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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Admires His Brand New Riffle (video) by Glitcher: 7:33pm On Nov 13, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
That's not even the original AK47.
That's the Chinese variety, the one that jams due to area expansitivty through conduction follwing persistent firing. Highly unreliable!
Don't talk if your facts are not certain. The Nigerian army does not use any Chinese guns. That looks like bery not AK
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Admires His Brand New Riffle (video) by Glitcher: 7:27pm On Nov 13, 2022
Haveyoueatentod:
New Kala with no scope no extended magazine no foregrip and no stock grin grin grin
you think say na COD ? Lol
InvestmentRe: Crypto Is Not Just For Me, Massive Loss (millions Gone Under 2 Days by Glitcher: 5:44pm On Nov 11, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
So due to how Naira misbehaving.

I went and withdrew 70% of my savings from the bank and bought $19,000 worth of USDT at N863 per dollar on binance p2p

Guess what.


I just check and they're currently selling usdt there at 722 naira.



My hard earned money just lost like that


I just deleted the app... If they like let them make it drop to N400


Crypto have really delt with me



Last year it was one merchant token that ripped me off $2000
Then Shiba Inu ripped me $1200


Anytime I do anything crypto related I lose money


Will anyone advice me to sell my USDT now at 722 and accept my loss or wait untill December if Naira will lose value further to say N900 to a dollar


Will dollar be scarce in December?


Honest opinions
calm down, the naira is a shit coin. It's pumping because of a new policy but people will find their way around this new policy soon and the crash against dollar will continue. I'm only selling my usdt after the first economic policy by the new administration come next year. Any policy not drawn at increasing foreign investment is no threat to the downtrend. Try and also diversify your portfolio, its not very wise to hold only usdt.
EducationRe: At 24 I Still Reason Like Teenagers. by Glitcher: 11:35am On Nov 10, 2022
brightmorningst:
I don't know whether it's due to the fact I'm an introvert or maybe because I have lost connection with most of my secondary school friends.. to me I feel I'm just normal but people always tell me I don't act mature.. something happened today where I work,I have a colleague who is 17 years old, he somehow has a huge stature you will think he is around 22, somehow I became friend with this guy, not until today we had a discussion that made him ask for my age,I said 24 he was surprised and said wow. I said do I really look that young, he says not really "but the way I behave".

He pain me, but I just comot eye.

I also noticed I crush on secondary school girls sometimes,I will feel as if we are age mates, I even feel as if I'm age mates with the lil boys still in ss3 at time.
And I believe this is due to the fact I couldn't secure admission since I finished secondary school in 2016,I just got admission this year but I've lost interest already cuz most of my mates are done with school. And I still thought to myself today that if I go to school now,I will start mingling with underage and my mind will be growing at the same pace with them.

I'm not happy at all.

I need your advice please.


pardon my grammatical errors.
what kind of company do you keep
CelebritiesRe: Late Rico Swavey Was Not Drunk – Family, Witness by Glitcher: 7:57pm On Oct 27, 2022
KingAzubuike:
Haha when I rushed my late dad to the hospital, the doctor used a steth to confirm he was dead on arrival. I asked how he arrived at that conclusion, he said he has no pulse lol. We've seen cases where victims with no heartbeat/pulse are brought back to life through defibrillators or CPR. I begged him to at least try something. The way the doctor just dey sluggish like he was clueless made me lose hope instantly. Our health care system in nigeria is in so much decay. An emergency situation is synonymous to a death sentence. In developed countries you go see as doctors , nurses and paramedics go dey rush and run helter-skelter to attend to a victim during emergencies in A&E. For naija here dem go just dey waka and yawn like they forced them to do the job.
direct your anger and aggression to your politicians who have refused to improve the healthcare sector.
Nairaland GeneralOne Picture To Describe The Flood In Bayelsa by Glitcher(op): 1:10pm On Oct 18, 2022
There is no word to describe this level of suffering. The canoe is now the bedroom, kitchen and bathroom. People are suffering and the government palliative may not even reach her , whatever way you can assist please don't hesitate.

