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with which money .

Shebi na the Court go fund the rerun elections ?

It should be made a Constitutional provision that all matters pertaining to the Presido Elections must be resolved and Judgment given by the SC pertaining to Election Petitions before the Swearing in ...

sorry o kpele , one of the hazards of the street but you can still turn it around, there is still hope .

I remember years back when someone's client also bursted him and he admitted that he is a Nigerian , after that he stopped chatting , thinking it's over , for where? ,,, Mama refused and demanded explanation in tears , he had to explain and come clean with video calls and all , she calmed down after much persuasion and the romance continued ..

If not for her , by now , only God knows what would have happened , such a shame she's not too wealthy by now he for don blow or jappa sef .. but at least she de come through on a stead ..

So persist and be ready to come clean , the only issue now is that it's just 3 months old and I doubt if the love has really sunk very deep to a point of no return .

However , give up no join , instead of work to lost , kukuma legit am.

By the way , where u de bomb?

We may not like Tinubu but he has gone too far to undo what has been done , so we gatz continue and pray for his health and the ability to rule well ...


I'd prefer he continues as the President even at the detriment of Atiku whom I supported than for the Nigerian Executive President who also doubles as the Executive Chairman of ECOWAS , the ruler of the whole West African Countries to be ejected from office ...


Chai 😁 , we as citizens no go fit talk for social media again o or face our Country Neighbors again ...

As for Obidients , na them Sabi , make dem de find missing manhood

Where AS people are discovering this new courage and determination to date and plan to marry their fellow AS these days is very alarming ....

Oga if it didn't deh , it didn't deh .

Bite the bullet and move on , go your separate ways , it's better than making the mistake of bringing an SS child into the World or turning your wife to be into a lab rat whom you Inject needles into her womb and kpekus anyhow for needless experiments , committing abortion with reckless abandon....

Oga move on , forget about that illusion you call love ,it's not worth it .

Ask yourself this question ,,,, if one of you drops dead now (God forbid ) , will the other not marry another person ?

More canes to their hands .

They should also ban and clampdown on the boutiques selling the useless wears to the ladies, you will be shocked how decent the girls will dress henceforth .


A desperate disease needs a desperate cure

thisisit:
We shall RECALL Ned Nwoko.

DELTANS voted him to represent Delta NOT DIASPORA

he no know, make him de play with us

You mean the Diaspora Nigerians who always celebrate immediately they land abroad that they have japaa ?

The Abroad based who always rub it on our faces that we back home are still trapped in a 3rd World country , even though many of them do odious jobs over there that they wouldn't have agreed to do in Nigeria .

The Abroad based who have mixed with the Western philosophies promoting LGBTQ .

Nah , we don't want those who will push bills promoting LGBTQ nonsense, gayism, lesbianism , same sex marriage and other devilish ills in our National assembly ....

I wanted to blame him for going overboard but when I remember what the Cameroonian football fans did to the family house and properties of that Switzerland striker who scored against them at the World cup , Embolo he was called .

I have to agree he did the right thing securing his turtle head with all alacrity

drololaaof:
You and the Civil defense corps are criminals, you have no shame .
If I know the lady I would have assisted her to file for defamation of character and unlawful duty to the corps , so you can not gift somebody a gift and forget it useless man .

Oga Filer ,no need for that , just go the nearest Prison close to you , you go see enough young boys Nd girls wasting away on trumped up charges in awaiting trial list , help them file for bail and take up their matter in Court to secure their Freedom ..

God will bless you plenty plenty

24SEVEN:
Unprofessional behaviour from the robber.

It happens sha, ashewo sef dey carry belle.

You know it is finished when ashewo carry belle for an unknown customer.

, wahala de o .

Last last , it's very possible cos Ashawo de get serious boyfriend when she de lash raw ...

Back in the days , E get one of my Senior Bros when de raid one popularly known Brothel . I swear I no know how he de run am . Ashawo when no go allow you see her Bobby unless you pay extra for Bobby touching , go begin follow Bros shine teeth , before you know , Ashawo go follow am go house , de form Girlfriend .

Imagine Ashawo go de use unclothedness de warm soup , de fry indomie for Egbon , he even de change the Ashawo babes dem one after the other and they de lash raw according to am ...

If you see where Ashawo de fight her fellow colleagues cos of this Chairman , de cry , de beg even when na him do wrong , de bribe am with money when she de get from her hustling , de loyal , no be say him de give them any shishi ,, he no even get shishi to start with ..

