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PoliticsRe: ‘Repentant’ Boko Haram Members Arrive Maiduguri From Niger In Military Aircraft by Goddyj(m): 2:57pm On Feb 27, 2020
I've never heard of seen anywhere in sane societies where terrorists who wiped out many families and sent generations to their early graves are being rewarded and pampered like heroes. This is a big wickedness against the hundreds of thousands whose lives and properties have been wasted by Boko Haram.

It shall never be well with any man or woman who has a hand in this madness. Their generations will never know peace.
CrimeRe: Adekunle Ayomikun Steals ₦340,000 After Hiding In Bank’s Toilet Overnight by Goddyj(m): 11:27pm On Feb 25, 2020
Wait o! Does it mean that all the doors to all the rooms in the banking Hall of that bank are left unlocked after the day's activitieshuh
Even the main entrance!!
CrimeRe: Tiyamiyu Kazeem: 3 Persons Feared Killed In Sagamu During Protest Against SARS by Goddyj(m): 7:03pm On Feb 24, 2020
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We deliver 100% sir
is it possible to get only battery from you? as I already have an inverter, possibly 100AH battery?
RomanceRe: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by Goddyj(m): 10:16am On Feb 24, 2020
But seriously, I can't go into any relationship with a single mother, even if she offers me millions as bribe wink.

Those people wahala dey too much, always bitterangry
TravelRe: EU Plans To Impose Visa Restrictions On Nigerians by Goddyj(m): 7:36am On Feb 24, 2020
All thanks the the Dull man in Ask rock angry
HealthRe: As A Surgeon, What Is The Most Dangerous Thing You Have Found Inside A Patient? by Goddyj(m): 1:41pm On Feb 23, 2020
Wait o! Does it mean that all those star-apples seeds and those fish bones I swallowed are still somewhere inside my abdomen
huh

God help me o!
embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Is Your God Sleeping? Even Jesus condemns your noise. by Goddyj(m): 12:42pm On Feb 23, 2020
I've never really subscribed to shouting during prayers.

I remember one day in church, prayers were declared. During the prayer session, an usher tapped my shoulder and asked me 'Brother why are u not praying?'

Of course I was praying; but obviously, he expected me to be shaking my head violently, or probably jumping around the whole places as many other people around me were doing.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Guy Narrates How He Ran Into A Friend Who He Never Knew Had Died by Goddyj(m): 8:55am On Feb 23, 2020
Hmm! I'm speechless
CelebritiesRe: Mandy Obi: My Big Boobs Are A Blessing To Me. Producers Harass Me For Sex by Goddyj(m): 5:31pm On Feb 22, 2020
In ten years time, she won't be seeing the boobs a blessing but as curse.
By then what would be hanging on the chest are two heavy slippers pointing south
PoliticsRe: Biography Of Ibrahim Gaidam, Senator Who Introduced 'Repentant Boko Haram Bill' by Goddyj(m): 11:04pm On Feb 21, 2020
dontbothermuch:
Niger Delta struggle was for marginalisation & resource control. Boko haram is for an Islamic state within a sovereign state, that is unconstitutional. Terrorism & Insurgency are totally different. Terrorist target civilians, kills thousands, just to make a point & be heard by the government. While insurgents targets just the government or government loyalist & government installations. So it's clear to see the difference between boko haram terrorist & niger delta insurgency group. But you had a valid point about approach to peace. But understand that the dynamics of boko haram crisis, is a kind of a prolonged one, due to radicalisation. They don't believe in the nation's ideology. Now you see why the niger delta struggle is now quieter than the bokos.
The government should look down to the root of this boko haram crisis. It might not just start from having an Islamic state separate from it's state. Maybe it started from several factors, just like Niger delta struggle, IPOB etc. Boko haram has a root crisis. That should be the government focus for now. Maybe it was human rights violation, lack of basic amenities, marginalisation, corruption etc. Something must have gave birth to boko haram. Boko haram wouldn't have existed in a working society/government full stop.
Oga terrorism is terrorism. It's not about working or not working societies. Terrorism should never be pampered; they should be treated as terrorists and not like some repentant cultists.
PoliticsRe: Biography Of Ibrahim Gaidam, Senator Who Introduced 'Repentant Boko Haram Bill' by Goddyj(m): 10:55pm On Feb 21, 2020
sadAnd tomorrow, one Dull baboon would come and tell us they don't know who are the sponsors of Boko Haram. And tomorrow, one Dull baboon would come and tell us they don't know who are the sponsors of Boko Haram
RomanceRe: Khadija, Inusa, Ibrahim Marriage Election Held In Bauchi by Goddyj(m): 9:49am On Feb 16, 2020
I heard some INEC's staff were cought thumb printing for Mr inusa.
My client has indicated his intention to challenge the results in court. angry
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Removes Dreadlocks, Dances To Show Off His Bald Head by Goddyj(m): 8:16am On Feb 16, 2020
Rabiu4190:
Madam, it will not easy to get someone who can teach all the subjects oh... Just assess the tutor on core subjects like math, English, basic tech and science, computer and social studies.
Abeg make you look well o. No go employ person wet go come give your maid belle grin
HealthRe: Coronavirus Hits Africa, Egypt Records First Case by Goddyj(m): 2:18pm On Feb 15, 2020
slivertongue:
Dear CORONA VIRUS,

