₦airaland Forum

This is one reason i hate this country. Can we ever overcome that nonsense attitude of African time?

Even on such an important occasion... Smh

Editor1:
GEJ, go ahead and borrow any amount u want...

The S-south has given u the go-ahead. Afterall, wen its comes to repay the loans, its still the oil money from south dat is used....not the rotten onions from North!
Its our money...we spend it as we wish.

Meanwhile its GEJ till we find a better replacement!

as dumb and as clueless as his master. . .smh 4 you and yours.

FriedPlantain:
[b]All you guys always coming to nairaland to bash our women should please cut them some slacks. These girls go through a lot just to stay cute and attractive for we men, yet all they get is insults or malignant remarks in return for all their efforts. They do make-up, you lots criticise them for not being natural. they go natural, the same ungrateful guys would be the first to be in their faces for looking too manly or losing their feminine touch.

They stand straight and take pictures, they are bashed for being too masculine and taking pictures like men, they pout or bend their legs in an effort to look cute, na still wahala dem go still get their.

Na because of these extreme online bashing women face every day from men dey make them dey bleach, hereby killing their skin cells . In an effort to always look attractive for us, some of them go under the knife to get boobs job, butt injection and some other dangerous surgical operations. Because of us they would stay hours in a saloon with machines blowing hot air in their brain just so you satisfy us yet na reprisals upon reprisals dem dey get in return.

It really is a tough world being a woman in this world.

FriedPlantain

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woman wrapper!

Dat posture looks bitchy to me.


All this girls sef, na dem dey do things wey dey make guys yab dem.

PunkyOh:
*hugs*

Or maybe I should give you a "knuckle chop" lol

ahhh! No knuckles choping O. . . Who doesn't wanna hug a real lady.

PunkyOh:
Ok good I don't read PMs. Meanwhile, follow back cause I just followed you, twin

yeah sis, ama follow you all the days of ma life.

PunkyOh:
Hey

Where have you been, buddy? Long time no see.

been hustling 24/7
... Damn! Life in naija is so tough.

Meanwhile, i sent you a pm which you never replied

PunkyOh:
Because South Africa is home to criminals not only from South Africa but other countries as well. You saw the "bad boy" list ne? It consists of people from different countries.

oh punky my aquarian twin!

*in M I voice*

My shekpe bottle,
Standing on the wall (2x)
If i drink shekpe & i accidently fall down,
I will stand up i will drink shekpe some more

PunkyOh:
Of course you would It's ok. Confused, bipolar weather as usual.

Btw, I can't believe you think me saying we're special is a joke We ARE special

i meant to say the way you chat and express yourself is interesting. Unlike those ladies that be replying chats with "K" :-/

BTW, i sent you a PM

PunkyOh:
Haha. Yeah, Aquarius is actually the rarest sign. Because we're special

i must say i like your sense of humor...

How is SA today?

PunkyOh:
OMG, I'm the same way too! I'd rather be by myself than have to deal with people & their crap. I actually prefer my own company to that of other people. Plus I think I can entertain myself better. I never get bored when alone but other people bore me. I can go months without being in contact with people if there's nothing important to say & I prefer that they contact me for a reason too, not just to say, "Hi. How's the weather?". I seriously can't do mindless chitchat about nothing. I can take people or leave them. Never ever felt like I needed anyone. Loner.

damn!! A female version of me!

You are the second female aquarius i now know of.
#RareSpecie

PunkyOh:
Really? 25th. Almost twins

hahaha. So hw does it feel being an aquarian?

Its not easy for me o, cos people don't seem to understand me.

They don't just understand why i like to stay alone in my room or why i don't cope with over possessive people ( i feel choked up)!

PunkyOh:
Yes.

what date precisely, if i may ask?

I'm january 26th

Dis reminds me oa girl i tryd 2 chat up with on bbm. Not quite long in 2 d chat, she stated telling me that her bb needs a new battery and her subscription will soon expire. I jst replyd her with 'Eyah'.

But for where? D girl no give up O. She com dey tell me say d last subsription was done for her by a guy she met online and has not yet met, and he didn't ask her for bleep.

I still replied her wit 'Eyah'.

Mehn, dat girl still no give up cos she said she will never 4 get dat guy and she will never 4 get me if i do the same 4 her.

I told her i wish i could do it 4 her.

She now told me dat she knows i cn do it cos she knows where i work. I asked her hw she knew and she told me she has seen my profile on facebook.

I didn't bother to reply her again cos dis type of girls can do worse than Delilah did to Samson with her 'sweet' talk

........SMH

PunkyOh:
In my mind I associate it with low lives, so no, I can't. When it comes to smoking, only cigarette smokers for me.

are you an aquariaus?

Beamborla:
Farin gada. Where in Jos are you from?

from pankshin, but i reside in bukuru.

Beamborla:
#Clears throat#

mhhmm... The lady from jos_ my home sweet home!

Which part of jos do you stay

Babe, your ukwu big like trailer.

Mhenn, this couple rock! As in ehn, no forming unlike others that will be forming joseph and mary whereas they are Adam and Eve...smh

Honestly, i don't know. But i believe that's the way it was meant to be.

. . .MysteriesOfLife. . .smh

♍Ɣ eyes! It scares people away from me. Especially ladies.
A lady once told me that i look like a wife beater.

demmy0325:
... Hahaha... Lmao... No mind d op... He must b feeln special lyk daht ontop ntn.. Mayb its hs ist time a gal is invitin him ova 2 ha house... Nd Criously.. Does he hav 2 com 2 nairaland 2 tel Us...

i can feel the jealousy in your post. Mehn, stop hating on the niqqur. For God sake, it's gay!

atlwireles:
Shut your big mouth off, with your embezzlement rubbish. Same fucccking story from cowards since 1960.

"They said their refusal to obey orders of the Commanding Officer of the Special Forces Battalion, Lt. Colonel Opurum, was as a result of non availability of arms and ammunition to prosecute the instruction of the commander."

...Yet their commander, Lt-Col Opurum went with just 29 men and SUCCESSFULLY carried out the mission

i'm sorry 2 say this, but you are very s.tupid sir.

Ps: no disrespect

. . .smh

Bigflamie:
Is dwarf not a human being?
Silly words coming from a mother, I hope she won't end up killing the child.

pls sir, are you a dwarf?