CrimeRe: 3 Nurses Arrested In Delta Over Removal Of Dead Child’s Body Parts by Glitcher: 6:40am On Oct 11, 2022
It doesn't add up, before they took the child home did they not notice an eye,ear and nose was missing?
PoliticsRe: Viral Video Of Nigerian Soldiers Praying To God Before Fighting With Insurgents by Glitcher: 9:08am On Sep 13, 2022
Kriss216:
It takes a foolish person to die for Nigeria.
they're dying for you, Mr. Ungrateful.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Glitcher: 6:25am On Jul 03, 2022
Anny505:
Congratulations to IZZY, he just made drake some cool money
low risk gamble ,high return. Cannonier wasn't really a challenge. He didn't even fight vetorri, Costa,whittaker and Got a shot...definitely unprepared.
PoliticsRe: NAF Airstrikes Eliminate Bandit Kingpin, Dogo-Umaru, 41 Others by Glitcher: 10:26pm On Feb 16, 2022
I see how Seun, lalasticlala, and Nairaland mods are always eager to push anti-doctors topics to the Frontpage. Let him continue to play his part in the destruction of the institutions in this country. Other countries cherish their Healthcare workers but we choose to ridicule ours, what a shame. A race of stagnant minds.
PoliticsRe: Abia Cattle Market Killings: Arewa Youths Give ‘last Warning’ by Glitcher: 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2022
I see how Seun, lalasticlala, and Nairaland mods are always eager to push anti-doctors topics to the Frontpage. Let him continue to play his part in the destruction of the institutions in this country. Other countries cherish their Healthcare workers but we choose to ridicule ours, what a shame. A race of stagnant minds.
HealthRe: Doctor Refused To Pay For My Husband's Physiotherapy Services, Fights Him. by Glitcher: 10:21pm On Feb 16, 2022
I see how Seun, lalasticlala, and Nairaland mods are always eager to push anti-doctors topics to the Frontpage. Let him continue to play his part in the destruction of the institutions in this country. Other countries cherish their Healthcare workers but we choose to ridicule ours, what a shame. A race of stagnant minds.
BusinessRe: ​​A Loan App Is Threatening Me! Help! by Glitcher: 7:31am On Nov 30, 2021
mauriceju2:
there are laws regulating loan/interest rates in Nigeria, let the loan apps follow the laws and regulation. According to the law, no lender can prosecute any defaulter until after 1 year of owing, according to the law and regulation in Nigeria, interest rate is maximum of 48% per annum which is 4% monthly. wicked lenders and their agents loan their money out to receive interest as high as 50% weekly /monthly plus capital. That is unspeakable evil of man to another man and if you cannot see it then it is because you yourself are part of this grave wickedness to humanity, they all know their business is wicked that is why they are hiding from CBN and others regulators,
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grin I almost thought I had another account then I remembered copy and paste, spread the word, the more people are aware the better for us.
HealthRe: Brain Drain: We’re Exporting Our Best Doctors - Innocemt Uja by Glitcher: 11:24am On Nov 29, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
It beats my imagination how the FG sits by with reckless abandon and allow trained hands it trained or substantially subsidised their training to immediately graduate and head overseas to work there leaving their parents behind for others to care and attend to.

If you go overseas, you better take your family along, especially your parents. This is because nobody here will take you serious when you are overseas and start suggesting interventions when your parents get into health crisis. It happened recently with Dr Malaifa. Nigerian health care professionals who stay back mock them with "sebi it is us who can't go overseas to practice too and abandon our parents? ". Even if you are staying far from Nigeria because you are from a dysfunctional family system here at home, to avoid stories that touch, take your parents along or that Nigerian system you cheated will , sadly, consume them. I know few who come home only for funerals of their parents and it's sad listening to their accounts of how their parents die without reaping the benefits of having children who are healthcare professionals.

Those who stayed behind to develop and serve their fatherland could as well have left like you too. As we type here, Cuban health care professionals will hardly leave their country and considered one of the least paid in the world but for the love for their country and parents, they stay within their country and serve. Since all these years we have been "exporting " doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses etc overseas, we have never seen any of our 'exports' on Forbes list or rank high among wealthy Nigerians, making one to wonder if they are truly that successful financially overseas. I even see a few do better here than some overseas! So who is NMA fooling?

Honestly, I blame the FG for not putting measures in place to get value for taxpayers who they used their money to train the NMA members. It's completely unacceptable.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las, they always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
some of us have decided we would not be alive and let lesser men make decisions over our life. You my friend are a far lesser mind.
HealthRe: Ayoade Olatunbosun-Alakija BBC Interview On Omicron COVID In South Africa by Glitcher: 11:09am On Nov 29, 2021
shigoslim:
African ! African ! Oh my African.
What is our problems? Can we conclude that African is an intellectual deficiency . Why must we depends on western world to survive? Why is it difficult for us to place priority on science than religion? Why is African leaders looking down on themself? [/color]


Its always saddens me when I could not locate African in MAP science and technology. We are blessed naturally, We have everything that can make us great even be in the forefront of leadership. The African youth have been left hidden. African leaders should place priority to African youth, motivate, empower more importantly leave power for them.[color=#990000]



