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othermen:
1/1/2011 -Police officer Ben shot a trader while trying to extort some street urchins. After firing indiscriminately, he fled the scene.

1/1/2011 -Dr Rita was upstairs in the hospital trying to draft her application for migration to Canada when the trader was brought in by some passerby. The tired nurses kept demanding for a police report. Dr Rita could wave the need for a report and do a first aid which could save the traders life, but she was more passionate about her application and instructed the nurses to insist on a police report before any admission was made. The passerby threatened to abandon the trader, but the hospital security officials screamed at him and almost assaulted him. The passerby regretted his involvement in all of it and promised never to do such assist again in his life. Soon, he drove to the hospital in the next neighbourhood, where the nurses insisted on a deposit, they did knowing the trader has lost a lot of blood and would not survive the hour.

1/2/2011- Several blogs picked up the story and reported the shooting, the story was on trend all through the morning and it seemed everyone on twitter were piqued by the event. The police PRO, CSP Kazeem promised an investigation. It will be the 1,989 pending investigation of civilian casualties in such extrajudicial killing.

1/2/2011- In the evening, the family of the trader had to pay to get her out of the morgue. There were witnesses to her murder but the police insisted on an autopsy but they also wanted the trader to be buried along with her story, so the police secretly facilitated the release of her body and burial… all was soon quiet. Salewa, an undergraduate in U.I couldn’t care less; Abraham in unilag was more interested in the champions league game; Kazeem, a civil servant was not even aware; unemployed Seun was more interested in what the trader sold and if he can explore such.

1/3/2011- Only two news channel reported on the trader briefly while Bobrisky calling himself a sugar mummy trended.

1/4/2021- Dr Rita flew back to Nigeria with her son after several years abroad. The son wanted to see how Lagos looked like. He linked up with some old pals. They were stopped on the highway by the police, who demanded to check through his phone but he insisted and refused. The police assaulted him and as he defended himself, the police soon shot him. Dr Rita’s son was rushed to an hospital on the mainland, and he was rejected due to want of a police report. He soon died.

1/5/2021- CSP Kazeem retired only 7 months ago. His son had pictures of his father’s pistol on his phone and that was enough evidence to get him killed by the police.

And in the end, all of those that were indifferent to the trader’s death suffered similar fate as did, the trader.

This should made into a movie and titled "Karma": The Nigerian Vice

FalseProphet1:
I see dark forces around you trying to make you run mad, I see an angel of God standing very close to you to help you, but your sins are making it impossible for him to do anything, I see the mercy of God extended to you, I see you getting back in your feet.

This I have seen.

Crazy bastard... lol

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] Tell that to those who died from the vaccine

Do even know how a vaccine works
I bet you dont know..
So I will stop here n not banter with u

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diplomat058:
Yeah, I understand your point. Thank you for your honest response

You are welcome..
The number 1 job on that list is mechanical engineer n the reason been that it easy to start up on ur own...
The second is software and programming engineering..
That one na hot cake oooo esp if u know ur onions...
You will b sought after

diplomat058:
How about being a Chartered Accountant plus having Software development skills?

That kind of job in a foreign land is hard to get cos the jobs are protected for the locals... unless u study in that country n get ur degree or atleast a MSC in that country..
Am talking to u from experience of been in a foreign country.

[quote author=Ammishaddai post=105812038][s][/s] Malaria kills more people yearly yet not nobvaccine has been formulated . Even those who've taken this vaccine hasn't ensure reinfection. So drop that theory.[/quotep]
I already gave you an example... stadiums across the world are getting filled up n you know why.. so just stop justifying nonsense

uchechefaith:
Please what handwork is advisable for someone planning to relocate abroad to learn, that will be useful both home and abroad.

1. Mechanical engineer
2. Software programmer
3. Medicine & Nursing
4. Offshore jobs

UDOKABESTLUV:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/9/south-african-woman-arrested-for-allegedly-hiring-hitmen-who-killed-her-husband-and-81-year-old-mother-in-law.html

Those xhosa women are worse....
They are used to the idea of killing their hubby for their wealth or insurance claim....
Fear them pass Zulu girls

A law should be passed to abolish this witchcraft accusation nonsense... and offenders prosecuted..
These ibomites need orientation

If its here in SA.. that guy is a goner...
His brain matter sprawled all over the floor

Juliusdaughter:
Let me just start somewhere
Growing up as an introvert was difficult cos I guess my mum didn't understand my quite personality, she talks about how I am not 'sharp' how I am not fashionable and whatever else she cannot really relate to. I am in my mid 20s now and she still insults me when she is in the mood.
It's funny how I am the only child she insults so much, I am her first born. I left my former work place due to Corona last year and I've been home since. I have trained as a tailor tho I don't have a shop or customer base yet.

