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Haha, this op you funny oh. Chaii!

Ladies, una no go kill us oh.

Before, before na mouth them dey push. Now na leg them dey bend. Who knows, may be next na kitty lips them go begin show.

Team aquarius. You are right to an extent

Ghost!

amusadele:
Na those Tonto empty foam butts na them dey vex me pass.

wallahi the thing dey vex me also. Nothing meaningful

Lol. That's the truth.

elantraceey:
Now some foolish guys will take this and start generalizing that all Benin girls does this.


@Op very good for you, now you'll learn to stay in one place .

lol. This bae must be a benin bae. Bae, don't worry. I'm here for you and i'm not scared of benin girls.

Mehn, the other day me and my guys were drinking at water ways garden when a couple came in with their kids.

Oboy, na so this small girl of not more than 6years started to shake her bum to the music playing. I swear those girls wey dey dance for wizkid and co are all learners in front of that girl.

The girl then catwalked to where the bar man was, grabbed the pole supporting the stand and started mimicking a stripper. Wallahi, she was so professional about it. She even dey use hand touch her imaginery agbalumo breast.

What's worse? The parents no even send! I sha enjoyed the show but a huge part of me really felt bad cos i know what she's doing is wrong

Mehn, this is too risky. Next one we will see is going to be holding a fully loaded machine gun.

#single but testing different brands to see which one i'm gonna chose.

delectablegyal:
Pvssy nigger.

seconded.

Dude is a really wide pvssy nigga.

Seamareggae:
O bobby... This one don comot 4 advice.. Enter insult naaa

the mofo op deserves more than that insult. Such a disgrace to men.

Op should have been born a woman cos he lacks every traits of a man. He is just a pvssy.

I don't want to be harsh but sir, i think you are getting what you deserve.

How can you remain in a marriage where your wife had pulled a knife to stab you?
This religion thingy that you claim was your reason for not divorcing her sounds so f,o,olish! Please how old are you? Cos you seem so naive like a teenager.

Fvck religion and all the people that begged you to stay with that biatch. Imagine, you even lost your job hmmm. The award of the most fool!sh person in 2015 goes to you! (no pun intended, just being honest )

wallahi i just dey vex for here, , , smh

May thunder fire anyone that accuses the op.

Op, there is nothing wrong. The guy wants to settle down and you also want to settle down, go ahead!

After all, to an extent, i'm sure you know the kind of person he is- u

Op, you don't look like a muslim. You look like female hippopotamus.

The word marriage scares me. As at now, i don't have any plans on ever getting married.

The thought of spending my life time with a lady as my wife creeps me out. Don't get me wrong! I'm not a chronic womaniser. It's just that i can't stand all the naggings and monitoring habits of ladies.

Plus i like to be left alone in private without interferance. I can stay in my room for days without going out or wanting to talk to anyone, not because i'm angry. It makes me happy and i always get to discover solutions to certain problems. mostly, about machines. Chai, i pity my grandmum while i was with living with her. She used to have sleepless night because of me thinking i'm offended or sick. Sometimes she closes from the market very early just because she's been thinking i'm sick.

I guess all those stuffs about the zodiac and astrology are true. Because i possess all the traits of the aquarian man.

What i need is a kindhearted and mature baby mama i will treat like a goddess.

#Determination

Use iron sponge with salt and aboniki.

So she has been using the picture of another nigga on her d.p, and you are here asking if she loves you?

I don't want to curse you because i'm taking sugar cane at the moment.

My guy, pack all that is left of your sanity and move to the next one

My best poster on nairaland. Always meaningfull and educating threads.

Not those ones you see with captions like: "check out new photos of tonto shiiting" or "ini edo eats eba using her hand"

ride on explorers, i'm right behind you!

Haha, ma to use razor cut all the ropes wey dey for the back of the trouser

magicminister:
During the subsidy protest, I remember some roads were blocked, during a pdp rally, roads are blocked even an owambe can sometimes get roads blocked.
If we are to kill everyone conducting themselves in a disorderly manner then no one would exist.
Those shiites did nothing that warranted the hails of bullet.

For cryingnout loud, , children were in their midst.
May God forgive the men behind the trigger cos they will reap the full consequences here on earth.

What buratai should have done is to keepnhis appointment for another day.
Turn around and let the police deal with it.

Whatch the video I attached and see for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFzeNAHEhU

hey mr man, firstly you need to know that that road is a federal road. Did you watch the video at all?

A whole COAS begging those illiterates? Wallahi those soldiers in that convoy were really patient.

God knows if i were there, we won't have spent 5mins there.

Religious (islam) extremists in nigeria always behaving like wild animals, and that's why they are being treated like animals.

What Nonsense.