₦airaland Forum

stil:
I'll be selective in this act. I'll rather go for those practical muslim ladies, because they take care of their underneath.

buygala:
He is actually right

If at 40, Nothing has made you fly in an airplane, even if it's from Abuja to Lagos, then there is definitely something wrong with your standard of living and improvement in capacity to afford life's little conveniences


This is my opinion please....I don't have energy for fight

Felixalex:
Hebehe

Chai but who owns that pretty little baby girl? Make my son marry her when they grow up

chrisifeanyi:
What of me that sleeps 4 hours a day. 1 a.m to 5 a.m?

LadyBeee:
Please i need advice from mature minds. No insults. I'm seeing this very nice and cute guy who makes me happy. He has everything a woman wants in a man. The problem I'm having with him is that he wants me fat, as in really very fat o. He's slim and said his wife had to be fat because he is slim. Anytime I'm with him, he likes to over feed me. We must go to one eatery or the other to eat. If, I'm at his place and he serves me food, after 2 hours he'll start asking me if I'm hungry and would start arranging something for me to eat. He'll always say eat, eat,eat. I'm not a fat person and neither am I thin. I'm just the normal moderate size. I hate fat so much and I normally feel pity for fat people. I don't want to be fat. I have started adding weight. Should I continue to stay in this relationship and get fat or should I call it quits to avoid being fat. I really need expert advice

adamooye:
Today is my birthday � bless me with likes�

HisMajesty1:
Run away from jobs owned by Indians, Lebanese and Filipino's in Nigeria. Job hazards in their companies are usually too much and they don't give a hoot about us.

2buffagain:
Yes you fool...

2buffagain:
Does your pussy stink tho? (Big factor that)
Have you been letting yourself go tho?

Answer these and we go from there.

jojomario:
Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]The Hausa Fulani herdsmen once did that to the son of an Igbo farmer and the man went mad, took his gun and wiped them out, including all their cattle. He was a former Biafran soldier. No Hausa Fulani ever passed through that village again.
Lest we forget, Biafra with only 30,000 soldiers faced Nigeria's over 120, 000 soldiers for about three years Nigeria had 25,000 - 50,000 Military casualties while Biafra had 10,000 - 25,000 Military casualties, check the facts on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Civil_War.
If they provoke us again, this time around Biafra will be bigger and larger than them and they will no longer have the support of the middle belt, south-south and south-west and many non-Muslims in the entire north will not support them as they FOOLISHLY did during the Nigerian Civil War.[/size]

EVILFOREST:
Come to IJAWLAND and see the worst..

I can never advise anyone to marry an IJAW LADY

Ginomel: I appreciate your wonderful response on this thread.
What if one works outside the country and wants to visit US during a one month leave, how long does it take to do an application and approval to enable the person meet the one month deadline for the visa issuance and vacation.?

cejo: @Spyder,pls im a professional builder currently in warri Delta state.I ve a building job to start in PH early next year pls may I know the cost of the granite u are using and location where u bought it and it tonnage,also what's the cost of sharp sand and location of purchase and current cost of cement.I wil appreciate ur answers.

ogakpatakpata: @Ginomel...................welcome to the emirates; it is not really about me or justi4jesu, but, to all members of this wonderful kingdom, so all your appreciation is hereby extended to all........l wish you speed, favour and direction...thanks for your kind comments.

ogakpatakpata: Where are you travelling to?.................since you have your e-ticket, go straight to the airline counter that you are travelling with and collect your boarding pass, from there you proceed to face my good friends immigration/customs/Ndlea etc., ask questions within the airport, there are lots of airport officials or airline officials on ground, approach them and they will guide and direct you, don't behave like a JJC or else they will use you to celebrate their weekend ooooooo!!!!

justi4jesu: Just pray for journey mercies and keep a calm face, they always want to get something from 1st timers either by hook or crook, because they are gonna sweet talk you and if u prove headstrong they will start giving you some charges...lol, I always laugh whenever I talk about our international airport because they just wake up everyday and are ready to catch any 1st time mugu dat will fall for them. Make sure you hold naira ooo, because since you are a guy, anyhow u preach your gospel, you must tip them...lol...safe trip

ogakpatakpata: @Ginomel..............There is no big deal about the airport,........do the followings.........dress properly+ have your hotel reservation handy+ answer immigration and all security apparatus in the airport very well+ dont give bribe to anybody+ arrive on time to check in and collect your boarding pass+ make sure you have good eye contacts when answering their questions+ dont be nervous, be relaxed, they are Nigerians like you + pray to whatever you believe in.........................goodluck

fr3do: Like how much will someone pay for a flight from benin to lagos?