to stop crushing for a girl". it will surely help you

[quote author=Mynd_44]Kids[/quote]shey you are talking about your family !! ur family are the flintstones

when I was in 100L in the University I used to have a crush over a very pretty girl.. though I didn't let her know because she was damn too conscious of her beauty (she felt every guy is crazy about her and it got into her head big time), so I decided to get her off my mind.

it wasn't easy so here is what I did. ***guys believe me this solution works I advice guys to use this strategy.

I closed my eyes and Imagined her posture when she's having a poo in the dirty female hostel toilet she uses (her hostel had the dirtiest toilet).

Here's the scenario (if you've ever passed-by the female hostel toilet in any Nigerian University you'll understand better); the toilet is always flooded with urine and poop on the floor.

So there's only one way the girls poo there: standing on their toes and with a very squeezed face becos of the odour of the place.....struggles to release the poop from the bent buttocks,

the looks of the poop as it lands on the other mountain of other girls poop .

Result: Immediately After the "true-life-thought" (this surely what happened in real life) I FELL OUT OF CRUSH FOR HER

Guys please say something..do you think its a good strategy or not

I want my fellow guys to carry out the following tests and post their results.

Test 1 : Give your girlfriend a flower then observe her facial expression and listen to what she'll tell you.

Test 2 : Give your girlfriend money for her hair then observe her facial expression and listen to what she'll tell you.

shar its not 100% their fault joor ... its the result of poverty in naija

Guy u dey Naija at All !!! How many Naija girls look for love "dem go chop love" its money Mr. Man or are you a beginner Most Naija girls WANT MONEY it makes their eyes open WIDEEE . if you doubt this give a flower to a nigerian girl and see what she'll tell you

My fellow Nigerian graduates, I wish to open your eyes to the unseen future of thousands amongst us, yet we DO NOT or CAN NOT do anything about it.

It’s easy to say “it’s not my portion” or “God forbid”, but my brothers and sisters the earlier we woke up to reality the more secure our future will be.

Believe it or not everyone thinks success about his/ her destiny, but PAINFUL REALITY WILL DAWN ON A LOT OF US IF WE DON’T DO SOMETHING EARLY ENOUGH.

Unfortunately unlike many other countries, Nigeria does not have any reliable statistical data unit that opens our eyes to see figures of unemployment rate. If there had been such I guess we wouldn’t have been SO SILENT, sitting and waiting for “our destiny to come”.

There is a simple way to estimate the fast growing number of unemployed graduates flooding the country in confusion (and the number keeps increasing as institutions keep on passing out their graduates).
Check this out: Approximately 2000 youth coppers pass out per batch in every state. Multiplied this number by 3 batches a year- i.e. about 6000 youth coppers pass out per state every year. Multiply 6000 by 36 states: you get 216,000. This is apart from Graduates of colleges of Education, colleges of nursing, and those that apply for exemption from youth service.

Food for thought:
1. How many vacancies occur every year per state?
2. How many previously occupied job post get empty (when everyone fights hard to keep his job) ?
3. How many employing companies and firms exist in each state of the country – remember that there are only three states in Nigeria having many companies (Lagos, Abuja, and Port-Harcourt in Rivers state)

I am suggesting that we make trouble O, because Nigeria is presently suffering from the accumulation of mis-management by our past leaders. I want you guys to suggest what we can do to save ourselves and secure our future or do we just wait for "our destiny" to come

Gamji007: AFRICAN HUSBAND

whats the meaning of ''African Husband'' in as much as I dont think the man should have asked his own wife to kneel, who told you that African Husbands are not the best in the world ?? If not why are African marriages classified as most sucessful?? If you are ashamed of the values and culture of your own people then you should be a slave. You should be sold out to slavery to serve ''western man''

is your wife a liability or an asset to you... if she doesn't contribute anything MUCH then she'll be difficult to maintain. and you will find it tiresome...so tiresome as to ask this question. Enable your wife to contribute reasonably (financially and otherwise) to the family and you will be so GLAD to FUEL HER UP, CHANGE HER ENGINE, SERVICE HER BRAKE PADS

by enabling her I mean,, let her be gainfully employed, or start up a good business for her. if she is sensible she would let you see that shes producing more than she is consuming

What most men actually fear is being Dominated by their wives, not the job....well there are two kinds of working class ladies. The selfish-Working-class-lady and the Family-Minded-working-class. the selfish working class lady is the kind that puts her own[/b]job first before anything else(including caring for her own kids). this type rushes to go out without giving due attention to her husband and kids in the mornings - she leaves them to the hands of her maid.

on the contrary, the Family-minded-working-class wife puts her family first before her job,, as such she has to [b]WORK EXTRA HARD TO SATISFY BOTH HER FAMILY AND HER EMPLOYER(COMPANY) this is not an easy task for a lady working in some firms like the bank.

I personally would not want to marry a lady that works in the bank because it is almost impossible for her to play both roles. However I WILL NOT WANT MY WIFE TO STAY AT HOME IDLEING AWAY...she"ll get fat, start tying wrapper,become very lazy due to excess sleep, and its likely she'll become a gossip.

staying in a shop to sell is almost the same thing as being a house wife.. I will prefer a job like government work, or self employment ... (8 am - 4 pm), so that she would have time to look into the affairs of the home, my kids,,and ..emm...my food (COS I LOVE GOOD FOOD)