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Romance › Re: What You So Adore And Cherish In Yourself....hop In & Unleash It... by Gofwane(m): 12:31am On Dec 17, 2015
onyee25:
I so cherish my peace loving spirit,,,my ability to avoid any form of violence at all cost.I also cherish my God given high I.Q
As for physical i love my cute eyes and my straight legs
are you from jos?
Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Pictured With Yakubu Gowon by Gofwane(m): 3:33pm On Dec 15, 2015
Haha nde Ice prince and nde Gowon. My tribes men! I'm feeling you, ma niggaz!

#proudlyngas
Politics › Re: Social Media Bill Must Be Passed – Davido by Gofwane(m): 7:22am On Dec 15, 2015
I will be sharing a very shocking revelation on this thread about a nairalander named adonbilivit.

Op, please no vex
Car Talk › Re: Check Out The Chinese Version Of Range Rover, So Cute! (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:45am On Dec 14, 2015
Oboy, na to buy this one remove that LAND WIND and replace am with RANGE ROVER
Romance › Re: How I Dealt With A Female Gold Digger.........(PHOTOS) by Gofwane(m): 5:06pm On Dec 12, 2015
greatiyk4u:
UBA banks do have their ATM machine inside air conditioned room even Zenith bank in my area....tanx
aright then.
Romance › Re: How I Dealt With A Female Gold Digger.........(PHOTOS) by Gofwane(m): 9:18am On Dec 12, 2015
Op, you can lie fa. So you were sweating like a christmas goat despite the ac at the atm machine?

Was the atm inside the banking hall? Cos me never seen an atm with ac before.

This your lie sef don make me dey doubt if this babe was truly the girl in this story.


In fact, i don dey vex
Politics › Re: Dear Seun, Your "Rule 9" Is Against Social Justice And Democratic Tenet by Gofwane(m): 12:09am On Dec 11, 2015
Thunder fire y'all that disagreed with the rule. The fact that you have freedom of speech doesn't mean you should use someone's web site to do or say what you want.

The owner said he doesn't want it. If you disagree, go start your own forum and say all the rubbish you wish to say.

This is just like a case of someone using another person's property in order to achieve his selfish desires. , , , like i parked my range rover and then you come and borrow it for your wedding only for you to go and use it for taxi business. But since it is my property, i can decide to use it to park fire wood or tell you you can use it for anything you wish Even if it is packing of poo. , , , you dig?

So, seun has said he doesn't want his site to be used for biafara business. What is difficult in that?

You people just like to make issues out of nothing! That's why we call you #bloodycivilians
Jokes Etc › Re: When You're just Tired Of Everything(photos) by Gofwane(m): 11:49pm On Dec 09, 2015
Let me park my keke napep here. This thread is aiming at the front page
Romance › Re: Lying To My Boyfriend That I Got Passport Of Europe Union by Gofwane(m): 11:32pm On Dec 09, 2015
Please ma let me ask you. Are you very ugly? Cos i think low self esteem is worrying you.

If not, how can one stick to a person you are sure doesn't love you?
Career › Re: Cyril Stober Of Nta Retires From Service At Nta, Today by Gofwane(m): 11:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
I've known this man since i was a kid.
I remember the day i and my siblings were making a hell of noise and our dad made me sit in front of the tv and repeat after mr cyril stobber!

Everything that has a beginning has an end. My dad that made me sit in front of the tv is now late.
Romance › Re: When A Girl Is Caught Cheating by Gofwane(m): 1:17pm On Dec 09, 2015
misspicy:
And what happens when a guy is caught cheating?


*****modified******

wait wait wait hold it up like WTF shocked

So i saw this senseless topic this morning and I was thinking about how shallow some guys are and the next thing is for this piece of biased trash to make Almighty FP....seriously i don't care if am banned or not,the female mods are not doing their job because they have given way and power to the male chauvinistic nature which most of us have to endure daily and here we are again on Nairaland,Everything against females makes FP but those topics againt males are left to die in the abbyss of romance section....THIS INJUSTICE
*singing* that's the way it is things will never be the same, oh yeah :-p
Politics › Re: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by Gofwane(m): 4:39pm On Dec 02, 2015
Segadem:
Civilian rules is not meant for Africa, just imagine these jobless youths causing chaos, killing innocent soul just because of one person.
are they now saying that Kalu Nnamdi's life is more precious that the life of this lady that was wasted by the protesters?

This will never happen in military regime.
No one I repeat no one can defy the order of the head of states

RIP to the dead.
thank you my brother. I have been saying this to many people. Nigeria doesn't need democracy, what we need is full dictatorship.

