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RofoRofoAmebo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5qInW_zmWA

"Ah! my religion does not permit that!" ... or ... "as a wife she needs to be submissive."

Can you imagine?!

if what you mean by "house wife" is a staying at home and doing the house chores ....well there are Men that have been forced to do this due to certain circumstances like unemployment. i.e if the woman is employed and the man losses his job,, automatically he has to stay at home and help out. depending on the nature of the woman; if shes good she would have understanding, but if shes mean and domineering then she'll begin to look down on the man, and at times boss him. I think the important thing is TO LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP INTO MARRIAGE..during courtship if a girl looks down on other people NOT NECESSARILY YOU THEN SHE WILL DO TO SAME YOU WHEN YOU ARE DOWN .There are wives that sincerely stand by their husbands strongly when he is down; this kind is worth being a "house wife" for.. i.e only this kind deserves service

kaaiii is there no way to slap someone in Nairaland... this guy posting this thread really needs slaps.. BIG FOOOOLLL

Fellow Nigerians Wake Up, open your eyes and see the plotting of Boko Haram to turn Nigeria's Government into their hands.. its time we decide more firmly to stand for GEJ in 2015..... let them kill themselves... thats our best revenge for their atrocities

they didn't protest when Michael Adebolajo disgraced Nigerians... now they have something to say

adexway: Only a fool does the same thing the same way at all times and expect different result. It's time to change our leadership. We need a new experience. No one on my mind though but the taste of PDP has gone sour on my mouth.

your mouth had been smelling already before PDP even came up so don't even speak.. u make me want to throw up

knuckbuck: These guys protesting are so light-skinned. They do not look like our regular 9ja folks.

my broda they could be Nigerians O...but definitely the foolish category

kkkp: Dis is jst d beginin..after 2015 we will charge him 4 genocide

look at this foolish post from a big time foooolllll ** shake my head in disappointment ***

Meristem: Guy, if I was a girl I will not date you. Ur userid and the way u dropped the ekwueme stuff...I smell the wrong vibes....u need to repackage dude

haa..haa..."ur Uncle is Alex Ekeweme" WHAT ARE YOU his houseboy, gate man or his beggar

OOOww!! I'm so late at this wonderful thread... I also burs LAUGHH so teehh!! my head begin dey pain me .

This thread posted by this chic is actually a NOTE OF WARNING FOR MEN...well for those that have a fore sight. If you're an African girl seeking for a marriage partner, the worst thing you can do to yourself is to show the guy that you are a girl of RULES.... NO MAN NOT EVEN OYIBO wants to be Controlled by a Lady of "MUST'S"; its just a natural thing. ***Except there is something abnormal about the guy. Some girls want to argue that in the "modern world" it doesn't matter if a lady is the BOSS, but how many of marriages with female bosses ever work .. or can you compare African marriages to Oyibo marriages ? shar my advice to this dreamer is she should keep searching for "husband material" he will come . and emm...she should also do a lot of GYM-ing so that she"ll also look fierce. as for guys like me,,,I rather accept that I'm not a "marriage material" than to carry MACHO woman put for house.

Shugamania: My thoughts exactly.. Something's not right with him.

yeah ...okay I accept I need medications, but theres a problem here- I'm the one with the injection ..and trust me its really big and powerful. ...well ..umm ...ok I dont mind having some tablets you have at the tips of the two **twins ** on your chest that makes it six tablets two tabs of shuga-cetamol in the mornin two tabs of vitamin B3 nd 4 then at night I'll sinpe some diaprin capsules....what a tasty medication

...haa...haa..haaa..... Laff wan turn my belle O!!! Thats exactically whats going on in this room ''the hens are showing such exhuberance before being mated'' and how soberly she shall bow when the cock takes his royal climb ....haa..hoo..ha..ha . FINALLY FINALLY AFTER ALL THIS GRA-GRA WE GO STILL TDAMA UNA **TIN**. Kpomeee - kpomee!! Wonderful kpomo . ..how humble thou shall become when DON-BABA-DEE shall enter his submitted chambers. Very soon, just as gateman dey open gate for Oga..THE GATES MUST BE OPENED. Oya - Oya !!! all the girls rise up and salute DON-BABA-DEE.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Such exhubberance putted up by the hen before been mated!

