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laurel03:
Nice one.... Ur hubby go enjoy u now not like b4 dt he will need crane to lift ur lap...

guy, this your comment wicked o.

Dem dey use crane to lift her legs before, before.

#Her leg na motor engine

Nairalanders, una wicked oh. See as i dey laugh like person wey don high (although i just gulp a bottle of coco - i mean pap wey dem dey sell for chemist)

back to the matter. Being also a technician, i expect something better. Unless na you build the engine wey dey move this scrap.

Sorry bro, but i prefer the igbo guy that used 'i pass my neighbour' gen to construct a bike or our witches and wizards that fly inside (grannut) ground nut cover to fly to any part of the world between 12am and 4am.
Infact i dey vex for here
#tryhardernexttime, , , smh

Neduzze5:
Fustration is a big disease on its own. The lives it has taken knows no bounds.

I pray God Almighty will remove any thing that will make us frustrated in life In Jesus name.

To say Amen to this prayer, click like

and that is how people will start clicking likes to say amen to a prayer that was said probably by someone who just finish banging an olosho.

The thunder that will fire the op and y'all that clicked 'like' is still in the studio featuring sango and amadioha.

Better come collect back your 'likes' , , , , infact, i dey vex for here.

Firstly, this is a nice and well presented article.

Secondly, abeg make una no vex. But what about that locally made in naija phone? Then no dey upgrade?

Desdemonaa:
Nairaland is now filled with aggrieved, broke dudes, lamenting cause they can't meet up to standard.
I have a better sugestion: why not invest your time in something worthwhile instead of nagging?
Pauper midget.
#The moment you run out of fvcks to give. . .

Another expert in gold digging!

#golddiggeralert

Yes!
I still remember that day. It was in 2003 when i lost my mum and my grandmum asked my dad to bring us to be staying with our uncles while my dad returns to gombe state.

On that fateful day, my uncle sent me to buy kerosine.

On my way, i was attacked by this ugly looking ekuke local dog. Y'all know how local dogs use to be very fierce in those days unlike these days.

So i picked race and ran back home. My uncle got mad at me and started saying i won't eat if i don't go out and buy the kerosine but for where? I on gree in.

He got angry and snatch the gallon and money from me and headed out angrily.

Not up to a minute i started gearing foot steps and someone calling my name to please open the door.

I looked through the window and saw my tall uncle running for his dear life and that same dog was chasing him!

In my childish thinking, i ran locked the door with keys so that the dog doesn't come in when i open the door.

Na so uncle bang the door like say he wan break am but i no send. Oboy, nobody told him to run go enter our neighbour's house... Smh

No!

But beating would have been better than what she did to me.

Me and my guys were playing football one evening when a girl approached us and begged to play with us.

My friends agreed but i was against all me them. Why should a lady with wrapper be allowed to play ball with i guys? I queried. Besides, i have that girl!

Unfortunately, my guys succeeded in making her play with us. She was asked to join my side. But i quickly objected saying she is not useful to my side. So a guy was asked to play instead of her while she joine the other side.

Game started, someone passed the ball to the girl and quickly ran to show her "strength"
oboy, that was how this girl gave me one wicked dribble. I was wowed, so i turned around with the intention of clearing this girl out of the field. As i dey approach this girl, na so she just put the ball inside my O.C!

Both my friends and people burst with laughter.

That was how i ran back to to my post and started playing defence.

chukwudi44:
We want results not pictures. Enough of this useless propaganda. Wake me up when boko haram is eliminated or their attacks stopped

hey, mr Man. Watch the kind of things you say. You think because you are hiding behind the screen of your computer, you can spill out poo from that gutter you call a mouth.

I swear with everything i value, we shall come and get you if you if you try that again.

BabyDaddy20:
Who is BUHARI ??

he's an nigerian rapper currently topping the bill board. na him album dey reign :-P

I trust my niggas. Na to use Love Machine remove the thing before sending the joystick in.

When water pass garri

Oh my sweet home. It took me time to adapt to the life here in kwara.

If you've lived in jos, you'll understand what i mean. Everything has varieties there.

, , , #proudly ngas boy!

Rilwayne001:


The dude below me think say I mumu, he wan snatch FTC from me on my thread...dayummmn.

you wicked o

Jamean:
Hahaha!

I just laughed because I am experiencing similar thing. Had to move to my uncle's house for proximity to work. It has not been a pleasant experience, in fact this night she sent the cook to tell me that if I come later than 9pm kitchen has closed.

Hehe! Fuuuck your food, I care less. Not when my mum & colleagues force me to eat.

The woman answers my greeting with her nose, utter words loosely, will tell the cook to not keep me dinner (how many I dey chop sef) and all, yet I never challenged her or told my uncle. But I made peace with myself 2 months ago that she can't make me unhappy.

I anticipated her attitude before coming but my dad insisted. Right now I have given her the space she needs, don't even light her cooking gas or watch TV. I am just solo and it makes sense.

All this is for a time, I won't be here forever. So OP respect your self, no be your papa house, women can be very funny. Not watching TV or enjoying other things won't kill you.

BTW, my uncle is such a pleasant angel.

same problem i'm having over here. But in my case, it is the children. They always gossip about me when i go to work.

There was this day i came back earlier than usuall, and they did'nt know i was back. That was the day i heard all they were discussing.

The worse thing is that the mum has refused to let me get my own apartment. I applied for a loan at my place for work, so i can start living on my own. She got to know about it. You need to see the kind of scene she went and created at work. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . chaii, shey na like this we go dey, dey...?

I can't! Birds of the same feather flock together.

Ma niggaz, which level?

Number 1. I recently tried a relationship with one igbo lady. O boy na so, so 'i am broke' i just dey hear.

If you ask her why she didn't flash you, she go say 'i am broke

In short anything you ask her why she didn't do, she go say 'i am broke'

Once greeted her and she replied with 'i am broke!

Oboy, nobody tell me before ran away :-P

Make i book space. This thread is headed for the headquaters of nairaland

barcanista:
Yes 12 days and he has "achieved" the above. Can you dispute that?

. Haha ...this thread is as useless as the op.

Buhari is already in office, so shove it up your black ass mehn....

ADVICE: if you continue like this, you won't live long.