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wanderlustian:
I'm starting this thread to chronicle my journey across Europe this summer.

I've never been to Europe before and german embassy gave me 2 weeks visa, so I can as well visit all the places I can while at it.

I'm travelling with a 10 month old baby. She's pretty strong (we've been on the road since she was 1 week old, and travelling since she was 1 month old, so I'm guessing she will be a good sport).

I have family and friends in Milan, but I'm arriving in Frankfurt 1st, then taking a bus from Frankfurt to Milan through Switzerland (cheaper than the train).

If you have experience in taking this kind of journey please help me draw out a plan.

I personally will love to visit Munich, Berlin, Geneva, Venice and Rome as well, but I think it will be quite a herculean task visiting each city with a baby strapped to my back or chest.

I'm starting the journey at the end of this month, and even if you can't come with me, stay hooked to this thread!

It all depends if you are an experienced Traveller anyways...Travelling around Europe with Bus is slow,waste of time but Cheap and convienient.

But From Frankfurt.. You could have a nice trip down to Netherlands and from Netherlands to Brussels,Belgium -...Or

Frankfurt ...Paris Or

Munich.....Vienna....Bratislava..Poland Or

Munich...Innsbruck...Liechtenstein.....Switzerland and from there Italy.....and Germany alone is big enough to explore for 2 weeks..


In Italy try to visit Rome or Venice..

Evathyst:
Like most people used to say; 'School life is the best'. Although it's quite debatable which of the school though; Primary, Secondary or University.


This has prompted me to ask this question that I've long been longing to ask peeps here.


Which of the following describes your Secondary or Primary school character?

1. Making a noise in the class.

2. Like to copy notes for people.

3. Fighting.

4. Late coming.

5. Leaving the school before closing time.

6. Playing with Boys.

7. Asking your teachers questions while they are teaching.

8. Always reading.

9. Always quiet in class.

10. Playing football.

11. Hanging around the school premises without going inside the class.

12. Not reading your books.

13. Friendly with teachers.

14. Always writing love letters to your female classmates.

15. Love to read novels.

16. Sleeping.

17. Eating.

18- Bullying junior students.

19. Running errands for Teachers.

20. Playing Games in class.

21. Always absent from school.

22. Was a prefect.

24. Always visiting your friends in other classes.

25. Stealing people's complete note so as to use it to copy yours.

26. Stealing pens & pencils.

27 . Not friendly. i.e doesn't talk to anybody.

28. Always troubling your classmates.

29. Always forgetting to do your homework & assignments.

30. Add if not listed (specify).


A lotta people's answers will amuse you.



Lalasticlala
Farano
Fynestboi
Mynd44

Let's here from you guys too. Abi na night school una finish from?

I like to copy notes for lazy students and then get paid for it

Phinalphantasy:
my mech gave me a list with about 70k. to say I was weak is an understatement. didn't even know where to start pricing from as I have zero idea of the parts. I eventually gave him sha but I want to know the styles, strategy, established methods you guys employ to beat the gimmicks of these mechs. you'll agree with me it's a common thing? BTW, I have changed mech like five times and it's always same feeling of hiking I get plus those previous ones never kill the issues like this present one

Very simple,when I was home then ,I know how to catch Mutiu my mechanic.it also depends on your mechanic.

In Lagos,tell him to list the part he needs to buy.

Tell him you need to source out the funds he should give you time.

Enter owode onirin or ladipo and have some chat with the spare part dealers.

Or be a nice guy to your mechanic as in treat him like your blood brother and then he is gonna open to you..Be nice to them and don't be the stingy ones..

Comeandcollect:

I wonder what this guys dey find inside the booklet

I think the Nema official is cross checking name of arrivals and the guy is trying to confirm,if his name was listed.

BABANGBALI:
if I tear you slap walahi your English teacher go buy me 1 carton of stout

I thought I was the only one that noticed how the OP constructed his sentences and yet he claimed to be a graduate.

@OP No bashing bro but you could have at least try to check your vocabularies and grammatical error..This is a public forum

It is still better than drug pushers.....

Africans needs to stop abusing internet and they should mind their business ...

SeverusSnape:
Yes, We saw it coming, we knew Buhari was coming to destroy the economy of the country, we know he's a dullard.

Buhari did not destroy any country but Nigeria destroyed itself...Is it Buhair that said Nigeria Economy should only depend on sales of Oil.

Nobody is buying our Oil because Syria is selling black Market and even Saudi Arabia the king of Oil is having problem.Nigeria Just need to divert their mentality and be creative ´!

Just some piece of Advice..

For those who thinks German language is not necessary,You are on your own.The Language is your first challenge here and without the language,Your chances might be limited...

For Ielts,You can also try to do your Ielts in Germany,so that your chances can be increased.Yes Nigeria is an English speaking country but German schools believe Nigerians are not competent to Speak and understand Academic English.

I hope you guys are also aware that blocked account has increased to 720 euro per month.Reason :The government financial support for its citizen studying has also increased (Bafög).

Studienkolleg:it's good and necessary,I'm still among those guys who go against Nigeria education.what you learn at studienkolleg is sometimes higher than that bachelor in Nigeria.Remember a solid foundation is better than the weak one.The Admission to this studienkolleg is also very very hard.Schools admit only best students,these students are being selected through the entrance exam.

You have enough jobs but you should also be aware that in Germany you don't do cramming rather you need to read and understand,which means your study need your attention than money...At least daily studying is being required.


Can I source out my blocked account myself in Germany ?? Actually no and this gives a lot of people serious challenge and stress.In a country where you have so many pending bills and unexpected debts..Raising apprx 9000 euros in a year is really a hard task.