The African youth has every potential, intellectual capacity, courage, strive in hazardous environment to survive and can motion the affairs of our great continent. [/color]

The African youths can challenge the western world if given the rightful tools. Human capital is more necessary than fiscal capital. For centuries less were placed on human capital development in every part of African nations upto date . The sense of incurring fiscal capital has put many African nations into debt and economic depression, even causing hyperinflation.
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When do African realized this , and change our ways of life. We need to reorganize our society, have a serious sense discussions that everything is not about using forces, anger, superiority power to achieve things. [/color]



The western world we continue to look down on us as intellectual deficiency continents in many years to come. [color=#990000]
I would like to link up with you off Nairaland if you don't mind.
SportsRe: Nigeria. Vs Cape Verde: World Cup Qualifiers: (1 - 1) - Full Time by Glitcher: 6:40pm On Nov 16, 2021
tutudesz:
CAR winning would knock us out, so Liberia winning is very important
only one team qualifies for next round. Top team.
PoliticsOn The Ijaw And British Oil War by Glitcher(op): 1:06pm On Nov 13, 2021
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TravelRe: Adventure In Ireland by Glitcher: 6:45pm On Nov 12, 2021
Chiggsglover:
*STEP BY STEP PROCESS OF BECOMING A UNITED KINGDOM REGISTERED NURSE (UKRN)*

▪️Get an international passport

▪️ Preferably, write and pass IELTS/OET before starting the process as it is presumed to be the most challenging of all.
▫️IELTS (about 75k)- Minimum Of Listening-7.0, Writing- 6.5, Reading- 7.0, Speaking- 7.0 and Overall - 7.0 .
▫️ Occupation English Test (OET, it is about 140k currently) - Minimum of Reading - B, Writing - C+, Listening - B, Speaking- B.

▪️Open an account with NMC UK via online.nmc-uk.org

▪️Pay £140 (you can pay directly yourself with a mastercard) after filling in the required information. At this stage, you need to upload the data page of your international passport, certificate (notification can be used here if your certificate isn't available yet) and IELTS/OET result (optional at this point).
You'll have a personalized NMC portal through which you can monitor your progress all through the whole registration process.

▪️ Pay #17,500 on remitta (pay online if you are outside Abuja and someone is to submit for you but if in Abuja, you can pay online or in a bank). Alongside evidence of payment, send the photocopies of the following documents to NMCN office (preferably Abuja office)
▫️ Notification/Certificate
▫️ License (front and back)
▫️ Letter requesting for verification and good standing (you must include your CRM number here, this CRM number can be found at the top left corner of the mail NMC UK sends after you must have paid £140. The letter should be addressed to NMCN and should include your name and the exact thing you want i.e verification and good standing with NMC UK.
▫️ Birth certificate
You might have to wait for weeks to be verified by NMCN, some pay for fast tracking though.

▪️Wait to be verified and get an authorization to test email from Pearson (the organization that handles the CBT exam) to book CBT.
Book the CBT (£83) and write the exam. You can buy a voucher for this on https://www.mindhub.co.uk/. You will get a voucher code within 24-48 hours which you can input when you get to the payment stage of your CBT booking on Pearson site.

▪️Fill the final form by NMC UK which includes an upload of name of medical regulator, police clearance, notification/certificate and IELTS(academics)/OET result (without this, you can't progress beyond this stage and you must have the expected bands) among others.

▪️Pay the final registration fee of £153 to NMC UK. This is needed so that you can get your pin from NMC UK (this pin is more like a license to practice).

▪️Wait to have good standing done by NMCN (You don't need to pay for this, the #17,500 covers it).

▪️ You can start looking for a job at any stage but preferably, start searching for jobs after you must have passed CBT and IELTS/OET. You can either get an agent or apply directly on nhs.jobs, tracjobs and indeed.co.uk for jobs in National Health Service (NHS) hospitals but for care homes, apply on http://www.carehome.co.uk. The benefits for care home vs NHS vary, choosing one depends on what you want and try researching on both before making a choice. Generally, care homes are believed to pay more but NHS hospitals are better for career advancement. Alternatively, you can send emails to some trusts to show interest in working for them.

▪️After getting an offer you are comfortable with (the "comfortable with" is very important), sign the offer letter and send your documents to the trust. Do not sign more than one offer though you can have more than one (max should be 3 please, don't go beyond that as we are trying not to cause problems for others). Note that when you apply directly, you might have to fund your visa and ticket yourself while you get a refund on getting to the UK (this isn't always the case though), agents on the other hand pay for these upfront. Just ensure you read your offer letter well to know what the trust is offering. The choice is all yours to make at the end of the day. You might have to try both actually because getting offers isn't as easy as before due to the backlogs Covid19 has caused.


