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Okoya: GOMBS, u nid 2 work on urself...
I enjoy telling u d truth, If i were u, I'll jst apologize 2 every1 here... I'm so ready for u... Don't stop ooo.. Continue, u re making my day.
Ur mission was accomplished, u wanted to be known, now u re known...
U said dats ur 200l pic, hear urself, ur 200l pic, is it my 200l pic? U re so frustrated a retarded one at dat.
D fact is dat u re a stranded, frustrated, stupi.d coward!

i.Diot even if it's my today's pic i'm going to camp with old senile i.Diot like you,you should be ashamed...Upload your sorry pic na...D only truth here is that you're fighting another girl's war. ...You re.tarded assss kisser

[quote author=9-zeros]@steph n gombs: u're dividin us. do y'all enjoy war?[/quote]sir no vex..I know say some folks here make me fall you and sammy hand...But na them find my trouble o...Sha am done for now..Because you dey around...Sorry to other folks o...Except those i hammered

Okoya: U guyz shd jst take a look at his rubbish picture...
U'll knw he's jst a baby... Taking sides...
Guy u fuc.ked up big time
If not for dis thread u cant even dare to talk 2 me...
U re a small boy
GOMBS ko GOMBE nii

i.Diot that was my 200l pic,because i registered on NL 2009...Because you no see beards?Even if i'm a baby,at least i'm going for service wit Old man like you wey spend 12years for a 4yrs course...Dumb Mule


[quote author=Ms_Steph]dude free d guy abeg.[/quote]abi?...Ok na...Okoidiot she's your Jesus now o...Thank her

luvola: i think it high time we stopped replying gombe.. @ mste - talk to your proponent to stop disturbing the house.

you no fit tell me yourself?

aleogho: I alwaz saw dis comin, dats wat u get wen u let ursef dwn al in d name is bin idle..out f d 121 pages dis grp has had..hw many ar relatd 2 wat we r here 4 in d 1st place..hw wich u guyz had stick 2 d agenda dis wudnt hv bin d case

TELL THEM O....I said they should stick to the topic,but they thought i was being harsh..

norilicious: pikins dem full tis house....nawa o..

grannys them full this house

Okoya: So stupid and frustrated guy i ve ever met...F.oolish f.ool.....
Watever u like u can say...
U re far behind me... So frustrated human
Devilish person... U don't knw how to talk...
Learn to connect ur tongue to ur brain. Take a look at ur pics again
Fowl

ode,we've not met...I've achieved what your lineage couldnt...So i'm miles ahead of you....You cant even express your mind...Lol..Read your primary school insults?You yab like a girl...This means you either have braces in your brain or you were brought up in a motor park...My pic?lol. . .You had to go check me out?you gay,you want me to pull my pants down so you can kiss you life away?...Put your own pic na! Ugly duckking.

luvola: @ mste - let truith be told, gomz has been a problem to this thread. He has been causing and creating problems for the big house .fact

ola love!..Lol...Love your username o!...Lol

norilicious: bia gombe...lespect yaself n face ya homewrk...i no wake up tis mornin for ya...so yo beta fain space for left n pack ur face dia...wt r u evn feelin like GALADIMA??..dt nobody cn stnd up to u.

most retarde.d thing i've ever read![/quote]

luvola: sinking thread

you guys made it stink...Kissing asssses and i'm just cleaning the house...Anyway,should i help you choose a masculine username?

StateOfMinds: Mentality like this are the reasons some observers like me do not comment, you claim its the big house for all prospective batch B corpers, but you not comfortable having new people with differnt personalities around. You see urself as an 'oldie' and this comment of urs is rude. So wat if there has been an old house?? U expect them to flip through over 100 pages?? To do wat exactly?? You cry foul saying u don't want anyone to insult u, so what is this u typed above? An accolade??

You and sm1 keep saying you won't come back here to post cos of insults and humilation. Now I ask u, where are the insults?? You are just being unecessarily sensitive. Have u ever seen any kinda relationship with diff people from different backgrounds without little misunderstandings? Communication matters and when misunderstanding\misconception happens, let both parties voice out in a civil way to make things cleared, apologise and Let go! Bottling things up, avoiding each other and threatening to lay low and not post isn't gonna solve anything.

Some are even avoiding each other like plague, finding it hard to accept apologies and move on, its not a good thing if u want progress of this thread and outside the thread.

Some are trying to sit on the fence and take sides. Truth be told, the house has been divided albeit unintentionally. I may not have posted so far, but I've been on this thread for some while too.

