₦airaland Forum

airsaylongcome:
That refinery is not producing a drop of petrol until 2025 at the earliest. That's if it ever produces

ewoooo , we don enter am o , we all don enter one chance

Abeg na Aluminium dem take construct the trophy ABI na Zinc

I just de wonder wetin he go tell God now

nwakibie3:
So which continent is saudi?

Middle East

What about Ashawo and hook up girls when de waka about for the State to deliver Pussy services to clients , which palliative measures him get for them ?

obama99:
See it's better you see things from the poor man's point of view . Transport cost is now on the high side. I fuelled my car yesterday for #31,000 what used to be just #11,000 . See the masses will suffer for it and it won't smell nice at all. These people are friends and are pure capitalist.
Tell me what is the business of NNPC in setting prices for itself and independent marketers in a deregulated market?

The president. Meant well but he was ill advised by his self acclaimed wise men.

The border should have been opened up first let people cushion the effects themselves by getting goods cheaper. Less harrassement of custom officers at both the border post and the town. Let all immigration and customs officers relocate to the length and breath of the country porous border and stop wearing near uniforms to city center offices where they practically do nothing all through the day.

Give license to modular refinaries to start operations and build more locally made boats for the Nigeria navy to patrol and seize and recover stolen crude oil.

When those who get the license bring in the oil . NNPC should only serve as a regulatory body foe quality and quantity brought not as a price regulatory body. Market forces will crash the price itself.

These fire brigade approach is what is killing the country. We have people who don't mean well in offices.

This is how you people fail exams , you left the question unanswered and started rigmaroling about

Baolak:
I have a Nissan Armada for sale at The moment 06 model..

big man big problem

Mayeldah:
Drove my V6 Highlander to work yesterday, I be wan cry inside traffic

A journey that shouldn't take more than 3k fuel to and fro is now gulping about 8k

big man big wahala

Even the Fraud shock the National Assembly of Fraudsters

This story made me remember what happened to one of my bosses in my old place of work back then in Warri .
He had a stubborn daughter who was around 14 years , very stubborn and way ward , after so many beatings and advice , she was even growing worse .
One day she went to school , then she was in JSS , with school uniform and bag and didn't return , her parents waited till evening for her return, it was late in the night that the father was called on the phone , when he answered , it was a Policeman from Lagos , he asked if the girl in his possession at that moment (name withheld) is known to him ,, my boss confirmed that she was his daughter which went to school in Warri in the morning and couldn't understand how she was caught roaming in Lagos according to the Policeman .

Later explanations revealed that the said olosho girl wanted to purnish her parents by absconding to Lagos to stay with her Father's relations without knowing their address, thinking Lagos is one small town like that , how she raised the tfare is better Imagined than known , how she was able to board vehicle even in her school uniform shocked everyone , it was when she arrived , reality dawned on her and started roaming about until she was caught by the police and had to call her father whose phone number she crammed .

The last time I saw that gal , hmmn , full blooded Slay Queen ...

So Oga OP , those that coined the phrase "Fear Women" knew what they saw .

Pregnancy is the revealer of all secret knackings .

Everyday for the owner but one day for the thief 😉

Man City 3
Man Utd 0

Alvarez to score

He picked his side chick to run with him ...

Guyman wants to be the first Governor to be banging the Deputy Governor in the Governor's office .....

But him abracadabra no go work cos Imolites hate him too much , that's why they call him Uzodinjo

JayArmaniGozman:
Obi won my LG here in lagos, I was there when the vote was counted,they could not
upload to their site,then when the result was announced by EYENECK,
LP lost my LG I was not surprised though,....and im sur this happened in several local LGs

I recall a friend who worked for EYENECK at alimosho LG telling how people were trooping in to vote for the LP
at the end of the day,they were asked not to upload the results claiming the site wasn't going through

tinubu might be sitting on that sit today,but the process at which he got there is very questionable.

This one does not even know the difference between Polling unit and Local Government ,,, oya go Tribunal go testify how them count LGA votes for your presence as per REC when you be

I kid you not , if your friend suddenly starts rushing to marry a lady even when it's clear he's not ready yet , just know that the lady is pregnant .

In fact 85 percent of marriages in Southern Nigeria happened ,not because of love or compatibility but because the lady got pregnant , hence the need to do the needful so as not to give birth outside wedlock .


Worse , 65 percent of that 85 percent pregnancies leading to those marriages are not for the Man who claimed it but for another , only that the unlucky dude is the most serious and settled boyfriend among her choices

that means na true say EFCC don go investigate yahoo boys when get rapport with SSS

GGirll:
I prayed and married the will of God even when I don't want the person but after all, I was Obident and married the will of God. Today I'm enjoying my peace, love, understanding, commitment, care, good sex, and all that comes with it. Whenever there's an issue, we settle it amicably n I boldly consult God reminding Him that he forced me into this n Hw must come in and salvage it. My one cent!!!

