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Events › Re: Bride Arrives Her Wedding In A Coffin by Gofwane(m): 7:07pm On Nov 16, 2019
Awoo88:
Tyrion no dey get chance go ashawo house these days. Him dey busy dey ruinz things for background like mammum daura
I like that Tyrion guy sha.
Events › Re: Bride Arrives Her Wedding In A Coffin by Gofwane(m): 6:44am On Nov 16, 2019
Ha! Wetin Tyrion Lanister no go see for ashawo house grin
Romance › Re: Lovely Pre-wedding Pictures Of Two US Army by Gofwane(m): 3:46am On Nov 13, 2019
tee59:
I saw two males here grin
same here
Romance › Re: I Am Attracted To Girls With Thick Voices. by Gofwane(m): 5:12am On Nov 12, 2019
valgbo:
Closet GAYbrel cheesy
grin
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Storms Her Pool Party With Security, Fans Go Gaga, Mob Her by Gofwane(m): 4:53am On Nov 12, 2019
Just look at the leaders of tomorrow. Our present politicians will be remembered as saints and heroes in the nearest future.

Abeg who knows America and China twitter or intagram handle? I want to beg them to come and bomb this country cos it is finished already.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Vagina Has Been Sending A Sensation Of Electric Shock by Gofwane(m): 4:39am On Nov 12, 2019
Antoeni:
Check it with a Tester
grin grin grin With the way NEPA no dey bring light these days, na to just plug charger inside the Pusssy and charge phone be that.

@OP, use a digital meter to accurately know the voltage.
Romance › Re: How Are You Going To Spend The Sunday? Photo Of ME!! by Gofwane(m): 8:55am On Nov 10, 2019
stupidity:
lol. I don’t do beer sef. I hate loading my stomach with that stuff.
I used to hate it back then. Makes man to dey stagger like mumu. But as pills don too expensive now, man gast find alternative. Weed and my system no gree blend.
Man pikin no fit perform well on empty brain grin
Romance › Re: How Are You Going To Spend The Sunday? Photo Of ME!! by Gofwane(m): 8:37am On Nov 10, 2019
Oboy, everywhere hard oh. No money for beer today so na ogogoro sure pass grin POS do me shege.

Infact, make i go do morning shows sef huh
Romance › Re: Lady Gives Sex Advice To Men - Prince Eke, Wale Gates, Others Condemn Her by Gofwane(m): 1:51am On Nov 10, 2019
Wetin Spartacus no go see inside Batiatus' ludus huh
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:50pm On Nov 09, 2019
chenzen:
go to bed. make sure u wake up.
Alright, then. Good night.
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:48pm On Nov 09, 2019
chenzen:
I hate guys like u. terrible sissy.
Ok, but how does that put beer in my cup or cigar between my fingers?
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:44pm On Nov 09, 2019
iLegendd:
We cool, dear. Old things have passed away. I forgive easily when an apology is tendered. I wish you the best, dear.

Let me use the rat above to catch some fun and entertain my readers.
peace.
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:39pm On Nov 09, 2019
iLegendd:
Wow! With this, I'm totally humbled and I have wholeheartedly forgiven you. Ego won't let most men do what you just did. Accept my apologies too.
Like i said earlier, most of us in the real world are not what we appear to be like online.

Guess we cool. Right?
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:33pm On Nov 09, 2019
chenzen:
stop doin' that shit. apologising for what... it's like u need the laptop.?
hey mr Man, if you have issues with him, let it be between the two of you. Don't involve me in it. Ok?

I said something that hurt him years ago, he brought it up, i felt bad and apologised. What is the big deal about that? He's not the first nairalander i'm apologising to.

Just try and make peace with people if you truly know you've hurt them. There's no shame in that.
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:21pm On Nov 09, 2019
chenzen:
that dude is a baggage of emotional brouhaha.
i swear to God, in all my life, i've not met a man this emotional.
Jeez!
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:19pm On Nov 09, 2019
iLegendd:
It appeared in a book, so it's quite easy to recall something I have put in a book.

