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Romance › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by Gofwane(m): 8:54pm On May 28, 2016
Kai! I really like it when i see girls continue getting worse with the way they dress these days. Can't wait for the day they will start moving around completely naked. According to recent studies by the NURTW, seeing unclad girls improves male erection and good eye sight.
Romance › Re: All About The P***y by Gofwane(m): 8:31pm On May 28, 2016
lifeisgood:
"It's better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled it...than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn't drill"
...Robert Mugabe
it is better to be stingy with money because it can finish than to be stingy with toto that can never finish #unlimited data - - - Albert Einsten 2016
Romance › Re: One Word For My Pix by Gofwane(m): 6:39pm On May 28, 2016
zanotti:
this is hilarious...cant stop laughing
lol, , , what i'm telling the guy is the reality o
Romance › Re: One Word For My Pix by Gofwane(m): 3:03pm On May 28, 2016
Terry68:
Ginaz!!!
You beautifully caught my attention. You are like a light penetration into a dark hole.

Curves in shape.
Height in place
Smiles; breathtaking.
Your soft touch would give any full blooded man peace more than any searly posturepedic.



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another toto ninja on the lose. Trying to scope the babe with the hope of getting to shine the congo.

Had it been all these praises you showered the girl were directed to God, you would have gotten nothing less than 1 mudu of blessings. Repent! and as for you Ginaz if you value your centre of excellence, better run away from all this punny hustlers
Family › Re: I Didnt Like My Dad When I Was A Kid And Still Dont Like Him Now I'm Grown Up by Gofwane(m): 10:17am On May 28, 2016
sugarbeesmith:
you don't know the value of what you have until you loose it......you should show much love to your dad especially now that he's still alive no matter what happened in the past cus if he dies I bet you will regret not loving him while he was still with you....I was in the same shoe until I lost my dad .now I keep regretting not showing him love ....
i'm telling you. My dad became useless to us immediately our mum died in 2003. He abandoned 5 of us at our grandmother's place including our newly born sister that survived the childbirth that killed our mum. without giving anything for our upkeep.


All he does with his money was drinking. At times, he will drink to stupor and fall on the way and passersby would rob him of his phone and money before coming to call us to come and pick him up.

I ended up not talking to him whenever we meet. I even stopped greeting him. We were not in talking terms till i left home to go hustle in another state. Few years later, i was called and told the man had died! That was when i began to feel bad about my behaviour. It was then i realised that two wrongs don't make a right. I wept badly and wished i could reverse the hands of time but twas already late.
Romance › Re: . by Gofwane(m): 7:28pm On May 27, 2016
If you continue comparing yourself to others, i can guarantee you that you will soon land yourself in trouble.
Everything in this life has its time. Just you can't afford expensive clothes now doesn't mean it will remain like this. One thing you don't seem to understand here is that all this things you see on social media are fake! Fake girls covering their karashika faces with make ups some even go as far as borrowing clothes from friends just to oppress people like you. If you ask me, i will say those types of people are the ones suffering from low self esteem.
Romance › Re: Short Address To The Moniker Called 'stupedinluv' by Gofwane(m): 8:05pm On Apr 22, 2016
samsam2019:
] directly telling us you have a bigger boobs?



Nice marketing strategy. Killing the competition to grow your own business



You should work for apc gringrin grin grin
it is better than kissing the op's asss, cos that's just what you are doing with the hope that the op will ask you over so you can come and shine her kitty *runs out*
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by Gofwane(m): 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2016
SelinaBrown:
You've been crushing a long time.... smiley
yeah ma lady. Look deep into my eyes, that fire in there is burning for you
Romance › Re: Will Smite Dead by Gofwane(m): 8:30pm On Apr 11, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
LOL

More LOL

Babe no use laff kill person oh
since morning i no laugh today till i read the girl's comment. Oga seun, you need to create a death section on your forum oh.
Romance › Re: My Small Breasts Is Affecting My Sex Life, I Feel Ashamed by Gofwane(m): 7:47pm On Apr 11, 2016
refiner:
.....eyaaa I feel ur pain sis....

every human here on earth has a companion,urs is on d way!...someone dah will love u just d way u are!....don't feel bad!smiley

and I fink it will grow wen u become pregnant and start breastfeeding
aunty, you are very beautiful oh. I hope that your signature is referring to me.
Romance › Re: Epic Response From A Guy To A Girl Asking To Borrow Money. by Gofwane(m): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2016
Ginaz:
This post is so dryer than dry garri I could not laugh without tearing my mouth. sad sad
thank you aunty! Bar man give this aunty one litre of fuel.
Romance › Re: Am I Wrong by Gofwane(m): 7:55pm On Apr 10, 2016
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That is because there is nothing like "besties" when it comes to friendship with a guy. It's either you're just acquaintances,classmates or workmates. But the moment it gets to that bestie shît it doesn't work.

You girls are the ones who think you can trap every guy in your nest and then pick anyone you like. In every bestie situation one of the two idíots must catch some feelings for the other.

There is nothing like "bestie" with the opposite sex. If you want a bestfriend pick a person from your gender and do whatever the fück you want with her.[/color]
this guy is the only nairalander that is a correct human cos he always speaks my mind- and it's nothing but the reality.

Op, take this poster's comment as mine too. And stop calling that sissy of a dude your bestie cos your bestie can never irritate you.
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by Gofwane(m): 7:43pm On Apr 10, 2016
There is nothing like true love out there. If a girl tells you she loves you, chances are it's because you have money, fame, or she's getting old.

