₦airaland Forum

2019 taught me to: Trust not in hoes but your hommies.

tobby20:
Get high on loud , instead high quality marijuana
Do no ventilation

Which one be loud again?

Marijuana is a no, no for me. That stuff makes me look so pathetic.

Awe4luv:
u are not ready yet bro, keep basking in the euphoria of your actions

If only you were addicted to a substance, only then you would have understood how deep this shiit is.

I wish prayers works.

I wish I could stop getting high especially on boose and cigarretes But I know it's not happening anytime soon cos no be today this issue been don start. E don tey

Bonatheripper:
Small rat.
With faded okrika Jean gotten from Yaba before Union bamk and aba sweater

this guy, why evilz nah?

Davash222:
My brother, the thing taya me pass you.
Seems we’re loosing more men to Eve’s daughters recently.
The one wey pain me pass na, the guy that was complaining that ‘His girlfriend zoomed off with his car and left him stranded at the airport’.
such leverage!!

Wallahi, that guy deserves correct beating for letting that hoe disrespect him like that

Oboyyeh, this guy collect better mending
Be like say the girl he slapped na Anthony Joshua's kid sister

Charleys:
Wetin Sanusi no go see for inside Emir's palace.

Him no go fit see strippers insidee Emir's palace

favoryte33:
Tell me what u did to try to quit. You may have gone about it d wrong way

I stayed away from my drinking comrades, relocated to a new area, but we all know you can't run away from the devil. I even tried to visit a babalawo on this same issue

Booze and cigarretes
I've tried and tried to quit but I end up resuming worse than the last time.

Right now, I've accepted my fate

The OP is a renowned young hoe on this forum

"The annoying thing is that you will just see a small girl of yesterday thinking you don catch one smally, but once she bend down a little, you could see her kidneys, liver through her puxxy" - Tommy Egan 2019 BC

soberdrunk:
Kneel!!!! I hereby knight you Sir Wanksalot of Masturbadia!!! First of his name.....

. . . In the name of the right hand, I charge you to be soft to your preek.

In the name of the vaseline, I charge you to be slippery.

And in the name of more pleasure, I charge you to visit xvideos.com


Arise and jo soapy till you burst a nut

They should stop viewing any BBNaija threads.

Brother Bitrus, may our lord Jesus Christ reward you for all your efforts.

If I hear say I no knack that kpekus

youngsahito:
what are those two big oranges called?

They are are called booby trap

A Military personel will understand better.

iTearHerToto:
Hey tee.…yoh wanna hangout sometime??

Bahd guy. You wan tear her toto bah?

You dey find partner wey go follow you go fvck sugar daddy ba?

samdavjustin:
Aren’t you too young to be thinking of marriage. Go and read your book and leave relationship for grownups

She's one of the petty young and upcoming hoes on nairaland. If only you knew the size of monster coccks she deep throats even at this tender age.

Smh

ajebuter:
Come, make I konk your head!

No wahala. So far as you go konk am in the other room

Nnamebuka:
...and fap yourself to sleep (you don't have to omit that). It's a familiar terrane bro..

You can't continue this way man. You are short-changing your happiness for tomorrow today.

It is what it is bro. Man is just trying to survive in this country one day at a time while putting in efforts to make changes.

bikerboy1:
I hope to pay you bro.

That's a good chunk of your life that is passing by

Tis indeed a very good chunk of my life that is passing by.
I'm just praying and working for better days ahead.

Menage a trois loading . . .

Please, i need a job in her chambers. I'm willing to work 24/7 for free

bikerboy1:

Which kind work you dey do like this!?

I work as a mechanical engineer in a factory. Oboyyeh na 8am to 6pm from mondays to fridays and most times, saturday and sundays.

By the time I close, man don tire. Na to go drink beer sleep remain

Macsjebs:
You honest sha, pple can pretend like dem no dey jo .....

na so.

More than 10 years ago. But i dey jo soapy from time to time

Work no gree gimme time for women and their wahala

As a machinist i can reliably tell you it is not too lucritive in Nigeria except if you manage to find yourself in a foreign owned oil company.

However, you can still go ahead and learn TIG welding as no experience is a waste. Who knows what the future holds?

pcguru1:
Hmmm all these efforts over a mere woman lol. NL boys no go kill me. I cant offer much advice on women, but I can enlighten you how it feels not to worry about being broke or women.

I swear! All this wahala untop a woman??

I will miss the lawlesness. You can do and undo in Nigeria if you have the cash

It's not a good thing though

Bitter truth. E bitter pass tramadol