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I toast a girl today and she told me that her name is Boko subsidy Haram

I wish those mosquitoes could bite me gently and leave me with my pains but then the way they sound yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn really annoys me,I do risk many slaps with my annoyance.

Thirty-one persons, including two sisters, were killed when a tree at the Ukwu Uko evening market at Umuejinwaoke Umudagu village, Mbieri, Mbaitolu Local Government Area of Imo State, fell on them.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that 16 other victims sustained varying degrees of injury during the incident, which was caused by a rainstorm on Thursday night.

A resident of the community, Mr. Nnaemeka Emenyonu, told NAN in Owerri that the tree fell on the affected persons about 8:00 pm.

He said the tree also destroyed the village hall.

“The big tree fell suddenly, killing 31 people on the spot and injuring 16 others. Those injured were taken to the hospital.

“The victims include two sisters, who were selling tomatoes. Honestly, this is the saddest event in the history of our community,” he said.

The traditional ruler of the community, Eze Godwin Duru, lamented that such a tragic incident had never occurred in the community.

“I do not know what to say. God, what can we call this? My people were destroyed within a twinkle of an eye, what a pity,” he said.

The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mrs. Joy Elemoko, declined comment on the incident after several efforts to get the command’s reaction to the issue.

Just got back from SA and i have been in the country for a while but kinda bored...

Dshegzy: hello a friend in germany collected 300E from me for invitation,and he has not send it,pls is the price okay?

Yes it is Okay LOL Veyr cheap self

A magistrate of the Chief Magistrate’s Court, Yaba, Lagos State on Monday, sentenced Mrs. Abiodun Olajide, the woman who removed a man’s two teeth with a slap, to 120 hours of community service.

Olajide, 30, had pleaded guilty to the two counts of assaulting one Augustine Olukukoyi when she was first arraigned in April.

However, there was mild drama in the court when the magistrate was about to deliver her judgement.

Olajide, who had pleaded guilty, then changed her plea to not guilty through her defence counsel, one Macauley.

The magistrate, Mrs. S.K Matepo, said Olajide’s sudden change of mind was due to the influence of her counsel who had voluntarily taken up the matter that morning.

Matepo, while reprimanding Macauley for swaying Olajide, said lawyers were supposed to alleviate the burden of defendants and not to compound it by unnecessarily prolonging simple court matters.

She said, “That is why they say lawyers are liars because what is straightforward, we always want to twist it.

source Punch Ng

boneruns: Do they have weekend classes for those working during weekdays at Goethe Institute?

Weekened classes =NO
After work classes/evening classes= YES

futurewise11: If the school is under uni assist,tell ur skool to include ur applicant number and send it to uni assist directly.are u not going to certify it?

Its not necessary for him to certify transcript but let the school send it to Uni assist directly including your applicant number..Pay your school for courier charges.

@Damsaty16.....6 schools through uni assistBe ready to pay 15 euro extra for each of the schools oo but at least 3 or 2 is Okay..Once your documents are complete then you got no worries.


@Emeka55 send your documents using EMS JOOR,I used that during mine,They delivered to Uni assit within 5 working days,It cost just 3000 naira....If not try FED EX,I really do not like DHL joor,fed ex will charge you 8950 naira within 3 working days.DHL will charge you for like 13k and they deliver within 4-5 days.

If you are applying as an under graduate get ready to send confirmation of your waec result to uni assist directly,If not uni assist gives bad news when the admission deadline is over and you won't get your money back...you can also call their customer care and always quote your application number to them.

You should make it snappy so that you can know your fate before next month.

@Emeka55 Very simple,If you write them e mail,Uni assist won't get back to you immediately because alot of students are sending them messages too.Just log on to uni assist website using your username and passport...You will see the status of your document...They normally update each member profile when they receive your documents,when they process it,after they have confirmed your payment and either you have been given an admission or not....Uni assist so simple...

Its a pity,So i should why should i waste my fucking just because we wanna be friends lol

flange: This is a public holiday

@Flange leave la'success alone jare,He is just jonzing..I know he has got bad intention on this forum...Maybe na hin own german embassy want give interview for childrens day....TSCHEWWWWWW!!

