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The heart of man is desperately wicked especially ugly men

Malaysians 4:2

He should appeal the judgement ASAP
And I'm sure he would get a favourable judgement in the higher court

2:0 in favour of Liverpool

YNWA,,gbaam!!

Goaaaal!!! Them don score Chelsea oo

Ndidi don penetrate the blues' Kpekus

Asadujames202:
Married men. Dey endure sha




Just after one baby



Her vajina go wide like borehole

How, man pikin go take enjoy sex?



As a sharp guy man wey sabi


Na to keep mama Ade for house as a baby making machine


Screw around with fresh girls outside

Supported

Humanoid01:
Chelsea's form is even worse.

Chelsea 0-0 Spurs
Chelsea 0-0 Man united
Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-3 Man City
Chelsea 0-2 Liverpool

This is really atrocious for a so-called big team. It's noteworthy that I'm a Chelsea fan. I'm very embarrassed by those results. To think that they have a match against an in form Leicester City tomorrow.

Ewoooo , hahahaha,see record

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faceland:
I suspect someone removed their feathers (sabotage or they bought it like that). next time train birds soly for this purpose instead of just buying white bird in the market.
All of them would be eaten tonight since they don't want to fly.

;Dlol

Canberra55:
every gurl is single until they find that nigga riding in a Lamborghini.

Oboy this word touch me oo

moneyissweet:
The Bobi sef resemble cultist.

In Mr Macaroni's voice " he is a baby cultist"

Worldliness:
See them looking broke. These ones don't have anything, what then do you expect them to give.

Says someone who is posing with a native doctor' bag on her profile , looking like a frustrated job seeker , you better learn a trade and stop looking for guys that will sustain your life with urgent 2k

focus7:
Which one is football history and statistics again?

These Messi fans will always look for something to contend Ronaldo's achievement. So because Ronaldo was declared the best footballer of the century by a reputable body now some group of disgruntled elements suddenly go and form ifhs to also declare Messi the football maker of the century.

One thing we all know is that Ronaldo is always setting the mile stone for Messi to pursue, Ronaldo is better than Messi

6 :5 ,now tell us again who is pursuing who?

AsiwajuNdigbo:
In particular in arewa. Many alhajis are raising children planted by seed of men in the neighbourhood. Alhaji with big belle go marry 13yr old. By time she 16 and wild for sex she needs it everyday, multiple times a day. Burantashi no work for alhaji blood again. Na to Bleep neighbour be dat.

Hehehe hehehe ,Alhaji don turn chaff ,no wonder Aisha Buhari no de gree stay for Aso rock , instead she de camp steady for Dubai de collect better Dick from one of her Male guards

Aboki99:
Don't write or say "Nigeria ranks 2nd highest in paternity fraud", Rather, say "Majority Christian Southern Nigeria ranks 2and highest in paternity fraud". This is their own wahala born out of their own hypocrisy. Since the colonial era we insisted our women would be full time housewives and not going about merry-making with their bosses in the name of pursuing a career because we knew that where a negative wire meets positive, they beget current. Yet, our naive southern neighbors said we were backward and their exposure made them sacrifice their paternal right at the alter of allowing their women "to contribute to family income" or "pursue their career". The few cases in our region of paternal wahala comes from people brainwashed by southerners or their ideologies to allow their wives to "pursue a career" (with their bosses).
Now someone told me that out of every 5 career women's children, at least 2 have a foreign father(s). Gradually una go see the logic of shariah which is practical and pragmatic . Una say na only one wife una dey marry, but how many una dey do the the thing with outside wedlock? Una say we do child marriage? Isn't it easier for a came to pass thru the eye of a needle than for anyone to find a virgin in una primary and secondary schools? I lived in Lagos and Anambra and I know what is going on their. I wish you good luck with your "career wives" that "contribute to family income". Wish me same with my "backward " fulltime housewife that doesn't "contribute to family income". That kind of "income" I no dey like am wallahi. Happy "family income"

This guy ,you just finished the south
Why are you like this.

His absence in the Village infuriated his village people because he didn't bring City bread as Usual .So they decided to send 2 of their PROs to check on him .
When they got there they found the Mistress eating Bread and tea ,so they concluded she was the reason why their son didn't bring City bread to the village for Onwa December .
She had to pay the price with her life .

