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Politics › Re: PDP Berates Buhari For Snubbing Handover Programme by Gofwane(m): 8:36pm On May 24, 2015
gregg2:
Baba Brainless has started
disgracing Nigeria so early
you are as useless as the 'nylon' they used to wrap the gala i just ate!
Romance › Re: Chai...ladies, Una Get Problem by Gofwane(m): 7:59pm On May 24, 2015
jamex93:
bros u no worry


just dey watch dem


by 40 dem go con dey pray for husband

dey jump from one church to another


say God no dey hear dem prayers



dem no go remember when dem use dem hand send away dem husband
loool..

Na so i go bank last week and the cashier was talking to her friend about how her guy use and dump her.

She was about to start crying when her bosom friend started consoling her that she shouldn't cry because men are not worth her tears.

The cashier started sobbing o. She told the friend that she wanna get married and the concerned friend told her she shouldn't worry, that a nice guy will come her way and she will get married before the end of this month.

I burst with laughter. Like WTF!! Is it possible to meet a guy and plan for wedding in less than two weeks?

The friend wanted to fire insults @ me for laughing @ ger friend's predicament. But when she checked and saw my khaki trouser and boots, nobody told her to STF.

And i was like #bunchofbitches.
Romance › Re: I Wanna Trekk For My Girlfriend From Lagos To Portharcourt by Gofwane(m): 6:51pm On May 24, 2015
dellyjoe10:
A good number of nigerian youthS have now resorted to the trekking adventure either for the president, the president-elect or a Governor. I have decided to trek for my girlfriend that's in PH. Keep a tab on my progress. Wait oo. What's ur thought abt dis my adventure?
don't do it, bro.
thunder will fire you when you are about to enter PH.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Insult P'Square Over What He Wrote On Fuel Scarcity (Snapshots) by Gofwane(m): 5:08pm On May 24, 2015
Princessonelove:
Stop giving people that look down on you, your money.
You're the one making them rich.
I don't care about celebrities
I don't follow them on social media, I don't buy their CDs or merchandise.
God bless you for this comment. I just don't know why people lack common sense!

To me, all this money they get from all those companies to be their ambassador would be better if use to sponsor engineering and technology. This country has raw talents in technology but the society and government have not provided an enabling environment.

I'm sure our refineries would have been working by now if the government had taken this issue of technology I'm talking about


#bunch of backward people


..........In fact, i dey vex for here.
Crime › Re: Ekiti: Police Lied, We Paid Ransom To Kidnappers – Omisore’s Daughter by Gofwane(m): 9:09pm On May 23, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Typing..........
I hate "change"
your moniker can be substituted with the word I.diot.

eg: you are such an Oremussanctus.

It can also be used as a wild animal.

eg: the hunter shot an Oremussanctus with a dane gun.

. . . PS: just a little pun intended. tongue
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 10:52pm On May 19, 2015
kaima1984:
Who invited butterfly in a meeting of birds?u see hw u misbehave wen u smoke sapele weed?sorry NA ur name
. . . Ok
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 9:40pm On May 19, 2015
kaima1984:
olodo,NA ur papa waste his sperm f ur mama bodi,have ur stiff head do away with the new slogan?
cool ...but on a serious note, your head looks like an unripe mango
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 5:13pm On May 19, 2015
kaima1984:
lost ship,I blame ur parent for nt nurturing u properly, little chichiwa,son of a never do well
na you sabi... #wasted sperm. :-p
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Recaptures Borno Border Town by Gofwane(m): 8:39am On May 16, 2015
kennydee05:
Ok
If u notice a useless comment above me please like....
Hint: the 3rd comment above me.
Many of the Tanoids are yet to recover from 1.9 Million votes from Kano, guy wake up may 29 is not far, is better u embrace Change or you wallow in delusion and retardation.
Your life isn't encouraging...
leave that person of a guy. Instead of praying for and supporting the new president-elect, he is busy saying BH will haunt the incoming administration.

Mr hater of change, better change your attitude and way of thinking because you might fall a victim of BH one day if you continue with that mind-set.

. . .Think about it...smh
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 11:31am On May 15, 2015
kaima1984:
idiot,bloody civilian is d newest English in ur dictionary and d only word ur stiff brain can can use often, fish head
na wa for this biitch O. Now I'm even more convinced that you've got Akamu as brain in your big skull. Seems you've been leaving a miserable all this while.

Anyways, i don't blame you, i blame the person that gave you phone to come online and start displaying your 'bushness'.

#Old cargo...
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 11:05pm On May 14, 2015
kaima1984:
idiot,I think bloody civilian is d newest English in ur dictionary, fish head
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 4:15pm On May 14, 2015
kaima1984:
is none of ur business if I quote d whole post,go n drink hypo + acid,are u the only 1 on nairaland?may u b blind if my post is d first t quote d whole post on nairaland u little chichiwa,attention seeker
lol. . .it's ok sha. Tired of replying you... But i still maintain, #youareabloodycivilian.
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 12:24pm On May 14, 2015
kaima1984:
olodo,pot calling kettle black
hey... Young lady, why the insult?
Are you not a bloody civilian? No real civilian can do what you did. Quoting the entire post was not just cool.