You go know say God create some Men differently , their shadow alone can attract the most beautiful and hard to get ladies even without money or good education , It's just natural .

IconicR:
I saw an infected penis uploaded by one of them and instantly vomited the yam and egg source I was eating. The number of infected joysticks I've seen on this Nairaland is heartbreaking and depressing. Fresh and healthy joysticks are scarce so 😭

Egg source ko , Egg Whereabouts ni .

Boldly say , Yam and Palm oil , we wouldn't flog you

Nice one , better late than Never , it's better to discover this kind of double dealing some hours before tying the knot than discovering years after investing Heaven and Earth on another man's child.

However they must have done Traditional Marriage before that day , so technically they are already married according to Native Law and Custom.

If I'm the Groom , I wouldn't continue with the Wedding but continue with the traditional marriage , refuse to return her bride price then marry another as second wife traditionally .

Any of them do anyhow , I switch to the other , if both misbehave , I marry 3rd wife

Academic exercise , though meritorious .

If same is allowed to sail , trust me , by the time the true amount of monies stolen under the korokoro eyes of the Chief Dullard Buhari himself are known , him and his cronies ..... Even late Abacha go resurrect shout "Chineke me ee!!!!"

I know they will still find a way to twist the narrative so as to give Russia a bad name ...

What did the Cow said to the god of death

"Not Today".

Country when never know how to manage common Erosion nai wan help China manage Earthquake ...

The sit at home as directed by the Plime Minister will favour me and my family

Thunder when dem don remove subsidy from suppose fire who upload half pics of the Brothel Owner .


When I don rush grab my vaseline and soap immediately I see the name "Ukwu Venza"

If you as a lady visit a guy , he put on gen for fan to blow you .

And you leave his house without allowing him to do the do .

Thunder when dem don remove subsidy from, suppose fire you before you reach house .

I'm here for the comments .

#TeamwewillmakeitinNigerianomatterwhat

nedekid:
Why? Is it that those below that age are not old enough to marry or it is unusual in naija.

Their skull never strong reach to carry Marriage load in this 9ja setting unless belle push them enter quickly

Commander in chief of the Bachelor forces got me Rotf .

It

I think we all should revisit and start believing that , truly, snake swallowed those millions in JAMB office , ,,,,, I mean , if octopus 🐙 , octopus o , no be crayfish , can be found inside a Man's throat then maybe, just maybe that snake really swallowed those missing monies..

Abi he lick the wrong plate 🤔🤔

The way this singleness , peace of mind , breathing space and enjoyment of my small resources is sweeting me ehn..

To enter serious relationship or marry go fit hard o ..

My woman o


If u know u know ,,, winks

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Keyboarding and betting...although the keyboarding and the betting is no longer sustainable...so a real niggar is tryna be a dj..something like dj khaled...
Have been practicing with virtual dj since yesterday trying to mix some high life and afrobeat....I just want to do something different on the wheels of steel...gonna be the greatest dj rolling it with two computers..gonna beat dj khaled and becomes the top number 1



You guys don't have to quote him

We are too dumb in this part of the world called Africa

That is why when you are my friend and I noticed you into too much religion and prayers then i start assuming you are dumb and you can not be productive

I immediately do away with you

in other words , yahoo no de pay again, you wan convert the yahoo laptop to DJ equipment 😂😂😂😂..

It is well, when life gives you lemon grass make agbo

taylor89:
Go Canada ooo leave fowl alone

let the Fowl breaffff

So all these things men say that the Op has a stinking, rotten fish smelling pvssy are actually true.

End shall never wonders , may we give birth to neat hygienic daughters , Amin

It's not easy but just have a project or target you are working on , chase it fervently , it will reduce the urges to chase after women .

If someone had told me I will last for almost 6 months without parting the legs of someone's daughter like Red Sea , I wouldn't have believed ,,, but look at me now , i am doing it and still going strong .

The urges come , the lusts come , the memories come and the quest to conquer but Discipline conquers all

KingExalted:
You don't even know PO. The man is too meticulous for this kind of mistake

Someone that started with the mistake of graduating with a 3rd class 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Andrenalin:
Peter Obi is very very wise, he knows something like this will happen, so he sue them on his own name and with lp. The case file shows that LP and mr Peter Obi sue Tinubu and INEC. So if you knock LP out, Obi is there to hold you on your left leg…. I laugh in Swahili

when madness meets cruise in the head of a person ,,, even you suppose shock for this well articulated legal position when you type so .