₦airaland Forum

A lesson to the current set of would be Ministers , if the policy goes against your conscience and Anti human ,, better resign honourably instead of continuing thinking your Principal will save you when things go South during the next administration ......

In Buhari's voice "Don't disturb me with any frobe, ask Emiepiele"...

At times the Law is really an Ass .

Everyone knows the grievous offences he should be charged with but because many top dogs will be roped especially his Principal , they had to settle for what they know they can't prove beyond reasonable doubt 😂.

All to keep on detaining him and give him a slice of his injustice he meted out mercilessly with his evil policies .


Me thinks , he should be handed over to the Market women in Balogun market for 20 minutes , just 20 minutes for them to decide his case and acquit him .

A desperate disease needs a desperate cure .
A senseless practice deserves a senseless approach to cure it .

When a grass cutter bushmeat decides to run bad runs , the Hunter also decides to shoot bad gun .

What prison beans cannot do does not exist 😂.

So even the almighty Kanu who ordered his foot Soildiers to kill the Military men of the Zoo can cry .

End shall never wonders

The only way he can regain freedom now is if Tinubu's victory is overturned and Atiku becomes the President , Atiku will surely release him in his Unification quest . But if Tinubu remains President and rules for 8 years , he should forget about freedom Cos Jagaban will handover to a more wicked Northerner like Hell Rufai who wouldn't look his way in his own 8 years of ruling .

Man should be praying fervently

As if he wouldn't steal when he gets there

Lilimax:
People will go to Instagram and lift people's comment to be forming I Sabi book.
Tundeednut discussed this shenanigans last week and I saw a comment lifted verbatim from his page

Izzit Ur lifting ?
Aproko

Seyi Vibez said " iiiishh iiissh, de play ".

GreatVocalist:
It's not the truth, but an opinion. Sorry to say, but that is not a good opinion.

There is nothing shameful about driving a tricycle as a means to a financial end, if the cards are played well. There's no shame in starting small.

If a person can't support their partner in the days of little beginning, then it's a blessing in disguise when that person leaves.

Why are you wasting cold water on the back of a Duck ?

freddie009:
Women love aesthetics and packaging a lot. I read a story about a man whose fiancee wanted him to quit his teaching job that pays 250k(highbrow school) to get a lecturing job that pays 120k. She said she couldn't tell her people that her husband-to-be is a teacher. The reason you see bankers pulling more beautiful ladies even if their pay isn't all that.

A woman will rather be with a fine jobless boy than a mechanic who pays his bills, most times she will be with the mechanic for his money baba non go see pant and take it to that broke boy when they lash her on the stead.

That's how they are wired.

Guy change your mindset o .

Na Mechanics womanise pass o , hmmn , they have access to different sleek cars which they drive about , before banny go know guyman true profession and status , Mechanic done browse her website tire ...

I know what I'm talking , go close to a Mechanic or visit their workshops , you will discover that the babes they have banged while cruising a customers car are more than the babes the Customer himself have banged cruising that particular car .

Imagine Atiku using a Chris UCHE as his lead counsel in such a sensitive case , yet people are fronting that he's a Northern project .


I have always known that Atiku and PDP don't give a hoot about Nepotism and tribal favouritism as practiced by Buhari and Tinubu nowadays , those ones practice "Winner takes all" unlike the administrations of PDP where every region is carried along .

Atiku Abubakar , if God says you will be President, no INEC can Yakubu you out

Psammmy:
Sometimes it it's funny how things work in different countries.. In Finland, govt is asking citizen to give birth, it's almost daily ginggle on radio n tv, for young people to produce cos country need to grow population. I mean every child you born, is been paid monthly stipend till they turn 18years. 3 years paid maternity leave for mothers or father etc.. While in Nigeria n some developing country with poverty and no single help from govt, we dey produced children lies flies

They should be giving Nigerians Visas easily for like 5 years , let's storm there and impregnate the Impregnable

talented321:
And the single mom in my street with two kids is pregnant again' gbese ehn

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Justiceleague1:
But seriously let us southerners hope tinubu wins cos it will be unfortunate if this country goes back to the north again... First thing they will do is return back Nigerian Customs to the north right away.
Let's join hands and support Tinubu

In other words, you don't care about the future and well being of Nigeria, you don't care if we buy fuel for 1k or suffer "renewed shege Banza" .

Or you care about is "Southern Presidency",,, is that it?

if the judges by mistake try am .

The kind flogging and flooring when Atiku go give Tinubu ehn , e go too shock am .

Especially after this renewed shege ...

He's lucky the shot didn't come from a Policeman who's a former member of SARS .

By now he would be seeing Musa Yar Adua

And some idiots will be saying he's the best thing to happen to Delta state , Bloody thief , Odidigborigbo of looting.

The school fees increase will me and family favour

We saw the light and canvassed for the best choice but Southerners chose to sacrifice the future of the country on the Alter of "Southern Presidency".

I will never regret supporting the Unifier himself, Alhaji Abubakar Atiku (GCON).

Yeah Copenhagen is cool and serene , used to shuttle between Copenhagen and Port Harcourt city via train in 2019

All we are saying here is the money will be looted .


However we are not asking the right questions , we all know that nothing is given free , especially from the West , they are like Satan who gives caps but collect heads .