One day you will surely leave that your supposed forced union cos you no matter what , rope no de fit dog but e de fit goat, Chain no de fit goat but e de fit dog

She should rather transfer one of the many cars she keeps in her spiritual garage into real life ....

See her mouth like car
Na we send you go act film

Nigeria dodged a bullet by not electing Pitobi but you see that of Wike, Nigeria dodged a nuclear bomb

UyaiIncomparabl:
Mind the way you talk to me. We aren't agemates by any standard. I have your type at home in numbers. Forget the internet or anything. You can't talk to me anyhow person to person.

If you don't like it , go to Court , bloody lier

UyaiIncomparabl:
He spent about 7 years wooing me.

I later gave in after 7 years. He didn't give up on me because he saw ultimate value in me and I was the best thing to have ever happened to him. Turned out to be the best relationship I had. I set him as a standard. If you don't have such forbearance as a man when dealing with me, I am sorry but I can't date you. Thanks.

Moral lesson: Never give up on that woman because she's not ready or ain't giving in. Patience is key.

Na 7 years old thunder go fire you , you de crase ni,,chai .

Abi na lie you de lie sef , how man when Woman suffer born go chase you for 7 years ?
How many years person de spend to read Law , go Law school and do NYSC?

I remember way back in University , when we crammed cases into the exam hall only to discover we couldn't remember any ,,,,, na to begin concort and formulate unknown cases , fictitious parties , lie lie facts and wayo holdings of the court to buttress our points .

Once the lecturer de too lazy to research , na so we go de bang A's and B's ..

Rapture de and Pastors are building new churches and buying bullet proof cars everyday...here on earth

mooremoney:
U sure say this man go handover govt so?

😂😂😂 I no come de sure o

Watch the Presidency and the Kano government declare a day of mourning in Kano state because of those deceased cows

Mine was terrible 😃, my friend is a mechanic apprentice and his Oga sells second hand cars , so when his oga and everyone closes for the day , I will come for him to use one of the cars to teach me without his master's approval .
There's one petrol station in front of the workshop , so I will be driving the Mazda Sienna like bus round the premises into the night everyday, one day after the normal tutorials, I was to park the vehicle close to an old fence separating the filling station and a compound containing a 2 storey building, I just can't explain how I lost concentration. Instead of stepping on brake , I stepped hard on the accelerator and boom the vehicle brought down the old fence and plunged into the compound .

My guy had to reverse the vehicle , the owner of the compound was one very old man who should be more than 75 , he screamed from upstairs and came downstairs with such speed that will make Raheem Sterling jealous, he spoke my language asking what happened, I explained in our tongue that it was an accident and mistake , Egbon refused and said his fence must be replaced .

Next day he met my friend and threatened to tell his boss if we don't fix his fence , he said he and his family are Jehovah Witnesses, whenever they properties are destroyed , they don't request for money but outright replacement .

Last last , I and my guys used one clean Prado jeep in his oga's workshop to go and buy blocks , cement and sand on a Sunday when no one will be around in the Workshop , built the fence back to its height , blocks and cement were still remaining, the old Shylock pleaded for we to just build the fence higher with them , na once we look am with bad eyes , carry the materials go fill up all the portholes for the workshop area.

Since then I no de like to de relate with Jehovah Witnesses cos of their extremism .

I told everyone around me screaming Obidients, they thought I was bluffing , now they have come to reality but it's too late now.

I told them and everyone who cared to listen that A VOTE FOR OBI IS A VOTE FOR TINUBU BECAUSE A DIVIDED HOUSE CAN NEVER DEFEAT A UNITED ONE but people who just got their Pvc and don't know their left and right in 9ja politics thought otherwise.

Let everyone just pray for Tinubu to rule well and don't turn out like Buhari cos we all don miss our chance to rescue Nigeria from APC

Now I know why they are called Yoruba demons

Even if na Skit , the man suppose arrange the woman some Mortuary standard slaps for trying that rubbish after the Director cut the camera ..

Nonsense

Aboki go always be Aboki .

The Sugar cane seller no fit give tailor to amend the uniform before he wear am ....

The solution is simple then , if Ogun state missed Dangote's refinery and want it so bad now , let them meet Dangote's competitor , Rabiu of Bua cement to come and site one in their state , let them partner with him, in funds and logistics to get it done ...

At least that one they will be more proud because their efforts were in its existence