I agree gombz has been 'provocative', he's a blunt guy as I've noticed in all of his posts but he's been reprimaded, and if any1 takes offence in watever he says, he or she shd make it known. Ganging up against him isn't a nice thing.

N, NO, I'm NOT on this thread to ignite anything, being fake isn't gon help. Just be real and say things the way you see them.


@sigba you also spoke well.

Having said that, this thread has been an informative one. Well done y'all, I, as an observer appreciate every info that has been shared on here. I hope by the time we get our postings, every one will let go.

hope some people here will read this carefull...Bukky bring your biro and take notes..'Shygal oya call okoya to help you read this one...Guy thanks...I've been trying to tell them this since...Thanks,i'm very grateful.

Okoya: As a matter of fact GOMBS, or watever ur name is,
Right from ur first post on dis thread I knw u re jst a baby...
Creating stratas... No one here has ever created a group, every1 is one.. Until u came...
Causing more problems...
If T.stone or 9zeros can not tell u, I'll TELL U!

you na first class nyash kisser na...Me baby?...You're hopelessly certifiable...

I expected you to fly flags...Yes i clapped for her guts,i wanted her to go on the offensive...She hasn't at least while i was typing this...But you did...You see what i mean?You dont just kiss asssss you eat the shiiit too...I dey vex you?...Go kiss cobra na...

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Am waiting 4 her worshipers to call my name.[/quote]that makes us two...I'm spatacus you're xena...Em...House this is not an attack on some persons...Lets just see it as sanitising the house,riddin them of rodents and butt kissers...
The big house is a democratic one not what some goddess and relief seekers turned it into.

kinnad: u say u're ignoring it,yet u quote it. Gurl let me hit d nail on d head 4u...u're quick tempered,and hav no sense of humour. Dats not d way of life...u stil hav a long way 2go. U've just broken a record as d 1st person i'm makin a direct reply 2 since dis thread began. Congrats!!

tell her o...At least you just blotted out your name from the butt kissing list...Lol...Not that you were on the list o..

[quote author=Ms_Steph]are u minding them? I blame d pple who worship dem here. I was here 1ce wen dey said stupid tins to a guy nd he was begging. She nw said my "type". Am sure pple use to beat her up bck in schl. U better wat who u guys talk too. No1 can ride on me[/quote]i'm still clapping for bukky's guts...I wish she's goes on the offensive...And i hope someone else here flies her flag of solidarity...

norilicious: UR FADA NYASH DER! y r u tryin to scata dis thread?? ppl r makin effort for peace to reign n u r tinkin of d opposite...call dis one an indirect insult...d next time u piss me off it will cm directly to ur doorstep...n trust me u wnt like it..jst one more polite insult...Mtschwwww.FIANFI! .....i no call name o bt if u tink u r d one...be my guest...ETiAaaaa! *sneezes* abeg na who dey call me..??

i wanna be your quest o...Pls come my doorstep...Oya...

norilicious: Gombs i tink bukky ws sayin shes mad@ okoya in a jokingly n friendly wy...we shudnt read too much meanin in evrytn sha..

dont think o...Next time be sure...If we shouldn't read too much meaning in everything then some people have to choose their words specifically and vividly(more clearer)

bukkylois: Good morning house, hope u guys slept well wish u all d best...@ shy u see y I said bein mute on dis thread pays? @ okoya na u make me talk too much for dis thread*still mad at u*

being mute pays?why did it take you ages to stick to your neonate thoughts?
Now you're mad at okoya?...Jeez!...You think you are a goddess?...

bukkylois: Gombs and ms steph...pls can u guys be matured, b4 u came here things were different(was peaceful)...pls I beg u don't change my impression of dis house with ur behaviour, n I advice u go to d old house n read d post b4 commenting on things u don't no...tank u for ur cooperation.. Good morning

i must say i admire your audacity,which must be triggered by a sudden rush of adrenaline or testeterone(you must have balls)...
At least you're brave enough to call names,something some folks here couldnt do...Now you singled out two people(am sure some others are here too) who wouldnt kiss your behind,and you call on the word maturity?I must ask,did you miss your medication this morning?...Or you think you're the spokes person of the band leader to a rag tag team here? Either way,i think you're not being straight.You had an impression on some folks here and it's an aberrating one at that,So if it changes now,they would care a lot,but i dont give a rat asss if it does. Pls o...You dont wanna go down this lane wit me,BELIEVE ME.

.[quote author=Ms_Steph]If gombs talk now they will say he has a bad mouth now the pple forming "I am perfect" won't ignore sOme things[/quote]no mind them,can you imagine!...

