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Romance › Re: What's Your Best Topic On Ubunja Mised. by Gofwane(m): 9:16am On Nov 03, 2019
In no particular order, these four are my favorites:

*That lil breake up she initiated for nothing.

*City girl's scheming

*Sex on credit

*The pvssy cartel

Infact, lemme go and read 'em again grin
Romance › Re: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Gofwane(m): 9:00pm On Nov 02, 2019
mosade:
. A country where the likes of Dele Giwa,Alfred Rewane,Bola Ige,Moshood Abiola and hosts of others were eliminated and heaven did not fall.Somebody should advice Naira Marley to do do softly.He is gifted but he is not in America
no mind him. People have fought and died for a more worthy course, shii didn't happen and he is there dancing soapy probably thinking shii is gon happen when he is attacked.

#yinmu grin
Romance › Re: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Gofwane(m): 7:31pm On Nov 02, 2019
donnie:
My very thoughts. With all the wahala he's facing? I pick those fights I know the Most High wants me to fight and I don't back down.

Let him ask Bobrisky ...wisdom is profitable to direct.
word!!!

A look at Bobrisky, Sowore, Nnamdi Kanu, Invictus, Mompha, Elzakzaky, etc should tell a sane mind that the government of today is not to be joked with.
Them go grab you, throw you inside one bottomless pit, throw away the keys and move on to the next one.
Romance › Re: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Gofwane(m): 7:23pm On Nov 02, 2019
Adexy4us:
do you think the guy is also ordinary too? you don forget 'yahoo ni babalawo'....
Naija police na another group of babalawo on their own o. Especially sars.

Those guys seem to defy any form of resistance.
Romance › Re: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Gofwane(m): 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2019
deltateam:
unfortunately his village people have hijacked his brains.
him eyes go soon clear grin
Romance › Re: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Gofwane(m): 11:17am On Nov 02, 2019
grandstar:
Just look how SARS disgraced a whole Ikechukwu! I doubt anything happened to those guys despite Ikechukwu posting it on social media.

Laura Marley better be careful.
my point exactly!

Those guys can do and undo and the only thing that can happen is for nigerians to react on social media. Nothing more, nothing less.

Nobody go get liver to come out and do shiit grin

Romance › Re: Unban Ubunja by Gofwane(m): 8:53am On Nov 02, 2019
chenzen:
I know u like free things.
how you take know??

...But who no like free things, especially in Nigeria? grin
Romance › Re: Unban Ubunja by Gofwane(m): 2:31am On Nov 02, 2019
Ubunja is currently developing a blog. I checked it out and he has started posting some of his previous miseducations.
Romance › Re: Naira Marley: 'Dolapo Badmus Wants To Have Sex With Me But She Is Really Ugly' by Gofwane(m): 2:17am On Nov 02, 2019
Hmmm. . .
This guy is addicted to trouble. Seems he doesn't know the type of people he is dealing with and country he is living in. He should ask Sowore.

It doesn't take olopa anything to arrest him, parade him with some bunch of rascals and accuse him of being an armed robber. That is if they don't shoot him and claim he was shot during a fire fight.
Romance › Re: This Life No Balance by Gofwane(m): 7:45am On Nov 01, 2019
That's how i live my life.
Once i chop food and moni still remain for hand, na to drink beer smoke siga and stagger go sleep for house.

I don't worry about tomorrow. Infact, fvck tomorrow. . . !


I'm of to work mehn...

Romance › Re: Lady Tattoos "HIV+" On Her Private Part To Announce She Has The Virus (photos) by Gofwane(m): 4:15am On Nov 01, 2019
I will still dive in if she burst it open for me mehn. I better die in a pussy like that than allow one trigger happy sars, kidnappers, boko boys, rickety buses, bad roads, fulani herds men, etc...etc to end my life grin

So many ways to die in nigeria. Smh
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Girls Dont Understand Sexual Fetish? by Gofwane(m): 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2019
Generalwoodz:
Wetin Boniface no go see for Coldroom grin
Lalasticlala sef, wetin he no go see for nairaland grin
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Girls Dont Understand Sexual Fetish? by Gofwane(m): 5:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
Jay5mie:
My broda...wetin olopa no go see for checking point
Even Seun sef, wetin he no go see for nairaland grin
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Girls Dont Understand Sexual Fetish? by Gofwane(m): 3:50am On Oct 31, 2019
Wetin Olaniyi no go see for Babalawo house grin
Celebrities › Re: Lady In Tears, Demands The Release Of Mompha (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 5:18pm On Oct 30, 2019
She should also be arreated. She is an accomplice grin
Romance › Re: Female Corper Who Shows Her B00bs & Undies While Wearing NYSC Uniform Expelled? by Gofwane(m): 7:23pm On Oct 29, 2019
Heroclitus:
Eeyah... But this will get her more popularity tho
i tell you!
One company will soon sign her as Brand ambassador.

