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Romance › Re: What Is That Sexy Ringing Tune by Gofwane(m): 7:33pm On Dec 05, 2019
Mine is my bebe remix by Sky B ft lil wayne and T pain huh
Romance › Re: How Do You Think You Will Die? by Gofwane(m): 7:43am On Dec 05, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
MIGHT PROBABLY DIE OF ALCOHOLISM sad
Same here. The rate at which i dey shayo is scary even to the beer parlour owner.

The suprissing thing is i don't misbehave no matter the quantity of Goldberg or Man-pass-Man i take grin
Romance › Re: Four Popular Nairanlanders That Deactivated Their Account This Month by Gofwane(m): 8:57am On Dec 02, 2019
Riele:
You are the petty hoe here .
Move along, biatch!
Romance › Re: Four Popular Nairanlanders That Deactivated Their Account This Month by Gofwane(m): 4:46am On Dec 02, 2019
Newguyhere:
Pettyprincess deactivated because of me grin grin. I later got to find out that polish guy broke up with with her cheesy grin
The girl is depressed grin
Everything I said came to pass grin
So she deactivated after boasting that she is ready for anyone that thinks they can intimidate her. The petty hoe never knew nairaland is now a hood for chaps with thick skin.
Romance › Re: What Are The Disadvantages Of Dating You? by Gofwane(m): 4:00am On Dec 02, 2019
When it comes to relationships, i easily get bored. I find it hard to understand how two people could marry and live together till death.
Romance › Re: Meet The PH Cross Dresser Who's In The Verge Of Taking Over Bobrisky; Photos by Gofwane(m): 9:14am On Nov 28, 2019
You guys just like promoting foolish people.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy In Bikini At The Beach In Dubai (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 8:03pm On Nov 26, 2019
Thebwoy:
Her nyash looks older than her face grin
osheyy, baddest grin

awon eagle eyes grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Tacha's First Studio Picture At 17 (Throwback Photo) by Gofwane(m): 6:27pm On Nov 25, 2019
Looking like a HIV patient grin
Celebrities › Re: Ndidi Obi Returns With 'Living In Bondage, Breaking Free' (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 4:48pm On Nov 24, 2019
mrwonlasewonie:
Mind your business ko,mind your job ni grin
mind your pension ni grin
Romance › Re: Save A Hoe by Gofwane(m): 1:31pm On Nov 24, 2019
RedCreme21:
undecided is this a movement?
Something like that. Hoes are getting really annoying and sophisticated these days huh
Romance › Re: Lady Barbs Her Fiance Hair, Collected 2k And Twerk For Him In Pre-wedding Photos by Gofwane(m): 4:54am On Nov 21, 2019
Auladimeji:
And if you don't, will you die
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Romance › Re: Lady Barbs Her Fiance Hair, Collected 2k And Twerk For Him In Pre-wedding Photos by Gofwane(m): 4:41am On Nov 21, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Women we too like money grin,if na me i go charge 5k grin
If we call you a farm tool now, you will start yapping BS
Family › Re: What Trait Did You inherit From Your Parents? by Gofwane(m): 7:21pm On Nov 19, 2019
UnimkeAk:
No offence but if ur grandad wasnt registered, with COREN , Im sort he wasnt an engineer.... Let's start getting things done the way it is supposed to be in this god damn country
yep, you are absolutely correct. Thanks
Family › Re: What Trait Did You inherit From Your Parents? by Gofwane(m): 5:50pm On Nov 19, 2019
HacheNoire:
Technician
thanks for the correction
Family › Re: What Trait Did You inherit From Your Parents? by Gofwane(m): 5:00pm On Nov 19, 2019
stupidity:
interesting. I hope you utilize this gift very well.
Currently, i'm doing good. I'm praying that God will open a way for me to set up my own workshop.
Romance › Re: Nairalander (Humbleservant) Weds His Beautiful Wife by Gofwane(m): 7:27am On Nov 19, 2019
Your wife take style resemble Ini Edo version 4.0 grin
Romance › Re: How Can I Deal With My Bipolar Disorder Towards Girls? by Gofwane(m): 5:29am On Nov 19, 2019
ikcid:
Sometimes I feel like knocking on the head of a motorcycle rider whenever I'm on bike.
oboyyeh, your own case is entirely on next level.
Knock the okada man and see how both of you will land inside gutter. Plus you go chop better beating especially if the bike man na ab0ki grin
Family › Re: What Trait Did You inherit From Your Parents? by Gofwane(m): 5:09am On Nov 19, 2019
Skills. . .
My grandad never went to school but he was an exceptionally skilled mechanical engineer that worked and was so pampered by the white men that pioneered tin mining in Nigeria.
The skill was passed down to my dad. He was so good that companies like Nasco, grand cereals, zamfara textiles, dangote cements and lots more were dragging him with mouth-watering offers till tragedy struck in 2003 when i lost my mum. The skill was passed on to me before he died in 2014.