Shygal: it truly pays ma dear... Rmbr i said u might nt recova quickly! Well am layin low frm dis momnt henceforth* SILENCE is jus d best ansa nw on dis thread. Am tired of all d isssh*

and how silent have you been?Going around clicking like buttons?does that show maturity?...Runaway if you like,you're tired of the relief and prayers you get here or because two out of many folks decided not to kiss butts here?...Let me tell u the impression i have of you...Anyways...Let me keep quiet...Just continue your solidarity and indirect yans,going around cheer leading...You're spineless o...You and bukky are simply unbelievable

luvola: mr gomz your posts suck

Coming from someone who cant even think of a masculine username...Ok o i gree

kinnad: Oga,faction or no faction,there's no time 4 dat now. More0ver all u said above has bn discussed in d old house but u came late,whose fault Dis is time 4 expectations,so no time 4 quarel...hope u understand

old house aint new house,how about those who weren't in the old house?..I understand you sha

kinnad: hey! Plz dnt talk 2 Loskee lyk dat o! Oya say sorry now or i send u bak 2 gombe hehe. #just kidin# so dnt flare up@me k

loskee sorry no vex

Babycutey: on point.i ope everythn is nw alrite in kd

you just said she's on point,pls give me reasons why you didnt stick to her advice with regards to my post?

Babycutey: old joke.nt even funy at all ;Dold joke.nt even funy at all

let me refresh your memory,she adviced why didnt i just scroll and read past?You showed solidarity and now you do directly opposite...That's what i call butt kissing...Trying to pls some(showing solidarity) other person at the expense of your ethical stance(integrity from the support of her 'scroll past' advice)...Anyways,your jokes wouldn't even make my grand ma smile,and it'd make my dog hiss...Lol...Morning joor

you for just answer the 'where 9zeros dey' part and wait till you have better things to write?

norilicious: ...

...Gombs dey speak long grama for student affairs....no no no no....u dnt tell me dt...i knw my rite as a citizen.. @ I cn hear Uj shoutin straffin tins *in a chokin voice*..e b like sy na calabar im gt..WOooo! make sigba hear am..

you na good boarding house prefect o!...It just have to be cross river today o ...Or anywhere without the north prefix...Else i go start aluta...Lol..Morning o

Sigba well said o...Thanks...What happened to 9zeros?...

Since the thread wants joke,let's give em jokes...But matured funny jokes not those we've read even inside secondary school magazines...Hope this one's funny o

BBM POST UTME JUNE EXAM
2012:
Answer all questions; Note no
calculator or any electronic
devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy that opened shop at
Alaba international market (a)
Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while her husband is still
alive (a)Dame Patience (B) Turai
(c)Stella
(3) Who Strike pass (a) Boko
Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's head (a) True (B)
false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you power-on a Nokia phone (a)
Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ
and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is
took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
(7) I have a dream is to Luther
.king as I have no shoes is to … (a)
GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ
( What is the plural form of
GARRI (a) garris (B)garried (B)
garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma
Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will
he write JAMB next year? (a) No
(B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the
highest no. of babes that travel
to Dubai for 2weeks and return
with British accent a)Ebus
B)Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt
all questions.
(1a)Differentiate between Do or
Die and if I don't win the next
election their will be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek
to Aso rock without shoes, how
long would it have taken if he
wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using Almighty Formula,
calculate the diameter of Don
Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-
girlfriend Wins N100Million
Naira In The Glo WINBIG
Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the
three statues that welcome you to
Lagos…
(4)What is the difference
between copy-copy and
giraffing.
All questions carry equal marks.
GOODLUCK=))

[quote author=Gods-child]This is simply referred to as "Self-centeredness"...batch C thread was supposed to start in august yes, agreed...but if you take your time to read through the first page of our thread, you'll understand our reluctance...even the initiator of the thread apologized for his early actions, but what can we do about it? this is Nairaland in which unlike Facebook et al, you can't remove a post or comment once you hit 'Submit' button...We simply had no choice...There is no need for you to feel sorry for us or refer to us as if we are nonentities, we are graduates like you and we expect you to at least wish us well in our endeavor...it doesn't cost you anything to visit our thread and tell us your opinion just like KINNAD did...Or hop in to say Hi just like SHYGAL did...We would appreciate that...November may look like a long way to go from now but it will definitely come sha just as July smiles around the corner...
At the inception of this thread, no one knew it would be this elaborate...Some of us, like ABBASUFI, have been part of this thread...still are & would still be as long as Nairaland exists(i'm always quiet 'cause i get ignored most times i drop comments)...It has been great fun sitting on the sidelines and watching the drama...We wish you best of luck as you get your postings and get ready for camp, safe journey as you travel and a pleasant service year ahead!...It is well...*laughing*
N.B.: No offense meant in any way, this is just an opinion.[/quote]round of applause. . .*standing ovation

sigba: Hmmmm.Gombs will always be Gombs. Well, i'm Enjoying the display of individual differences sha.

