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Skyclub14:
The good thing about me is ..you can serve me breakfast as many times as you want but my shi shi . No dey ever drop if I no see you pant .. if you no show me pant meself no go give you shishi…if you break my heart I will go and withdraw the money and use it to give myself a good treatment and forget about you asap lol..na when guys loose money join that is breakfast lol

True

Everyone now na sex therapist.

Skyclub14:
I think it was a test too but if I have paid that would also show that I’m desperate because I’m 31 and off course my questions to her in the few chit chat we had would tell her what I am coming for .. she knows we are at the stage of our life when we need to get married.. I live in my own house in an expensive estate and she is renting one of the properties in the estate too for her business so she knows I’m not hungry at my age I might not be rich but I can take very good care of myself and support a few people ..we just dey start life lol

Guy, don't sweat.

Guy, just move on.

When it comes to women, trying to explain how they think defies logic.

If you want to have a girlfriend. Keep trying. It's like playing lotto.

You will get lucky but even at that don't be so emotional invested or you will be served breakfast.

If she is so uptight, it's about communication and encouragement.

You can show her support and pop in a porn video.

Let her get dressed up a kinky nurse and you be the sick patient.

It's time to get the action scenes rolling..

Get her some alcohol.

You will thank me later.

Disclaimer:

If she bleep you like an olosho. My hand no dey.

Most times after a flamboyant wedding, it's an uphill task to find happiness in marriage.

.........whatever that rocks your boat.

Ride on, life na one chance.

alphaRego01:
No eh.it is because of her soul he married her u hear

Inexperienced goat

It is because of her spirit he married her.

Guy, that comes with age.

Thinking or no thinking....John Thomas has a mind of his own.

The man may need a bulldozer to enter the place.

Guy.......

I can't add to what the good and wise fellows have said.

You have a problem though.......money problem.

Solve this and you will be alright.

Girls the world over understand the language of money.

Communicate to ladies in a language they will understand.

Notyourtype:
Thanks

Don't mention.....what are friends for?

Since you are so sure and of all the places you chose Church, this is what you should do.

Bribe the choir and the pastor.

Let them sing a special number.

Come out and get down on both knee and smile sheepishly with the ring in your hand.

She is yours after all.

Wed her immediately.

I get you though.

The topic here is dealing with bullies.

The best way to deal with bullies is to stand up to them.

You have been Judged in the court of public opinion here.

It doesn't matter.

Be concerned that that your lady is worth the trouble.

This Proverb comes to mind:

The fool and his money is soon parted.

Shooting from the hip*****

I better take cover.

Satanisreal:
Yeah this whole heartbreak thing scares me and I thought giving her some space will calm my nerves, we talk everyday and I feel it shouldn't be that way but she just won't understand.

She doesn't have to understand.

You have to take it or leave it.

Get other options.

Make her one of those options.