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Olekumaster: Tramadol.... Making me behave like a chicken with bird flu

hahaha. Oboy, dat ting 4ck me up no b small. We use 2 cal it TITILEPTIC.

Anytin ouside cow meat is a no no 4 me. Bt i myt eat a meal prepared wit goat meat. Bt chicken? I'll rather starve 2 death.

Oboy, my own worse o. Chai, my first chykin xperience no b here.

I jst dey misyarn dey tel d girl story of hw my mum died. D girl knew i ws confused so she blew out d lamp dat illuminating room.

Na dat 1 con do d magic because na den i get liver tel her evry thing i reharsed.
We ar no longa dating bt we ar gud frnds. We stil joke about dat incident

Lol, if any should ever see me cry she should better run o. Cos those tears are crocodile tears

I might just be trying to get her emotional so as to tender that punny she has been hiding for long

Lol. Reminds me of when one of my teachers at technical college asked us to pray that God should give us children with our type of behaviours.
Oboy, na so so God forbid, tufiakwa, i reject it in jesus name just dey come from our mouths. . .smh

Christ embassy, brain washing brethren and sisthren since 1759.

That was how they deceived my mum into sowing her ride 4 years ago and uptill now, e never grow. Despite all this heavy rains. Sha, may be na tractor or bulldoser the seed wan produce

Annoying thing is that she won't let me enjoy my small bike in peace. "carry me go here, carry me go there"

Make i no talk too much cos if i start to talk about my experiences in that church enh. . . But i like pst. Chris sha. Just that his pastors are bunch of 'peeps robbing peepul with bybul'

Liability: i just discoverd that am 3 weeks pregant. A pregnancy unknown to me who is responsible.

Yes. I know people will want to say to me that am a cheap lady. If it was was a sexual activities that put me in the family way it would have been better. 4 weeks before i discovered i had missed my period i was on a move not to meet any man, due to my recent break up with my ex, trying to pick up the pieces of my life.

I went to a swimming pool, where different folks were having fun, i was enjoying swimming there. After the whole fun, i went to the changing room only to discover that a tiny drop of sperm of an unknown swimmer had hung at the tip of my bikini.

I quickly cleaned it, not knowing that some drops had entered me.

Now am pregnant. Please should i abort it?
Please advise


Activate: sine

dis op sha... Smthng tells me u ar a die-hard fan of Andyblaze.

banega: Lies,. Abeg tell us another story.. Mhiz lie-bility •

as in eh... I no fit shout. You funny die wallai.

berem: That is not Hulk Hogan. He wasn't among the wrestlers who came to Nigeria for a wrestling competition. Stop lying Op!

are you sure? But wait o, which kind phone you dey use? Cos me, i'm sure i can see Hogan in that pix.

As in ehhh. E get 1 wey i meet 4 social ntwrk. D first day we met facially d grl com dey ask me 1.5k mk she buy bb battery.

I jst tellam mk she giv me punny first. She com dey foam, say she no b olosho.