If an army man pulls a trigger lightheartedly, will it kill or not?
haaaaa!!!!!!! In a book??
Jeezz!
Wtf man?
Is it that bad?
Are you this emotional??
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:15pm On Nov 09, 2019
iLegendd:
Depressed souls fighting above. All they want is a reply from me, but I won't. I just received 2 laptops from Lagos and I'll be dashing them to people to use and better their lives and make legit money. Make una give me some minutes to upgrade them from Windows 8.1 to 10. I'll be back.
@ Ilegeng, i'm sorry ok? Nairaland is a tough place filled with people with iced cold veins online but most of us are cool peeps in the real world. Don't take everything here serious.
Romance › Re: WARNING to Nairalanders: Be Careful of These Types of Nairalanders [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:12pm On Nov 09, 2019
Greatzeus:
Guy you tried oh shooo shocked someone dissed you in 2017, he made a comment in 2019 and you still remember him dissing you almost 3 years after chai shocked I salute you oh,I guess we were created differently. For me there is no moniker here that I can remember dissing or abusing me,not even in the past month,infact not even in the past week.
Nairaland is a faceless forum,there are lots of frustrated dudes here,true but ain't most Nigerians frustrated?
Many don't really mean things they say,most of the vile comments here are a result of heat of arguments. That's how I see it.
the said comment was made lightheartedly yesterday!

Can't even remember dissing the nigga if not for the screenshot. That comment must have really hurt Ilegend for him to remember it years later.
Romance › Re: Bhut' Hector & Nonhlanhla KFC Marriage Proposal Goes Viral by Gofwane(m): 9:53pm On Nov 09, 2019
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Grace found the couple. Make I go plan my own,I will put coke,Amstel malt, mtn sim, Dstv decoder on the table,tell my friend to snap and insult me
weyrey grin
. . .and make sure you wear Messi or Ronaldo jersy grin
Celebrities › Re: Rapper Lil Pump Bitten By Snake While Shooting A Music Video by Gofwane(m): 11:17am On Nov 09, 2019
BlackCrainte:
Edo people can track you anywhere in the world.

Its just a matter of time.

This is not ordinary snake.
Lalasticlala and his disciples have gone international grin
Career › Re: What Is The Lowest Pay You Have Received For A Job Due To Desperation? by Gofwane(m): 9:40am On Nov 09, 2019
5k at a filling station. But what we made during fuel scarcity was 10 time that amount grin
Romance › Re: No Topic! by Gofwane(m): 9:35am On Nov 09, 2019
Dreiwizzy:
Don't ever wish for such; it doesn't worth it.
I never wished for it, but the heart wants what the heart wants grin
Romance › Re: Why Are You On This Forum? by Gofwane(m): 4:09am On Nov 09, 2019
To make other people sad when i'm sad. We must all feel the heat in this country together grin

#OneNaija!
Romance › Re: No Topic! by Gofwane(m): 3:35am On Nov 09, 2019
God, why?

When will i find myself in this kind of awoof situation??

Since i got matured enough to know the ways of girls, the beautiful ones just disappeard!
All i see around are short, fat and very black girls in hijab huh
Celebrities › Re: Lady Begs Naira Marley To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2019
Situation001:
Fixed
things to see in this country plenty wella.

Abi Situation001, u sef wan see things? grin
Celebrities › Re: Lady Begs Naira Marley To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 5:54pm On Nov 08, 2019
Princess1997:
Watin musa Nor go c for gate..marley marley
But Musa is tired of seeing things nah. The nigga has since retired grin
Romance › Re: 'Leaders Of Tomorrow' - Female Students Twerks In Class While Teacher Is Away by Gofwane(m): 6:37am On Nov 07, 2019
I wish Nigeria has a Nuclear bomb so that i can sacrifice myself and blow the whole country to pieces since angel Gabriel has refused to blow the trumpet and end this world because it is finished already huh
Celebrities › Re: Lady Begs Naira Marley To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 6:15am On Nov 07, 2019
kingxsamz:
Wetin Sylvestus no go see for choir practice...
wetin Zacheus no go see on top tree...?
Romance › Re: H by Gofwane(m): 4:35am On Nov 04, 2019
Simplep:
Beautiful.
Nairalanders and bad belle,they must complain .tufia


"He chased her for 4 years as if it's a degree".."she was with another person while playing hard to get'.."he is a weakling".."he is her last option" bla bla bla.

The 'koko' is that they are getting married and there is NOTHING ya'll type will change that,congratulate them and move on.
would you have been comfortable with this situation if it was your older brother that is marrying a girl he chased for 4 years?
4 years that Buhari used to rule the whole of Nigeria, this OP used that same 4 years to chase 1 girl?

What an insult. I don dey vex sefhuh

OP, please come i want to tell you somethinghuh

Politics › Re: Kogi 2019: Yahaya Bello Says He Will Rather Lose Than Allow Dino Melaye Win by Gofwane(m): 5:24pm On Nov 03, 2019
Not a supporter of Dino. But him winning meant you lose, dummy huh

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