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Travel › Re: All You Should Know About Driving In Australia As A New Immigrant From Nigeria by Gofwane(m): 9:24am On Jan 14, 2020
Rikze:
Person wey never buy motor nor need jack and wheel spanner!
what if the person na vulcanizer? grin
Romance › Re: Wickedness! Man Kick Lady That Was Tw£rking In A Club. VIDEO by Gofwane(m): 7:15am On Jan 14, 2020
shocked maybe na him kid sister e catch for where she don dey codedly learn ashawoism grin
Romance › Re: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by Gofwane(m): 6:26am On Jan 14, 2020
I hate guys like this OP. Always making hoes feel like they are tractors or caterpillarshuh

Just imagine. Even after what happened, you are here asking us to tell you what to do. Please go and drink sniper and rid the world of one Mumu angry
Romance › Re: Unbelievable! Best Man Grabs Bride Backside. PHOTOS by Gofwane(m): 8:14pm On Jan 13, 2020
samtinx:
grin my brother freely he received, freely he takes
That’s just the gospel truth grin
Romance › Re: Unbelievable! Best Man Grabs Bride Backside. PHOTOS by Gofwane(m): 7:45pm On Jan 13, 2020
There's love in sharing grin
Romance › Re: Pls Help I Am Beginning To Be Attracted To My Fellow Males by Gofwane(m): 6:16pm On Jan 13, 2020
StandUpGuy247:
Mumu. No go find work do. Is that how you will watch animal sex and be thinking of hi to knack goat?
or a day old broiler chicken grin
Romance › Re: After Cumming, What Next? by Gofwane(m): 5:44pm On Jan 13, 2020
If she is a hoe I paid to knack, after Cumming na to blow cigar then proceed to the next semesterhuh
Romance › Re: What’s The Most Expensive Gift You Ever Received And From Who? by Gofwane(m): 3:38pm On Jan 10, 2020
A Sony Ericsson Z200 phone from my uncle in 2007. I was just feeling like Bill Gates that year grin
Romance › Re: Meet The Sexiest Girl In Nigeria (pictures) by Gofwane(m): 3:06pm On Jan 10, 2020
Those ashawos on codedruns.com are far prettier than this girl.
Family › Re: I Always Talk To Myself Help Out by Gofwane(m): 3:44am On Jan 08, 2020
stupidity:
What do you talk about?

That’s the important question. Are you solving Nigerians problem or you talk nonsense.

If it’s the former, you are on the right path. But if it’s the later;

bro!!!!

Our people say Na from clap person Dey enter dance. If you are already talking on the street, you mad bro.
it's funny how stupidity is the only one asking a sensible question. @op, what do you always talk about?
Politics › Re: Court Orders Kwara Government To Stop Demolishing Of Saraki’s Property by Gofwane(m): 7:35pm On Jan 07, 2020
Florenccce:
E
is for E-Money grin
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by Gofwane(m): 5:56pm On Jan 06, 2020
Olamsoh:
I jokenly told her that I have oesophagus....she screamed and said she can't marry someone with oesophagus...I was trying to tell her it's a joke that oesophagus is a part of the inner body..she still no gree....I even heard she shared it as testimony..that God saved her from marrying someone with oesophagus
damn, God saved you from marrying a dumbo grin
Romance › Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by Gofwane(m): 5:54pm On Jan 06, 2020
She said I looked like a wife beater. But in reality, I am one of the most kind hearted human being to ever grace the surface of the earth.
Romance › Re: A Thug Impregnated My Younger Sister by Gofwane(m): 1:16pm On Jan 04, 2020
Mraphel:
Like you impregnated ur baby mama beside when will u marry her?
damn!!! Kung-fu panda grin
Romance › Re: A Gift From iLegendd [PICTURE] To Be Deleted Soon by Gofwane(m): 7:32pm On Jan 01, 2020
Nice one Ilegendd. You are truly a man of your words.
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A New Year, A New Chapter. by Gofwane(m): 6:55pm On Jan 01, 2020
ubunja:
gofwane good to hear boss. Happy New Year bro.
I wish you many more new years ahead in abundant miseducations
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A New Year, A New Chapter. by Gofwane(m): 6:08pm On Jan 01, 2020
Ubunja the great, I wish you many more Ubunja this year
Romance › Re: My Attempted Rape Experience And Why I Think All Rapists Are Mentally Sick by Gofwane(m): 10:29am On Jan 01, 2020
funmisticqueen:
Every man is capable of rape. If they are given
the right opportunity.
fucck you for this commenthuh
Romance › Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 7:44am On Jan 01, 2020
APCNig:
Go and hit your head on the wall. You go see the nyansh now and in start shivering
Ha uncle, but I am not the one that cursed you with weak erection and low sperm count nah
Crime › Re: Dad Sprays Over 27 People With Acid For Bullying His Son In Cross River State by Gofwane(m): 4:53pm On Dec 31, 2019
Switch07:
Minding of business is what's killing Nigeria
Go ahead and mind someone's business then and see if they won't baptize you with acid. Nigeria is dead and buried already.
Crime › Re: Dad Sprays Over 27 People With Acid For Bullying His Son In Cross River State by Gofwane(m): 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2019
Ifakiland:
It's not much na, next time they will mind their business.
grin The most profitable business in this world is minding one's business - Spartacus 1844BC.
Romance › Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 4:20pm On Dec 31, 2019
Blessed13:
Comments like this would scare ladies from posting their pictures
really? You think they don't know what they are doing when they snapped pictures in that posture? If you don't know, their aim is to get men lusting after them.
Romance › Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 3:31pm On Dec 31, 2019
2kaybiel:
Happy New year
this your nyansh ehh, what does it take to hit it? cool
Romance › Re: Update: My Girlfriend Has Reconsidered Me, Should I Accept In Good Faith ? by Gofwane(m): 9:57am On Dec 31, 2019
No need advising a donkey for matter how many times you advise a donkey to stop allowing itself being overused by humans, it will never listen because it is a donkey - Theon Greyjoy 1597BC
Nairaland General › Re: What Were Your Goals For 2019? Did You Achieve Them? by Gofwane(m): 9:19pm On Dec 30, 2019
Davash222:
Frankly, No!!


I’m just waiting for that pastor that said this year is my year.
please mention me when you find him. Let's join hands and beat him up togetherhuh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by Gofwane(m): 6:08pm On Dec 28, 2019
Eaztzide:
Sounds like it was a set-up and you failed. Sorry tho cry
The guy failed woefully. With distinction sef grin
Career › Re: Start Writing Your Date In Full Format Come 2020 by Gofwane(m): 8:02pm On Dec 27, 2019
GIDIBANKZ:
Abegi.....why didn't dey Change 12/12/19 to 12/12/1968 .....Somep eople just want to Trend......Abeg make O.P go Die
you were very generous by putting 12/12/1968 you should have put 12/12/1546 AD grin
Romance › Re: I Love Her But She's Not Intelligent Advice Me Please by Gofwane(m): 6:05pm On Dec 26, 2019
lilwetdick:
you want to give someone daughter books to read
The guy resembles Airforce1 grin
Romance › Re: What Addiction Do You Want To Break Free From Next Year? by Gofwane(m): 5:57pm On Dec 26, 2019
favoryte33:
I'm addicted to alcohol.The day i leave it,i'll just die.If d economy of this country don't make you get high,then you must be an alien.
Ma niggar grin only those who have seen it all will understand the dept and truth in your words.

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