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MadamVanessa:



Even though i am a lady, but believe me, you're a very foolish man. You're a true definition of what Nairaland guys called "SIMP".

You love are so much and you make it so obvious that you can't stay without her hence her using you like 10 and 11 spanner.

Just give me that 10 and 11 spanner if you are not using it.

There is a universal law in trying to date women.

Disclaimer...... olosho doesn't apply here.

Hide your intentions.

Go about it indirectly.

If she likes you, it will happen.

Don't go about proclaiming your feelings up and down.

Get her to your territory.

Get her relaxed.

Try your luck.

Women are weird creatures, there are times all you need is to key into and screw the hell outta them.

Miss the time and say goodbye to sex with her.

Well, I was effeminate growing up. Yeah, then it was no Biggie.

In any case, start a bodybuilding regime.

Work on your upper torso.

Keep a haircut that makes you look manly.

Wear clothes that would promote your manly disposition.

You will be fine.

Most dating sites have been abused and repackaged as a site for hookups.

In theory, one can find love but trust Nigerians, that is actually difficult and misleading.

Scammers hide behind different profiles.

It's SIMPly easy to see who wears the pants in that marriage.

Redpiller or not, that's a disgusting sight, make no mistake about that.

How can a man be weeping profusely like a baby who is about to separated from the mummy on his first day at school.

**Spits in disgust**

People are wicked o.

So of all the curses, na make Amadioha solder im anus.

Back to the matter at hand, Op, go and try solace elsewhere, make the woman born in peace.

This is a premeditated murder alright.

Hidden number and foreign WhatsApp number.

Payment was by transfer by an alias.

She did the abominable act and paid extra.

But she slipped up by calling the gateman with her private line.

No she is keeping him as spare tire.

You know that spare tire is hardly used until the main tires develop issues.

Guy, nor dey fall anyhow.

Stop becoming emotionally invested in a woman that is not yours.

Guy, this life we live is a mystery.

I think you should go for more consultation.

In this same token, you should consider the outcome of your findings.

Choose wisely.

Love is not an emotion you can trust.

To your success.

This should be a wake up call for you to hustle make your phone charger nor first you blow.

No woman will see a well to do man and pick a pauper.

Conversely, no man will throw away his hard earned money on something you can get for much less.

Women are value driven like men but in a different way.

So upgrade you and pick or what it actually is let a better woman pick you.

Almost every woman will want a man like Dangote but few will want you.

It's the size of your pocket that drives their decision.

These Muslim women should better adopt Christianity as they can only longer abide by their Muslim tenets.

She just rendered this man useless for wife that he never even marry.

For selfish reasons, she has damaged him.

Guy, dating a SS is a challenge in itself as she would be having her own sickle cell crisis.

Trust me, I am not being insolent or trying to but isn't your long term peace of mind and happiness, something you should be worried about?

I am talking living with her some forty years down the road.

Can you handle that?

The real question should be: is she a good cook?

Whatever that is your answer........you better ask her to stop cooking.

So the both of you can go out and eat at some restaurant.

It should be a no brainer here. Since it's an issue for you.

You mustn't complain about this.

Back then late nineties, I dey beg Isioma with her cute fanny to come go market and cook me delicious.

She obliged me many times over and it was fun playing the boss.

She would cook and serve me first. Sit at my feet and rub my back while I ate. My life was the shit then...............

Most men want a woman to cook them home made meals and you are here beside yourself.

Other men are getting married to avoid mama put and roadside food service.

So you can just go outside and eat in peace or fry egg and indomie at home.

No Biggie.

BadRadio:
talk joor

Well, I know all about sex from a very tender age, no thanks to having adults in the house.

But, I had the wherewithal to hold on till I was an adult.

So I got into sex without any influence.

You have your job clearly cut out for you. You have to be buddy buddy with your prospective in-laws.

Take a chitchat with your guy. You need his help and understanding. He has worked his way into your mum's heart. Now it's your turn.

Your excuses of being an introvert will pass you as being snobbish.

These are your in-laws. It seems they have a hold on your guy.

Mind you, you gatta stoop to conquer. Come out of your shell and your comfort zone.

This is how it is....your guy has made himself at home with your mum at least accord him the same respect.

He feels he is the only doing the job....meet him half way.

After all he is your lover.........humour him.