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No light since 3days now o

God will bless the engineer who created generator or else....

Welcome to the baby mama’s club.

stupidity:
Whoever made this comment, I’ll find you and appoint you chairman of occasion(high table), VVIP and best man at my wedding, coming up soon!!


After the wedding I’ll appoint you as God father, adviser and counselor of my home.


When you get old, I’ll erect a monument for you with the inscription “best comment in romance section 2019”

When you die I’ll write a letter to the Nigerian government to fix a special day in honor of your service to nairaland.



When you get to heaven I’ll pray to God to make you His special adviser. If Na hell you Dey go I’ll tell Devil to make you his PA.

I wish I can hug this guy right now. I lur you bro!!!

Peace!!!

*wipes tears*

JERRY1925

Special adviser to God? All cos of woman matter chaiii. May God have mercy on you with this your blasphemy, kindly pray to God to forgive you.

Save her the future predicament then. Kindly let go of her . But your next girlfriend, won’t she still bear the same fate? Open up to your family about your health so they won’t use it to rope your future wife.

Cute and mature baby . This one go know-know well well.

Fountainofyouth:
Bitterness will eat the whole of your body, leaving your slimy eyes untouched

Do you want to turn him to a vampire?

Some girls are pro when it comes to stealing .

This topic was created out of spite. A full laid foundation to bash ladies as usual. O.P if this is what you have noticed, kindly zip up or write a public later to president buhari.

let me pass. Wrong thread.

She said she will be taking water to the toilet for him.

I wonder how a sane grown up adult will wear color riot shoes about.

akinreals:
This thing plenty for oshodi for 400card, u dey joke about? Even 500 i no go buy.

Very ugly shoes.

Oh my God, God bless all off you sharing your stories with us. Stories that touch the heart.

This Is so sad.

This thread is for what exactly? Who needs to see your bank statement?

You are gloating.

KINGreignn:
I ugly but my aza beautiful and my wife beautiful. My life beautiful. Baba, you no get any iota of shame as you fugly reach. You worwor pass Dracula. Ape from the apeless.

Ape from the apeless. LMAO

Richnerd69:
I'm sorry, I was rude and I shouldn't have insulted you, but you provoked me.

It's alright... Thanks for your advice.

Sorry too if I was rude. Good wishes to you.

Pretty couple

He wants to kill her kpekus. On top the 40mins he’s saying 2-3 times a week isn’t enough.

Na government work na Dey between her legs?

You have to change. Keep up with her pace , whenever she cums , you stop. Don’t mind if you haven’t satisfy yourself yet. If you keep up the routine maybe with time your body will adjust to hers.

It’s not going to be easy and you may not like it but what choice do you have? 40mins is too much for a daily tumble in the bed.

Try to see a sex therapist too.

NEWBIN:
Don't spoil the fun, I am starting

Answer the senseless question and ask an even more senseless question


Do you chew food with your teeth?

I chew with my feet

Do you wipe your bum bum after using the toilet ?

They did it for people that can’t identify colors.

I do this too.

Richnerd69:
Ginaz, there are many reasons people do things. Letting her come over to get an experience is one, and her kind of person is accommodating and her traits are recognizable, somewhat like sis's... Which is another reason. It's either you have a language problem or an issue with comprehension...anyways I don't seem to like your style of approach.

I think you have more life threatening issues to sulk about. You must be a loner and sick piece. You knew it was a "piece of sh*t" from the beginning, but you just love to deal with sh*t, don't you? like the wingless house-fly that you are.

I chose to ignore you initially, cuz, I wasn't getting any good vibe from you, rather you want to drag this issue like it's a big deal. You are aggressive and you sound pained over people's business. I hope you find happiness someday . It's not healthy to be this frustrated.

Wawu. Me being frustrated at what exactly? The way you guys just throw the word frustration eh? one would think every living soul in the world is. You’re contradicting yourself with each step you make to sound right .

You want to help her, you say you like her, then you say you gonna send her off, come back again to say no.

Mr man, by the time you are through making this mistake , you would be the one frustrated last last. Whatever reason you had the girl, kudos to it. Lemme remove mouth and stop here.

Keep living in a fairytale world, reality is coming soon.

Richnerd69:
No one is talking about marriage here, she's coming for a purpose, to serve, and not just live with me...I just picked Interest in a random friend. She has no other place but I was thinking if she stays for a few month and she's already adapting, then I could get her a place, that's if she would still love to stay back and start a new life in PH after service year.

Oga you talk from both sides of your mouth . You said the reason you wanted her to stay was because she behaves like your sister. She is teachable and Humble, that you really liked her.

You have changed the whole story she wanna serve bla bla bla. She doesn’t have anywhere else to stay. Who brought up the ideal of a life in ph? Was it not you? Who convinced her and called the shots for her to be transferred to ph? Was it not you?

So what’s this whole blabbers of “her serving , picking interest in a friend, she will adapt, bla bla bla “.

You’re not serious o. I regretted wasting my time with this piece of shiiit . The other guy that said you were a fool was right.

frubben:
wow this girls pussy Is intelligent, see as pussy dey speak English for your head . Continue speaking English

Please free the guy. He talks from both sides of his mouth . First it was he liked her reason he moved her to his base.

Secondly, he changed the story to how she was not meeting up to her expectations and sad about her current situation, he wants to help .

Before we see, he don dey talk about how she transferred herself to Abuja.

Now currently saying , if she is adapting to living with him ,he would look for a house for her to stay (this was someone who said he has changed his mind towards that).

That guy is so confused( I don’t wanna use a bad word) . He keeps justifying his selfish interest in the girl . Unlimited sex styles for a whole year.

I’ve already told him to marry the girl if he likes her so much , the guy kept going on and forth making no sense of what he is saying .

Button presser my ass!! . If it was so easy why didn’t the girl’s sister get her a lucrative job in Abuja?

Nobody should bother to give him any advice. It’s a waste of time . He will keep defending his foolish actions spiced with selfishness.

WriterX:
do you know the one thing about us introverts we tend to be the inside out versions of the people we associate with or tend to like so do we like the things they do and know we can't do .

I know so because I am an introvert and prepares a big library of books to read and write and was about to say the same thing as you are which of course is right in all senses ,I wouldn't even mind if my kid someday puts one I don't care really but anyways I decided to share that with you.

Awww this is so sweet of you to share with me. Ya we are weird right? One minute we have adrenaline rushing through the head to try something we know we can’t .

Thanks so much I really do appreciate. I wanna have a big library too when I get married. I love books a lot.

eguarojeona:
You like.Or you have nose,nipple piercings?
Most loose girls would never admit dey are loose.i can relate.Infact if you found them out cheating..they would deny,blame everyone but themselves.This is a red flag.She say she be introvert.Lol

Oga I said I don’t have o, I like, not have .

zexy2030:
My dear, all guys know it, piercing your body isn't fashion, but means in our society, " I don't care, it's my life" a sign of pain and hardness, mostly a sign of I belong to no one.

I said I like it , I didn’t say I have biko.

agarawu23:
GINAZ

Sorry about my bad words but he asked for it.

midnighter:
"It is not normal for a young woman to take the manhood of the man and be swallowing. That is a very dirty thing which supposed not to be heard,” he said"

Rubbish

Typical holier-than-thou stupid judgemental Nigerian attitude.

What does that have to do with the issue at hand?

So if they did missionary you wouldnt have expelled her right? Smh

But it’s really repulsive. Didn’t you see the way she drank the sperm? Yuck!! I was repulsed. I can’t imagine myself doing that. Sperm that’s filled with human fluid.