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Failure2019:
In the bin .

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Pounded yam and banga soup.

Bro Gboyega, you are doing well.

BlueRayDick:
Happy Sunday

Is like you will be my new neighbor o, nice food

Akposy:
Jollof rice served with fried chicken wing, beef and dodo. This was washed down with my homemade juice.

Juice was made with plenty pineapple, cloves, sweet basil and Malabar spinach from my garden

Agba Chef, as I no go fit chop the food, make I like the picture. You are doing well. This cash crunch no reach your side.

Akposy:
I made and ate waffles for the first time yesterday!!!! It was delicious. I bought this waffle maker since last year and I have been dragging on making the waffles…but, I did it yesterday!

The toppings was my signature Bailey avocado ice cream filled with chocolate shavings and topped with strawberry, candied cherry and cashew nuts. I also drizzled with some light amber honey


Recipe
1 Cup all-purpose flour (120g)
1/2 tablespoon baking powder
1/8 cup sugar (25g)
1 large egg
1/4 cup melted butter or vegetable oil
1 cup milk (250mL)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Mix the dry ingredients in one bowl
Mix the wet ingredients in another bowl
Add the wet to the dry
Mix well; don’t over mix
Put about 1/4 cup per waffle plate
Serve with fruits, honey, cream and/or chicken

Akposy, please be my neighbor na , at least if you no give me chop, I go volunteer as apprentice, so I fit learn too

BlueRayDick:
Oti zeh!

Red snapper ( someone here informed me that was the name of the fish ) in pepper soup

Nice one, a ponmo-less dish

Please foodlanders,

I am looking for a job, I am into data entry and I have teaching experience (ICT Teacher). If anyone can assist, I will be glad. I am based in Port Harcourt.

@Pocohantas, please come and guide on freelancing. Na beg o. Make this hardship no swallow me.

Thank you.

Abeg who go do Christmas for me?

BlueRayDick:
The local me thought it was ice cream on ponmo till I saw the brown sugar pack and the apple

You too like ponmo

Baba don go expose himself. Lecturers are coming for you. . Na him coursemate I just pity, because the lecturers will increase the difficulty level of the exams by 50%

I am so sorry for your loss. Your boy will be okay.
This is so sad.

Cc Dominique
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

Please move this to front page

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kokaiye:
pls tell me how u did it abeg!!!! Mind u... I cnt stand d cry of a baby, reason y i alwz succumb to giv him formula

I kept making suck o. Until he forgot about the bottle. It was my mum that noticed that he was rejecting breast because I was feeding him the excess breastmilk I kept in the bottle.

You just have to strong your mind.

kokaiye:
Goodmorning... N happy monday to u all.

Here to rant small cs i am frustrated .
Baby decide not to suck brez oooo ... I tried all i could, breast milk didnt come out quick enof for 4days so during dis 4days i got him formula to drink cs e gaz eat now n doing everytin possible to mk brezmilk com forth.. U know, i did hot water breast massage, breast pump, pressing n pressing, drink oat, tea, notin came out... Den i google n firm my ans fenugreek capsule... Bought d almighty expensive pill, used it n it worked, brezmilk started comin out... Then i gave bobo mk him suck oooo.... Him no gree suck, just dey carry mouth comot.... Ha!!! I was lik wat is dis bayii, me dt plan to do EBF... Dis is how my plan just scatter lik dt, e does tk d brez milk frm bottle but expressing milk everytin is time consuming, painful n exhausting n drink firmula lik a pro. So dis is how EBF is thrown out of d window by my stubborn baby . i ve my plan, baby too hv his.... Imagine!!! So i will now b spendin moni buyin formula, Ha!! Nawao!!!!. End of rant

Sorry mama, my baby tried this too . I change am for am . I always put to breast, i stopped the bottle until he started sucking.

legendsmother:
God see cake Nd puff puff

My mum forbibds me from eating a lot of things o

Am stuck on pap, peppersoup, n ohwo soup
Then rice occasionally , abi Na only me waka come??

D hot water dey bath me with can kill chicken o

Where una dey see cake chop?
Abi Na to comot for house go chop am? Hmmmm ormugwu don hit on me

It is like we share the same mum Did she add drinking hot water and hot tea? Sorry, manage it for now. It will soon be over. My mum will say, it is for your own good

kokaiye:
Time 4 my BS!!!!!! YES!!!

As my prince charming dey sleep, mk i use dt time write my BS (its like my baby go like sleep gan ooo, mk i no complain cs e good , i c y guy man no dey move much 4 belle )

To my story.

