₦airaland Forum

Jochabed:
Am not suprised,i hear things like this most of the time.But God bless u anyways.

Stop bringing God into your activities in romance section

nikkypearl:
Pretty lady.

honestly!!

I know her type, they sabi cook correct, correct food no be small. Unlike all those slay Queens wey no sabi to boil ordinary water for tea

Jochabed:
Would you prefer to be a Nigerian Virgin or a London Prostitute?

you with all this your virgin talks, don't you have any other thing that you can create a thread for
Sister Nkechi, Your punny don dey scratch you. Abi?
E be like say you don dey hungry for the cassava abi?

Anyways pm me if you need your punny serviced. I will like to confirm if you are truly a virgin

Emeraldgist1:
yeah i really need it....

ok then, pm me your number.

QueenSekxy:
must sex be involved in your relationship. .

Must sekxy be involved in your moniker?
Why not just Queen?

Those her lips go sabi to svck preek no be small

Synzu:
Bad belle on what account? On account of all the Aba-made clothing you're clad in or on account of you looking like a total furking iidiot with all that clownish costume?

oboyyeh...!!!!!!!!!!!
Have mercy on the kid nah. You know, kids will always be kids. No need to take them serious

[quote author=samyfreshsmooth post=63484116][/quote]for real?? Anyways i won't engage you in an e-war even though i'm tempted to because i've recently discovered that nairaland is now occupied by brainless teenagers with heads functioning only as a decoration and Skulls packed with nothing but cobwebs.

So run along, kid....

ubunja:
u misread bro.
u said virgins tire u.and i said u have been programmed to think that way.

lol, that's me for you. I can't just come and be struggling with virgins and their wahala.

Just imagine, after your cassava don grow finish, you don harvest am and want to cook it, as you try to put the head inside the cooking pot, na so the girl go com begin dey scream as if devil bite her clit as if that is not enough, blood go com dey comot. Chai!

BlackManta:
biacan

hahaha hahaha hahaha..... this guy sef, i no talk anything oh

ubunja:
"Nice Guy Finish Last" app installed successfully and operating perfectly in Gofwane's medula oblangata

wetin consine me? As she was busy giving the coochie to her ex, me too i was busy receiving the coochie from my ex so na 50/50 things nah!! Moreover, i am a firm believer of justice

This op must be new to Nairaland. Let me tell you D koko of how we roll here.

* nobody is interested in reading long posts

* any story that you can't post the whole thing here is DOA- dead on arrival. Nobody is going to click any links to another website to read the yeye story.

CaptainJeffry:
You'll be surprised to find out on arrival in Philippines that your lover all these while has been one Oladele or Okechukwu.

Love ko video call ni.

didn't you read the part he said they've met before Abi na the thirst for being first to comment no let you read the place

God knows, i don't want to get married to a virgin. Abeg i no get time and patience to tear a sealed pvssy

jamariwolf:
all and every Hollywood movie genre. Except nollywood tho

Haha, nollywood movies are just too wack. Even the dramas we used to act in church back then are of higher standard than nollywood's top budget movies

Haaaaa!!! Your own don cast today oh!
With the way all these Nigerian women are stabbing their husbands?

Make sure you wear a kevlar helmet bulletproof vest, and safety boots before you sleep today in case your wife decides to stab you while you are asleep

lovethchioma:
Ahnahn bros. Not even a lady that sleeps around can take in such a huge thing.

have you not seen ladies whose pvssy swallows a man's hand right up to the elbow?? They call it fisting

Explorers:
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Saltillo in Mexico, has a penis measuring a colossal 18.9 inches.

He made headlines worldwide in 2015 after a video went viral showing him weighing his colossal member to prove its authenticity.

His half-metre penis smashed the record previously believed to have belonged to American actor Jonah Falcon, whose penis was 9.5 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect.

This preek will still be too small for that slay Queen on nairaland whose monicker begins with "b" and ends with "n"

Haha, the baddest op on nairaland is here again mehn......

Explorers, after you na you. I'm Right behind you. Well done

marvelck:
Mbanuu, Na him babe suppose get all the attention naa.

Have you forgotten that we are in an era where women are trying to rub shoulders and drag positions with men in the society?
All in the name of feminism.

Abeg, what is good for the agric chicken is also good for the local chicken

So you don't know that lack of knowledge of how to Bleep very well is destroying homes

If not through watching mojo, how do you want us to learn how to fvck different, different styles??
Is it in Sunday school or in mid-week service

QueenSekxy:
please modify your post.
I can't read this.

even primary school students will narrate the story better than the way the op did.

As for you op, which of the bushes in the country are you from? So you think you can't get a lady pregnant by pulling out anytime you want to ejacculate, abi?

How much is a pack of Condom that you cannot buy? So you can't use #200 to buy Condoms, instead you prefer to use nothing less than #10,000 for abortion?
You see why i said you are bush man??

I don't understand anything about what you just typed up there. You don't know how to describe people at all!

What is :
...."my fiancee's close friend has been sleeping with her elder sister's husband"

Who's elder sister's husband??

9jaDoc:
U guys pretend u don't know Nigerians are everywhere on the globe.
With 9ja time currently at 2:43am,
here is current local time across the globe:
(U could be telling someone in Australia where it is 12pm to get some sleep!!)

was that why you had to go all over the world to write down the hour in those countries Are you a winch? So in your mind now you are feeling like one intelligent professors. Abi?

your over sabi no be here

Go to the lady's profile (the lady i asked why she wasn't asleep) and check for her location.


Isn't it Nigeria?

Ehn, professor Over sabi?

Skillfull1:
$10.000 For 1 car wash...the money wey person go use open 50 car wash for nigeria

enough to start a business of small cars dealership from cotonou

jamariwolf:
lol. Spies
I was just trying to download some movies wit airtel night plan so I can watch tomorrow.

toh, that's good. What type of movies do you watch?

Explorers:
Popular pastor, Shepherd Bushiri, who is the founder of the Enlightened Christian Gathering Church is in the news again.



This time, the wealthy pastor is in the news for buying his first daughter a Maserati Levante worth N27m to celebrate her birthday.


He shared the photos on his Facebook page with a few words to appreciate God for the gift of his daughter.

Is he not that guy they refer to major1?
That man is their God in that church. They refer to God as "God of major1"

My aunt is so addicted to that man to the extent that she wrote his name on her bedroom's wall

Why should you have sex with a lady you can't marry should anything like pregnancy occur?

Agbgift:
He matter tire me.
@Op if you didn't want people's opinion, you shouldn't have brought the topic up in the first place.

simple!!!

Everyone has the right to say what they feel about an issue on a public forum, so far as they don't insult anybody

This jamariwolf of a girl, you no dey sleep?

JONNYSPUTE:
. I didn't bring it up for dunce like u.

Na wa for you. You said you are a married man and look at the way you are behaving, insulting people cos they aired their opinion.

Honestly, You no try at all