I want to beg you in the name of Jesus, please don't listen to the empty boasts of our Nigeria leaders. Our leaders don't know what they are saying. How can they say they are ready and prepared for you?
Abeg Sir, na lie, na slip of tongue. Just yesterday they said they have voted N680m to prepare for you, just imagine!! How much is that?
Sir, Look at how your Younger brother, Lassa Fever, is dealing with our people, your brother is already in 28 states of Nigeria unstoppable talk less of you.
Dear CORONA VIRUS, your birth place, China, with all her sophistications couldn't withstand your anger.
*China is overwhelmed,
*WHO is overwhelmed,
*Advanced countries are scared,
*Nigeria is boasting.
(Snails do not attend a meeting of Animals with horns).
Please in the name of Jesus ������, don't come here, we can't handle you, we don't have the money, we don't have any hospital, no Power, we don't even have hand gloves and nose masks, our Doctors are afraid of you.
Our Government is joke.

Thank you sir,
God bless you.
I agree with the points you made. Except the bolded. Why should God bless someone like that angry angry
How could you do that huh
HealthRe: Coronavirus Hits Africa, Egypt Records First Case by Goddyj(m): 2:13pm On Feb 15, 2020
slivertongue:
Dear CORONA VIRUS,

I want to beg you in the name of Jesus, please don't listen to the empty boasts of our Nigeria leaders. Our leaders don't know what they are saying. How can they say they are ready and prepared for you?
Abeg Sir, na lie, na slip of tongue. Just yesterday they said they have voted N680m to prepare for you, just imagine!! How much is that?
Sir, Look at how your Younger brother, Lassa Fever, is dealing with our people, your brother is already in 28 states of Nigeria unstoppable talk less of you.
Dear CORONA VIRUS, your birth place, China, with all her sophistications couldn't withstand your anger.
*China is overwhelmed,
*WHO is overwhelmed,
*Advanced countries are scared,
*Nigeria is boasting.
(Snails do not attend a meeting of Animals with horns).
Please in the name of Jesus ������, don't come here, we can't handle you, we don't have the money, we don't have any hospital, no Power, we don't even have hand gloves and nose masks, our Doctors are afraid of you.
Our Government is joke.

Thank you sir,
God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Goofed By Staying Away From Parent's Burial by Goddyj(m): 3:08pm On Feb 14, 2020
DenreleDave:
Shut up... Let him come for his parent burial na
Learn to counter arguments with superior arguments, not insults.
Anyways, you can't give what you don't have undecided
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Goofed By Staying Away From Parent's Burial by Goddyj(m): 2:55pm On Feb 14, 2020
Area4Area:
I'd have wanted to take up your lies point by point but today is your lucky day because it is supposed to be solemn, we are in mourning and Nnamdi is nowhere to be found
Ok. be generous enough to prove my 'lies' with evidence ;as I have all the videos and audio recordings to prove my points. Thanks
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Goofed By Staying Away From Parent's Burial by Goddyj(m): 1:07pm On Feb 14, 2020
hisexcellency34:
And so whathuh Is that why he can't come for his parents funeralhuh
If you think the reasons are not enough to make him stay back where he is, you're free to go and fetch him
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Goofed By Staying Away From Parent's Burial by Goddyj(m): 12:05pm On Feb 14, 2020
For those calling Nnamdi Kanu a coward, I guess you need serious brain check-up.

Is this not the same Kanu that announced on Radio that he was coming to Nigeria and he did even when he knew he would be arrested?

Is this not the same Kanu that stood his ground even when he was subjected to all manner of torture in prison?

Is this not the same Kanu that rejected all the offers of billions and oil blocks made to him by the FG for him to abandon the Biafra project?

Is this not the same Kanu that called Buhari a mad man in the premises of Abuja high court, and made it clear that Buhari doesn't have what it takes to jail him?

I guess we forget too soon in this country.

NK is one of the most intelligent freedom fighters in the history of mankind. He knows that anything that leads to his arrest at this stage of the struggle would definitely reverse much of the gains he has achieved over the years.

