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Macgreat:
This woman is not wise at all.


She just cast her husband in public. "Bush" ?

Chai! What a foolish woman!

what else do you expect from a fish brained lady?

Too much of watching nollywood movies.
See as the guy dey form pete edochie

Macgreat:
After selling and still selling her V-G . . . her personal business.
tiring.

hahaha hahaha hahaha

You wicked no be small

Womanpleaser:
You can do it.
Just believe and be self disciplined.
From drinking pepsi everyday, I have reduced my intake to 2 per week.
Next year, nah 1 per week

that's great!
I will stop it by God's grace. Amen

Bad eating habits and addiction to Coca-Cola and other substances. I can spend the day without eating so far i see a big bottle of Coca Cola.
So addicted that i drink at least 1.5 litres every day for the past 4 years

My colleagues at work have nick named me Coca-Cola.
Right now in my room, i have nothing less than 20 empty bottles of 1.5 litres Coca-Cola. That is excluding the ones i have dashed out.



God, please help me!

Mrbolt555:
Na so I just download this Tinder app. hoping to find some sexy girls to bang. na so I open chat with one girl. I tell her make she come my side. u no watin she tell Me? She say 30k for short time. I laugh tire!! U dey MAD!! the sex go carry go heaven? Chai! imagine such Bullshit! I just delete am sharpaly! These Girls dey Mad no b small!

if I hire you to cut the grass in my house, will you charge me the exact amount that job is worth knowing that i will still bargain on the amount you called?

candlewax:
thanks chief

Augustap

same reason children live longer than adults, they have fun. when i want to have fun i behave like a 10years old, dont take life so serious, we will never out of it alive

Augustap

you are really a confused person. How do children live longer than adult? Is it not a child that will grow to an adult and die? Or do they remain children while the adults keep aging?


so at your age now, you can can go outside and start pushing tyre down the street just because you want to play like kids Smh

Ancient of days,
as old as you are,
As old as you are,
you no get small sense .... (2*)

blacq2009:
Did op say she's not a Nairalander?

who said she is not a nairalander?

Op said it is a male that is behind that monicker

I can see the noodles, plantain and something that looks like oranges. What is that yellow stuff?

Lol, i thought this thread is for hilarious memes cos all the pinshures look funny

Make i drop the few i have.....

sexybbstar:
This girl is a Nairalander, I've forgotten her moniker .. Let her catch you.

@op, come and say something about this

This habit of begging on nairaland has gone to a whole new level

rebirthforgoody:
Why is it that some guys don't understand the meaning of" I have a boyfriend

mostly because ladies don't know what they want. They can't stick to a decision they've made.
That's why they will tell you that no sex till we are married but later on, they will give you the pvssy.

They might be in love with you this minute but when another guy shows up and he is more interesting than their boyfriend, they will dump the boyfriend and go for the new guy.

Airforce1:
I remember how the hustled started for me these year ..
I remember back in the days when I can't afford a champagne..
I remember those days I rely on my mom for everything .

It was really really difficult but at the end of the day, I conquered
today we now afford things we couldn't afford back in the days .

Too loaded to be empty, and I Thank my God for everything .

The Life Of Airforce 1

It is too late to fail, Amen.

hahaha so you ma dey smoke cigari??

This thread sef, has anyone been able to get the help they sought for?

Abi dem just gather us like mumu beggars to be telling them stories?

deeLima86:
many guys with complete body go open their two eyes carry expired goods.

Ewwwwwwwwww........... yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!!

But which one be she send you text? I thought you were both in the same room. Or am i missing something?

ceejayx:
Blood of THEOKOLES

huhhh!!

This bress is similar to what the Hausas call GUGA (one made from big tyre tube used for fetching water from the well)

2dice01:
bro





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NwaChibuzor101:
Unchangeable. Nairaland is an occultic organization.

secret society

samyfreshsmooth:
the only thing i care 'bout right now is the tempting impeccable view the men below must be geting


call me a perv all you want,....i dont give a fvck

Europija:
Helllo all.I have been married to Nigerian man for 1 year now.I am white girl.He always likes more black girls then white.He always teling me how black women are the best how white are not good wives.Later on he stoped with that but now he makes me feel insecure about myself.He flirts infront of me with others which are both white and black.Not a big flirt but he does it.I try to cook the best for him he hardly says Oh it is very good or it is perfact...I never say some big compliments from his side.It makes me.feel so small.If we discuss about something he wil never agree with me like i am some idiot.Few days ago he shouted at me and looked at me as if i killed somebody just because I smelled food and is food i like alot egusi soup..Anything i do for him he see it as stupidity or shamefull as if i am idiot..I se myself as inteligent and worthy girl but he really destroys it all.Me and him are going true dificult financial times.I am the one providing for home and for all.He was very sick few months ago and i was then with him.I pay our rent bils and food.And he never told me thank you and he even said how i didnt do almost nothing for him..he laughs at me when i say that i did alot for him..pls what should I do

dump him and move on with your life. No time to be managing any union that is not aimed at your happiness, even if you are the devil that is creating trouble for your faithful spouse.

If you no see any nice guy to marry, just pm me

Baby don't worry, i am not complaining for not spoiling me on my birthday and valentines day

remedick:
stop being emotional when discussing this kind of topics but be matured enough to know that a girl has choice too and cant/will not date every guy that comes her way. If she does, you will use this same hand/mouth to call her a hoe.

Women have rights and choice of freewill. Be respectful about their choice.

I am not forcing anything here. Just trying to make sure I don't make same mistake of giving up too early like I did in the past but not realizing the subject at that time was interested but just fronting.

It is not every girl that will accept to date you so accept that reality. You can easily move on if all you wanted was just sex. But when you want something more than sex, you got to be cool about it and patient.

I am not naive either. Not to brag, but when I am in bed with a girl I give the best sensation they rarely get from any guy before me. I leave prints. So don't see me as some naive person.

If she doesn't want me, fine. There is nothing bad about that.

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To tell you the truth, i didn't read more than 2 lines of that long epistle you wrote up there

Macgreat:

hahaha hahaha
Looooolllllllll....... NEWSPAPER IN THE EVENING?? ??
Chaiiiiii

makydebbie:
After using "clients"?
Obviously you.

you know whether she be lawyer?
Clients might not mean sugar daddies

the man behind them tho, hin head com be like akara wey dey just dey remove from inside hot oyel

Emeraldgist1:

seen. You can take it down now

Ehya, i feel like crying

I remember back then when i was in jss1 in a boarding school, there was this slay Queen in my class named lovelina.
This girl can form no be small. Always telling us about the expensive life style they leave at home, and how her dad has a fleet of big, big cars.
All those randy teachers were on her matter because she gather correct, correct booby and booty

So one day during school hours, someone came to the class room to call lovelina that her dad was at the gate he wanted to see her

So she got up and headed for the gate which was not far from our class room. As per amebo pikins na so everybody chook head for Windows to see the slay dad of this slay Queen.

Oboyyeh, na one tall black lenge, lenge man standing and holding his bicycle with one small leather of garri tied to the back seat
But that was not the problem, as lovelina sighted him, she looked behind and saw all the class mates are watching, she stopped and started walking back to the class room.

Everyone was shocked!! She started yelling that he was not her dad and she hasn't seen him before

To make matters worse the man started screaming her name LOVELINA! LOVELINA!! hahaha but the girl yelled back at him, I DON'T KNOW YOU

The man was shocked, he started pushing his garri loaded bicycle towards the class room to come and meet her





Abeg make i go piss, i dey come ......