my dear,this house has failed to see something...One,the individual differences here is borne out of a faction of the house trying to please some other faction...Now,the jokes were a good idea,but the thread was not a joke thread...The jokes started because a faction wanted it to 'ease tension' and the other faction obliged...Now some other faction watched in horror the sudden change and hence the indifference.Now,there's alot other things to talk of while we wait for the list,eg topics like, should ladies braid or fix weave on while going to camp?(because rain and drills fit mess am up) or what if your clothings (white kits)were rejected...Etc..But the main aim would still be that the page remains related to the discuss...So,alot folks here may pick offence at this,but tis the fact...There're factions in the house,let's face it.

[quote author=T.stone]Really, I still don't understand why some people always like to create problems...people have been having nice time since morning and no one is complaining! Please, let's know how to use words...some are just to insultive and I don't think anybody here deserves that. Besides, it's not a must to stay in this house...people have been doing fine for more than two months and so your absense won't be a problem. Enough is enough please.[/quote]ROTFLMAO...uncle T,how about being specific?Point out the trouble makers...Lol...There's alot conjecture in your post..."some people".."your absence"..."people have been"..."some are just too"...Etc...This is the best post of the day,it's the only joke after the ibo man's phone joke i've been able to laugh at...Thanks man...You've made my day...Cheers

Loskee: ... stop smashing your face in the concrete wall for nothing.

You wish...Dream on

why didn't you stick to the below sputum you adviced me on?(let me change bros to sis)

"um, sis eh, e no hard. just scroll past and stop smashing your face in the concrete wall for nothing.
"

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Lool. Since dat dey were packaging call up letters no1 called dem to tell dem dat deir runz clique it is when they have sent it to schls dat dey r telling dem. Kai you pple should fear God o[/quote]now i'm certain you dey my mind...Now that's my question...Why weren't they called all the while na till letters don reach school?...And come to think of it,it's like most people think some people here still wear diapers...

[quote author=Ms_Steph]lmao. My dear dey r so lame. Dint want to say anything nd some pple r laughing @ d jokes. Enuff ass kissing dey dis group[/quote]butt kissing na understatement...It's cancerous...Some of the jokes are cerebrally not fit for a laugh

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Tired of all dah fake jokes abeg. *yawns*[/quote]Gbam...like you dey my mind...I wanted to write but i learnt that some people come here for relief and prayers(pls let them enjoy)...I kept quiet...You yawned?...Me i almost slammed my laptop on the floor...

[quote author=T.stone]Hahahahaha...u wan steal meat from the pot...LMAO[/quote]i wanted to see what's on menu for tomorrow's big day

[quote author=T.stone]You've forgotten we now have 5D! We can snipe you from any angle...hw far Gombs? Feel free now.[/quote]ah!...No wonder na...I'm doing gr8 mate!...I'm feeling free already...But her sniping na bad assss one...I was tip toeing into the house's kitchen to see what's good,na him she fire my nyash from 600meters away o...Kai!Lol

Okoya: He's f.ucking up! U don't let people control ur emotions.

i'd pretend i didnt see this written excrement

anitank: Gombs I see u. Oya post something joor b4 I vex

hmmm...My dear,dont you see you guys seem happier this time around?...What'd i post now?Em....But you na winch o!lol...See as you snipe me from yonder,you got my butt o...Lol

anitank: Find 6 animals in d word CAMELEPHANTELOPELICANARY......tick tock! Make me happi