This was nicely written by Onyekwe Chi ya Ekwe on the Telegram group. Cheers!!!
how can I join the telegram group sir.
PoliticsRe: Policemen Detained Engineer For Having Binance App In Lagos by Glitcher: 1:39pm On Nov 09, 2021
Candidlady:
Nigerian police are just so pathetic! And it is nat bout their salary bin little. They are just greedy by default especially the men!!



i dedicate this FTC to everyone out there fighting one addiction or the other! STAY STRONG
they are a perfect reflection of the average Nigerian.
FamilyRe: My Uncle Is In A State Of Dilemma. by Glitcher: 10:42am On Nov 08, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.....

This story doesn't add up

And it doesn't hold water
poorly scripted. Lol
SportsRe: I'm Suffering From Gambling Addiction What Can I Do by Glitcher: 10:20am On Nov 08, 2021
Oluwadrey44:
Addiction
if you have a job already there's a responsible way to divert your money away from gambling.
CrimeRe: Help! A Loan App Agent Keeps Blackmailing Me by Glitcher: 1:25pm On Nov 05, 2021
Jwonder:
If you feel the interest rate is too high why then do you collect the loan, why not go to the bank with collateral and collect a loan.
AS I HAVE ALWAYS STATED, don't take a loan if you're not okay with the interest rate.

So if I give you a loan in exchange for your life, will you accept it?
this is like asking a drowning person why he grabbed onto a stick. Even if you tell them the interest rate is 100% weekly they will take it to survive. The government knows this and that is why they set up laws to regulate wicked people like you. If any of your debtors sue you to court you will definitely lose. If I didn't have to deal with my mother's loans I wouldn't know how much you guys take advantage of Nigerians but don't worry, we are coming for you the wicked ones. Soon you'll run away from giving illegal loans.
CrimeRe: Help! A Loan App Agent Keeps Blackmailing Me by Glitcher: 9:30am On Nov 05, 2021
Jwonder:
You're sick in the head, he downloaded their app by himself and accepted the T&C, nobody forced him.
Don't take a loan and later cry that the interest rate is high.
People like you want to take loans and pay back anytime you feel like, and how do you expect the company to pay its workers?
don't be a sissy, there are laws regulating interest rates, let the loan apps follow the laws is what I'm saying. According to the law, no lender can prosecute until after 1 year of oweing, interest rate is maximum of 48% per annum which is 4% monthly. If you are not also another wicked lender then I am sure you will not be supporting this. People no longer invest in business in Nigeria, they loan their money out to receive interest as high as 25% monthly plus capital. That is unspeakable evil of man to another man and if you cannot see it then it is because you yourself are part of this grave wickedness to humanity.
CrimeRe: Help! A Loan App Agent Keeps Blackmailing Me by Glitcher: 9:23am On Nov 05, 2021
NGArmyTerrorist:
There are many banks that are given loans to people, if a particular company didn't work for him, he should look for another. Just the same thing when you are pricing a chicken and your money is not enough to the the bigger one you needed then you got no other choice than opt for a cheaper one (the same thing with interest in a loan). Loan apps failed on their own way by evading people privacy through their app but that's only way to deal with a typical cronic Nigerian debtor. You want it sharp sharp! Be ready to pay higher interest just like when you borrow credit from MTN or Airtel and moreover why is it that people don't complain about borrowing airtime from mtn.
which bank do you expect him to get 3000 loan from? Someone who needs to borrow 3k must be very broke, adding illegally high interest rates on top the capital is unspeakable evil. Many of these people who are chronic debtors are so because most times the interest rates are so high they have to borrow Peter to pay Paul, in the end they become tangled. I believe most of you supporting this are lenders too charging exceptionally high and wicked rates. How are you different from our politicians who are taking advantage of us because we can do nothing about it? A nation of greedy saints, spits.
CrimeRe: Help! A Loan App Agent Keeps Blackmailing Me by Glitcher: 8:00am On Nov 05, 2021
Wannabenz:
The interest was shown to you before you took the loan, uncle pay the interest and go and make money.
most of you telling him to go pay his debt as just as insensitive as most Nigerians really are, leaving them with the potential for great wickedness as these loan apps. Just because someone needs money urgently does not mean they have a right to loan at 30% in 2 weeks when the law says maximum of 4% in 1 month. And the breach of privacy is another concern all you are shouting is oga pay your money like simpletons.
NGArmyTerrorist:
If I call you a thief, people will shout! What made you not to borrow that money from your neighbors and those around you. You borrowed from another man's company, loan is due, you didn't show up until they started calling for your attention; you want to pull down another man's sweat because the loan is so easy to get ;you and others like you are not a good human.. Now, just like the first which you don't even intend to pay, you just confirmed that you won't pay for the interest! Evil that men do will follow them along! You're a terrible person! The loan app knows a typical Nigerian terrorists, and that's why they're using those formats. One Pastor from all these modern church also got his own share by not paying his own loan. His members also got the message on behalf of the pastor. Don't borrow if you can't pay or you can go and borrow from your bank.
Acidosis:
High risk loans attract high interest rates in any part of the world. You think they're foolish for giving you a loan despite having very little information about you?? If you want zero interest, go and borrow from your friends. If you want decent or low interest, go to a bank and present your collateral e.g.CofO. If you don't have any of these, then be ready to pay.
JoeOdion:
There's nothing to share here. The loan companies are not running a charity and need to resort to ways to get debtors to pay up although they use very crude methods however. But someone taking a loan and defaulting with boldness and with chest out is repulsive and deserves the worst form of loan retrieval.
KoshCAD:
When you wanted to borrow,whom do you tell. Did you not see the interest on it before agreeing. Now time for you to pay,you don't want to pay and you are claiming victim. Oga go and pay the fucking money.
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: There Would’ve Been No Nigeria Again If Buhari Didn’t Win In 2015 by Glitcher: 6:56am On Oct 31, 2021
I might sound tribalist but the truth is when Yorubas asslick, they take it too far.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (0 - 5) On 24th October 2021 by Glitcher: 7:27pm On Oct 24, 2021
Zagee:
Why take out Greenwoodhuh Why start Rashford?? Why not lingard? Why not sub the middle of the park? Why another goal?? grin
Why am I a man u fan and still holding my cool?
0-5
grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: If You're Grateful To God For Anything, Please Jump In Here. by Glitcher:
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FoodRe: What Food Is Forbidden In Your Culture? by Glitcher: 10:38pm On Oct 12, 2021
mariahAngel:
As in! cheesy

