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gregg2:you are as useless as the 'nylon' they used to wrap the gala i just ate! |
jamex93:loool.. Na so i go bank last week and the cashier was talking to her friend about how her guy use and dump her. She was about to start crying when her bosom friend started consoling her that she shouldn't cry because men are not worth her tears. The cashier started sobbing o. She told the friend that she wanna get married and the concerned friend told her she shouldn't worry, that a nice guy will come her way and she will get married before the end of this month. I burst with laughter. Like WTF!! Is it possible to meet a guy and plan for wedding in less than two weeks? The friend wanted to fire insults @ me for laughing @ ger friend's predicament. But when she checked and saw my khaki trouser and boots, nobody told her to STF. And i was like #bunchofbitches. |
dellyjoe10:don't do it, bro. thunder will fire you when you are about to enter PH. |
Princessonelove:God bless you for this comment. I just don't know why people lack common sense! To me, all this money they get from all those companies to be their ambassador would be better if use to sponsor engineering and technology. This country has raw talents in technology but the society and government have not provided an enabling environment. I'm sure our refineries would have been working by now if the government had taken this issue of technology I'm talking about #bunch of backward people ..........In fact, i dey vex for here. |
OREMUSSANCTUS:your moniker can be substituted with the word I.diot. eg: you are such an Oremussanctus. It can also be used as a wild animal. eg: the hunter shot an Oremussanctus with a dane gun. . . . PS: just a little pun intended. ![]() |
kaima1984:. . . Ok |
kaima1984: ...but on a serious note, your head looks like an unripe mango |
kaima1984:na you sabi... #wasted sperm. :-p |
kennydee05:leave that person of a guy. Instead of praying for and supporting the new president-elect, he is busy saying BH will haunt the incoming administration. Mr hater of change, better change your attitude and way of thinking because you might fall a victim of BH one day if you continue with that mind-set. . . .Think about it...smh |
kaima1984:na wa for this biitch O. Now I'm even more convinced that you've got Akamu as brain in your big skull. Seems you've been leaving a miserable all this while. Anyways, i don't blame you, i blame the person that gave you phone to come online and start displaying your 'bushness'. #Old cargo... |
kaima1984: |
kaima1984:lol. . .it's ok sha. Tired of replying you... But i still maintain, #youareabloodycivilian. |
kaima1984:hey... Young lady, why the insult? Are you not a bloody civilian? No real civilian can do what you did. Quoting the entire post was not just cool. Okay? #mrscobwebbrain |
All these haters of northern nigeria, it is because of your hate and greed that the white man left this country in the care of the north. Just imagine the kind of damage jonathan, madueke allison and co have done to this country in just a space of 5years... Smh |
kaima1984:okay... I've heard you, bloody civilian. |
kaima1984:dang!!! Must you copy the whole story? #newbiealert |
I've never liked that linda ikeji, one bit. For all i know, she's a biitch! I remember how jim iyke blasted her not quite long ago. #mumuoldcargo |
Thunder go fire any useless clown wey comes to this thread to advertise for any yeye miss nairaland here. Especially those p***y punk a** niggas aka women wrapper... |
Redoil:buahahahahaha... Bros, e be like say u are on ur own. Nairaland no be like facebook wey people dey beg 4 likes. ![]() #Na only u waka come.....abeg make una giv my nigga some likes nah |
MINE:I saw u in my dream yersterday nyt, and in my dream i saw u wit a document dancing so happy and excited and d man dat gave u d document said dat b4 dat document wil be signed and approved u shuld share diz msg 2 all ur contact to make d good tinz be activated in ur life....NOTE dat if u send it 2 three of ur contacts alone d blessings in dat document wil last jst 4 three years...send it 2 all ur contacts if u want it 2 last forever but if u ignore diz msg ur blessings wil be ignored |
Jst gimme dat damsel. I am also a player @least dats how ladies see military men. Besides, i easily get tired and bored over the same thing. Lol |
Psychopath:@ this your age you are still behaving like a retarded kid? Must you create such a long and empty space? Your brain is as empty as the empty space you created |
denzmark:this is medicine after death. The peopl in that community are more of hypocrites. Why did they not make any attempt to save that innocent man before he was killed in cold blood? God knows i'm very bitter and angry with south african for doing such to human beings and a fellow black for that matter. I was even more devastated after seeing that video they set some teens ablaze. South africans have created a terrible relationship with other african countries. I only pity their citizens in other countries that might soon be attacked or even killed in those countries...SMH |
Mehn, stop that type of joke. It ain't funny. Later wen things don't start working 4 ya, u start crying 'God, y me'...smh |
After God, i can't do without my M16-rifle. |
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...but on a serious note, your head looks like an unripe mango