I hate to fall In #Love...[/color]

gbam !!!!

Minaak47: Tah... Ekaite lyk u... Wers ma dog meat

ma guy d baby na proper Ekaite O!! Check out the thread hairstyle shes wearing in this generation. I even tot she was carrying a pocupine on her head

princesa: where dis one stink out from? bad belle no go finish for NL.


anyway hater, you must be one of the guys i rejected and obviously you are suffering from rejection issues, but if you come more nicer, i might just be oblige to kiss another frog


#goodmorning ya'all

that tempataion only works for guys that lack chic... Not guys that run away from excess supply of love and f....ckinsssssss. Believe it or not there are ''James Bonds'' even in Nigeria

princesa: where dis one stink out from? bad belle no go finish for NL.


anyway hater, you must be one of the guys i rejected and obviously you are suffering from rejection issues, but if you come more nicer, i might just be oblige to kiss another frog


#goodmorning ya'all

that tempataion only works for guys that lack chics... Not guys that run away from excess supply of love and f....ckinssssssss. Believe it or not there are ''James Bonds'' even in Nigeria

Neduzze5: Well, my first attempted date was a real disaster. After that, I lost all hopes of asking a girl out. Still searching for that hope up till this moment.

sorry !! broo .... Most of them are disaters ..only very few are worth asking out. Trust me a girl must be really on point and qualified b4 she can here my asking-out

Neduzze5: Well, my first attempted date was a real disaster. After that, I lost all hopes of asking a girl out. Still searching for that hope up till this moment.

sorry !! broo .... Most of them are disaters ..only very few are worth asking out. Trust me a girl must be really on point and qualified b4 she can here my asking-out cos its a privilege which i dont easily give out .

princesa: right on point, a frog stinking with fat bank account, me likey


but then, where do we get such


cos these frogs have the characteristic of being so clinging, sliming and big pain in the ars.e



#meant park not pack.

this room is soo amusing O

princesa: right on point, a frog stinking with fat bank account, me likey


but then, where do we get such


cos these frogs have the characteristic of being so clinging, sliming and big pain in the ars.e



#meant park not pack.

this room is soo amusing O !! ''if you want to eat a frog, eat a big one''....haa...haa big one wey no dey notice you..Abi just confess how many big frogs have ever stoped to ask u what is ur name ! U dont seem to get it. THEY DONT NOTICE YOU!! Talk less of slow down their vehicle to chat with you. Shar keep on enjoying ur day dreams. Miss Okada and bus

princesa: and you're getting it wrong again, just man up, don't bloody kneel, don't ask for back ups, don't pour out all your emotion on first sight,


and wisely don't crush on me, real or fake....i don't take kindly to lovey doveys

..hmm...soooo funny!!! Well shar dat wan na for guy wey dey see ur face...not for guys dat 'll NEVER notice you even if u strip urself naked.

SniperInADiaper: My sexy side chick

Girl kissing Girl na wa O..

jisky: See shoeless liar wt shoes.

guys listen to what this fool called Jisky is saying..ol boy if you don't know what to post on nairaland. just don't post anything. Jisky you are cursed..you will never own a pair of shoe. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPENNING IN NIGERIA......so shut up and stop speaking through your anus

My name is $..$..VIP borbor. .$. $ .

just check out what happens in this …em….. gossip room (I+no+call+anybody+name+O!).. cof..cof..cof

Infinity QX4 jeep horns at the gate for mallam to bring suya

..pee..pee !!!... Mallam rushes to sell his suya to me his money-dey-flow-customer


tinted side glass of fully airconditioned QX4 slowy bows low as handsome $..$..VIP..$..$ borbor speaks to Mallam

SUDDENLY!! SUDDENLY (may+ur+days+be+long D’banJ)