At this stage, what Kanu needs is engaging in diplomatic consultations around the world and that is exactly what He is doing. He doesn't need to look for a way to be arrested; the struggle has passed that stage. Cheers!
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: Eric Agboegbulem Igbedion's Death, Drug Overdose & The Prostitute by Goddyj(m): 2:45pm On Feb 12, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Aside being a Lifetime Grand Patron of the Vaseline Crew, I am with her only on the subject of masturbation because it is the truth.

Sit back and imagine the number of unwanted pregnancies,
the number of STIs,
the number of infidelity cases,
the number of sex-related crimes,
the number of heartbreaks,
the number of sex scandals that would have not existed if only people used the hands God gave them to masturbate.

Think again.

Do you know that God in his infinite wisdom created man's hands to be long enough to touch the groin JUST for the aim of masturbation.
He gave us the sufficiency to make ourselves happy. It is so sad that some people solely depend on others for their happiness.

Live smart and save people who love you the agony.
It is more pleasing to the ear that it is said that you died while masturbating than that you died on top of a slut.

There is no shame in making yourself happy.
Uncle na wao!! sad sad
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Only Calls Anytime She Wants Sex. by Goddyj(m): 2:25pm On Feb 12, 2020
creolehunt:
Why are you sounding like you are been violated or in a helpless situation?

So the girl comes to your house unannounced, pulls your penìs out of your short, pushes you to the bed or whatever and slide your penìs into her vagìna, when she is done, she cleans herself up nd leave? If this isn't how it happens, then you should be whipped for boring us with a non issue.

On the flip side, perhaps she isn't having sex with the new guy. Maybe she even told him she is a virgin grin

Crooked world.
All I can is that you're a wise man grin
I had a girl like that sometime ago. She was dating one of my colleagues on a no sex relationship because she wasn't going to loose her virginity until after marriage.
Every time my colleague would be boasting to me how he is going to marry his girlfriend a virgin.
But unknown to my guy, I have being pounding his virgin girlfriend's puna right from the first day she visited him in the office grin grin And I didn't even meet her as a virgin embarassed
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Army Search Hotels In Umuahia Ahead Of My Parents' Burial - Nnamdi Kanu by Goddyj(m): 9:12pm On Feb 08, 2020
voltron14:
grin
it's only a FOOL that will not know that this picture is a Photoshop, because even a blind man can tell, just looking at the head and neck undecided
PoliticsRe: Top 10 Nigerian Politicians With Good Records, Worthy For President by Goddyj(m): 11:06pm On Feb 06, 2020
You mean the real FFK huh huhgrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Guy you're heartless angry
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by Goddyj(m): 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2020
Police!
FamilyRe: Son-in-law Impregnates Mother-in-law Who Came To Take Care Of Newborn Baby (pics by Goddyj(m): 10:35am On Jan 25, 2020
All I can say is congratulations to the pregnanted and the pregnantee lipsrsealed
After all, it's not easy to give or collect pregnancy these days, under Buhari cheesy
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo In Talks With South West Governors Over Amotekun by Goddyj(m): 6:35pm On Jan 23, 2020
Gather here if you know Osibobo was on his way... grin
HealthRe: Yinka Matthews Birthday: Gas Explosion & My Amazing Transformation by Goddyj(m):
I hope nothing happened to her 'sweet middle' shocked
Thank God for her life cheesy
PoliticsRe: Mbaka's Prophecy On Ihedioha Confirmed: Hope Uzodinma Becomes Imo Governor by Goddyj(m):
Every reasonable human being knows that Mr. Mbaka was bribed to make that so called prophesy in other to give the APC court a soft landing.

I still find it amazing how some persons in the society still believe in these so called Prophets, when all they care about is money angry angry
PoliticsRe: Calabar-Itu Road: Senator Ita Enang Has Indicted President Buhari - Group by Goddyj(m): 4:55pm On Jan 12, 2020
I thought I'm the only one who noticed that constructions on the road stopped immediately after the elections. Now, all the the equipments have disappeared.
Mr. Integrity lipsrsealed

Christianity EtcRe: Prophetess Success Oni Onwueze Poisoned To Death By Her Pastors (obituary) by Goddyj(m): 10:21am On Jan 12, 2020
All in the name of Church cry
God Really has a lot to judge cry
RIP to the dead cry
HealthRe: Please Help Me...i'm Always Hungry. by Goddyj(m): 10:57am On Jan 11, 2020
internationalman:
Here they go again...

If masturbation causes gluttony, by now I would have been killed for stealing foods from neighboring town after finishing the ones in my town
Baba o! Tuale! cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Lagos Green And Eco-Friendly Housing Estate Unveiled (Photos) by Goddyj(m): 11:19pm On Jan 10, 2020
I always ask this question. Does it mean that Nigeria cannot embark on any project without a white man being in the picture?

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