In my late twenties now and have successfully worked with numerous machines that i've not seen before. I just have this amazing ability to analize, decipher and resolve mechanical problems. I also fabricates all kinds of spare parts.

#not bragging
#true story
Romance › Re: by Gofwane(m): 4:37am On Nov 19, 2019
LadyGCrueDKilaB:
I never heard of paying for friendship shocked
Now you have.

Times have changed and the only constant thing in life is CHANGE!!!
Romance › Re: by Gofwane(m): 4:24am On Nov 19, 2019
I can supply you a full squad of some real Bad B!tches. How much are you willing to pay?
Romance › Re: My Wife Slept With Gym Instructor, I Want A Divorce by Gofwane(m): 3:51am On Nov 19, 2019
Oboyyeh.., shocked see as gym instructor dey tap pvssy with him palm. Before the woman go say arghhhh (2x), the palm has been replaced with a VTB (Very Thick Bura) cool

Romance › Re: My Crazy Collection Of Dark Humor Pictures by Gofwane(m): 7:41am On Nov 18, 2019
Here are some.

...Even with my 'twisted' sense of humor, i find the first one sick!

Romance › Re: Davido Will Not Marry Chioma. Here Is Why (pics) by Gofwane(m): 4:26am On Nov 18, 2019
GreatResearcher:
Go through my profile u will see threads upon threads i have created to praise women. I dont insult women. I just call dem d way i see dem.
you really have time to be explaining yourself to the lil hoe. Just call her Hoe and move on.
Romance › Re: My Friend Wants To Kill Himself For His Gf by Gofwane(m): 4:02am On Nov 18, 2019
hammerD:
Grow up man? Savagery will get u no where? How can u talk to her like dat? If na ur sister, will u like it? Tout! angry
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Romance › Re: My Friend Wants To Kill Himself For His Gf by Gofwane(m): 4:01am On Nov 18, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Kill yourself fool!!! B4 your face be like higher killer grin grin,brother ode!!!
For your mind you dey happy say you get opportunity to even see my mention,abiru jatijati!!!
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Romance › Re: My Crazy Collection Of Dark Humor Pictures by Gofwane(m): 6:33pm On Nov 17, 2019
Drop more abeg grin
Romance › Re: My Friend Wants To Kill Himself For His Gf by Gofwane(m): 6:18pm On Nov 17, 2019
hustlelegit:
And you think women can exist without men. I really don't understand "you can live without us" no be pussy most of una dey offer? Without men most women will be left With nothing, you rely on men for your bills and other necessities. Mtcheww.

Tl
you dey mind the petty hoe? Grown ups are talking and the upcoming ashawo thinks she has an opinion huh
Romance › Re: Which Food Annoys You Most? Which Is Your Favourite? by Gofwane(m): 4:22pm On Nov 17, 2019
God, i hate pap. I'd rather starve than take that thing, it's been close to 20 years now since that thing entered my mouth.
Romance › Re: Screenshot: My Experience In The Hands Of A Terrible Gold Digger by Gofwane(m): 4:20am On Nov 17, 2019
AllenSpencer:
Find a job!
maga
Events › Re: Bride Arrives Her Wedding In A Coffin by Gofwane(m): 7:13pm On Nov 16, 2019
anonymous1759:
Aka( pleasure House)
That guy like flexing sha. He a Pvssy n booze fanatic grin
Events › Re: Bride Arrives Her Wedding In A Coffin by Gofwane(m): 7:09pm On Nov 16, 2019
KanuSE:
Who's Tyrion Lanister?
one of the greatest diplomats of all time

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