Moral of the story ,, give to Village people what belong to Village people

osazsky:
I have always followed him from when he was in Atlanta u14 team.he plays better than messi he has great prospects. He always dreamt of playing for the biggest club in England. He will definately be an improvement on our team.before dec this year he should be worth 240m pounds wat a guinus..very close to maradona patern of play too

You just committed a taboo comparing this Zaha wanna be to the pitch god Lionel Messi . You deserve to be shot for your reckless statement





Shot in the dream though

kaylardz:
d guy is Hausa with Igbo mother. dis is what u get when u can't close ur legs at d sight of money.

Hahahaha,, weke yooo!!!!

richmond500:
Goaaaal Chelsea scores.
We will make a comeback.

Nicolas Anelka scores for Chelsea all the way from Egypt where he is having Xmas party with his girlfriend

Hahahaha hahaha ,you don push me comot from staircase with laff oo

Kzinne:
This is a spirit of wastefulness present in most northerners. How many governor s in the south will do this?

You have clearly not heard of the name Wicked Wike

It's just like telling NEPA not to share light bill .

This is hate speech ,we wee not take it

AFONJACOW:
Later they will start telling us how Afonja like themselves.. two Brothers disgracing themselves in far away Ghana

Burna boy is from Rivers state , don't be deceived by his songs

This guy drop panties faster than songs .

The dude is a true man , when one misbehave you change her immediately .
There are many witches in the coven

Happy birthday King of boys

Casillas will open a bar stocked with free Budweiser and start selling at cheap rate .

Chai see Cash out .

Try this stunt for Nigeria , goal keepers go enter queue de claim say Messi score each of them 867 goals for dream just to loot Budweiser

More reason I am trying my best to navigate my relationship as a true African Man with my head not my heart in the name of love .

Imagine my situation right now , currently doing my final year project ,babe said she wanted a new dress for Sunday Thanksgiving , I squeezed 5k from the money I'm gonna type project with for her to buy , two days later she wants to make a new hair for Christmas ,17k even when she knows I'm expending my savings on my project and my supervisor is on my neck.

I asked her ,how I'm gonna fund hair of 17k (student when just graduate) she said " heen ,u go de pay small small , at least every two two days you go de give the seller 5k " . .
Thank God I have been following Nairaland stories for more than 5 years now , and I have successfully taken the almighty RED PILL , like this I don block her line , I go unblock am next year Jan 6th since she no want mek I progress .
A lesson to my co bachelors, never marry a broke woman from a broke family , neverrrr . A married man once told me " don't marry from a family which cannot raise 50k to assist you in times of financial peril" .

Back to the matter , OP don't send them away , just buy your last born baby food ,garri ,groundnut and sugar put for house make the elderly ones soak till January ,then carry your bag , travel leave the house for them ,by the time dem soak enough G4 ,them go avoid your house like plague .
Then next year , hold meeting with your father in law , mek him know that if such repeats itself ,he should arrange a room in his house to receive his daughter , period .
#Men mumu don do ,wetin sef?

thatigboman:
if it were me, i will ask all of them to leave my house immediately. If my wife wants to join them, so be it.

Hahahaha hahahaha,, I don laff scatter body comot from chair

Garba Shehu just reject the money and prove the claims of safety by sleeping in Borno

We wan just check something

amamahdaniel:
AS YOUR MAMA NO Bleep DIFFERENT MEN, DID YOU MEAN SHE IS ALSO USELESS? Am just asking.

Who tell you say him mama no Fvck different men ? If he mama na baller ,she ball pass Ibrahimovic and Anelka put together

Just talk say you waan chop her kpomo

We understand

I know Tems is currently wetting her pants with her German juice cos of this compliment

Goaaall Everton

Assnal to relegation straight .

My condolences to the innocent gunners whose hearts have been broken throughout the years with illusive hopes ...

May God grant you guys the fortitude to join Liverpool FC

YNWA

She should meet Tiwa Savage or Simi .

What a man can do ,a woman they say can do berra

No be only men go de help Una for the industry mek women help and lift themselves too ,run record labels ,sign artistes ,nurture talents and host Grand shows make them know how e de be .

My evergreen milf crush

Patience Ozokwor aka Mama G