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FamilyRe: What Do Some Men Gain From Sleeping With Other Men's Wives??? by geronimoedeh1(m): 10:31am On Oct 24, 2020
Remember, that your wife told you is not a guarantee that
you are safe and nothing will still happen. Some thing can still happen. I'm telling you from experience. Cover all angles. Raise your voice. If you are silent, the landlord would think you are not aware. He will assume your wife is interested and so didn't tell you and she is only playing hard to get and the landlord will double effort.
RomanceRe: She's Making Life Difficult For Me! by geronimoedeh1(m): 4:08pm On Mar 17, 2020
tunize:
The way u lay ur bed na so u go lie on top am. Bros u be man act like one nor let woman dey control u like remote
See that babe of urs will deprive u of all ur friends, including males very soon and she will do it in a way that u cant do without her like its only u and her in this whole world, even if she's misbehaving u won't have a sey and eventually she go live u for anoda guy. I pity u shall
What you said is apt, it happened to me exactly as you wrote. She cut me off from my friends and blocked off every girl in my whatsapp and Facebook. I was blind to her misdeeds and we were always together, its like we vrs the world, i was warned by friends that this is not ok but i ignored.. We already did introduction.. but guess what, she met a guy and left without even looking back.
RomanceRe: What It Takes To Be A Better Husband /couple Goals by geronimoedeh1(m): 3:29pm On Sep 28, 2019
My fiance came. The first day she prepared dishes no issue. She was happy doing it. The second time i formed feminist and joined her in the kitchen she was surprised. The 3rd time I didn't join up and her face frowned and she started showing attitude. The fourth time i joined again and she started sending me errands. She even asked me to help her remove the pot frm d cooker because its too hot.. imagine. When there were kitchen towels every where. I asked her to use one, she started showing attitude again. I learnt my lesson immediately.
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Somebody's Girlfriend, I Have Everything You Want'- Lady Cries Out by geronimoedeh1(m): 9:44am On Sep 17, 2019
Funmmyastic:
Some ladies are desperado sha.Rubbish.
You wont understand her because you are not in her shoes, you probably have guys wooing you. If none woos you for about 9 months straight. Your stance would change. My present babe told me their was a time no one wooed her for about three months and she kept wondering if something was wrong with her. And yes she's beautiful.
PhonesRe: Help!!! My Contacts Are Deleting On My Phone by geronimoedeh1(m): 10:09pm On Jun 22, 2019
olafunny:
Hello guys,


Two days ago, i noticed some contacts are missing on my phone because I found out they are no longer saved, i only see the numbers on my WhatsApp chat list. This morning, it got worst. So i went to check my contact list and discovered that my contact that was over 300 is now 124 shocked. Please tech gurus, what could have caused that, and how can i get my contacts back? Some very important contacts to my life are missing.

NB: I saved my contacts in my google account
You probably logged into some other phone temporary with your gmail which automatically uploaded your contacts to the phone and later you didn't log out and now the other person is now deleting those numbers off the phones because its not his and so its reflecting on your phone. That was what happened to me until i called the person and asked him to stop deleting those numbers and log my gmail out.
TravelRe: Reasons Lagos Will Remain King And What Other States Should Do To Dethrone It by geronimoedeh1(m): 7:58pm On Oct 05, 2018
We don't need the overpopulation and the consequent congestion. Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Surprises His Wife With A Mercedes Benz For Her 30th Birthday by geronimoedeh1(m): 8:52am On Sep 23, 2018
tstx:
Show business,
Politics And
Church

that's where the money is in my country.



