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HealthRe: Dokpesi And His Son Clash Over Comment On COVID-19 by geezynoni: 2:28pm On May 18, 2020
Onlyonebuhari:
Dokpesi must have a degree in being an idiot. Instead of covid-19 as malaria while didn't he ask himself why all member of his family it. Or is malaria a transmitted disease?
5G idiot.
.
Covid 19 has exposed so many fools. One of them is Dokpesi.
HealthRe: Dokpesi And His Son Clash Over Comment On COVID-19 by geezynoni: 2:25pm On May 18, 2020
Slynation:
Well.... Most of us knew what we having in this country is mostly Malaria cases, when the real original covid-19 from China hits us, body go tell us, for now lets just pray & hope we won't get to that level...

All of a sudden nobody is talking about Ventilators anymore...
Malaria cases..and our economy is in shambles. You are misinformed ...the virus can be treated only the symptoms can be treated.
NYSCRe: No NYSC Mobilisation Soon - Director-General, Shuaibu by geezynoni: 1:02pm On May 18, 2020
rastaLivity:
Good news, let them be mobilize after Coronavirus has been given it discharge certificate.
I see what you did there.
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by geezynoni: 10:51am On May 18, 2020
I get one padi like that wey get babe with anger issues, she almost stabbed him, na then hin brain reset to default setting.
SportsRe: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by geezynoni: 8:12am On May 18, 2020
yommen:
When did you start watching footballball ? Didn't Liverpool have to wait for 30 years to boast of this attack? TH and Dennis Bergkamp combo was a very deadly one that won multiple trophies and mind you, Liverpool have had to spend far more than Arsenal over the years to eventually get to this level.
So Arsenal have to wait how many years to get to that level again?
CareerRe: Which Income Level Do You Belong? by geezynoni: 9:05pm On May 17, 2020
Las las we go make upper class
HealthRe: Are You Drinking Enough Water? 6 Signs You Need To Drink More Water by geezynoni: 9:04pm On May 17, 2020
I need lots of water.
SportsRe: Who Is Your Best EPL Attacking Trio Of All Time? by geezynoni: 8:34pm On May 17, 2020
The only good thing that ever happened to Assnal.
FoodRe: How To Prepare Homemade Ewa Agonyin (Pictures) by geezynoni: 6:19pm On May 17, 2020
He said " 4 normal humans" grin

U sabi say abnormal humans plenty for ds country
RomanceRe: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by geezynoni: 12:34pm On May 17, 2020
Covidupdate:
Good morning everyone,
Happy Sunday. I created this account to ask for help and advice. I've been dating my girl for 2years now with both the both of us schooling in different schools but we still see each other from time to time. Recently she invited me over to her place just last week and I hurriedly went to see her. We've never had sex before cos I haven't tried having sex but that day was different, her dressing, the scent of the place turned me on. And I was hard immediately. Then I excused myself and went to the bathroom to relax till my d*ck is down. To my greatest surprised it wasn't going down. Then she stepped into the room where I was and we started kissing and sort and before I could know it we were already having sex. Didn't last that much. But she told me she's fine. Few hours after sex I had an tingling itch on d*ck which I felt was normal at first. But right now I'm in severe pains. My d*ck has been itching I don't know how to explain to her she gave me an infection and besides she too broke to help. Please what should I do? Cos right now I'm drained cry cry
U don finally enter express
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 67 Coronavirus Patients Today by geezynoni: 9:25pm On May 16, 2020
holyidol:
Nigerian government supposed to been showing the masses this people that they discharged.
So you can stigmatize bah?
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Visits Destiny Etiko To Console Her After The Death Of Her Father by geezynoni: 12:03pm On May 16, 2020
nonyofor2:
Social distance not observed
Not your problem
HealthRe: My Experience As A Covid 19 Survivor. by geezynoni: 6:43pm On May 15, 2020
GodPunishBiafra:
You no lọgbọn
You're tired.. Go and sleep.
HealthRe: My Experience As A Covid 19 Survivor. by geezynoni: 1:15pm On May 15, 2020
GodPunishBiafra:
Is that so?

Covid19 truly exists, no doubt.

But in Nigeria, na scam!

The one true person I know that died from the virus in Nigeria is Abba kyari. All these other politicians are just deceiving themselves.

If you have any fever, flu, cough etc and you mistakenly cross path with NCDC, they will tag you a corona patient.

