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Education / Re: Nigerian Slay Queen Arrives Her Graduation In Expensive Convoy, Wows Colleagues by Getdabag: 11:30pm On Sep 01, 2022
silverlinen:
Damnnn
Way too go
Her hustle dey pay her
So why not flaunt it
flaunt it to show what, Whats the objective? To make others who can't afford fees to feel less? Low iq
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lecturers Will Never Tell You This In The University by Getdabag: 12:52pm On Aug 31, 2022
Faber:
Iron your clothes well and polish your shoes. You can take your clothes to a laundry, if you no get light for house. You can wear crocs and put your well polished shoes in a hand bag... while on the street where the firm is located, then you can branch to a store or barbing saloon and put on your shoes...that's if you're coming from a rural or trenches area, with no good roads.

Don't apply any perfume at all pls. Smell natural. I heard a girl was denied a hotel job, her body spray was exactly the same with that of the hotel manager's ex that did him shege grin grin. The man told her without mincing words: " you have spoilt my day, I hate remembering Kate" she was just muttering "sorry sir", "sorry sir" before she left grin grin

Don't wear any religious insignia, medals, chaplet etc. If you're asked your religion just mention Christianity. Which church, just name one unknown pentecostal church. If the interviewer askes you; where is it located? I have never heard of this before, just reply, it's a new church in my area" ...
Don't associate with the known ones like Winners, RCCG etc. Most of them no dey use eye see members from other churches. Like Chosen and Deeper life people are very fanatic and toxic. Maybe just say...God of Miracles fire ministries. Don't say Catholic Church, even if you're a Catholic..many pentecostal churches hate Catholic Church and Catholics, but even if the manger or those employing you are Catholics, they will still hire you as Catholics no too dey discriminate against other churches. This is Nigeria, religion plays major role in many things. No come talk say you will not hide your religion because of ordinary job. Get the job first, sapa no be your mate o grin grin


Once it's your turn to be interviewed, put your phone on silent, not flight mode pls. Check your contact numbers well on true caller, it may reveal some details about you. I used to have a number that always show Faber Bet9ja. One day one man asked me whether I am a gambler, I said no, I come grab fast fast tell him say, I don work as Bet9ja cashier before after my secondary school.

Finally, be mindful of how you use the door and the seats. Always leave the seats as you found them, after seating. Always close the door gently, don't close the door on the next person coming in after you. Your sense of courtesy and orderliness are judged from little little things

how can one change his name on truecaller, I once called my friend and my name appeared as a different name not related to me like wtf
Romance / Re: I Am Married But I Am In Love With Another Woman by Getdabag: 11:36am On Aug 31, 2022
The problem with digitallawyer is that he rushes into courtship too quick bcus of the butterflies in his belly without knowing the flaws of the person he is with but goes after how she makes him feel at the moment
He rushed the first wife despite she and her father showed you her red flag codedly(u must be bouyant enough) but u still went ahead to get her pregnant, and now the new girl, you mentioned only her good side what bout the bad, I see u putting a crocodile and python in ur house both reptiles with different shapes and features but still deadly...

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Celebrities / Re: DELSU Students Tell Ned Nwoko That They Hailed Him Because Of His Wife Regina by Getdabag: 1:48pm On Aug 26, 2022
Who is Ned nwoko? Hes the man that married Regina Daniels, Regina Daniels being the main person I know the other subject is irrelevant

Regina gave him fame, and he gave her money, thats all

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Romance / Re: Rate My Cuteness (photos) by Getdabag: 11:50am On Aug 26, 2022
See the trenches this nigga dey, u still get mind dey upload pic u look hungry

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Romance / Re: What Is That Weird Thing About You? by Getdabag: 2:07am On Aug 25, 2022
7buckz:
I hate sunlight....sometimes I think am a descendant of a vampire lol... And I love my gal to got a big ass and thick too... Like if you gat no ass and talking to me you might see my rude side cus it pisses me off
except its urgent I like moving out in the evening time, wierd right
Romance / Re: What Is That Weird Thing About You? by Getdabag: 2:05am On Aug 25, 2022
AnonDude2004:
I prefer a good-looking face to boobs or a nice ass.
your not wierd bro
Romance / Re: Why l Will Never Marry Girls In Their Early Twenties!! by Getdabag: 1:51am On Aug 25, 2022
victooman:
guy l am speaking base on different dispensation,, 10- 15yrs ago teenagers dont go naked ot promisious like what we are seeing now,
don't decieve yourself, nothing is new under the sun, it has been happening and still happening only difference is we have the media portraying the atrocities to the world,i s it 15yrolds getting pregnant that hasn't been happening from the days of old or rape or sugar daddies, or is it the sex? right from sec school my seniors then were fucking themselves, so chrisland is not a news, Its just the media exposing them now