See my signature
You missed yahoo yahoo
Car TalkRe: This Is Audi's 1st Electric Car,2019 E-tron SUV Will Go 250mi On A Single Charge by geronimoedeh1(m): 9:07am On Sep 19, 2018
HisSexcellency:
WARNING:

To our money crazy politicians and co, know that these electric cars are not meant to be used in Nigeria. Because you still need to buy fuel to power your generators before you can recharge these cars. So just save the stress and refuel your car directly.
You can charge your car any time there's light and even if you use generator, you can charge 3 to 4 of this cars once and also power your house too if the gen watts is huge... Meanwhile a day or 2 hardly pass without light coming. One charge can take you around until the next light and subsequent recharge.
Car TalkRe: What Car Type Can A Family Man With An Income Of 110k Per Month Maintain? by geronimoedeh1(m): 3:24pm On Sep 17, 2018
Olumyyde:
Good evening my brothers and sisters. I am a family man with a wife and a daughter and I need a small fairly used car that is easy to maintain. A car that has fuel economy,whose parts are available and affordable in order to ease family mobility as my wife's workplace is quite a distance from the house. Also, the stress of my wife carrying my child to work via buses n keke breaks my heart. Although we are looking at 2002 Honda civic, heard it fits my criteria so well. Pls, I need your advice on that too. My budget is 450k to 500k. GOD bless us all.
Brother go for golf 3 direct Belgium/tokunbo. Its around that 500k. Never ever buy a fairly used Nigerian car. Maintenance and fueling is sugar cane.
CrimeRe: My Primary School Teacher And My Rape Story - Lady by geronimoedeh1(m): 9:15pm On Sep 15, 2018
coolcharm:
It's good to know that many people are shaking off the perceived stigma of rape and are speaking up

Men who rape girls deserve to have their joystick and balls chopped off at the very least.

It is barbaric and inhuman.
And chopping of the joystick of alleged rapist is not barbaric and inhuman?
CelebritiesRe: Sherifa Gunu: Divorcing Ikechukwu Sunday, My Husband Has Affected My Kids by geronimoedeh1(m): 6:25pm On Sep 12, 2018
It affected both you and the kids madam, don't extricate your self.
SportsRe: US Open 2018: Serena Williams Loses To Naomi Osaka In Controversial Final by geronimoedeh1(m): 7:27am On Sep 09, 2018
kunmiiii:
These comments reeks of disgust, Serena wasn't playing a victim card, Ramos definitely went too far with the cold violations and he was biased, it was glaring to the extent that the whole stadium booed him and N.Osaka when she was handed the trophy.

It was sexism at its peak, becos male counterparts like Nadal and especially Nick Kyrgios have done waaayyyy much worse than that.

If u really watch tennis, you will know Serena's style of play, she always conserves energy by conceding in the first few sets but unleashes her inner beast by always coming back to win.She's a phenomenal athlete, definitely not a sore loser and was evidenced by how she gracefully comforted Osaka and was hushing the whole stadium when they all turned against the little girl.
Playing gender card is sexism on its own. That's what we are all fighting against. She was playing with a woman not a man. Serena would have empirically stated her discontent without playing the gender/sexism card.
RomanceRe: Rhian Sugden Offered £250k By Russian Man To Spend The Night With Him by geronimoedeh1(m): 3:47pm On Aug 27, 2018
if it was Tonto Dike or Mercy Aigbe, they would start provoking and attacking their husbands beyond endurance inorder to get beaten and when the husband coughs, they would roughen them selves up the more and quickly take pictures, post them on social media, claim domestic violence and garner public sympathy. Then they file for divorce or separation. They fly to Russia and say they are on vacation. And 4 months later, they are buying range Rover and houses in Lekki and forming small girl with big God.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautiful, Colored Snake Killed In Ologi, Bayelsa State (Photos) by geronimoedeh1(m): 10:57am On Aug 20, 2018
RexTramadol1:
This beautiful snake was killed in Ologi community Bayelsa state, who knows the breed of this snake should please let us know about it because I even almost stepped on it thinking its a wire till I see it move swiftly, we eventually killed it though.
If you had caught this snake alive, you would have sold it for atleast $1000 dollars.
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For A Married Woman To Have A Platonic Male Friend? by geronimoedeh1(m): 5:46pm On Aug 17, 2018
ImaIma1:
I am married and i have male friends undecided tongue