Very lovely

Oh no

Shortyy:
OK. But truth be told, that lil nigga ug.

And can u make a child?

ramdris:
This took me back memory lane.... Can't forget those moment when me and my old friends used to sit under the tress to gulp beer...

50% of those that will read my post will check out my pics to confirm my age..

I just did lol Thought maybe you already old !!

Mbuvi Gidion Kioko Mike Sonko [1] commonly known as Mike Sonko or simply Sonko (Sheng for "rich person" or "boss",[2] is the immediate former Member of Parliament for Makadara Constituency, Kenya. He was elected on September 20, 2010 in a by-election.[3] He was recently kicked out of parliament for wearing earrings and sun glasses.[2]

agbajesaid:
thanks bro. Good advice, but i hope your wife was your FIRST sex partner.

Jamb Questio??

Shebarh:
don't know most of them sha

you must be an underage

I just went went through the OP profile and i realize that he forced himself on the babe.I hope you have learned your lesson and please do not be heart broken cos i can see..the lady actually wasted your valuable time...

Tallesty1:
I now believe that the tngly feeling you get when you meet your gf/bf is common sense leaving your body, else I don't see the reason the op has failed to see what's going on.

Someone is proudly cheating on you and rubbing it on your face like a foreign cream and you're here talking love? Who love don help?

Ok here's what happened. She refused to date you initially because she has a man but they had a little misunderstanding in the long run, that was when she accepted to date you(temporarily).

They're back together now and your contract/tenure has expired so shovel your ass into your boxers and move on.



Investing emotionally in a relationship with some people is a waste.

This is the reason young giys need to stay away from friendzone..

HungerBAD:
I don't believe this story.

Who buys stuff without checking it out?

There is always just one trick at computer village.

You check and price the phone,The seller always disagree and later they will call you back to come and pay the price, you had earlier offered.Offcourse yOu are gonna be convinced not to test the product again since you already did earlier..In this process the phone has been changed from originally to artificial....

I was a victim back then when Nokia2727 was in town.Op is still lucky,during my own days I bought a well packed nokia2727 fufu home haha

It i so true,the music contains so many Vulgar lyrics...These guys should try to use their talent wisely and produce nice musics.

FlirtyKaren:
On a daily basis, he walks the streets with his gas cooker strapped on his back, frying pan and eggs just so he can make an honest living.

See more pics after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/wow-see-how-this-young-nigerian-man.html

Mere looking at the car plate Number and street,This is not Nigeria but somewhere in Africa.Probably Uganda or Kenya.

I do like your analysis and Idea but shoudl continue encouraging our citizens to keep on byuying used clothes ?

I cant even understand,Pls bro write clearly so that we readers can get a clear Picture of what you talking about..

HungerBAD:
Bros.

If you jam better woman wey dey play hard to get,bros continue to pursue her oh.

Better women scarce.

your statement doesnt make sense.

HungerBAD:
Aside the Drug Pushing and Prostitution, i see nothing bad.

The other Jobs are totally Legit, and as long as it is an Honest Job and pays the Bills, i see nothing wrong with it. To the OP, have you lived outside Nigeria?i am assuming no, and that is why you came out with this list.

Life Outside Nigeria is not the Bed Of Roses, people portray it to be. If you have lived outside Nigeria, and you are being picky with work, especially if you are "SQUATTING" somewhere, then in a short time you will find yourself homeless and foodless.

You work because you have bills to pay. More over, some of the Jobs on your list are actually high paying Jobs, like the Mortician and the Security Job, especially if you are employed by a High Profile Company.

Your mentality is exactly why there are plenty of unemployed graduates in Nigeria, as they are always picky and choosy with what they want, while squatting somewhere eating free food, and coming to the pages of Nairaland to complain how their hosts/Brother/Sister/In law and friend is treating them because they are Jobless.

You are right and i guess the Op is actually high on weed.

Addicted2Women:
Bjjhhgf

Your moniker says it all

socialmediaman:
Applicant indicated "O level" not "Graduate". Misleading title

Even with o'Level qualification...He doesnt need to murder English to that extent!

Oh really ?? ....

AlphaMoi:
This is rubbish.if this is what you are going through,then wahala dey..altho not so 100°/ . but it isnt as bad as you put it.. But true true job matter no easy

All what OP is trying to tell people like you is that ...Relocating about means giving up everything you've labored for in Africa and starting from square 1

TrishaP:
Why is the guy surprised?

Cos she finished the only Fish they were both suppose to share!!

starlingslimnet:
Only a deluded,crazy, inverted, useless, ruthless,complicated seed of a thousand father can beat his wife.It's unjustifiable no matter how convincing the explanation are ..it's unacceptable and untenable...quite wild and incomprehensible. It still beats my imagination and my understanding why a sane man will raise his hands to beat his wife. Any man that does this is just a reta.rded bloody foolish castrated dumbfolded he goat.Encapsulated he is nitwit.

Another Professor Ohiagbon in the building...

MosakuAW:
Emma claims Emeka is a wife beater who
constantly turned her into a punching bag and
calls her a witch anytime they fought.

This is the same role this Emeka of a guy is so good at in nollywood movies.

So all this yeye Artist real characters in life is what they act in a movie.

To all men: There are 1000 and 1 ways to beat your wife without touching her physically.

Women too sha, they can provoke!

Emeka: if this is true, then your a beast that is meant to be living in Sambisa forest among animals and BH members.

Nonsense and Konkonbility.

Thats why you shouldn't marry a woman that causes so much arguments during courtship cos women too can provoke sha...

Its also vice versa....One a guy slap you during courtship ,dont you ever think he will change cos he is gonna do more than that,Once ya both married!

Yes oooooo

Don't mind those ones pretending