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Romance / Re: Why l Will Never Marry Girls In Their Early Twenties!! by Getdabag: 1:40am On Aug 25, 2022
victooman:
this is a fallacy bro,, dont be surprised u may be the simp,, the chrisland school girl if she wasn't video will meet a person like you at 23 yrs and give you a story on how she had only 2 boyfriend before meeting you and they broke her virginity, she wont tell u she have been riding dick since she was 10yrs,, a woman body count must definitely be considered, but the height of delusion is believing that a girl has low body count simply because she is young,, e go surprise u bro, l don't believe their change of attitude has anything to do with repackaging they are more matured and have learned lessons,
and yet if the chrisland school girl grows into her thirties still unmarried and has climbed more dicks than she did as an infant will repackage herself as well behaved and mature for ur simp ass to marry
Romance / Re: She Wants To Destroy My Home, Can I Sue Her by Getdabag: 9:16am On Aug 24, 2022
advanceDNA:
This is funny and pathetic at the same time

Op did not have sex yet he's paying school fees and upkeep and still got burned......


There's level to this thing called simping oooo

Its like some people are born simps
Papa like Op wan form father to small pikin wey Don see ur gbola and thinks respect go dey, funny thing is after paying her fees and giving monthly stipends, without having sex with her, Na one poly sharp guy go dey chop her, while his left to pick the pieces of whats left of his marriage
Crime / Re: NDLEA Questions Obi Cubana Over Alleged Drug Links by Getdabag: 11:57am On Jan 14, 2022
Bigfish121:
One thing everybody needs to know is that most of all these club owners use their clubs as front in moving drugs.if you have watched the movie Power "Ghost" you will understand what I am saying.Though I am not saying he is guilty of the offence.
not moving the drugs bro, TRUTH was established to launder the excess cash not move the drugs,
Family / Re: Having A Male Child by Getdabag: 4:38pm On Jan 10, 2022
We4all:


Money is the koko and not any stupid male child. Do you know the type of respect that the likes of Linda Ikeji commands?

You’re talking cos probably your mom birthed responsible and able men.

What about a scenario where the male kids are useless? Are you saying if that were the case, the family will cease to exist?

see mumu respect kee her there, forget social media, in her village she will be know as the woman who birthed a bastard,a loose woman, be like say you never know Igbo culture, maybe your yoruba.

Infact 80percent of girls from 16 if not handled well have a high chance of prostituting and bringing bastards Home
I'm out

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Romance / Re: Ladies, A Fine Man Without Muscles Or An Average Looking Man With Muscles? by Getdabag: 3:26pm On Jan 09, 2022
Jeon:


why? angry

I like em with butt cool
bcus your flat na
Romance / Re: She Was Prettier When I Saw Her Pix. Buh When She Visited Me, She Was Ugly Asf by Getdabag: 1:25pm On Jan 09, 2022
lavamaestro:
Women, know your worth and add tax on it. It will scare useless boys away (redpillers and misogynistic idiots) and attract only real men. What would make a lady travel all the way down with her money to see an impoverished boy? Even with his transport fare, don't do it.
preach from now till tmoro, your gender will never listen bcus the realmen are simps who are despised bcus of being broke

And the misogynists and redpillers are probably the ritualists killing girls for money

Sad reality

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Romance / Re: She Was Prettier When I Saw Her Pix. Buh When She Visited Me, She Was Ugly Asf by Getdabag: 1:20pm On Jan 09, 2022
doggedfighter:
Redpill makes monsters out of men.



No empathy no compassion, it's sad.


All the way from Jos to Anambra.

Only to be the butt of siblings jokes and gossips.


And yet discharged like trash.

I feel bad.



Remember you have sisters and female relatives.
WORD no empathy nothing

Very Annoying post

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Romance / Re: Ladies, A Fine Man Without Muscles Or An Average Looking Man With Muscles? by Getdabag: 12:41pm On Jan 09, 2022
Jeon:
average + butt and thick thighs cry like this Johnny boy.
we get that's your fetish, now can u stop masturbating on the thread now

Modified;
As far as biology is concerned
Girls literally get wet seeing a fineboy and would spread her legs anyday twice on Thursday for him but same can neva be said about that agboro collecting owo mida with 6ixpacks and chest..

Not all girls are attracted to muscles but all girls will be mesmirized by a fineboy..