190: so does that mean she has no b-r-e-s-ts anymore

what would her husband suck

Left alone, i'll never allow my wife take off her b-o-o-bs cos of cancer


what would i suck

except shes prepared i go outside to suck more b-o-o-bs cos i dont joke with b-o-o-bs at all

i suck atleast 3 per day

190 your name sound like that rugged mercedez benz 190 that sucks fuel lol

[quote author=topeajis][/quote]He should be ready to pay a transfer charges that is up to 10,000 naira..Try GTB and they will make it happen for you within 24 hours..

Do you sell a career book if yes,My e mail is everyseun@yahoo.com let your subject be career talk...

bolajiboi: hello house after all my finding i realise my ordinary o'level cannot get me an admission into any Germany university so d next thing is a way forward which is to apply for Studienkolleg can anyone list the procedure of hw to apply for Studienkolleg the application procedure and the list of sch that offer preparatory course. thx all

Please we have treated this question before,check the thread again.You can only applied to a studienkolleg through a university,for example check Uni kassel,they have preparatory class and you have to pay cos it belong to uni assist..Just go to german university websites,check if they have preparatory course for undergraduate...

Stellacindy: I need a serious minded guy for a friendship and must have all it takes to be a man

Stella whats your age?

Yeah it is a scam,I already said this earlier.Please do not pay anybody for any reason.The German embassy already make things clearer.Do not allow anybody to book for you,Please book for yourself....Chikena.Be patient and you will surely get a date..

Lagos is not gonna be easy,Do you know how much it cost to hire Taxi now in Lagos?Its indeed becoming a mega city,Immediately lagos state government ban okadas,Marwa aka keke napep increased their charges,same to all lagos public transport,So now Lagosians should expect spending more on transportation.If you have a car then expect to start buying more fuel cos the traffics aint gonna be easy....

la'success:
The german appointment is now a very strict one, which has given some rouges avenue to make huge sum of money.. They charged as much as 20K to help you book appointment, maybe they have some kind of In-house help that does the book for them internally.. Last week, I urgently need an appointment for my parent and I tried couple of times to book it through their portal online but no date showed up. With frustration I went to german embassy to manually request for a date and they today I have to book it through there portal, I felt bad.. On my going back to the house a guy approached me saying he can help me book the german appointment, at first I feel a bit happy until he told me that I will have to pay 20K in full before he could do anything to get the appointment for me which I didn't compile..

I went home, and a night after I was so lucky to come across a single date that showed up that evening quickly I rushed to book it for my parent after booking it I got a confirmation to my email address... I was very happy!


Well a candle lose nothing by sharing is light, I can be of assistance if you need an appointment am not charging you anything for my service I will keep an eye on the portal when am on my laptop each time I get home from work.. You can email me your details

Short Term Visa

Last Name:
First Name:
Passport number :
Email (for Confirmation purpose) :


Please and please, if you send me this details do not use the appointment to extort money from anybody. You can forward the details to my email address : g r e a t o l a n s h i @ g m a i l . c o m

@La success,No short cut to getting an appointment with german embassy,He can do it by himself.I already told him that according to the German Embassy website,He could retry booking after 25.05.2013 . Very simple see below.

Short term visa (Schengen States)
Please select an appointment View Month
You can book an appointment between 13.05.2013 and 25.05.2013 .

I just checked for you bro....It is a pit....They made it clear on their website or so that you must book ahead cos they get alot of applicants during summer..You should have booked since March or so.

Short term visa (Schengen States)
Please select an appointment View Month
You can book an appointment between 13.05.2013 and 25.05.2013 .


So you just have to chill till after 25.05.2013,If you are smart and lucky,You might be able to get an appointment after that date.

agos State government said it has banned Tri-cycles popularly called Keke Napep from plying major roads in the state, saying their operations constitute nuisance on state roads.
The Commissioner for transportation, Mr. Kayode Opeifa who disclosed this yesterday at a press briefing said the use of commercial motorcycles and Tri-cycles were not part of the state transportation model.
He said that the state government had held several meetings with the unions on the development, adding “they have agreed to stay away from these roads.”

Opeifa listed the roads where tri-cycles operation has been outlawed atthe entire Victoria Island, Government Residential Area, GRA Ikeja and Ikoyi. Also on Awolowo road and Awolowo way, Alausa and the entire major roads in Surulere local government area.