Nobody said all our friends have to be same sex.
Hope it's alright if your husband maintains his female friends too?
HealthRe: The Dangers Of Microwave Oven In Your Home by geronimoedeh1(m): 1:26pm On Jul 31, 2018
Scaremongering
CrimeRe: Cocaine Concealed In Iron Recovered At Onne Seaport In Port Harcourt (photos) by geronimoedeh1(m): 1:39pm On Jul 05, 2018
Bad market for Emoney and co.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Steps Out To Visit His Mother (Photos) by geronimoedeh1(m): 9:30pm On Jul 04, 2018
[quote author=Agadsman post=69082748]I learnt celebrities don't repeat clothes so what happens to their clothes after they must have worn it ones. Do they give it to charity of what?[/uquote]


They repeat clothes but it's not obvious because they only share it once on social media.
Christianity EtcRe: "My Dead Child Was Raised To Life By God Of Bishop Oyedepo" - Woman In Yola by geronimoedeh1(m): 2:47pm On Jun 26, 2018
Nonsense let him go and resurrect Dbanjs son.
PoliticsRe: Breaking-ipob: Judge Refuses To Order Senator Abaribe’s Release by geronimoedeh1(m): 2:27pm On Jun 26, 2018
gbishman:
I am sure where ever Kanu is, he must be sipping some pinnacolada, taking some see breeze while the Senator proving to be a keens man is about to loose a N100mln and spending 6mths in jail. How stupid of him
100 million is nothing. If IPOB members donates 500 naira each he will get 1 billion naira. As for 6 months in jail .. well its temporary.
RomanceRe: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by geronimoedeh1(m): 12:47pm On Jun 20, 2018
zicoraads:
I've seen countless narratives on Nairaland about ladies and their love for money. The most annoying one was the one I saw today of a guy complaining that his girlfriend would always want them to eat out where he'll end up paying 2k or 3k. But let's be honest with ourselves, that narrative is very wrong.

Now I'll show you why it is.

There are different types of ladies in a university. As someone who comes from a modest home, go for the ones who are serious with their studies and are more into guys who know why they are in school. These ones are more of the future than the present. They don't even mind drinking garri with you. Others, however, are the ones whose houses off campus are tastefully furnished and who live in apartments worth 150k. They also dress to kill. You think all of these fell from the sky? She has a lifestyle that needs to be maintained. As her man, realize that you also have to contribute to that. Don't ask her out and if she starts demanding, you run to Nairaland, shouting about how ladies are materialistic.

There are also these types of ladies in the larger society. A working class lady will most likely not follow you to the woman who sells beans and bread around your area. She will most likely prefer to lodge or eat Golden Tulips, Jevinik, BluCabana etc. Not her fault, she is classy and has taste. She has probably passed that stage where she followed her university love to the beans and bread seller. She is not about that life anymore. She still loves you a lot though, her taste notwithstanding.

Point being, at every point in your life, know how to cut your coat according to your size. And if you want to punch above your weight, don't go shouting about ladies' love for money. They are most likely just above your league.
I'm core and unapologetic feminist and supports feminism completely so delete this asap. men and women are equal there shouldn't be preferential treatment for any one. they should equally gift each other, no one should expect extra favoritism.
PhonesRe: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by geronimoedeh1(m): 12:29pm On Jun 20, 2018
TechCapon:
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Face unlock now seem to be the latest trend in the smartphone world as more and more smartphones now come equipped with facial recognition security, offering up a new way for us all to secure and unlock our smartphones. I have friends with latest phones which comes with the face unlock feature on their smartphones but almost all of them are not using it. They’re not even using the fingerprint scanner on the phone either, rather they prefer the good old password/pattern to secure their phones. A lady once told me she doesn’t trust the feature because she doesn’t want to wake up one morning and the phone wont recognize her face. I believe most Nigerians don’t really understand the feature. The facial unlock feature is the most powerful and the most secure form of phone security in the smartphone world right now. Someone looking over your shoulder can actually see your phone pattern or password but if you use your fingerprint scanner or FACE ID, that problem is eradicated completely.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/face.jpg

What’s the major difference between the fingerprint scanner and the facial unlock ?