Remember in Tanzania, pawpaw, goat and engine oil are testing positive for the virus...
Food for thought.
U no wise
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Have Sex With My Partner - Juliana Olayode by geezynoni: 10:51am On May 15, 2020
Texman21:
If this makes fp i will cut my dick and post it angry
Use a cutlass
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 13 Coronavirus Patients by geezynoni: 8:11pm On May 14, 2020
Lagos.. Discharge 23,record 83 cases
Fetching water with a basket
CelebritiesRe: Fake Boluwatife Balogun Tweet Created By Supposed Davido Fan To Discredit Wizkid by geezynoni: 7:34pm On May 14, 2020
Ok.. Soo what should we do?
PhonesRe: I Bought Redmi 8 Because Of Nairaland Now This Is Happening by geezynoni: 10:35am On May 14, 2020
angelfallz:
Lol. Its still new.
I have checked out the specs of the redmi 8, the specs is similar to that of infinix hot 8 and tecno camon 15(although battery on camon 15 is 4000mAh).
What exactly do you like about the redmi 8 that makes you rate it above other phone brands?
Or what dos Xiaomi do better than other phone brands?
Wat is ds one saying, similar to what
SportsRe: FIFA Decides To Cancel The 2020 'The Best' Awards Ceremony (marca) by geezynoni: 5:16pm On May 13, 2020
What will ronaldo be winning
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price: FG Setting Us Against Nigerians, Marketers Say by geezynoni: 8:36am On May 13, 2020
But if they increase it tomorrow. You guys will increase yours too..ati fg ,ati marketers..e ti jo ya werey papo
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Mi A3 Android 10 Update Review - Is It Stable Or Not? (photos) by geezynoni: 7:32pm On May 11, 2020
Nerro042:
Rocking my note 9s
Where dd u get it from
EducationRe: FG Warns Vice-Chancellors Against Reopening Universities by geezynoni: 11:22am On May 11, 2020
AdaoraJoy:
I won't be graduating this year ...It's now dawn to me cry
Las las you will graduate.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia Admits Shooting Down Kenyan Aircraft Taking Medical Supplies To Somalia by geezynoni: 10:45am On May 10, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Africans can never do anything right

Lack of communication between Ethiopia, Kenya and Somalia government na im cause this thing so
U figure say na for only africa e dey happen?
Science/TechnologyRe: The Owl's Long Legs by geezynoni: 8:32am On May 10, 2020
The day I saw one dancing in my dream
CelebritiesRe: One Of The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria Spotted At ATM. by geezynoni: 11:41pm On May 09, 2020
slerry:
not as beautiful as my bae.
You're your bae
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: FG Replies Bishop Oyedepo & Oyakhilome On Opening Of Churches by geezynoni: 9:40pm On May 07, 2020
Economic activities hmmmm...Some churches are business ventures too sha
PoliticsRe: Fresh $319m Abacha Loot In Uk, France - US by geezynoni: 6:19pm On May 07, 2020
Aidlyfe:
For a sec, Imagine that Abacha invested all these monies in Nigeria.
Would hv been a bad investment
HealthRe: Coronavirus: 10 Lagos Government House Workers Test Positive by geezynoni: 6:17pm On May 07, 2020
Tissaia:
Mtsww. This is the kind of thing that inspired Charles Darwin to embrace the theory of Natural Selection. If you want to weed out your garden, just put your hands in your pockets and watch.
Vaccine will come and is game over
The press has blown this out of proportion to create panic! When this is over and done with, Mark my words, the flu season of 2019 -2020 will look much worse!

When you flatten the curve you also lengthen the curve. They're willing to go 6 months or more with this? Going 6 months will destroy the economy and usher in a big depression. Why is this necessary for a virus that is a little worse than H1N1, which we did nothing for?
Just like every other flu we have known throughout the history of mankind. Should you not shake hands? Of course, Should you wash your hands regularly? Always. Should you stay home if you are sick? Certainly.

Should we destroy the economy, shutter businesses, put a match to the world's wealth? Months of quarantine will do this and I don't think so.

Ridiculous! Some People are easily manipulated! Once you give up your Rights and Civil Liberties for safety sake , you have given up all your freedom! The Government owns you. This is not what our ancestors fought and died for.
If your ancestors catch coro, they might die.
FamilyRe: Woman Uses Money Saved From Cooking To Build A House, Husband Collapses (photos) by geezynoni: 11:04am On May 07, 2020
To find ds kind wife go hard these days.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: If You Have Any Phone For Sale, Post It Here. Meet Your Buyers Here by geezynoni: 8:20am On May 07, 2020
abumeinben:
Apologies for thread invasion:

Laptop:

53k

500GB HDD
2GB RAM

AMD Processor
More info pls
RomanceRe: Let's Talk About The Weird Sexual Fantasies We Have Done by geezynoni: 3:00am On May 07, 2020
Badboibipo:
I will start. I used to pay girls to sit on my face, and just pretend like I'm not there while suffocating under their very big asses. They would make calls, browse and even eat while I'm under their ass breathing into their ass and pussyyy till I'm almost dying then they let me breath. It was heaven, I want to die under the yansh of a female, it's my destiny. Took a break for a while now. Lol what about you?
Kuku go dey live inside lawma waste truck

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