So i ve being having contraction since 34weeks but d contractn only happen in d midnight, me no dey worry cs e too early... But at d same time guy man no dey move much except i rob my belly n e will move to where i touch, dtz one of d signs i knw dt all is well by 35weeks 5days i was worried about his movement so i went to d hospital to complain so a CTG monitor was placed on me to monitor the babies movement n hrtbeat till d following day guy man moved well cs e like wen somtin touch my belle, e would move to d sight of where ots bein touched n his heartbeat reading was very perfect, went 4 scan all was well... So doctor said all is well dt i can go home. So i went home n baby movement improved a lil, n wen he is quite i stopped bordering mysef until i started having strong contraction every night but i was being stubborn i didnt phone d hospital 2 complain cs i want baby to reach 40weeks.... In d morning my body was alwz bk to normal until midnight i start contracting again... Den baby begin hois pattern of not moving well again... So at my appointment of 39weeks i complained to d doctor about baby movement so she refer me to triage department where dey check baby movement n wen baby dont move well n one is already full term, na inductn straight... So i was placed on d CTG 4 baby movement 4 1hr n baby only moved once, na so doc said i wud b induced dt very day, i shouted "induced"? I wasnt prepared, fear catch me... So doc said dey really dont knw wat causes baby not to move much in d womb, it can b caused by many factors since i am full term dt its safe 4 baby to come out now dan to b guessin dt all is well.. Naso i call husband say am gonna b induced, husband too shock... So i was transfer to anoda department 4 further examination... So d CTG was put on me again, not long i started contracting back to back.... D midwife was like madam u r in labour, u dont even need to be induced, i told her i ve been contracting like dis 4 long, dt d contractn stops in d morning... She dis VE n she confirmed dt i was in labour... So i was transfer to d labour waiting room.
Morning come n as usual contractn stopped but as God will it, i ws usher into d labour room at 8am, different consultant came to givee consultation machine was plug unto me to monitor my hrtbear, baby hrtbeat n how i ws contracting... A doctor came in to advice me to tk epidural, i was doin strong woman sayin dt i dont want so d doc went away.... Time to Break my water, eh God!!! Come n c shout wen dey were tryna break water... D pain ehhh.... I just told d midwife abeg bring me epidural, i am not doing strong woman again lol... So dey brought in d person dt will fix d epidural into my spine... Omo!!! Oyinbo do go far!!!! Til dey start d injectn of epidural to finish, i didnt feel any single pain like dis... All went smoothly... Wen dey even put hand inside me... I just knw say hand dey inside me, no pain at all... So dey pop d water but d water didnt come out immediately, i had to sit on d bouncing ball... All dis while no contractn stil... 2hrs later water started coming out... Lots of water... Even as water came out i was still not contracting n its already 1pm... My son stil chillaxing in d womb like say nothing dey bother him... By 2pm s mid wife suggest oxytocin, omo!! Fear caught me bcs of wat i do hear people sayin about dt drip.. Midwife told me we had no choice dan to use it ooo... I sha give up... All dis while i stil dey quote here... Naso dem carry oxy come oo... Pass d drip inside me.... Tnx to d epidural i didnt feel it much... Den contraction started comin but was irreguar n short... Midwife did VE, ws 3cm hmmm i was lik today na today... By 4pm contractn was gettin better n longer, naso midwife told me to turn oó say she wan do smtin, d turning i made made me hv dis mighty contractn i couldnt move, n i felt lik i wanna poo, midwife was lik dtz a gud sign, she demand to check me, wen she did i was fully dilated... Oya time 4 pushing... It was d most painless pushin i ve ever had, i didnt feel any pain, just pressure of baby comin out... I felt him coming out but d pushing no b here... Baby came out easy but wit tears ooo exactly 5:04pm imagine...!!! Tears again *roll eyes* ... Midmife sew me up, i felt not a tin til dey finish... Omo!!! Frm today on, i b fan of epidural abeg ... My labour was slow, it took almost 24hrs but tnk God we r here. Allahu Akbar!!!!.

End of BS.

Congratulations Mama.

Omakraid:
For the March mamas that are yet to deliver, We will read you BAs and BS on this thread by the grace of God.

To all April mamas starting from cappo miracletoday I command you all to go and pack your hospital bags in Jesus name. The spirit of laziness and going for shopping and ending up with Pizza and Yoghurt, get out in Jesus name.. So that labour won't start at the pizza plaza when they haven't packed their bags. Imagine porting to March, make una dey ready bikonu,, I know its not easy. Una ndo

My May people, make we dey do small small too oo, make we dey ready hospital list.