If you doubt place 2face idibia and burnaboy in the same room with 30 randomgirls and watch father Abraham live to his name..

Ps; Na money me dey find, i no dey reason those things

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Romance / Re: How Do You Avoid Staring At Fine Curves And Big Ass? by Getdabag: 6:48am On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Commons big man this has nothing to do with dressing..
it has everything to do with dressing, dress skimpy and scantily, I wouldn't just stare but catcall you
Romance / Re: How Do You Avoid Staring At Fine Curves And Big Ass? by Getdabag: 6:43am On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

It ain't until you touch them..you can't be staring at people that way tho..it's not right..some might feel embarrassed..
let them feel, nxt time they shouldn't dress that way
Romance / Re: Do Girls Hate Men Touching Them Randomly ? (men They Know Obviously) by Getdabag: 6:32am On Jan 09, 2022
Op your Just a creep, why would touch a stranger randomly, na slap u Wan recieve
Romance / Re: Response To: Ladies Avoid Yahoo Boys. by Getdabag: 6:23am On Jan 09, 2022
ePoster:
You're contradicting yourself...

The average rich man has no need for rituals...

These are examples of the average ritualists... They are poor...

Did you see dreads? Gold chains? Dyed hair? Where's the Jeep? undecided

These men actually hunted, butched their victims after kidnapping them...
imagine mumu talk.. obviously you know nothing, this thread is a joke
Broke Shallow thinking individuals
Spits
Celebrities / Re: Gucci Mane Gifts Wife, Keyshia Ka'oir $1 Million Cash On 37th Birthday by Getdabag: 8:16pm On Jan 08, 2022
Treasure17:
Will do more for my babe.
will your babe do more for you
Romance / Re: Young Ladies Beware Of Yahoo Plus Guys by Getdabag: 8:02pm On Jan 08, 2022
Ijoba85:
We need to revolt against all yahoo plus guys in the society, kill them all before this madness is stopped if not they would kill our sisters, girlfriends, wives and everyone to continue growing their wealth
Did Nigerian girls complain to you that they are being used? Why are you drinking panadol for another's headache?

You are enabler of prostitution and it shows all over your post! Nigerian girls don't have a problem with Yahoo boys. They have vowed not to have anything to do with broke guys and they are perfectly fine with being used for rituals!

Has any Nigerian girl complained to you about yahoo boys/ritualists before?

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Family / Re: Is My Elder Brother Possessed Or An Occultic Man? by Getdabag: 2:43pm On Jan 08, 2022
Samfigo1:


When you said your he wanted to sleep with your sister, did you mean his own sister too?
i thought I was the only one that read that, like wtf
Romance / Re: In Love With A 16 Year Old Girl by Getdabag: 11:54am On Dec 23, 2021
Una two na small pikin na..Na small tin make u commot from teen, but if pregnancy enter my hands no dey
Romance / Re: See what village people did to me because of food I posted . by Getdabag: 1:13pm On Dec 21, 2021
The lyrics are wack honestly but keep improving bro

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Pets / Re: Introducing A Puppy To An Older Dog by Getdabag: 8:58pm On Dec 08, 2021
ishiamu:



She won't harm the puppy don't worry about that....
this your name get as e be aswear grin
Romance / Re: But Why Can't Yahoo Boys Dress Decently? by Getdabag: 8:50pm On Dec 08, 2021
boolet:

cheesy E pain am. Broke misogynist with low self esteem. The bag wey u dey find, I don already get am grin
buhahaha see this one,bruh I can buy ur networth 10x no cap, if u doubt make we meet I go clear am
Romance / Re: But Why Can't Yahoo Boys Dress Decently? by Getdabag: 12:34pm On Dec 08, 2021
boolet:

Epic Clapback!!!
simp

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Romance / Re: Lady Fights Man For Refusing To Pay After Rounds Of Sex (Video) by Getdabag: 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2021
Lol

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Romance / Re: Lady Fights Man For Refusing To Pay After Rounds Of Sex (Video) by Getdabag: 4:09pm On Dec 07, 2021
Nawoo not minding the free STDs she Don Dash the man

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Career / Re: 7 Years In Vet School, A Nairalander Finally Signed Out (pics) by Getdabag: 3:41pm On Dec 07, 2021
staga:


Who do you think is responsible for looking after the investments in farm animals? You think vets are poor people?
in who's farm abeg lalasticlala own abi na obansanjo farm
Travel / Re: Not All Countries Are Suitable For Migration As A Nigerian by Getdabag: 3:38pm On Dec 07, 2021
Blurpy what about china

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