Every thing good that comes to nigeria must be abused. The internet was almost a reliable source of info and business till the day it got to nigeria.

I know i won't be wrong to say that 90% of internet crimes are done by nigerians.

Because we are in democratic era, people think they can just wake up from their bed and start protesting, preaching hate and stealing funds meant for developing the country.

To you all biafaran protestors, please go and ask your grandfathers about what they faced back then before you begin this one.

Nobody wins a fight against the government.
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Gofwane(m): 8:31pm On Dec 01, 2015
Back then when i was in year 1 at technical college, our seniors use to tell us that jesus is going to come before we get to become seniors like then.

Chai, so one day i told one of my seniors that since they said jesus was going to come back before we became seniors, i told him that he that must have graduated by then, what's the use of the certificates he worked so hard to get since he isn't gonna use it to get a job.

Mehn, the kind panel beating i chop that day no be small o
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Possible? by Gofwane(op): 10:42pm On Nov 29, 2015
johnydon22:


There is only one way that is possible..

BY SCIENCE(ING)THE SHIT OUT OF IT
https://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/uploads/RTEmagicC_prosthetic_leg_01.jpg.jpg

And with the new Bio-tech we have now that allows humans to grow flesh in the lab from one single cell we can create synthetic limbs that would not be anymore different than normal ones.

If you wait for any God in this planet to do this for you then am sorry, you are on a serious long thing cus you are waiting forever for that to happen.

Deities should be able to say "HI" before doing anything other than that they probably should stick with taking credits for malaria getting healed. .
thanks for sharing your views
Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Possible? by Gofwane(op): 10:22pm On Nov 29, 2015
Abeg i need your answers. Please the mods should kindly move this thread to the headquarters so i can get many replies.

Lalasticlala, abeg do what you've been known to do best.
Christianity Etc › Is This Possible? by Gofwane(op): 10:13pm On Nov 29, 2015
Hello everyone. I'm a christian and so many times, i've heard pastors saying nothing is impossible for God to do.

Now my question is: can a person whose legs or arms were amputated receive miraculous healing and have their legs or arms restored?
Celebrities › Re: Resemblance Between Meek Mill And Kanyo O Kanyo (pics) by Gofwane(m): 9:36pm On Nov 29, 2015
YOUNGKAHUNA:
their dentition is so much alike
yeah
Celebrities › Re: Resemblance Between Meek Mill And Kanyo O Kanyo (pics) by Gofwane(m): 9:35pm On Nov 29, 2015
bestproject1:
But Kanayo N dat guy no resemble Kwam. Who b Meeky?
meek mill is an an american rapper in the maybac music group (rickross na him be their oga)
Celebrities › Re: Resemblance Between Meek Mill And Kanyo O Kanyo (pics) by Gofwane(m): 9:15pm On Nov 29, 2015
Op, what of MI and Kendric lamar?

Romance › Re: A Female Sexual Sadist Who Enjoys Torturing Men Narrates Her Story by Gofwane(m): 6:19pm On Nov 29, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I hope she likes to be tortured too?

i've got pincers for a start. smiley[/color]

https://www.stanleyimages.co.uk/CatalogImages//1388_prev.jpg
haha, ma niqqur, you wicked o. You wan use the pincers to cut the babe n!pples ko?
Romance › Re: I Just Dey Vex!!! Edo Women Shar by Gofwane(m): 11:32pm On Nov 27, 2015
Haha! This guy, you funny die... Lol @ Toto money, you for use condom hand collect the owo toto nah,...
Romance › Re: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by Gofwane(m): 11:12pm On Nov 27, 2015
onila:
just because my mama did it to him

doesnt mean u shld join me in our family madness
oboyye, , , this guys, una no even pity this girl. Even her fellow ladies were attacking her! , , ,Damn!!!
NYSC › Re: Should Hijabs Be Allowed In NYSC Camps? by Gofwane(m): 7:49am On Nov 27, 2015
May thunder fire anyone clamouring for hijabs to be allowed on camps.

They are saying dressing like britain is not part of their religion. Let me ask all of you modafuckaz, is western or formal education part of your religion?

Last time i checked, your type of education is that which you sit on the floor, legs crossed, writing on a plank of wood while reciting your qoran.

#bunchoftroublemakers
Romance › Re: I'm Tempted To GUN DOWN My Ex And Go To Jail by Gofwane(m): 9:37pm On Nov 26, 2015
@ op, How much do you have?

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