Although both of them provide high level of security, Fingerprint technology is not really a smart feature but face unlock is a smart feature. If you have some dust particles or sweat on the finger, the scanner cannot capture your fingerprint and the phone will not unlock but face unlock use what is called “deep learning”. This feature allows your phone to learn its owner’s face even as the face changes over time. If the owner grows a beard or goatee, the smartphone will still recognize his face, If she applies make-up, the phone will also recognize her face. Face unlock is also faster than the fingerprint scanner, as soon as you pick up the phone, the front facing camera captures your face and it immediately unlocks.

Can the FACE ID technology be fooled ?

Apple says the FACE ID on the iPhone X is 99.997% secure but yes it can be fooled ! Identical twins can fool the FACE ID but it’s very rare to find identical twins that look exactly alike to the extent of fooling the FACE ID on the iPhone X, but tech blog Marshable found a set of identical twins that were able to fool the FACE ID. The case of the OnePlus 6 was even worse because someone with your photograph can equally unlock your phone using your photograph.

https://techcapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/fa-1.jpg

Conclusion.

Face unlock remains the best way to secure your device, the process of setting up the feature is very simple and straight forward, it’s better to use it than using the pattern. Infinix Hot 6 Pro and Tecno Spark 2 are some of the budget smartphones with face unlock.

Do you think there are other reasons why most Nigerians don't use the FACE ID on their smartphones ? Tell us in the comment section.

SOURCE: http://techcapon.com/why-are-nigerians-not-using-the-face-unlock-feature-of-their-smartphones/
what if the face get injured or you are sleeping and some one places the phone on your face and have access to it while you sleep?
RomanceRe: "If A Woman Is Not Married By 30 Her Mileage Has Gone Far" - Nigerian Man Says by geronimoedeh1(m): 12:22pm On Jun 15, 2018
flyca:
Broke and broken boys always dishing out insults on women to make themselves feel better.

Go and ask how old the current Duchess of Sussex was when she got married last month. Her name is Merghan Merkel. And the interesting part, it was her second husband. Go google.

By your estimation, unmarried ladies in their 30's will die poor, wretched and lonely. Lol. I know why you feel that way, you hang around indecent women. And they have dangerously dealt with your psyche! And you are highly irredemable cheesy

One lady posted her birthday pics here and these same set of boys were dissing her upandan to go and marry, shuuuu? I'm sure these same set of boys will be begging Linda Ikeji to be her houseboy, despite her "smelling pvssy" saga. Lol

Watch it sha. Tiwa Savage is currently in love again. Popular American TV host got married recently at 46! Serena Willams got married at 36! Chimamanda got married at 36!

And the list is endless, so you better go and take two seats!
babe all the people you just mentioned here are billionaires and are by no mean a good comparison. The people in such class are 1 percent. we are talking about an average Nigerian lady.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Nwaezeapu Marries Lauren Agokei, They Met On Facebook (Wedding Photos) by geronimoedeh1(m): 3:09pm On Mar 31, 2018
pxjosh:
It's cos the girl is beautiful. If she was ugly, I'm 1000% sure he won't reply her message. Well, what am I even saying sef. This na common sense na
She also DM him because the guy is rich if not I don't think she would have DM him.
You see, it's vice versa.
EducationRe: Meet Dehlia Umunna, The First Nigerian Professor Of Law At Harvard Law School by geronimoedeh1(m): 4:14pm On Mar 29, 2018
[quote author= post=66258454]#RESPECT

She is first and foremost a NIGERIAN.

What is it with this tribalistic-disease our politicians have given us?!