The commissioner explained that tri-cycle isn’t a replacement for motorcycle popularly called Okada in the state.
He added that, “it isn’t a sustainable means of transport for the state especially Lagos that is a megacity.

“I learnt that some Okada riders have begun to sell their motorcycles to buy tricycle but they can no longer operate on these major roads again.”
He explained that section 3 of the 2012 Lagos road traffic law also outlawed the operation of the tri-cycle in the state.
“After that law was gazetted, the state government allowed tri-cycles to operate on some of these roads because vehicles available in those roads weren’t enough to convey the passengers plying the road,” he said.

He said the state “has enough Bus Rapid Transport, BRT and LAGBUS buses, taxis and others are now available on these roads and the tricycle wouldn’t be needed.”

According to him “they constitute security threat to lives and property in the state. While we are proud to improve on information of the removal of over 4,300 abandoned and disused vehicles from Lagos roads, it is saddening that recent survey by the CDA/CDC’s under the supervision of the Ministry of Rural Development have again in the last 3 months identified another 4,632 vehicles abandoned on over 9,100 roads in Lagos State.

“These vehicles are veritable tools for hoodlums, miscreants, armed robbers and other forms of social vices. So also they pose health risk. We will not relent on enforcement.
“To spare part dealers vehicle/Auto sales dealers please be advised as vehicles illegally displayed on road setback will be treated as abandoned/disused vehicle.”

The commissioner said , the state government has instructed officers of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA and Vehicle Inspection Service, VIS, to commence immediate impoundment of any vehicle found on the pavement.

Governor Mr. Babatunde Fashola had last year signed the road traffic bill into law,aimed at improving safety on the Lagos roads.



Source http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/lagos-bans-keke-napep-from-major-highways/

Bros cant you tell them to trace the receives informations for you.....from their account numbers they will get their name and you take this case from there

Yungwizzzy: Please how much will it cost me to move to ghana?

move your question to travel section.......

It depends ooo you need more than 100k abi u wan go dey sleep for street ni?

I will try jumia sometimes this week,I have been buying my stuff from an online store kaymu.com.ng,I was told its a new company just like e bay but they've got nice standard stuffs....and deliver in 2 days.

abijah007: Hello NLs, I'm glad to came across this trend, I'll like to visit any Schengen Country . I've once refused from United Kingdom, but I've S A Visitors Visa on my visit I extended my stay with 3years study permit with the course of TRAVEL & TOURISM, this will expire on 2015/12/31. I'm presently now in Nigeria and I want to visit Portugal, France, Sweden or Germany.. Do I need to book my flight from Nigeria to Schengen I wish to visit with the return ticket to back to South Africa? I've my school id card and admission letter of the school in South Africa. What's papers do I need? Do I've to book confirm flight from Nigeria to my desire Schengen Country with the return ticket to South Africa? And hotel? Can I use sponsor? Please help me out. Thanks.

I am here for you now bros,Saw your question but kinda ignored it earlier.

Well in your case your chances of getting German visa is low,Because you need to forget about that your south africa visa and apply freshly for visiting visa.They have got nothing to do with your south africa visa.

You do need proof of finance,where to stay and main reasons of going there.For now you cannot even book an appointment because every date has been fully booked.(Its summer and there are alot of applicants.)

Please follow the link below and find your square root there LOL

http://www.abuja.diplo.de/Vertretung/abuja/en/04/Visa__requirements/Short__Term/Short__Term__Visa__Seite.html

judeosakue: Please house for the german student visa application, is dere ani condition to b satisfied by the invitee to cover for the german blocked account. Tanks house for ur contribution.

I would have love to give you an answer but i cant understand your question.Please make it clear.

damsamty16: Plz I need the goethe address bcoz I want to leave futa so I can start learning the german language.

@damsamty16

Goethe-Institut Lagos
Lagos City Hall
Catholic Mission Street opposite Holy Cross Cathedral
Lagos Island
Lagos

+234 1 7746888
info@lagos.goethe.org

@Op I hope you are not the one.....sorry you knowour naija brain...

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Oya i don try for u nah