₦airaland Forum

Collegenews:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Can you married folks share what it feels like to stay at home with your partner especially the men that were already used to leaving home from morning till evening before the viral outbreak.

How are you coping with your wives, children and other relatives?

Are you building the intimacy and closeness that may have been missing before or you are all ready to run for your life??

Please share your experience, let's learn.

They say we should maintain social distancing and you're here talking about building intimacy and closeness.
Op are you ok

Mr. Masquerade abeg remember to quarantine yourself after this nonsense. Don't come and die for nothing o

Why is that nobody is telling people to abstain from Séx Abi COVIK 1-9 Birus no dey Waka reach that side

Let's go there Umu ABA

It actually depends on your location. If you reside in an area that is covered by MTN 4G network and you have a 4G enabled phone, then go for MTN.

Another good thing about MTN is that their SME data plans are actually the cheapest.

But how can a Christian bear an Islamic name

Is Suleiman a Christian name

Have you forgotten that when God calls a Man, The first thing he does is to change your name to suit your new beliefs.

Read your Bible and you'll discover that most of the men that worked with God/Christ had to change their names to suit the ministry of God.

nnadychuks:
The thing is that you know about the dream and the outcome but you can’t remember anything. It’s not spiritual my dear. it’s not medical too, it’s psychological.

Before you sleep, make your brain active. How? Try and think of everything that happened during the day from the moment you woke up from sleep In the morning to how you got to point where you started thinking.

I just realized it recently and the cause is either You masturbate or you don’t think in your mind. You might voice out your thoughts to feel intelligent, but it affects your memory too.

Before you sleep after your meditation please pray. It will definitely work. No allow anybody deceive you with religion abeg

Talking about masturbation, The only reason I quit masturbation for good is that any day I did it, I always had a frightening nightmare during the night.

To be sincere, masturbation has many spiritual and psychological effects.

Mace0lane:
You mean to tell me the woman heard so much about Nigeria to an extent she was able to single out a tribe but she never heard about Nigeria romance scam and cocaine business. You are indeed a very foolish Igbo with this propaganda you intend selling on NL.

Beside how many countries have you traveled to? I have been to over 5 countries in the world n in each I see Africans with different cluster communities. You see igbo Yoruba Ivoriens n those from Congos all having their separate communities from Europe to Asia.

I really don't engage in arguments with people who are not able to make their opinions without adding insults. it shows the kind of homes they come from.
So, check the next door.
Maybe if you read my post again, this time around with a little understanding, I bet you would be ashamed of what you wrote up there.

Igbos are the only people that declare their tribe even before you enquire about it, anywhere they find themselves.

I've traveled to many countries of the world, and I can tell you that there are many people in many countries who don't know anything about Nigeria, but they know many things about Igbos.

I remember discussing with a lady in a German restaurant. When she asked me where I came from, I told her I'm from Nigeria and she said 'ok'.

We continued our discussion on a normal level until when my phone rang, I picked the call, it was from Mom, and I had to talk in my language.

When I finished talking with mom on phone, the lady asked me 'what language is that, I thought you said you're from Nigeria?'

'That's Igbo language. I'm from Igbo' I told her. Immediately she jumped up with great excitement and gave me a hug that lasted for over five seconds.

It was then she started telling me stories she had heard over the years about the Igbos. She never really bothered to know from which country the Igbos come from. All she had ever known is that the Igbos are great people.

May God bless anybody who gives directly to the needy.

For those that decided to donate to the government, all I can say to you is,
thank you for supporting corruption.

As corrupt as The FG is, some people still went ahead and donated billions to
them just to have their names published in news papers; even when they know
that their donations would end up in the pockets of very few corruption ridden politicians.

No wonder! I've visited that camp several times, whenever I'm traveling to Benue State. I used to wonder why those girls don't have breats.

You'll see girls of about 18 years with flat chests playing with sand like children

Praise the Lord!

I pity those girls that would be spreading their legs for this during this their holiday

People that have less than 5000 in their bank accounts

In order words, none of the beneficiaries would get anything near 5000 naira, since having 5k would automatically make them super Rich.

I don't know about dogs being able to see spirits. But I know that dogs are able to read the kind of person you are by just looking at your face.
I remember visiting an old friend in their family home sometime ago.
Immediately we entered the compound, my dog started barking and threatening my friend's younger brother.
Out of over nine people that were in that compound, the dog only focused on him. Even when he decided to leave the compound, the dog still followed him, barking.
It was later I was told that a house in the neighborhood was attacked by armed robbers few days ago.

