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My addiction. I'm addicted to dangerous substance. There is no single day i don't take at least two bottles of coke, a stick of cigarette, one or even two card of 120mg tramadol, coffee, and kolanut.

What's worse? I don't sleep for more than 5hrs and i work for 12hrs everyday- i mean real tough work cos i'm a mechanical engineer.

Please, i need serious help. Thanks

Yes! During morning devotion at home one day.

On that fateful day, my uncle's lady friend came to visit him the previous day. So we were having our morning devotion and at a point we were asked to all stand up hold each other's hand. That was when it happened.

This lady was wearing a see through night gown and i was clearly seeing her goodies. Fresh laps, nice boobies, and i swear i could almost see her pvssy cos the gown was very short.

Mehn, that was when my diick got up building a tent inside my boxers and pointing directly at the lady. I guess she noticed it cos she started looking at me and smiling wickedly at me.

Chaii! That was how i left the prayer going on without sharing the grace cos i was too ashamed. Although she never spoke about that incident to me, she kept laughing 'tormentingly' at me through out her stay.

@benbrucemurray, another made in naija don land o. Oya come and patronise this one.

Abeg who put that monkey laughing picture should remove it. It's too ugly disgusting.

You nailed it op. Imagine an introvert who is also an aquarius. That's me.

I swear all those points you stated are me personified. I enjoy been alone and i can almost accurately predict what will happen during the day.

I use to think this linda is a mature lady but alas i was wrong. Always writing stuff about people, most of which are lies.

Abeg wizkid, help me tell her i said she is a bittch and an old cargo.

okosodo:
He betrayed his own people bacause he wants ab0kis to praise him. He should not forget that he is coming hone after dining with the vampires

how did he betrayed his own people? So because one chooses to be different in political views is now betrayal? I thought just like religion, everyone has the right to his views.

This is the reason this country cannot grow fast. Even the so called educated ones can't think rationally without tribal bigotry and sentiments. Anyways, why am i even surprised sef, when this habit is common within people from that side. , , ,Smh

May thunder fire your prick if you no fvck the living day light of that bit.ch.

Just like someone above said, make sure you slack the bress, even do anal sef.

after that, tell her to borrow you some money that you will pay her back when you go to the atm. When you get there, simply type the wrong pin over and over again till the machine seizes your card.

All those mofos telling you to just forget about the issue are saying so because the money is not their's.


Infact, i don dey vex for here sef

Op, see your colleagues

One question to you op,

Must you marry?

Honestly to me, marriage is over-rated

There was this girl I met on a dating site and we got talking. This lady was extremely intelligent for a lady which was my point of attraction to a girl. Extremely intelligent girls turn me on. I don't know why.

So i fell in love with this lady even before meeting her for the first time.
We became so into each other, always talking on phone and chating. Hardly a day goes by without this lady telling me of how amazing i am.

She's from ilorin while i'm from jos but that didn't matter cos we were kind of being on the same frequency in that when we were discussing, we don't usually need a lot of words to understand each other.

So one night around 2am, she called me and asked me to come online that she wants to discuss something.
Immediately i logged in, the following went down:

she: have you ever had sex before?
Me: yes, why asking?
She: how did it feel?
Me: i can't really describe it
she: try to
Me: it felt really good the feeling of satisfaction was amazing. For me though, cos i've looked forward to it.

She: have you ever disvirgin a girl before?
Me: no
she: can you do it?
Me: i think so, but it has to be mutually agreed.
She: disvirgin me please.
Me: why me? We've not met physically even though we've been chatting for almost a year.
She: i beg you, please do it for me.
Me: are you sure about what you are saying? Can you bear the guilt?
She: yes. I've always looked forward to having a friend like you, a one who reasons like me. I just can't help thinking about you, you are the best friend i've ever had.
Me: ok then, but i'll you to think over it for a week before it happens.
She: if you say so, but i'm dead sure about it.
Me: i insist.
She: ok then.


Dear friends, that was how i fell for this girl the more, i loved her more than my life (not kidding).
So two days later, she called me around 7pm and asked if we can meet for the first time but at her place. I jumped at the invitation cos i've been pestering her prior to that day. So she sent me her address.

I was there in no time and i called to announce my presence. She said she was coming. I waited for about ten minutes, anxiously. And then she appeared from a corner.

Dear nairalanders, before me was this tall, light in complexion, long hair, wide and white dreamy eyes, average boobs and booty babe! My spec, no omission.

I was lost and she noticed it. When i came back to reality, i found her complementing my looks how i was more handsome than my dp said, and how she liked my fulani hair. , , ,

to cut the story short i asked her out there and then of which she accepted. To me, that was my final bus stop. Nobody, not my family or hers can stop me from marrying this girl. I was looking forward to my wedding day! But then, , , , ,

About two weeks into the relationship, on my birthday precisely, my love called to drop the bomb shell.

She: i can't pretend anymore.
Me: what is it?
She: i've tried to see you as my lover but my emotions is not there! I don't feel attracted to you as a lover, only as a best friend. Please can we go back to being just friends?

Immediately, i saw my castle crashing right before me.

Me: me, but why? Am i not handsome? Am i not rich? Is it because of our different ethnicity? Is it , , , ,
she: oh Gofwane, just shut up and don't make me start crying all over again. You are a wonderful guy, it's not easy to see guys like you. I swear it's not because of those reasons you mentioned.
Me: then please tell me, i promise to work on myself and i'll do anything you want (imagine, a whole me displaying my mumulity. But no be my fault nah)

She: i'm a lesb!an, , , ,





you can imagine the rest.
Dear friends, that's how my hatred for love and marriage began. I don't think i'll ever want to get married. A baby mama is ok for me and i'll make sure i take excellent care of her and our baby. Buy her a ride, get her a good apartment and enough money to do whatsoever she wants to but my child must never be far from me.

so no lady wey wan give me congo make i shine?

Baibul say e better to give than receive oh!

amarachi06:
Blame Buhari

amarachi06:
Blame Buhari

you should also blame Buhari for your big, wide and 'slacked' toto

VickyRotex:
What is this? Must she show the world?



It's called "Linea Nigra"

It's always been there even before pregnancy, but because there's an increase in the skin-darkening melanin during pregnancy it becomes more pronounced especially if a woman is dark skinned.

It goes off after delivery.

i thought the line is a sign that the stomach can burst if further stressed

Oboy, na to go meet that guy wey dey weld make he use his hacksaw cut the padlock

RoyalBlak007:
Bye Biitch

baaaaad guy. Lol @ bye biitch

Olabestonic001:
WHY?

because the government had warn them against such gathering but they refused to listen. Even after seeing the people that were killed in the previous protest. Nobody fights the government and expects a win.

Anyways, rip to them

I don't pity any of them. Ask me and i will tell you why.
#shegu kawai

Half bread is better than a full chin-chin