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I subscribe #1,200 three times every month due to my love for watching USMC, wwII and Vietnam war documentaries on YouTube. Then i recharge at least #3,000 for calls and bae.

Therefore, 1,200*3= 3,600
3,600+3,000= 6,600

#6,600 * #12= #79,200

Oboyyeh i need to do something about it this year. Chai!!
I've never given this a thought, thank you op for this thread. #79,000 is too much for a student to spend on airtime in this economy.

Divinerace:
do-u-knw-that-the-guy-and-the-tall-guy-u-saw-on-that-mountain-are-not-human-but-spirits

guy, you might be right because the first time we looked inside the guy's room, it was empty!

I swear there was no one inside the room

That's it. I don't really know what happened. Those people that followed the story when i started will testify that i concluded the story.
The whole thing is mixed up with the first story

Cont'd.....

Baba still repeated the process but with Henry's name and lo and behold the leaves..................................................







































Seperated! Henry who was sitting down all this while and looking keenly at what was going on suddenly jump to his feet and begin to smile
Me and my friend were like but baba was just smiling, confidence was visibly on his face.

Baba: do you know why this things was not caught, because the owner of the phone's name is also Henry!
I swear to God, I've known this my friend for more than 5 years but i never knew his name was also Henry (that's why i didn't mention his name at the beginning of the story but kept referring to him as my 'FRIEND') I only know him as Arinze.

Me: Arinze, is it through that your English name is also Henry??

Arinze: yes, it is true. Henry is my baptism name.

Baba: (looking at me angrily) do you think i came here to play

Me: I'm very sorry baba.

At this point, Henry just sat down on the ground again

Baba: so Henry, what is your tribal name?

Henry: my tribal name is Chidi

And so baba repeated the process but using the name Chidi but the leaves refused to seperated. I was like

Baba: Gofwane, are you sure that you are using your whole strength to pull the leaves?

Me: (struggling to reply because honestly, i was using my whole strength to pull it) yes sir

Baba: maybe you are just a weakling. Henry, stand up and help Gofwane to pull the leaves apart.

Henry joined me and together against baba, we tried to pull the leaves apart but for where... the thing refused to seperate but instead, we pulled baba from his sitting position till he stood up. For where, it was like we are attempting to pull a ten story duplex

Baba: Arinze, oya come and help me to pull it so that two of them will be against the two of us.

Arinze joined baba to pull the leaves against me and Henry, but we were unable to seperate the leaves. Instead, Arinze let out a loud mess (fart) and his palm slippers cut

Baba then instructed us to keep trying while he commanded the the leaves to be separated

Baba: if it was Chidi that stole the phone, the leaves should be separated

Immediately the leaves separated to the extent that me and Chidi fell on the ground while baba and Arinze hit their backs against the tent behind them

Baba: (to Chidi) should we try it again??

We all looked at Chidi and saw him crying!!

Baba: Chidi, I've told you earlier that this is not a place you can come and lie and go without getting caught. It is a pity that a fine young boy like you is going to become a mad man in the next two days

On hearing that, Chidi knelt down on his knee crying out very loudly

Chidi: please sir, save me. I don't want to become a mad person

Baba: but you are the one that swore with your own mouth and even your parent's grave and now the demons have left this place to your house and wait for two days.

Me and Arinze were like while Chidi lay down flat on the ground holding baba's legs and crying

Chidi: please sir, call them back. Call the demons back

Baba: but you are the one that send them out not me

Chidi: (screaming at the top of his voice) please come back. Please i command you to come back

Baba: (shaking his head) it is already too late to do that.

On hearing that, Chidi began rolling on the ground and shouting 'mumy yeh, mumy yeh) I quickly knelt down on my knee and join Chidi in begging because i was beginning to feel guilty and scared for Chidi's life, since i was the one that brought them there. Arinze too joined us to start begging

Arinze: please baba, help us and save him. He is still our friend, an only child and an orphan

Baba: Chidi, your friends are truly your friends for them to join you in begging. The only thing that can save this situation is to get their phone back

Chidi: they use password to lock the phone so I could not sell it and i gave it to my cousin to help me to go and flash the phone.