I decided in my mind that this boy knows something about that robbery judging by the way the dog was 'treating' him.

To cut the story short, few weeks later the boy was arrested along side other boys as the people who carried out that robbery.
He and his gang admitted to have committed the crime!

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The only reason I don't bang married women is because I don't want another dude banging my dear wifey when I marry

patriotic007:
This covid 19 pandemic issue in Nigeria is not clear to me
1)Why is it that politician are the ones bringing out the figures? At least we should be briefed by a well known doctor on what they are going through, the dangers health workers are passing through in attending to this large numbers of allegedly infected people,And what they need in order to perform their duties.
2)Why is it that no single clip or pics of this covid-19 patients on sick beds or ICU beds has surfaced on the media space in Nigeria, the way we see it on CNN and other foreign media instead of showing us chats of yellow green and red.
3)Where are the dead covid-19 patients buried? And. Why don't they show their remains been moved from the hospital like we see in other countries that really have this covid-19.
4)Why do some states have the same figure of infected people for more than a week now?does it mean that the first case didn't interact with anyone at all.?
5)Why haven't we heard of a single health worker been infected yet in Nigeria with our weak health care system and insufficient protective kits,or is it not the health workers taking care of the large figures of infected people?

Your points are very valid.
The truth remains that there's something fishy about our country's COVID-19 Issue

At least it's not petrol this time around.
I'm happy for them

Africans and backwardness are like 5&6
Wetin concern Good Friday with pússy

Gather here if believe that Ayade is the worst Governor in the country

I learned that I can see a beautiful girl and look the other way. Worldly things don't really move me anymore

An average Igbo man knows that this government is the most useless government in the history of mankind. And as such, never expected any sincere intervention by the government in this trying times. I only pity those that were expecting anything meaningful from this government, because the disappointment is going to be heart breaking

ChaoHendrix:
Akwa Ibom is the most underrated state in Nigeria..
Though its' government is bedeviled by corrupt practices just like every other state in Nigeria,they've had the best and most sensitive government..
When it comes to good roods,no state can compare with Akwa Ibom and every street,I mean every street gets swept every morning..
The only problem is electricity..
While some areas have steady power supply,some hardly see light...
All in all, I love my State..

I'm from Akwa Ibom, but I will rather say things the way there are.
Akwa Ibom is not the cleanest State in Nigeria.
If you live in Uyo, you may be tempted to believe it is.
But for people like us whose businesses take round the State almost on a daily basis know better.
Out of the three major cities in the State, it's only Uyo that has a functional waste disposal management. Ikot Ekpene, Eket, and other local Government Areas dump all their refuse in the gutter, thereby making sure that there's no functional drainage systems.
And when it rains, those refuse are scattered all over the roads and streets.
And please, it's only in Uyo that roads are swept sometimes; not every morning.

jokinexcel:
Please mind your business, and let him be, when he finally gets married and living with his wife, she will take care of that. 90% of men masturbate , I assure you he will get over it when married. Act mature and never disclose it to anyone else he will hate you for life.

Fact!

WHAT IF ZIS COVIKK 1-9 BIRUS HAS KWOM TO CLEAR ZE KWORRENT KWORRUPT FOLITICAL CLASS AND INSTALL GWOOD NAIZIRIANS THAT HAZ A LOT OF INTEGRITY

I'm a fan of PAYG services. But truthfully, asking a Satellite TV provider to implement PAYG in a country where there's in no power is just the same as asking him to close shop.

Let me use my self as an example; For the past 21 days I've not met light in my house. When I come back from work every evening, neighbours would inform me that there was light during the day. This also apply to majority of Nigerians.

So for the past three weeks, I can tell you that my TV set has only been turned on about three times, which happened to be on Sundays

In a situation like this, there's no way the operator would not close business in a matter of months.

You know this is not like GSM, which once you charge your phone, you can use it for a long while without necessarily needing a steady power supply.

It's even better they told you that you're not welcome, than to allow you into the restaurant and give you poison.

I no trust all these racists

Is this why we only see light 3 hours a day now

Basic123:
This is one of Igbo people gods






They like him like mad

Tribalism don chop this one head