What are they expecting in return for giving Covid grants to a Country which didn't see any Covid patient physically (only contorted figures from NCDC ABI wetin be that their name) ..

Hope it's not to woo us to their side because South Africa has leaned on BRICS and station Military bases in Nigeria to curtail the spread of Russian might in Africa .

I no trust these US and Canadians o

Choose to wake up from your dream .

Chemical Islamic Engineering ko

Penguin2:
This is a very existential, practical and pragmatic bill.

With the epileptic educational system in Nigeria, most people spend longer years than necessary trying to graduate from school only to be told they are now too old to be employed.

Meanwhile you were frustrated by WAEC. Some people write WAEC up to 4 times before they finally make it.

If WAEC doesn’t frustrate you, JAMB will show you shege. Some twice, others three or 4 times or more.

Then when you finally make it into the University, ASUU will tell you to hold their beer. They will make sure that a course that was originally supposed to run for 4 years stretches into 6 or 7 years; and a 7 years course running into 11 years.

Finally you graduate at 36.

Then you see graduate entry openings in Access, Zenith, GT banks. You try to apply only to find out that it’s not for those older than 27 years or sometimes as low as 25 years.

Every other openings follows same pattern.

You consider the military (armed forces) and they all have age cap of 30 years.

Then you exclaim, “School Na Scam!”

Because you are already seeing Chukwudi who failed WAEC with you and left to Onitsha to do boy boy. He was settled after 5 years while you were still struggling with JAMB.

By the time ASUU was done eating Okpa with your destiny he already built a house in the village and bought a small car.

Let’s not even talk about those who started yahoo after failing JAMB twice.

[/b]Those ones are now ballers with fake gold chains. But how would you know the gold chains are fake when you have never priced even a bronze chain before?[b]

And now all you have left is big grammar. Big grammar that you come to Nairaland to type some days when nature allows you to afford data. Your life is rudderless and meaningless.

You question God, you question nature, you question everything. You cry inside and on your bed at night. “This must be village people”, you say. Then you visit prophets, alfas, even Astrologers.

You try to start shooting comedy skit but you weren’t funny.

Maybe you should learn Web Development or Data Analysis, but where you go see laptop.

At 33, 36, and above you still don’t know where your life is going.

But now there’s an Abba Moro to the rescue.

God bless you Abba Moro.

Let the 30s and above breef!

my womb oo

At the point when she says "I'm pregnant " ..

You may not agree but 85 percent of Marriages taking place in SOUTHERN Nigeria came about because the lady took in and not because she was the Man's choice or that they were prepared for marriage at that time .
That's why majority of Southern Nigerian marriages always have the bride giving birth few months later 😂😂.

But for Northern Muslim marriages , Men can marry up to 4 wives , so if a man makes mistake marrying wrongly because of beauty, he can marry a not so beautiful one with good character as second wife to balance the equation but a Southern Man who practices one man one wife Western culture will know that he shouldn't make a mistake so selects carefully by dating different ladies in his quest to find the best one among the flock .

Only to be told by one suddenly that she is pregnant and wouldn't abort it , in his quest not to father kids out of Wedlock , he goes to see her parents ,pay her brideprice and do the wedding, next 4 months , she has given birth , even though the pregnancy might not be his (that's a story for another day ).That's one of the reasons Married men in the South cheat with beautiful women especially their Exes because who they ended up marrying isn't really really their speck .

Summary of my homily- The Northern Muslim and Southern Christian idea of choosing a wife isn't the same .... Pregnancy is a major influence down South.

Abokis should not be allowed to head any Oil parastatal or agency after how the last Petroleum Minister performed ...

Abeg na where gan gan he bomb?

A new meme is born

KGBKremlin:
They should start chasing Igbo away from Delta state

It will soon get to that extent .
Let them try their rubbish sit at home in Delta North , then they will know that Sheriff isn't one of their docile puppets they call Governors in SE

Though Wike might have wronged many and played bad politics but he did well to curtail the activities of IPOB and their nonsense sit at home ,,, if not Rivers would have been a part of this madness .

Peter Mbah is on the right part , a desperate disease needs a desperate cure , if by the time many UGM lose their lives every Monday while confronting the Military and security operatives in their quest to enforce the SAH , they will get the message ...

In fact he needs to take the war to their camps , homes and hideouts , smoke them out .

slimthugchimee2:
No send anything oh, bros, na scammer be that or extremely lazy guy


Cause how person go dey en parents house 9years for village, e no fit learn any work

Is it your sending , aproko .

Chairman if you de led to send , send biko , forget the naysayers ....

Imagine my senior for office when don pass out for more than 4 years , na me de do an tfare take de come office and he de eat for my place on a stead cos of the way things rough for him side ....

I de see the disappointment for him face every time , after he arrange him side to japaa to Lagos for greener pastures , him mom come late suddenly join .

People de face stress o

Man looks like Odumodu Black .

But wetin Ur cousin de do outside by 3am ?

I see Portable perform in the next African cup of Nations final soonest ..


Portable >>>>> Terry G

Abia state seems to be the only sensible state in that South East .
A stroll around the state today , you wouldn't even know there is anything like Sit at Home ,, how they resisted the Ekpa weekly virus is still a marvel .

With Otti at the helm of affairs, Obi Cubana's presence In the state , their steady Power supply and continued peace , their economy will be greatly improved in no distant time .


Abia kwenu !!!!