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Health › Re: Salt Therapy For Ebola- Dangerous Rumour by Gofwane(m): 7:38am On Aug 08, 2014
A new way of advertising dangote salt? D best prevention is send me #750 mtn card and i wil pray 4 u. grin
Health › Re: Share Your Anti-ebola Salt Water Bath Experience In Your Area. by Gofwane(m): 7:23am On Aug 08, 2014
D whole idea sounds funny 2 me. Why nt a bath wit dettol? I hav a feeling dat dis is anoda facebook ''type amen 2 claim dis prayer'' nonsense. ...i might b wrong tho. *starts research*
Crime › Re: British Police Offer Reward For Info On Murder Suspect Who Fled To Nigeria by Gofwane(m): 4:14am On Aug 03, 2014
Dis whites dey slack. If 2 say na 4 naija him kill dat guy,dem 4 don catch am 2ru juju. By d tym dem mention him name 4 der flat screen tv(mirror), dem go c wer him dey hide.
Politics › Re: 10-year-old Female Suicide Bomber.. Made In Nigeria Suicide Bomber by Gofwane(m): 6:51am On Jul 31, 2014
suwailad: i dont get it, the girls at 18 and 10 were driving a HONDA CRV in Katsina? You can only find that in places like Port Harcourt. you mean almajiri girls riding honda crv, wonders
d prsn dat typd dis n d 1 dat lykd it ar high on dried ebola.., did u nt see d part dat named a male among dem? Stp being in a haste 2 type ur 'bushness' away. It means u've nt travel out of ur cave 2 tink only in PH teens cruise ryds... Ps:no pun...
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast Near Emir's Palace In Yobe? by Gofwane(m): 6:30am On Jul 30, 2014
Una don start again ko? Wen hunger dey wire una during fasting, una pipe low. Nw una don belle full, man no go hear word ko? . . .smh
Health › Re: My Experience With Weed by Gofwane(m): 12:02am On Jul 30, 2014
lurvy: This is just the funniest post I have ever read on nairaland! I kept laughing, laughing , laughing, laughing, laughing and laughing!
Mods, please kindly move this thread back to the frontpage for the benefit of those who didn't have the opportunity to see it!
NYSC › Re: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by Gofwane(m): 11:47pm On Jul 29, 2014
joelenesleek: Rolling on the wet floor laughing, thanks for making my night. kiss
I did dat? ... u're welcome. grin
NYSC › Re: My Experience With A Corper In Abuja by Gofwane(m): 8:21pm On Jul 29, 2014
Nihilist: You chased somebody with your car because you gave him ordinary 700 naira?

You be actor?

Your own akagum is too much bruv. So what would have happened if you gave the boy 1k then? Crucifixion?
wetin dis 1 dey yarn? Na ur type dey fyt wit pump attendants 4 filling station because dem put #999.9k fuel 4 u. . .smh
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by Gofwane(m): 2:57pm On Jul 29, 2014
Talkin about ur virginity, did u nt participate in d sex? Gals b tinkin dey ar doin us a favour by havin sex whereas it is a 50-50 thing.
As 4 ur topic, i dn't wnt 2 say anythng cos d truth hurts.
Romance › Re: 14 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Nigerian Man With Photos - Ladies. by Gofwane(m): 2:26pm On Jul 29, 2014
Xpectin d female version of dis thread. . .
Romance › Re: Will You Allow Your Wife Sit On Your Male Friend's Laps?? by Gofwane(m): 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2014
i wil throw away sum of d eggs in oda 2 create space
4 her. angry
Romance › Re: Some Men Can Be So Lazy And Inconsiderate by Gofwane(m): 12:50am On Jul 26, 2014
meelorlah: I see...a very good excuse for the man's laziness abi
no! 'Moral' of my qstn is u shud change dis topic 2 "A man was so lazy n inconsiderate" shey u grab?
Romance › Re: Some Men Can Be So Lazy And Inconsiderate by Gofwane(m): 7:57pm On Jul 25, 2014
Op, on a scale of 1 to 10, hw many men ar lazy compared 2 d numbr of lazy women? No gender inequality o.
Education › Re: What Was The Bad Habit Your Roommate Had When In School? by Gofwane(m): 3:53am On Jul 25, 2014
my room mate had dis bad habbit of talking wyl sleeping. Somtyms, he'll jst burst out laughing.
Me kuma i had dis habbit of eating late @ nyt. Dn't knw if it angered him.
Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by Gofwane(m): 10:54pm On Jul 24, 2014
IfyChuky: grin



Guy, u need to check well o, weda them do u from village oo... How a whole u tek stay 2yrs, n no babe despite several attempts to secure one? shocked , abeg outside hands dey am johrrrr cheesy
exactly! E be lyk say winch dey ontop my matter *T.b joshu on point*
Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by Gofwane(m): 10:50pm On Jul 24, 2014
LaurelP: Na him I come dey complain of only few months
I don see who I beta pass grin

Bros nawao, 2 whole yrshuh
bro, d tin don tire me o.
Romance › Re: Please Help... She Says I Must Marry Her Or She'll Do Me Juju by Gofwane(m): 9:29pm On Jul 24, 2014
Andy, abeg stop smoking saw dust nah...
Romance › Re: Y Do Ladies Make It Seem Hard To Tlk To Them? by Gofwane(m): 9:21pm On Jul 24, 2014
Our naija gals ba? Dem wahala no b hear. 2yrs nw, i neva get babe.
Politics › Re: 11 Parents Of Nigeria's Abducted Girls Die by Gofwane(m): 4:21pm On Jul 22, 2014
iamsegsy: PDP b lyk Hmmm....APC at work.
haha, dis ur signature tyt wella. President carter... Lil wayne rocks!
Romance › Re: Do Short Guys Find Love? by Gofwane(m): 9:22pm On Jul 18, 2014
Lilswaghanxum: I have always asked myself this question,do short guys really find love? I am really scared because i am 5'7. I just want some advice,no insults please.
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On You by Gofwane(m): 12:12am On Jul 14, 2014
Lord pls make a sweet beautiful lady creat a thread on hr Crush 4 me lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: .:: Non-tithers Are Criminals ::. by Gofwane(m): 1:19pm On Jul 13, 2014
MarkMiwerds: Contrary to the OP's claim, you will not be robbing God if you do not tithe.

However, if you are bypassing a poor person while on your way to a well-to-do Church so you can drop Naira in the offering plate, you are robbing God.

Inasmuch as ye did it not unto the least of these my brethren, ye did it not unto me -- words of Jesus
exactly wot i intend doing.
Christianity Etc › Re: .:: Non-tithers Are Criminals ::. by Gofwane(m): 9:14am On Jul 13, 2014
Dis thread is giving me mixd feelings o... I bn wan pay tithe 2day, bt e be lyk say i no do again o.
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Muslim Worshipers In Jos South by Gofwane(m): 8:00pm On Jul 07, 2014
I dn't knw wot 2 say regarding dis. I knw hw we suffered in my area 4rm doz muslims 4rm kerana in bukuru. Thank God no life ws lost bt dey shud knw dey ar reaping 4rm wot dey sowed. Doz gyel guys ar nw dangerously armed n ready 4 wot eva...we need serioùs help in dis country.

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