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I totally agree with harakiri! There's a boy i really really like but the only reason why i can't date him is because he smokes and knowing by myself i can't cope with it, we had to stop talking. Though, he told me he was ready to quit because of me, i still didn't agree to date him. I believe reason(s) matter(s) a lot when one wants to make any decision in one's life. I'll rather want him to look at the health hazards and quit because he really wants to than quit cus of me and den go back wen we have a problem or something, i still like him though!

rubbish talk!
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cyndy1000:
Am not hating but some love has expiring date

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your argument is preposterous!

Good but next time make sure you make use of guns. nobody has interest in kung fu anymore

pharmagba:
Let me share my experience as well why you should be careful how you flog

I served in Adamawa State and I teach the ss1- ss1 maths. I am a no nonsense maths teacher, however and in every way maths must enter their skull. In my class there are fathers, I mean the dad is in ss3 and his first child is in ss1. Forget the age disparity i no send i flog papa and child some even older than me. Anybody that fails my test or refuses to do assignment is punished. I was the touchest, most dreaded teacher, but ironically I was also the most loved, maybe because the student felt at the back of myheart was a genuine love for them to become great in life.
my disposition to flogging changed one day when there was crises in the community between the natives . All of a sudden a biggle sound was heard the students respectfully bow and said 'excuse sir ' one after the other and walked out of the classroom while I was still teaching . The 'excuse sir' was not a permission in the real sense because they weren't waiting for my approval at all. Those that have bicycle mounted their bicycle and rode swiftly those without bicycle ran.
later in the evening I saw my students both young and old with painted face and with guns, matt et te and axe like warrior on the street. Some their axes was dripping with fresh human blood!! Even I learnt that some when they throw the axe they don't miss the target even if the target is on a moving bike,
when the crises was over and school resumed my orientation of flogging changed completely, so these are not ordinary student but warriors and it does take a dime for one to aim an axe at me if he so desires.

you for continue... lol

Deicide:
My mom has been scammed a lot! money that she would have used to do better things she would be giving it out to pastors for one prayer this one prayer that! and the prayers ain't even effective and I cant even tell her

u must tell her, or watch her ruin things for the family

Sorry, next!

BE4 nko, what else??

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Amirullaha:
������My girlfriend called me on phone and said: "Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for a way to prove more of my love for you.
Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a lunch with your friends.
I asked her, " When?"
She replied, "Any day you will be chanced."
I said okay and the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about it and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have done just to follow me to her house as demanded.
On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave and I called her,
"Baby we are on the way to your house", and she replied, "Oh baby I can't wait to see you guys".
When we got close to her house, I called her again to let her know that we are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?"
And suddenly burst into laugh, "Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you know how we normally joke naa."
I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so I told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us soon.
We left for the hotel and I ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted: "WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place" and we all left the Hotel.
None of my Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE...
A week later, I called her, "Baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come home for my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not come without taking a wife.
You know you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out".
She was so happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered.
They started preparing and everything was in order, they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big cow.
Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family members from the village all because she was the only daughter.
All their church members was also on ground.
On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone rang, she was the one calling, "Baby where are you?"
I replied: "We are close to your house", she happily said, "Okay."
After a while she called back to know where I was again, "Baby where are you?"
Then I replied: "Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na".
......... That was how the fight started.
I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was on oxygen for a week before she was discharged.
Now she has broken up with me, saying i'm wicked.
PLEASE AM I WICKED ?
But we are both joking now!
Payback is sweet...

pay back is swweeetttt... dey don't know

mssrosa:
Hello Fam!

This is something I wish I wouldn't have to do but I am left with no option as I am at the crossroads.

My brother started smoking lets say about 6-5 years ago, I only got to find out 3 years. He is my immediate elder brother so we are pretty much close, we are also from a Christian family and I can assure you that we were brought up very well. We have other elder siblings (boys).

From his story, I found out he started smoking when he got into University. He got into the federal university in my state and since we weren't based there, he lived alone in the family house.

This is someone who got into school and for his first year studying engineering, he had a very strong 2.1 and bagged Agbami scholarship. Fast forward to 3 years later, he dropped to a 2.2(which he later graduated with) and lost his Agbami scholarship. This same year he came home for hols and started being all by himself. One way or the other, my parents caught him smoking one day, dad scolded him, mum did same but later on went to plead with him to stop. He promised he would but still went back to smoking.

Right now before he goes to someone's house to maybe spend few days he would ask questions like: is there a backyard, is there a lone time in the house? Privacy etc, just so he would smoke.

He smokes weed EVERY single DAY!!!
And now he is getting really slim, anytime I try to talk to him about it he gets angry and walks away.

Just few days ago I noticed he has been drinking something he calls "purple"(he mixes it with maybe coke or ChiExotic). I went into his room and saw a bottle of tutolin which is obviously his "purple". I asked him why he was drinking it, he said he felt like and I told him I was gonna tell someone in the family.

NOW TO MY QUESTION

Should I go ahead and tell a family member/all or I should keep talking to him?

If you report him or tell ur parents, you will only make things worse & he will disassociate himself from you.
your brother is passing through a phase... let him be.
weed will either lead you to distinction or destruction. your brother is intelligent he's gonna b a success.

when you start smoking weed no pastor will deceive you

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Yeligray:
If it is legalized here in Naija, we will have more mad men

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GraGra247:
@ jaykorbs. How can we human beings be so heartless to ourselves. I mean don't we have limits?

You knew clearly that she's lost both parents and thus life has been wicked and unfair to her yet you went ahead to tell her a lot of love lies just to have sexual advantage of her. I'm almost weeping. Why?

Your friends are telling you not to go ahead with her for what reasons really? Because she has no parents probably and is not privileged. Not that she's not good enough. She even teaches showing that she's intelligent and is making efforts.

If this girl was your sister I'm sure you will kill the man that'll use her and dump her after knowing all she's been through.

My advice: If you know you would dump that girl after lieing to her, you must compensate her heavily or the karma that will follow will refuse to be appeased.

Rent self contained for her and fully furnish it or rent a shop for her and stock it then leave by praying your sins are forgiven.

very useless advice, if you want to break up with her do it be4 d end of the year

Cameroon here I come

the girl did that guy a favor trust me, He will be smart. guys please don't wife hoes, this hoes ain't ...

I know masturbation seems cool but you should stop it because it really drains your mental & physical energy. happy Christmas in advance

if you are Hot go look for Hot girls or guys on tinder. Tinder ti take over.

signed
Ministry of estacy

remedick:
irrespective of what is going on, she is a nice lady and well bred. She doesn't deserve such language used to describe her in the last line as you don't even know the colour of clothes or her best meals, how then do you know she is not loyal?

use you head, apply logic...
don't b silly.

I've been in your shoe, pathetic!
stay far away from her, act like you don't care
make money (a lot)

hopefully she will realize she made a mistake and give in to ur previous request, lash her good and discard her gold digging ass... she ain't loyal.

Good people don't live long

omochelsea004:
yes bro, i derive joy in helping people that are in need around me, even though i am being repayed with bad on many occasions also i do pay my tithe regularly & truthfully, funny enough when i was even earning as low as 800 naira per day as wage, still i do pay my tithe truthfully, & that was very normal with me until when that federal job was taken away from me, i was pained, i was bitter, thinking within me that how could God allow the best thing that had ever happened to me be taken away from me just like that, that why did He only flashed me with my breakthrough & withdrew it almost immediately, so after much thinking i decided not to pay any tithe again UNTIL i get back that job or maybe i get a better one

your story is touching.
- see them be4 dey see you - plan too the end.
dia is sth u actually fail to take note of.