I won't leave that forest until I've gathered all the snails.

One of my brothers once told me that when he was broke in school, one of the guys in the community where he stayed suggested they go snail hunting in the early hours before dawn.
He told me they found lots and lots of gigantic snails. They went the following day and still gathered lots more.
He made soup with some of them, they gave out some and had some left.
They were supposed to go again but mum had to tell him to stop going into bushes in a community and in company of people he's not too familiar with.

I love such adventures.
nice signature.
PoliticsRe: Breaking!! Leaked Map Of Ijaw Republic. by Glitcher: 8:49am On Oct 12, 2021
BKayy:
In simpler term.
After we are through with Nigeria, Stand in between us and the sea.

In more simpler term, Stand in between us and our gate
delusion of grandeur. The only reason FG has not wiped out ipob already is because of the international community. Once they start you cowards will start making videos to claim sympathy. Delusional people. You want no part in Nigeria but want to force others to join you. Lubbish.
PoliticsRe: Breaking!! Leaked Map Of Ijaw Republic. by Glitcher: 8:45am On Oct 12, 2021
BKayy:
Don't mind those drunks.
They think it's by shouting. There is a reason why they say empty vessels make the loudest noise.

Like you said "they should just pray Nigeria doesn't break up"
you will fight an eternal war from the north. Those jihadist live to kill and rape. You should fast and pray Nigeria doesn't break up because Ibos will suffer the most. Those that have eyes have seen the future.
PoliticsRe: Breaking!! Leaked Map Of Ijaw Republic. by Glitcher: 9:19pm On Oct 11, 2021
proeast:
Unfortunately for you, it's even their own account that would be taken since they would be considered as neutral, unbiased and informed during that earlier time. Wasn't America in existence and inhabited by the Red Indians yet history still records that it was Christopher Columbus and his partner that discovered it simply because they're the ones that first documented it.

Those recorded accounts from European explorers wouldn't be presented alone, we have other hardcore evidences which includes the fact it was Ibani Igbos of Bonny that used their own dialect to translate English Bible to Igbo language. Jaja of Opobo (an Igbo man) is historically regarded as the founder of Opobo and till the present day, the inhabitants still speak Igbo language. There are other strong evidences I can list too but I will stop here.

You can draw your maps and include the whole world in it or dash membership to everyone to join your IYC cult group. However, all these would amount to nothing eventually.
the problem wey una dey find ehn, when e come na una go run o. No bd to dey type plenty. Ijaw man like peace but go resist any form of oppression with full force. Just pray you don't get your Biafra else you Igbos will suffer so much loss

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