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bluefilm:
Idiot.
Go and slap your own sons, or don't you have any?
Ewu.

Why are you calling your parents idiot?
It's like you don't want them to give you more indomie. . Common go to them and apologise you small rat.
This is my last advice and the last audience to you Skunk.
Go and play with your age mates. You are far below my generation. Anuofia.

prinsam30:
tell your boyfriend to suck them out for u.... is as simple as that.... my nurse girlfriend had similar situation and I sucked the fvck out of them, till tomorrow she's thanking me for it

Marry her ooo. No be only to svck her breasts mercilessly.

bluefilm:
You should be ashamed the type of low quality porn they were feeding you guys back then

My own generation now gives you real solid hardcöre entertainment in numerous websites scattered all over the world

You will agree with me that my generation is more interesting than your old school generation, or don't you think so?

Boy, from the way you addressed your senior, it is very obvious your so called generation is contending with moral decadence .

If you were one of my tenants' son, I should have given you a very good back hand slap for being so disrespectful. Skunk.

OboOlora:
I will come back to comment later, let me quickly marinate this turkey so hubby n I can eat it with cold almond juice. The kids are with the grandma so we are gonna be fccking all day and everywhere today.

Sorry, you said?

LKO:
You really can't be sure. Our politics is dynamic and always unpredictable. Watch out how APC bigwigs and the grassroot mobilizers would start decamping to PDP in the next two years. No politician want to be idle, they would sooner than expected pledged their loyalty to the incoming governor. This is a fact, a bitter pill to swallow.

Brilliant analysis. Real possible outcome.

bluefilm:
Thank God I was not even born when this nonsense happened.

If not eh... I would have made sure that movie was never released.

How can you be just be showing cheap porn?

If you wanna do porn, do porn.

Don't be giving people hope just like that.

Nonsense.

Very funny. Indomie baby.

I was in year 2 in the university when I watched the movie.

Different lives .

stil:
I'll be selective in this act. I'll rather go for those practical muslim ladies, because they take care of their underneath.

You really know wetin dey. End of discussion.

Muslim girls and their freshness down there is unmatchable

buygala:
He is actually right

If at 40, Nothing has made you fly in an airplane, even if it's from Abuja to Lagos, then there is definitely something wrong with your standard of living and improvement in capacity to afford life's little conveniences


This is my opinion please....I don't have energy for fight

To some extent you are right but not completely .One could be doing fine and may not want to enter flight yet.

One could enter flight at 45 and continues to The extent that if he remembers that he is flying to Germany for a meeting, he will be angry.

Felixalex:
Hebehe

Chai but who owns that pretty little baby girl? Make my son marry her when they grow up

Your son might not like her, let's allow our children to make their own decisions.

No wonder some men will accumulate properties for their children and make them to be lazy. When they grow up, they sell everything.

Parents always worrying too much for their children

chrisifeanyi:
What of me that sleeps 4 hours a day. 1 a.m to 5 a.m?

Don't pride in that.

Some people live up to 62 and die while some are very healthy at 81. The difference could be how they slept and managing their well being.

what goes around comes around.

LadyBeee:
Please i need advice from mature minds. No insults. I'm seeing this very nice and cute guy who makes me happy. He has everything a woman wants in a man. The problem I'm having with him is that he wants me fat, as in really very fat o. He's slim and said his wife had to be fat because he is slim. Anytime I'm with him, he likes to over feed me. We must go to one eatery or the other to eat. If, I'm at his place and he serves me food, after 2 hours he'll start asking me if I'm hungry and would start arranging something for me to eat. He'll always say eat, eat,eat. I'm not a fat person and neither am I thin. I'm just the normal moderate size. I hate fat so much and I normally feel pity for fat people. I don't want to be fat. I have started adding weight. Should I continue to stay in this relationship and get fat or should I call it quits to avoid being fat. I really need expert advice

Does that guy really love you? Don't tell me yes because I completely doubt. Forget the outward show.If you love your Lady, you can never subject her to that. Simple.

[quote author=Hushy2019 post=77565168]Am in pH right now [/quot


where is your visa and flight ticket?
till then

adamooye:
Today is my birthday � bless me with likes�

Why are you relying on people for your happiness and confidence.

Just asking. I

nternal happiness matters a lot to remove depression and suicide tendencies.

HisMajesty1:
Run away from jobs owned by Indians, Lebanese and Filipino's in Nigeria. Job hazards in their companies are usually too much and they don't give a hoot about us.