So also if a guy tells you he loves you, chances are, you are very physically beautiful or posses a nice ukwu and boobi.

The last time i checked, true love is when you can't find a reason for liking a person. You just love them but you can't say why
Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Gofwane(m): 3:12pm On Apr 10, 2016
SQLmastar:
guy you harsh oo grin
haha, no mind the mofo. See how the bush man come dey waste that kind space for this period of scarcity.
Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Gofwane(m): 4:23pm On Apr 09, 2016
hadura29:
Nice one... sister faith hmmmm...
may your suffering be as long as the post you quoted. Must you quote the whole story? Newbie alert!
Romance › Re: Our Ladies Should Learn From This... (photo) by Gofwane(m): 2:27pm On Apr 09, 2016
halfricanadian:
Let it hinder cos God himself took love for strength

God said i will nt watch my child suffer for no just cause

My problem has been i love nd care so mch

Bt i traded dat for strength i was down weary nt a soul i once sacrificed help me

Now its all over who ever comes close will b stinged

I am covered with several serpents nd scorpions i am deadly soul wise no love

I am ready to b loyal to mysef
thank you my sister. All this love thingy is a scam. You will love a girl with the whole of your life but the girl will soo hate you like death.

That same will be madly in love with another guy and the guy will use and drain her then dump her. And the circle continues.

Why is it difficult to get what we want and deserve? The world is founded on unfair rationales.

As for me, i don't need love anymore. A fvck mate ok. We drink, smoke, pop some pills and fvck. On monday, everyone returns to their private lives.
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by Gofwane(m): 9:11pm On Apr 08, 2016
My one and only crush. SelinaBrown
Romance › Re: Really Angry And Disappointed In My Girlfriend For Taking Alcohol by Gofwane(m): 11:06pm On Apr 06, 2016
durentdbiitch:
What is wrong with an adult lady drinking alcohol? undecided



Listen, bcuz she's ur gf doesn't mean she shouldn't live her life.
Disappointed or not, its her LIFE!!
thank you my brother! The op is simply a local champion (at least he reasons like one). Let the girl be jhoor. Shiit happens once in a while.
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Beat Me,should I Forgive Him.... by Gofwane(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2016
All these bush mofos blaming the op for collecting the gift, can you show me where the op said the guy is making advances on her? she only stated that her fiancé said the guy is making advances on her.
The fact that she didn't request for the gift and told her fiancé about it is enough reason to not beat her. Why should any man even beat a woman?

@op, run for your life. It appears you are desperate about getting married. Marriage is not a thing to rush into no matter your age.


I don talk my own be dat.
Politics › Re: We've Been Visiting Nnamdi Kanu In Prison — UK Govt by Gofwane(m): 8:17am On Apr 03, 2016
Bsc:
There will be a political remedy for Biafra’s suffering—like an abused wife in a forced marriage.. At the end Biafra will come..It may only take little time.
haha, i like this guy. He sticks to his dream, and never wakes up. That's why we're having one less mad man off the streets. Keep dreaming, Bunsuru.
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju: Buhari Is An Animal, I'm Not Afraid Of Him by Gofwane(m): 12:36pm On Apr 02, 2016
CHESTER48:
**** You are in a country that claim to practice democracy,And when a citizen talks about the government then he is jailed..who vote the president there if not you the citizen..you vote him because u want him to work for you.and when u question him he jails u.and u come here and spew rubbish.
can you name the person that was jailed by Buhari for asking questions? Oh God why? Why have you decided to punish us with 'baskards' like this poster.

The person that posted this should be used for biology practicals or shooting target for police men. A lassa fever infected rat is more valuable than this mofo.
Romance › Re: April Fool Made Me Have Sex With My Rich Landlady & I Got This After That by Gofwane(m): 9:33pm On Apr 01, 2016
This op is a very disrespectful mofo. How can you come into the midst of grown ladies and gentlemen and blow this type of lie?

The thunder that will fire you and your prick dey studio featuring sango and amadioha dey record track for you.
Science/Technology › Re: Extreme Military Engineering: Fascinating Facts About Aircraft Carriers. by Gofwane(m): 7:24pm On Apr 01, 2016
Explorers:
During WWII, the Japanese navy had submersible aircraft carriers. These carriers were able to carry three aircrafts underwater to their destinations, resurface, launch their planes and quickly dive again before they were discovered.
Awesome! I like this. As usual, Seun you know the drill nah- add Explorers to your payroll.
Nairaland General › Re: Some Struggles From The Past Kids Today Will Never Understand by Gofwane(m): 11:07pm On Mar 30, 2016
Chaii! Man pikin don old kpata kpata. Seun, i'm still emphasising this: add Explorers to your payrol.

The guy is awesomely good. One of the reasons i've not yet dumped this site. So many useless threads about snakes, olajumoke, tonto, checkout 9years old dj, and what not you will be seeing on the front page while the good threads are left to rust in the sections. #NOTFAIR!
Celebrities › Re: Nnajiofor Christabel Releases Photos After Media Visit In Abuja(photos) by Gofwane(m): 11:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
LIES! This is a case of an old cargo hustling for husband by claiming she's a small girl. Abeg, check her toto if you don't believe me.
Celebrities › Re: Nnajiofor Christabel Releases Photos After Media Visit In Abuja(photos) by Gofwane(m): 11:11pm On Mar 28, 2016
LIES! This is an old cargo hurtling for husband by claiming she's a small girl. Abeg, check her toto if you don't believe me.

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