#Lazy yoots huh
Nairaland General › Re: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do It Very Well?? by Gofwane(m): 6:38pm On Oct 23, 2019
Driving cars and bikes,
Playing keyboard and bass guiter...

... and then, last but not the least:
Drinking beer and smoking cigarretes grin

#SelfMade grin grin
Romance › Re: 2day Is My Beautiful Sister Birthday!! Beautiful Photos Of Her by Gofwane(m): 10:35pm On Oct 20, 2019
Kastrom:
grin grin grin you re too mean
no! I'm just being real grin
Romance › Re: 2day Is My Beautiful Sister Birthday!! Beautiful Photos Of Her by Gofwane(m): 3:15pm On Oct 20, 2019
After viewing this thread, the only thing that came to my mind is how one fat and long diicked guy will take this anty out in the evening, buy her suya and viju milk then take her home and bang the hell out of her pvssy all in the name of celebrating her birthday grin

Sorry @ OP
#sad truth
Romance › Re: Help Me I Slept With A Lady Without Condom by Gofwane(m): 7:04pm On Oct 19, 2019
The HIV virus travels very slowly. It will take it about 24 hrs to leave your penis and enter your body. So quickly go to the kitchen, grab a sharp knife and cut off your penis before the virus infectes your whole body grin
Romance › Re: I Am In Sex Triangle With My Brother And Boyfriend: Shameless Lady by Gofwane(m): 8:06am On Oct 18, 2019
Rajman45:
Shey na only me, or is there anyone else that don't believe all dis JORO fake fake news.
The guy is a drunkhard. All he does is wake up in the morning, drink ogogoro and eat kponmo from iya Tobi then grab that his loud tecno phone and start typing under influence (TUI) huh
Romance › Re: Thé by Gofwane(m): 7:38am On Oct 18, 2019
sodiqapril:
You deserve an Oscar award for this
oya, nominate me nah cheesy
Romance › Re: Thé by Gofwane(m): 7:35am On Oct 18, 2019
Hanks0000:
Haha haha haha... Were re ooo
I am just trying to help him out the best way I can grin
Romance › Re: Thé by Gofwane(m): 6:36pm On Oct 17, 2019
No easy way out for you bros. You don enter one chance.

The only advice i can give you as a young engineer is: locate a good welder around you and tell him to use a 10mm steel plate to fabricate a pant for you grin
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Doubt If I Have Quit Smoking Weed by Gofwane(m): 8:50pm On Oct 15, 2019
smat101:
Your ex is Tasha and your present fiancee is Angela Valdez.. grin grin grin If you know you Know...
James st. Patrick aka Ghost grin

#Inside Life grin
Romance › Re: IS THIS A GREEDY OR A WICKED GIRLFRIEND? by Gofwane(m): 8:41pm On Oct 15, 2019
Dear O.P, please if you truly know that you want to make heaven, kindly donate your heart and brain to students of medical college so that they can use it for medical research and useful experiments instesd of being alive, disgracing men and wasting useful space that could be used to rear pigs and vultures huh
Politics › Re: Enugu State Buys 100 Innoson Vans For Nigerian Police (Pictures) by Gofwane(m): 7:33pm On Oct 15, 2019
Where are the pictures of the bicycles nah?? grin

I wan see pictures of soldiers on bicycles with their rifles grin grin

Romance › Re: Ghanaian Women Go Braless To Celebrate No Bra Day (photos) by Gofwane(m): 5:12am On Oct 14, 2019
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Romance › Re: THIS NAIRALANDER Said I'm Greedy Because of This... To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 2:39am On Oct 14, 2019
Kayoderebel:
The best type of marketing is marketing that doesn't look like marketing
If you know, you know grin

#InsideLife
#ToBeDeletedSoon grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke My Heart But Wants Me Back by Gofwane(m): 2:26am On Oct 14, 2019
simonlee:
And he's one of those saying Buhari has cow brain
I swear, na saw-dust full the op skull grin

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