You love Chinese? because you didn't include them

2buffagain:
Yes you fool...

You are even more idiotic than I thought.

Because you are used to meeting dirty women with filthy privates you thought every woman is like them.

Don't bother to quote me again because you are already placed on ignore mode.Skunk.

My dear OP,

Don't be deceived by that his work work pressure excuses.

Apart from sex, is he romantic to you. I am sure the answer is no.

The only thing that could kill a man's libido for a woman is lack of love for the woman in question.

Or he is seeing another woman.

Confront him and ask him if he wants you or not. That you can't cope with the loneliness again.

I feel for you and the condition you are, nothing pains a woman like not being valued that's the only reason women are tempted to do some undesirable.


Simple truth to you. Don't be deceived by queer answers here.

2buffagain:
Does your pussy stink tho? (Big factor that)
Have you been letting yourself go tho?

Answer these and we go from there.

Must you ask that?That is not enough reason. Poor advice.

jojomario:
Live by the sword, die by the sword.

You could allowed me to say that now, just came to say that before.

Anyway, I must add something.

WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.

Can someone show me where to vomit ,just finished watching those pics.

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]The Hausa Fulani herdsmen once did that to the son of an Igbo farmer and the man went mad, took his gun and wiped them out, including all their cattle. He was a former Biafran soldier. No Hausa Fulani ever passed through that village again.
Lest we forget, Biafra with only 30,000 soldiers faced Nigeria's over 120, 000 soldiers for about three years Nigeria had 25,000 - 50,000 Military casualties while Biafra had 10,000 - 25,000 Military casualties, check the facts on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Civil_War.
If they provoke us again, this time around Biafra will be bigger and larger than them and they will no longer have the support of the middle belt, south-south and south-west and many non-Muslims in the entire north will not support them as they FOOLISHLY did during the Nigerian Civil War.[/size]

Well spoken.

Nothing of such can happen in the South-eastern part of the country.

Trust those south easterners. The last time a hausa dangote driver and his motor boy killed a traffic officer that was put in their vehicle to take the two useless offenders to their office.They killed the traffic officer, the igbo mob mobilised immediately to kill them but they ran away to the barracks but the truck was burnt instantly. They were lucky to escape and hidden by the hausa soldiers that took them to the barracks.The soldiers unfortunately appeared at the scene all of a sudden.Probably they were passing at that moment.

I trust south easterners, that is why you hardly hear such news in the east unlike our part of this country.

EVILFOREST:
Come to IJAWLAND and see the worst..

I can never advise anyone to marry an IJAW LADY

I was just laughing and saying so in my mind before I saw your post.

You will see somebody wearing a pant, yes a pant that could barely cover the bu.ttocks, with short t-shirt to buy something early morning or late in the evening.

Thanks Dammy.

I got that.

Ginomel: I appreciate your wonderful response on this thread.
What if one works outside the country and wants to visit US during a one month leave, how long does it take to do an application and approval to enable the person meet the one month deadline for the visa issuance and vacation.?

Abujaniv, waiting for your response, I mean coming to Nigeria to do the application
The time for the application to approval.

I appreciate your wonderful response on this thread.

What if one works outside the country and wants to visit US during a one month leave, how long does it take to do an application and approval to enable the person meet the one month deadline for the visa issuance and vacation.?

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cejo: @Spyder,pls im a professional builder currently in warri Delta state.I ve a building job to start in PH early next year pls may I know the cost of the granite u are using and location where u bought it and it tonnage,also what's the cost of sharp sand and location of purchase and current cost of cement.I wil appreciate ur answers.

Can I see the building you have done ,No offence

A good topic, I have never been a banker but I think this issue is applicable to those in Oil and Gas that are not regular staff ie those on contract.

Hi Fellow Nairalanders,
I think it will be very lovely for us to say our age here.It does not matter since it is somehow a faceless forum.

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PLEASE,MODERATOR END THIS THREAD. AT LEAST TO SAVE THE REMAINING PIECES OF MY HEART THAT IS BROKEN BY ALL THAT I HAVE READ.

OH GOD,COMFORT ALL THOSE THAT HAVE LOST A DEAR ONE, MY DAD I LOST SINCE 2009 IS A BAD NEWS FOR ME TILL TOMORROW.

MODERATOR, END THIS THREAD PLEASE, SO MUCH SORROW THAT SLEEPING WILL BE A CHALLENGE