God will strengthen us all and make us deliver like the Hebrew women. Amen

Tell them o. My slogan has always been...

...na you give baby date , baby never give you date o. Please pack your hospital bag as early as possible

kokaiye:
Mk una no dey encourage things wey go cause rashes 4 ur new baby body.... Fragrance is a no no 4 new babies... Deir skin is too sensitive 4 d chemicals dey use in producing it... Mk una no crowd d new mum nairaland thread with hello mamas in d house, my baby have dis rashes on his body, pls wat can i do? Yen yen yen!!! is d coconut oil smell frm d adi agbon not enof 4 una?! ~(＾◇^)/

Why are mothers running away from natural things?

My first son used olive oil from head to toe, from birth till now (he is 3years old). My 5 months old is currently using ori (local one not jimpo o). I am even using palm kernel oil. It is good for the skin.

I am actually afraid of too much chemicals. That's why I rinse my children's clothes over and over again until the water is clear and devoid of foam from detergent or soap.

Funky123:
BA! BA! BA!


Baby Zee made his grand entrance today around 12pm weighing 3.4kg via elective CS

Edd 19/22
DOB 11/03

God has done it for me,, this feeling is so surreal
Mother, father and baby

I am still recuperating from CS pain, I will be back. wishing everyone a safe delivery

Glory!!! My Funkymama! Congratulations, glory to God in the highest. May God bless your son and give your family reasons to smile through his entrance. Amen.

You need to see me dancing ooooo

Quick recovery to you.

Funky123:
I am fine mama
2 more days to check in
I am nervous, to enter NL self no Dey my mind
Hard girl hard girl, i don humble o

My own special Funkymama . The Joy of the Lord is your strength. God has gone ahead of you already. Do not fear. You and LO will be fine by the Grace of God. You will recover very fast, you sef go shock.

1stymom:
To the mums in the �... Please, I have a question and curious as well about cravings?

I read that when one crave for sweet foods you should be expecting a girl but if you crave for salty foods you're likely to end up with a boy... How true is this??

To all the moms that have given birth to either a baby boy or girl... Can you share your experience on this?

Happy Sunday and safe delivery to the next mom(s) in line.

Leave all this old wives tale. I have 2 boys and I ate anything I liked, including sweet things

Funky123:
Fine mama, we are doing great
We have been booked for this new week we are entering tomorrow, my BA go land soon

Glory!!! May God go ahead of you and make the process easy. Amen. The Funkymama will finally get to wear her shoes soon

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

●First photo ~ Jollof Rice

●Second photo ~ Sea food

Happy new week everyone ♥️

Preston can I be your neighbor?

jeffersonsam:
You can use mosquito bat. This will kill mosquito and gives good sleep. You can also use some gel and coil.

That bat did nothing o

Brian47:
Op never heard of Rambo insecticide

No. Only know of the powder

Hamzashaf99:
Not really. Just you know how those last days be like, the laziness.

And DH doesn't help matters. Let's buy this, there's no time, it will soon be Sept... He kept delaying and na so me too follow am. That's why I now advise other women to pack hospital bag from 7 months.

If you see the way those nurses insult me finish that day, I no mind them since I don five birth finish hitch free, but I no wan any repeat of that episode.

That is why I said, na you give baby date, baby never give you date. I learnt it during my 2nd child's birth at 36 weeks, thank God I had prepared my hospital bag. If not ...

sheycrown:
Happy Valentine's day

You chop mama, you still chop pikin

Glozzy239:
My princess arrived yesterday.
Edd 11th of February
DOB 11th of February
BS loading..
Thank mummies for the advice and guidances
Safe delivery to all the mothers expecting their babies... There shall be no loss.
Congratulations to everyone that has welcome their babies.
God bless you all

Congratulations. I finally have a Birthday mate

Halcyon123:
If your lucky bah,this is sha from my father in-law's farm

Wahala for who no get father in-law

Halcyon123:
Una good morning, I don bring buns. Who go supply chilled coke?

God when? I need to do this

Funky123:
This picture was taken at exactly 34 weeks on Sunday
I Dey slay this bump no be small Anyways I am not gonna miss it
I want to join 38weeks delivery Geng abeg when should I start eating pineapple, dates and orishirishi

The real Funky mama. I can see why you miss your shoes. . I hail you. You look good

Halcyon123:
Good morning

Please o, are you sure you are pregnant like this?
This back to back food ehhnn