She insulted me tonight again for cooking dinner late, she said why should I finish cooking dinner by past 7? Called me names and all that. Its been over a year that she went to the market last because I now do that, I make breakfast and dinner, I don't keep late night, I barely go out, yet she finds reason to talk me down.

She has started to insult my fiancé now too, she says he is poor and cannot take care of me, what has he achieved for himself? And the reason she isn't much against us is because she doesn't know if he will have money tomorrow. He isn't even jobless, it's just unfortunate that government don't pay their workers on time.

I don't have a single emotional connection with her, I have tried and I have failed. I think it's time to move out of the house and start my tailoring business. I don't have the finance to rent a shop and a house separately, so I want to rent a room and parlor and make it both my living and work space. Is this a good move? I cannot function properly in this house anymore.
How do I build my customer base from working in the house?

Go to a market place n attach with someone if u have a machine...
Start small

TMKsouth:
U guys like dissing the north but you're just as bad. I remember reading that the south has a birthrate double the size of SA. In SA we have 2 to 3 kids on average, southern Nigeria 4 to 6 and the north a bit more than that.

That's actually not the issue here..... and I want to tell u why our birthrate d
Is more than yours....
It just population difference..
And we dont have teenage pregnancies as much as it is here in South Africa.
These kids have sex like there's no tomorrow....
So if providing condoms will help reduced the pregnancy rate....
It fine..
But another problem I see that's been going on is that boys dont like to use condoms..... hence these teenage girls go for pregnancy prevention injections.

Ammishaddai:
A vaccine that hasn't undergone the standard 5-year clinical trial is what you want to inject into your body for the sake of keeping your job ? It is well. Enjoy .

Dont u think if they had waited for the so called 5 year period u mentions..
They'd have been more deaths than what has been recorded... and the vaccine is the reason people are back at the stadiums across europe

Beedude:
U wan turn ur dad to kabukabu driver at his age? Oga ur pikin go buy kabukabu for u at old age to drive.
I dont need to start listing whatever i have done for people around me online cos im not a kid. But take a break and think of proper way to handle your parents, it goes a long way with your progress in life kid.
Good day

U can buy ur pop a private plane for all I care...dont come up on my comment n be telling me how to treat my father ok...
Mr World

This serves her well..
Nigerians and their morality.
Our criticism of everything is too much
It's even good they are doing this to us...checking our social media accounts.
Maybe we go learn to be tolerant of all these things we consider nonreligious or unNigerian.

How can u be so gullible as to pay money online for a car u didnt see physically for inspection??
Omo u need koboko

James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year.

Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders..

Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank.

He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints..

How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow.

Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result.

Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

Go cele church.. hare
Which kain father b that...
Why put the responsibility on u.?
Na u make d vow for church.
He shd enter bank n take money then come drop it for u on the table in the house then u go pay?
When he comes to you...abeg face am and tell him to provide d money then u will go pay...
Buy 777 incense...on am...
Ur papa no go come for dream again

Beedude:
You are a bastard. U wan turn your papa to driver make he dey deliver to u ?
Oh... A prophetess word now outweigh how u think about your parents ?
Dont disgrace yourself on a public forum like this just to get cheap likes please

You dey craze oooo. Omo ale..
Which one u don do for ur folks

Shebi is my daddy..
Is it ur daddy...
Oloriburuku

FairlyUSEDpussy:
What exactly is killing all this producers,actor and actress omg!!!

Okele and iya oko r still sick bed respectively.......then dis happened........

People die everyday n fall terminally ill...
But u dont hear it cos they ain't celebs
Are our celebs suppose to be immuned to death or terminal sickness??

[/quote]The sooner u quit mother earth...
The better.....
It obvious u dont want to stop...
So leave us out of ur misery

Dont waste ur money on any DNA...
Or to even give her for upkeep out of pity..
It's not ur pregnancy she just messing with you.. even her conscience wouldnt let her dash u another man pikin oo.
So move on with ur life till u find the right woman...
And to think all she ever did was love... shows u r a blue piller.
How can u believe that
What planet are you from??