Br3nd4, shuga-wotever, Joan, and …even adaobi (a.k.a miss wrapper) in her usual wrapper all run to the window to peep. Br3nd4 forgets her left slippers while running to the window, shuga-wotever forgets to put on her bra (the **twins** are always dancing etigi from left to right), Joan-miss-look-look opens her eyes WIDEEEEE as usual

*meanwhile I bend my head in my ride and say to myself “chai!! I don suffer!!!”. Without observing that a fly passed. I (a.k.a $.$ V.I.P borbor $.$ may my days be longer) wine up my tinted glass and zoom off.
In summary “gossip room don change to peeping room”.. wetin I wan announce to una for this room be say ""IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!! I shall notice you". Guys abeg make we drink beer Jare!!

Coolboi05: ....yeah im a muslim..bt wen last dd u went 2 church...ure so daft dat u dnt comprehend wah d pastor is preachn!!

are you a hausa man or is it the Islam in you that is making you a block head?...... When last did you ''went'' to church. Shame olodo rabata

Tea is served and this is making headlines because Islam is MEAN. This is the most peaceful thing done by a muslim...give tea and biscuit and they feel good about it. Allah shall reward that Imam with 12 virgins to f**k in paradise.

vedaxcool: grabs bottle of zobo and watches clueless president plunge his party into chaos!

.........dont you feel like a foooooollll to be drinking zobo when serious issues are discussed.. And by the way so GEJ is clueless ehnn?? Then who is ''cluefull''? Is it a Muhammed or Yusuf or Sule or Bello that is clefull?? You pple are big foooollllls o. Just wait and watch to your shame that 2015 is for South-South again

theres something about boy and girl closeness....there is the temptation to have sex. If the feeling is not satisfied over a long time, and both of them just keep relating . The relationship shifts from lovers to just friends as familiarity steps in. Familiarity would bring contempt - he will surely see you like his sister. Girl if you want to keep your relationship going without sex, then there MUST be something extra-ordinary about you that makes the guy love you without being distracted by hundreds of preety girls. Dont think this special thing is ''virginity'' O! Cos these days most guys see virgin girls as either childish-minded or ''never had an opportunity to have sex''. My advice to you is if you are not prepared for sex, then FORGET about dating......or maybe you find a guy that reasons like you. He too MUST be a ''virgin guy'' too. And you pple can act your cartoon love together. Best of luck

you too dull joor...lie-lie mumu.. I hope you will comment on your own post cos its as dry as your physical statue. Jew man

does anyone know how many unemloyed nigerian graduates took this test? This statistics should open our eyes to the true status of Nigerian graduate...the future and the plight of thousands of so called ''educated professionals''. The earlier we wake up and do something to shake our leaders, the earlier we save ourselves from doom. Being a graduate now in Nigeria cannot even guarantee two meals a day. And we just keep quiet so that we would be seen as ''civlized''.we better wake up and stop doing mumu

pretend ur insane by acting like a big time imbesile. In under 10 mins shell flee from you.

let them resign naaaa!!!, goooood ridance. Fools, sponsors of boko haram. Just watch out their names wld be in the sounds of '' Musa, Mohammed, Sadiq, Danjuma, .... And by the way did they shout Allahu'akbar as they threatened to resign

ol'boy u must really be very idle O!!!. So this is all you have to contribute on nairaland. If to say i fit see you i for konk that yar small brain...small boy. Go and get ''disvirgined'' so that u will stop being too fascinated and curious about sex, and sex gist.

Muslims!!!, Muslims!!!, Muslims, all over the world VIOLENCE!!! What is actually their problem..I smell evny. Envy that the world power is in the hands of the chritian continents ; America and Europe..Its the nature of envy. Envy leads to frustration and frustration leads to unwarranted violence. What a SHAME for a religion....so premature and barbaric.. SHAME.

everybody now has somthing to say because 1 out of 500,000 has been exposed. How many of you passed your W.A.E.C exams fom your sincere effort!!!.. Or your degree exams without sorting or f.....cking out ur scores. Its the same spirirt O. The NIGERIAN CURRUPT spirit. We all need to cover our faces like her....its the system in our country