It's so irritating reading ALL the comments all around me.
See
I AM A NIGERIAN!
SHE IS A NIGERIAN!!
WE ARE ALL NIGERIANS!!![/quote]I hope you say the same when an igbo person is arrested for drug crime.
RomanceRe: Is It Too Late To Call Off The Wedding? (Screenshots) by geronimoedeh1(m): 1:04am On Mar 16, 2018
The guy is not a broke ass nigga... grin grin grin and as a rich guy your friend have become his property and has no say... Rich guys are in hot demand so let your friend shut up and share.
PoliticsRe: Construction Of St Gabriel Oil Refinery In Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by geronimoedeh1(m): 9:54am On Mar 15, 2018
Innovative means of revenue generation... But somewhere, some Ambode resorted to tasking citizens to death.
RomanceRe: Man Faints As His Girlfriend Surprised Him With A 2 Bedroom Flat - Facebook User by geronimoedeh1(m): 9:48am On Feb 23, 2018
[quote author=Lionessza post=65300703]I would move a guy into my house lol. But if we get married then , we would have to get a prenup ( whatever you came with into the marriage , it's yours and upon divorce we won't touch there . But whatever we achieve during the union we should share) I think that's fair enough for both sides. [/quote

I hope our men are seeing this and learning...
I'm learning.
PhonesRe: President Buhari's Phone, HTC One M8: Price And Features (Photos) by geronimoedeh1(m): 10:44am On Feb 20, 2018
UduMgbo1:
bia op am not a Buhari supporter
Infact no one hates Buhari half like i do but stop talking Nonsense
if it is indeed htc m8 then it's simple and cheap
i have used that phone and sold it 25k
i now use galaxy s7 edge which cost more and am not even a ward chairman.
that phone market value is not worth 30k now cheesy


Meanwhile
killing Buhari psychologically and emotionally is a task everyone should embark on if you still want a better tomorrow
I'm using M7 i bought the Belgium 40k but its reduced now and goes for 35k... London use not new one.
The new one is 60k for m7.

M8 london use is 55-60k
New one is 80- 90 k

There's lots of copy/clone in the market..
Maybe you are talking about one.
RomanceRe: Lady Narrates How Friend's Husband Tried To Seduce Her At Night by geronimoedeh1(m): 11:38am On Jan 27, 2018
HeWrites:
Ayomide Ajibade took to Facebook to narrate how she was sexually harrased by her friend's husband when she went to spend a few days with them. According to Ayo, the door lock to the room she was given to stay was bad so couldn't bolt, hence the husband saw that as an opportunity to sneak into the room at night to sexually harrass her.

It seems Ayo isn't the only victim of the said man as the wife wasn't suprised when she narrated her ordeal with the husband, instead she was seeking advice as to what to do with the marriage.

Read the story below...



Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique
I hope the husband didn't catch her wife cheating sometime because that's the only thing that could explain his wife helplessness and the man's brazenness .

Once caught my fiancee red handed..she slept with a guy she met when she visited home for Xmas within 4 days...
I was so pained i decided to get back at her... I didn't mind toasting even her friends..i didn't mind if she find out... To me, she never thought about my feeling so to hell with her...She could leave if she wanted.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by geronimoedeh1(m): 12:49am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
I actually prefer your type...no long talk, just knacker you 10 or 20k and I'm already digging your hole with my excavator..
But those girls u think are the " cheap young naive girls" are really the hard type . ...
You take them to Shoprite, mr Biggs,..u spend upto to 50k on only toasting..yet u stil wont even see d color of her pant. I even bought phone worth 45k for one apart other expenses yet she left all of them because I demanded for sex before i give it to her...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Get Married To A Non Degree Holder? by geronimoedeh1(m): 11:09am On Oct 26, 2017
[quote author=Rubbiish post=61734946]Easier said than done
If u are educated, wont your parents question u for bringing an uneducated man home?[/quote

How many of our parents are educated?

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