Baba: yes i know you gave it to your cousin maxwell and maxwell is trying to run away with it to ABU zaria were he is schooling. So if you know what is good for you better run to......... (don't want to name the place for obvious reasons) motor park and wait for him there because he is on his way.

On hearing that, Chidi zoomed off without warning. Baba then told us to go home and wait for him. All through that night, i couldn't sleep because of fear of what will happen to Chidi if he doesn't meet maxwell.

Early the next morning before 6am, I left home to go and find out if he got the phone back. On getting there, i met Arinze and Chidi talking and laughing. Arinze was trying to copy the way Chidi was begging baba yesterday. Immediately, i knew he was able to get the phone back.

Chidi try to kneel down and thank me for helping him to beg baba but i stopped him

................... THE END.............................

I swear to God this was how it happened, no addition or subtraction.

Please nairalanders, stop asking me to hook you up with baba because i have already vowed that nothing is ever going to make me go back to that type of life even though right now I'm having a similar problem. My laptop was stolen at my place of work but I've let it go. That was why i decided to share my experience with you all. Maybe God is trying to test my resolve and see how i will react. I hope y'all understand.

This write up is nothing but the pure truth. Thanks for following and also thanks for the comments

Contd....

On getting to the backyard, Henry was still given another chance to confess but he maintained that he knows nothing about the phone.

And so we all sat on the ground outside the tent.

Baba: Gofwane you are the tallest here so go to that tree (same tree i talked about in the first story) and pluck 12 pieces of leaves and three seeds.

I did as instructed and my friend was asked to go inside the tent and bring out the hoe, #5, stone, dry gin and pepper. Now everything is set.

Baba: Henry, pick up that stone and put it close to your lips and repeat after me...

Henry did exactly as instructed

Baba: if na me carry that phone, two days from now make i run mental

Henry repeated the words then i was called to sit face to face with baba. He collected the 12 pieces of leaves, counted 6 pieces and asked me to hold it very strongly with your right hand while he held the other 6 pieces.

Baba: ok, stretch out your left hand like a table and rest the leaves on it but make sure you hold it firmly with your right hand

I did as instructed and he then put the pepper and seeds in his mouth and chew them while saying some incantations, he drink from the dry gin and use it to rinse his mouth then he stretched out his left and supported mine and with his right hand holding tightly his own 6 pieces of leaves, he rested them on the ones i was holding. Then he spit all the content of his mouth on the leaves

Baba: if it was Gofwane that stole that phone, may this leaves not separate

He asked me to use all my strength to pull the leaves apart while he also did the same thing. But before we could use our strength to pull the leaves apart, they separated.

Baba: Gofwane, you are innocent.

I heaved a sigh of relief because all this while I've been thinking in my mind that maybe it was not Henry that stole the phone but the holy spirit of God just wants to punish me for coming to a shrine even though I was a Christian

He repeated the same process all over again but with my friend's name but the leaves separated. He did it again using his own name but the leaves still separated.

Toh, there's nobody else again to use their name except Henry....

To be contd....

Let me see if i can dig up the concluding part

This is strange! This story was completed nah. Please mods, what is happening??

Hozier:
What is going on in the world? Nothing!

The same hearsay you were fed and you formed an opinion on is the same hearsay we also heard but we discarded as rubbish.

Aside beer palour gists, what evidence do you have that shows people's destiny are being used for riches? Have you done it before? Do you know anyone who's destiny was stolen, and if yes, how were you able to confirm it?