Camel
Elephant
Ant
Antelop
Pelican
Canary

Had a nice sunday today,and reached a decision,that maybe it's best I let you guys be,from some of the post here,which indirectly refer to me,but the posters were being discreet so as not to incur trouble.Well,i'm not a villian,i'm not a brute,i'm not a bully,am just a regular guy on the street,looking out for friends...Although I am not exactly saying
goodbye to "this house", this will
not be the last you all see of me.
Let's just say i'm only retiring and not
dying or walking away.I'll
join u all in the joy (or sorrow,depends how you see it) of one of the most defining weeks of our lives(by tuesday i mean) and I am sure
that we will be turning to each other for
words of wisdom,hope,laughter,comfort and/or determination. And I know
you all look forward to hearing
about all the housemate's state of post...It's wit a sad heavy heart i write this,because i honestly meant no harm,i didnt want the way things turned out in the house,and i have to say,i wont want to be the black sheep of the family...I see we've got cheer leaders now,I see solidarity groups now,i see alot stuff words fail me to express...I see good guys,and girls with cherishable spirit...I see those who'd rather trade the future for their past...However,I'm not seeking sympathy,nor applause,nor for people to click the like button,...I just feel sad for my actions which seems to have an indelible ripple effect and have affected the course of the house.I'm sure if i knew the moderator,i'd ask him to ban me from this thread,because i cant stop coming here,as i've fallen in love with the house(not an individual in the house)...Anyways,one day,we'd all laugh this off over a bottle of wine,or a golf game or an event,because i believe it's a small world we live in,and if that's true,then Nigeria's even much more smaller...Cheers mates!

Peace

mykejones: Ok..am a year older 2day. Who's organizing bash for me?

HBD bro,best wishes....Morning peeps!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]D truth hurts but amma say it anyway.[/quote]you're exactly on point.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]... D whole "am sorry please forgive me" is getting annoying.[/quote]i'm glad now that atleast you understand where my frustration emanates from...
if you were close by i'd have kissed your shoe...Thanks for the gbo gbo ti gbo

[quote author=Ms_Steph]r you still on dis case?? D tension is mking every1 pick offense on tins dat are not important if d person doesn't want to forgive u leave d person. Abi na by force again?[/quote]not in anyway implying it's a must she forgives n forget...But we're adults,graduates and most important of all a family...But what i dont get now is are you getting angry or picking sides?Either way...I like to think you mean well...Cheers

norilicious: ...

aite tnx for clearifyn me on dt...the motto is: **PAX**

what motto?. . What's PAX?...*smiles

norilicious: ..

unfortunately yes i do....dont u tnk dt ws rude...u r apologsn to somone n at d same time insultin d person..am sorry to intrude jst dt i cnt ignore tins like dis....shy did nt offend u IN ANY WAY...u v been wrong, u v been wrong, u v been soooooo wrong...i wnt pretnd i didnt notice....r u allergic to her post or is der mor to dis we shud knw she ws only tellin d house d rzin shes distant n nw u wnt to strt all ova again...

honey,i'm sorry i transfered my frustration to you...But if you've noticed i did beg her..Asked others to join me to...I didnt insult her in my recent post "butt kissing" is not an insult. But i've admitted i was wrong,i sought retribution,and get i what?.. except laments from her.I'm not allergic to her posts,have no cogent reason to be.

There's this saying "To err is human,to forgive is divine to forget is super divine"

forgiveness is not complete without forgetting it.And i'm sorry once again...I'm just frustrated at how truly sorry i am and it's been ignored

norilicious: ...

SLAMS DOOR plz who r u??

...Do u have a problem wit me?

Shygal: I'v neva bin dis humiliated all my life weda in reality or in a virtual world as NL.

Haba,we've begged you,i apologized...Let bye gones be bye gones...What else would you prefer?Should i get crucified to pacify you?...You've forgiven and not forgotten?...After all the petting from the house?You're not being fair at all...It's exasperating frustrating...I been humble and considerate,yet you sound it's not good enough...Well,let me put it this way...I wont butt kiss you,i wont stoop further than i did...If you'd wanna hold grudge be my guest...*slams the door

...Glad the house is at peace...But how comes i'm not perturbed about the negative news posted on here?...Well...I've so much faith that i dont accommodate fear..You all should try it..It's fun

anitank: Don't worry she'll come around. The whole posting thin is mak her all icky. U don't wana b arnd a woman wen she's tensed, trust me. U're barely her problem ryt now. Jst giv her some time

aiite i will

[quote author=9-zeros]shy got a soft hrt, i guess she'z already 4given u.
@shy: right?[/quote]fingers crossed then?

naijaobi: MR.COMB ABI GOMBS, MIND URSELF O...HW DARE U CALL ME POLICE...U KNOW SEE ARMY OR NAVY, NA POLICE U COME DEY CALL ME..LOL.. U SEF NO DEY FORM NEPA FOR US....

rotflmao....sorry sir...how about bein he-hef-si-si(efcc)...i hail u

anitank: Lmao! U're not an a.s.s aftrall. First impressions u knw? Sorry abt callin u arrogant. Looks like u'll tak d place of Nelly who's been missing for days now. Kip d humor coming bro

tnx dear,u did the divine tin to forgiv my blunder and more amazingly went ahead to trust me....am short or words...ok na do i start answering neely now?....lol....em pls between me and you eh...help me beg shygal na