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saint047:
ABEg leave market for traders, make your comment and find your way

you should have applied this suggestion to yourself and find your way instead of accusing the op that she's lazy.

saint047:
That's what you get when you are lazy as a woman. Since you don't have money to cook in your house I don't think you have the moral ground as a woman to complain

bros, what's wrong in a lady having snacks when she's hungry and can't bear it till she gets home?

And you mrs cocroached meat pie, can you tell me why you painted that coca-cola?

Estharfabian:
LoL!

You got that right. it's A big curse!

nyways....Always Wear Sunglasses! problem solved!

the type of glasses wey welders dey use. Ko?

Just like the other nigga said, tell her to tie a red wrapper and wear red pant with cowries hanging on the pant. She can also hang some cowries on her pubic hair (if she get afro) and put two chicken feathers inside the punny.

NB- no pun intended

Lol, op, love is blind but it believes in miracles. By the time their eyes sees that uncle croco, you go know say miracle is real because na opposite direction the guy and babe go run like say no be them been dey look each other before.

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100] Jos! Jos girls literally strip and beg you to fvck em... I'm surprised nobody knows this! [/color]

hmmm my town girls? But you sef, reason the cold weather nah.

Don't try to understand women oh or else you go knock your brain. That's why i've concluded that i ain't gonna ever marry. A baby mama is ok for me.

Pop some baba blue (roche), drink a bottle of coca cola, browse on nairaland, check badoo or eskimi to see if my hook caught a fish, pray, back on nairaland and the next thing is my alarm buzzing. It's morning!

I always sleep around 2am and wake up by 6am.

My guy, i'm tempted to bash you but i won't because you seem to be an ajebo boy with no experience on women issues.

I'm sure she hasn't hugged you before talkless of kissing you not to talk about shining her congo.

Here is my advice- promise her some money, ask her to come collect it at your place, fvck her brain out, and tell her you can't find your atm card. Then from there, always avoid her and anytime she ask you to go to the canteen with her, try and form busy. you are not a dasuki or father christmas nah


Or,

forget about everything you've spent on her and end the relationship (that's if you have the balls) or just stylishly avoid her till she lose interest.


*NB- if you go with my first advice, make sure you use condom or else she might claim being pregnant for you. If she threatens you, tell her you have the video and pictures of her when you fvcked her and threaten her that you will realise them online. Thank me later.

Abeg i no be bad boy oh. It's just that a hoe needs to be treated as a hoe, not as a tractor.

Seriously addicted to coca cola and tramadol. I need serious help.

Gemc3:
My fellow Explorers fan. I hail o.

correct babe! Wallahi you sabi better thing.

Op, for making me click on that link without seeing any picture of nipp!es, may you forget the password to your blog and may agberos tiff your phone.

Imagine fa.! Inside this scarcity of mb.

Number 1!

#dastinambari

*crying very loudly* op, thank you very much. Thank you for giving me hope. At least i don see pesin wey i fine pass. *continues shedding tears of joy*

SlimAdenike:
My friend is your birthday mate

jose mourinho, kirk franklin are also our birthday mates. Operah winfree is also an aquarius.

Aquarius born are not much but each of them are stars in their specialisation.

mhmm, , , give me your friend's number. Hope say she fine wella.

nickkylawve:
Feb 14 for life born aquarius

january 26th. #Aquarius

There was a day i was watching a soccer match at the stadium after a heavy rain.
The seats in the stadium were wet due to the rain, so i decided to place the newspaper i was holding on the chair before sitting down so that my trouser won't be wet.

A guy was sitting beside me and this is what happened.

Guy: bros, this newspaper na today own?

Me:yes

Guy: are you reading it?

(see this guy o. You see me sitting on the newspaper and you are asking me if i was reading it. Shey i get eyes on my nyash ni)?

Me: yes, i am reading it.
And to proof to him that i was reading it, i stood up, turned to the next page and sat on it again.


, , ,smh

Lol.

Mom: junior, while you were still a little boy, there was a day you opened the first aid box and drank iodine.

Junior: mom, the day i drank the iodine, did i die?

People like the op are the ones that will make God angry and end this world.

Abeg op, make una slow down with all this poo wey una dey do in the name of civilisation. I don suffer too much for this world so i need to hammer and flex wella before the world end.

Ejor, na beg me i dey you.