wow

Bad guy

You nack a lady and you run go tell your parents

Abeg remove no. 8 from your list Which kind wahala be this

Abeg remove no. 8 from your list Which kind wahala be this

Me wey don dey depression since 2015 nobody talk about am o! No problems, God dey.

'Corruption' is a Nigerian word

The bitter truth is; It's too late for Nigeria to work again.
After all, she was designed to fail from the onset.

MY ADVICE:
Focus in making your life and that of your immediate family better and leave Nigeria for the gods.

Many have died while trying to fix Nigeria and they all died in vain because what they for has gotten worse.
Peace!

It's definitely an infection. Conduct a test on her and commence treatment immediately.

My girlfriend who is a virgin (hymen very intact) once had a case like that, I took her to a lab for test and it turned out she had a little infection.

She was treated and everything came back to normal.

It's not only through séx that you get infections.

Well, 98% of men that have gone through relationships had this experience at some point in their relationships.

Talking about myself, a girl I dated sometime ago suddenly came with that 'I've not seen my period this month' statement.

As a good guy, I told her she shouldn't worry herself; that I would come see her parents the coming week and she agreed.

I went to see her mother who happens to be the only one at home with the girl.

After long discussion, with many questions and answers, I agreed that i would marry the girl, who of course I loved so much.

Three days later, the girl called me that she wanted to see me. When I got to her house, She asked me to forgive her for what she's about to tell me.

She told me that she was not pregnant; that she just wanted to know the kind of person I'm . How I would react in case she gets pregnant.

That was the last day I spoke to her.

New phone is the best; Refurbished phone is better; London used phone is good. Cloned phone is a NO NO!
OP that phone is a clone. Drop it immediately and run!!!

I thought that during last election campaign, they said that Atiku has no reasonable businesses that he does; that all his money comes from looted funds.
How come He has such number of employees??


BTW I dedicate this FTC to myself, I know that very soon all my hustle shall yield good results that I, myself would not be able to quantify. I'm hopeful!

Las Las all those Dead people will still cast their votes during 2023 election. Fear north!

Congratulations man. One more guy and you're done.

The only one thing I admire about Islam is their burial.
Unlike the rest, they don't waste all the resources that's supposed to help the living to be useful, in burying the dead.

Nigeria with jokes!

So Amaechi is now an Igbo man; no longer a Niger Delta man

In order words, the Rivers and Delta States are no longer part of Niger Delta.
They are now Igbo States

I can never marry a 'church woman'.
90% of the so called serious church ladies sleep with their pastors, deacons ushers, youth leaders, choir masters and 'fire filled brothers'.

Argue with me if you like, I'm talking from experience.

I'm not seeing the followers!! Op where did you hide those followers that blasted the young man

The camera man didn't check the other side of the mountain; that's where I am doing my own prayers.

we're doing all within our power to bring this pandemic to an end

100million years
Was there no human beings then? Abi those beasts been chop all of the people finish

KANU IS VERY MUCH ALIVE!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KEMI IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS.
LEAVE GOSSIP ALONE!!!

Amaechi long time no see!
Welcome back!
You that like public shows. SMH

But truthfully, if these two girls go completely naked in my bedroom, I swear my príck no go gree stand.

And people that call themselves hardmen are paying N6000 for these things.

A wise man once said "Even if Jesus or Muhammed becomes Nigerian president, He would still fail, because the country on its own is designed to fail"

Let alone when known failures and tribal bigots are the ones ruling.

My own na 50/50.
Out of 32 girls I've dated, 16 are from 'perfect' homes and the other 16 are from troubled homes.
My current girlfriend is from a perfect troubled home.

Maybe I'm the only person who really hate tattoo. I can't imagine drawing black things on my smooth chocolate skin

Collegenews:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Can you married folks share what it feels like to stay at home with your partner especially the men that were already used to leaving home from morning till evening before the viral outbreak.

How are you coping with your wives, children and other relatives?

Are you building the intimacy and closeness that may have been missing before or you are all ready to run for your life??

Please share your experience, let's learn.

They say we should maintain social distancing and you're here talking about building intimacy and closeness.
Op are you ok

Mr. Masquerade abeg remember to quarantine yourself after this nonsense. Don't come and die for nothing o

Why is that nobody is telling people to abstain from Séx Abi COVIK 1-9 Birus no dey Waka reach that side

Let's go there Umu ABA

It actually depends on your location. If you reside in an area that is covered by MTN 4G network and you have a 4G enabled phone, then go for MTN.

Another good thing about MTN is that their SME data plans are actually the cheapest.

But how can a Christian bear an Islamic name

Is Suleiman a Christian name

Have you forgotten that when God calls a Man, The first thing he does is to change your name to suit your new beliefs.

Read your Bible and you'll discover that most of the men that worked with God/Christ had to change their names to suit the ministry of God.

nnadychuks:

The thing is that you know about the dream and the outcome but you can’t remember anything. It’s not spiritual my dear. it’s not medical too, it’s psychological.

Before you sleep, make your brain active. How? Try and think of everything that happened during the day from the moment you woke up from sleep In the morning to how you got to point where you started thinking.

I just realized it recently and the cause is either You masturbate or you don’t think in your mind. You might voice out your thoughts to feel intelligent, but it affects your memory too.

Before you sleep after your meditation please pray. It will definitely work. No allow anybody deceive you with religion abeg

Talking about masturbation, The only reason I quit masturbation for good is that any day I did it, I always had a frightening nightmare during the night.

To be sincere, masturbation has many spiritual and psychological effects.