Okay? #mrscobwebbrain
Travel › Re: [PHOTOS] BEAUTIFULL CITIES IN NORTHERN NIGERIA by Gofwane(m): 9:25am On May 14, 2015
All these haters of northern nigeria, it is because of your hate and greed that the white man left this country in the care of the north.

Just imagine the kind of damage jonathan, madueke allison and co have done to this country in just a space of 5years... Smh
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 8:59am On May 14, 2015
kaima1984:
I must,wats ur business?busy body
okay... I've heard you, bloody civilian.
Family › Re: She Forgive Her Rapist But Cannot Forgive Her Husband. by Gofwane(m): 11:58pm On May 11, 2015
kaima1984:
if am d wife, I wunt leave my home for any reason,wat Nonso did ws annoying n betraying BT d deed has been done and forgiveness will b d right thing t do instead of leaving home
dang!!! Must you copy the whole story?


#newbiealert
Celebrities › Re: OJB Jezreel Denies Kidney Relapse Rumour (photo) by Gofwane(m): 11:37pm On May 11, 2015
I've never liked that linda ikeji, one bit. For all i know, she's a biitch!

I remember how jim iyke blasted her not quite long ago.

#mumuoldcargo
Romance › Re: How Can These DECENT Ladies Get Their Dream Husbands? by Gofwane(m): 4:12pm On May 11, 2015
Thunder go fire any useless clown wey comes to this thread to advertise for any yeye miss nairaland here.

Especially those p***y punk a** niggas aka women wrapper...
Christianity Etc › Re: If Korede Cant Sing Godwin In Church, Should He Pay Tithe From Godwin To Church? by Gofwane(m): 8:35pm On May 05, 2015
Redoil:
If you agree that anybody including a sinner should pay tithe so as to move the ministry to permanent site click like.
If you agree that not evrybody should pay tithe click share
buahahahahaha... Bros, e be like say u are on ur own.
Nairaland no be like facebook wey people dey beg 4 likes. tongue


#Na only u waka come.....abeg make una giv my nigga some likes nah
Romance › Re: What's The Most Romantic Text Message The Opposite Sex Has Ever Sent You? by Gofwane(m): 10:49am On May 03, 2015
MINE:I saw u in my dream yersterday nyt, and in my dream i saw u wit a document dancing so happy and excited and d man dat gave u d document said dat b4 dat document wil be signed and approved u shuld share diz msg 2 all ur contact to make d good tinz be activated in ur life....NOTE dat if u send it 2 three of ur contacts alone d blessings in dat document wil last jst 4 three years...send it 2 all ur contacts if u want it 2 last forever but if u ignore diz msg ur blessings wil be ignored
Romance › Re: Who Would You Prefer? •pics• by Gofwane(m): 6:59pm On Apr 26, 2015
Jst gimme dat damsel. I am also a player @least dats how ladies see military men.
Besides, i easily get tired and bored over the same thing.



Lol
Romance › Re: Mistakes Guys Do In The Act Of Wooing That Back-fires by Gofwane(m): 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
Psychopath:
Da fuq is the meaning of this.
Fool
@ this your age you are still behaving like a retarded kid?

Must you create such a long and empty space? Your brain is as empty as the empty space you created
Politics › Re: South Africas Xenophobia Killers Arrested by Gofwane(m): 9:28pm On Apr 20, 2015
denzmark:
BREAKING NEWS: Police have arrested three young men attacked and killed Mozambiquean man Emmanuel Sithole over the weekend during Xenophobia in Alexandra

Sithole 's killer arrester still wearing the same jacket how is that stupid killing a person but you don't know where to hide thumbs up man I blue and the community of Alex for their tip off. That is what we call ubuntu.

Sithole was murdered over the weekend http://www.babbleforum.com/politics/three-young-men-attacked-and-killed-mozambiquean-man-emmanuel-sithole-over-the-weekend-during-xenophobia-alexandra-t1607.html
this is medicine after death. The peopl in that community are more of hypocrites.

Why did they not make any attempt to save that innocent man before he was killed in cold blood?
God knows i'm very bitter and angry with south african for doing such to human beings and a fellow black for that matter.

I was even more devastated after seeing that video they set some teens ablaze.

South africans have created a terrible relationship with other african countries. I only pity their citizens in other countries that might soon be attacked or even killed in those countries...SMH
Christianity Etc › Re: Funny Picture Of Jesus Taking A Selfie. by Gofwane(m): 10:09am On Apr 05, 2015
Mehn, stop that type of joke. It ain't funny.

Later wen things don't start working 4 ya, u start crying 'God, y me'...smh
Romance › Re: Watch The Photo And Reply#what You Can't Do Without by Gofwane(m): 12:40am On Apr 01, 2015
After God, i can't do without my M16-rifle.

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