The same way people were peddling stories about stolen dicks used for rituals but not one single case of stolen dick was ever reported at any police station, neither could one person provide evidence whatsoever that anyone's dick was really stolen.Hearsays everywhere!

alright then, believe what you want but i am telling you there are truly strong babalawo out there. I am a living witness.
I used to doubt it till i experienced it first hand although my own experience was not about someone's destiny.

fuckpro:
...try finish this soup wet you cook abi you wan starve customers

the story is completed nah. Check well

Jeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!
The guy is good!! This is art!!!

I don't know why i don't get easily impressed. But this, i bow for this guy. This type of work requires patience.
In mechanical engineering, we call it precision work.

Damn!!!

DeadRat:
Happy New Year!

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Yeah hommie, happy yuu yeh

superemmy:
Finish am oooo

ah ahn.... how many times i go finish am??

All of you attacking the op saying he is talking thrash, i pity you all. You are there pressing your phones in your rooms without the slightest clue of what is going on in the world.

Maybe you should check my profile and read about my own experience with all these babalawo. They are real!!

SpareNo1:
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Lionbite:
Feeling sanctimonious now abi?.... Tomorrow you will upload another picture of you cuddling a bottle of squadron.

hahaha

Op looks like all these primary school teachers

LionDeLeo:
If other states treat them the way they (igbos) treat others, I doubt if they can survive anywhere else.

honestly, igbo people in the East are not accommodating. They are very, very rude to non-igbos.

I remember a friend of mine that works with julius berger, they went to construct a tarred Road in the East.
The first day they started the work, a group of igbo youths came to them and said the work won't continue until they are given some money. After they got the money, they threatened the workers that if they are seen talking to any igbo lady, they will be lynched!!

In all my life, i've never seen or heard of anything like that.

RadicallyBlunt:
I know say na number 2 you like

no way!

I'd have preferred number 1. Those eyes of hers are telling me that she is a very good bad girl. The type that can sit with her guy to smoke blunt together and she is not the bitchy type with loud mouth

Newboss:
Just change the "NEW" to "DUST", and you will be just fine!

hahaha

kimbraa:
there are those who would require a lot to be angered and when they do; you may never like the consequences. These are temperaments no one asked for.

that's just me! I don't talk much and i get angry very easily but i always try to put myself in other people's position before i take any decision.

But when i display my anger, the result is violent and quite alarming even to myself. I'm the type that when i'm angry, i don't think twice before i act, i don't care how old you are or what position you are in the society. I don't know how to be exchanging words with the person i'm fighting with, i just grab any object i see and strike with it.

My grandmother used to tell me that my temper was handed to me by the devil himself, hand to hand. My aunt went as far as writing my temper as a prayer point and sending it to pastor Chris oyakhilome.

What i do now is just lock up myself in my room and be on my own. It is working for me that way.

RadicallyBlunt:
Guys its just only one... And give reasons oh.

Leggo!

so after choosing, what happens then?

realsammie:
See guy, i am not supporting her or anything, but the point I'm tryna make is that we should stop judging people we know nothing about especially on social Media. that's my point.

that's it!

samyfreshsmooth:
everyone should learn to mind their businesses come 2018.

Words of wisdom!
Only a truly matured and a deep-thinking person will see the need to mind their business.

TheUbermensch:
Slutshaming is just unapologetic honesty we can't deal.


You're calling things what they are.

You see a hoe, you call her one. You're being honest. Last I checked honesty is a virtue. The fact that you may be worse of doesn't mean you can't say the truth as it is.

What about minding your business??

People especially Nigerians have taken it upon Themselves to be talking panadol for someone else's headache. The unfortunate thing is that those people have their own secret flaws.

For instance, a murderer or an armed robber will come online and start insulting a prostitute forgetting the fact that they themselves killed or robbed people.

There is this saying that says: let him without sin be the first to cast stone!

That is what you get when uncivilised illiterate gains access to the Internet. Most of them have only cobwebs as brain in their Skulls

teamv:
Girls no get shame money rules

honestly! Most of them have a gold digging tendency which isn't easily seen until matters involving money arise