Dont take the loan...
Tell him u cant...if he like he shd report u to the Talibans...
Han han, ur papa wicked ooo..
Atleast u Warned him concerning the nupeng job.. he do agidi.
Forget say na ur papa...
Otherwise na u go pay all that loan finish ooo and this will further make the relationship btw u both work..
I remember one time like that I wanted to use 700k buy vanagon make my papa dey drive am...
Luckily or fortunately, the person wey I talk am for her presence na prophetess..
E say make I no buy am ooo..
Say my papa go mess n we go fight...
As e b say me I no wetin human being dey capable of when money dey their hand ooo..
I sha no buy am..
Maybe now I will still b holding on to a grudge...
If now I decide to buy him a car for transport..no qualms

But not that money of that time sha..

Preciousppearl:
it is , I bought one few weeks ago when I had fever #400.. yes it has reduced, the bitting doesn't last long as before, I started using it when I was young cause at some point aboniki wasn't working at all.

You b strong man oooo.
Hope the look balm works n the heat is still strong

Exodora:
My sister rubbed it one time and could not withstand the pain , she mistakely ran out and poured water on herself thinking that it will stop the heat. To cut it short she removed everything that she was wearing and run off that night , we thought that she has ran mad .
Thank God she was found and ....

Na strong people dey withstand aboniki heat oooo

AroOkigbo:
There's no sugar.
Other sweetners are used to improve the taste.
Sugar isn't the only material that is sweet.

But why still deceive buyers when they know sweetners such as aspartame, acesulfame-k n saccharin are added

SarkinYarki:
I said it here that that drone strike was a false flag meant to decieve gullible Americans..In the wake of the Kabul airport bombing Joe Biden govt quickly created a fake group called ISIS K and then drone struck and innocent labelling him a prolific ISIS K bomb maker

When I tell you the democrat party of America is the devil's HQ trust me

Democrats have always been evil n love causing war in the Arab nation

tensazangetsu20:
If it's possible it's a good deal but I really don't how you would get a Canadian visa from Nigeria. Probably a visit visa to become an illegal migrant. Not a smart thing to do in 2021.

If u know the right source, you will get a legit work permit visa

Softboy001:
....life has been difficult to say the least, ever since I moved to lagos after finishing my nysc in March, I thought hoped things will be better but it only became...
Well let's leave that. I just want advice, that's why I am here.am currently squatting with my elder brother and his fiance in a room and palor self con. They are getting married by December. I have alot of burden to them, they don't need to tell me I know. But what will a man do. I forgot to add am 27 years old. I studied mechanical engineering (HND). My hands are really tied right now. I left a crazy job(30k/months) that I was using to sustain my self. Don't judge me, am not lazy. I left because of security reasons. Plus It was a slave kind of work. Presently am hooked. I don't know where and what to do. I currently don't have up to 5k in my account self. As I no gree do yahoo aka jazz. Na wetin my eyes dey see be this.

...any way my gist is getting to long. There is an man that has always been a father to me. He helped me through school. I really thank him. As in he has done alot. The man just like me for no reason.and has been helping me since I was young. Anyway he called me and then after explaining to him how things has been for him.

He called again after a month. He said he has a deal for me.

The deal is that, he wants to sponsor me to go to canada. I forgot to add, he stays in Austria. Him and his family. So the deal is about 2.5 million naira, so he said he going to work everything for me that includes international passport,visa, airplane ticket, accommodation and also the package includes work also. but the deal is that. He will pay about. 850k. To get me there first. Then when am there and have started working I'll pay 1.8 million to the agency $4k.

So that's the deal. The 850k he is just using that to help me.actually he himself he paying 650k to the agency and giving me 200k as pocket money. Then when I get there I can work and give the agency the remaining 1.85 million.

So please guys, what to do you think. My fears is going to a country I don't know anyone at all, there is so much risk involved canada far o and will I be able to pay up the money. I don't want to owe gbese that I can't pay back.

What do you guys think?
Should I go ahead? Or remain in naija?

I have so much fears, that's why am scared of going, what if I go broke?

I have from now till Monday to decide, the processing is starting on Monday

Take the offer bro...
You cant see anyone who will help u just like that, even family members..
Within 1 year u r done paying up that money....
And maybe this man actually wants to test you..
Just agree... sign documents....
And make sure u pay back within the stipulated time..
If I see such offer... i will jump on it.
Anyways i know this man wants to test u.
He wants to see how diligent n trustworthy u are....
And once u pay back...he could give back the whole some to u....
Or use it to send another random person to Canada as well..

Abohboy:
How is it based in Benin? The manufacturer is Udeozor?

Oga check the bottle jor.. aboniki that I use everytime

saintruky:
U mean Loko balm... Blackish in color

Yeah.. last saw it in 2008