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Okoya: Wat happened yesterday shd not be a basis for u guyz to conclude dat I'm dating or would date bukkie....

There's jst one girl here, dat swept me off my feet and still sweeping me off my feet.
Jst don't want to disclose her identity... If any1 exchange words wit her, then u'll knw who she is cos ama support her 2 da end.....
So ur guesses re wrong!

dnt u tink u r repeating what happened yday?...we all knw who exchanged words wit one lady here and who ran to her rescue to d end...lol

[quote author=Ms_Steph]story. We all know ur gf. Swept u off ur feet keh[/quote]*laughs till he farts.....my ribs o

ujchief: there are so many girls that swept u off ur feet. If i edit my profile and attach an 'f' on my username, u'll be singing my praises
O-KO-YA the ladies man

u na badt guy o...lol

kinnad: noooo! Okoya isn't an ibo

lol...It Seems there's something more to your post...Nice couple they'd be sha...Lol

bukkylois: Kinnad kinnad kinnad...hw many times hav I told u dt he can't afford my bride price...lol

we'd all pay it for him in cash...Abi house?

sammygold: on my way to Jos, too many gun shots in kano dis morning as a result of last nyt bombing. I think half of d pple posted to d north wil redeploy, d security condition is just horrible. @shy, bukkylois n gombs, i hope jos is calm?

aside rain,jos is lovely

odicowest: isee! Lol

lol... ezi okwu,...Igbo amaka...

Shygal: i see u gombs, we are cooooool nw! Peace out*

awww boo *huge hug...I'm sorry we got off on a wrong foot...But hey,better days ahead...We're cool,i got your back...I see you in 6D...This calls for hardcore party! ...*dancing wicked azonto here

kinnad: nne oma biko suò asusu ndi ocha maka umu nne anyi ndi ofe mmanu inugo? Amen 2 d prayers

okwa ya?...Anyi nwekwa ndi ugwu na ndi ufodu na e ti isi na ala...Ndewo unu...Lol...Ndi igbo kwezue nu...Lol...Ka chioma mezue anyi ihe niile anyi nacho ta n'aha Jisos..Amin o..Lol

....cant seem to wanna get outta bed...a dull rainy like morning in Jos....and NYSC call up things aint topping my chart list or problems...i see u all

[quote author=Ms_Steph]yea. Cos I can't go to schl nd stand 4 hours nd start coming bck to work. Don't want to stress myself saving my energy for camp[/quote]aiite...Nicely thought out...No worry,you'd sleep

ujchief: hahahaha...u dont know okoya 'the ladies man'. I knew he has a soft spot for ladies, so after the morning hickups, he stil asked of u, and damned Gombs.
Who runs the world... Girls!

no mind am...Lol...Even though i sniped him in the afternoon...Lol...Leave ms steph for me o...Lol..

Ms steph...School things no to worry me...You're stoppin work on friday?Sounds like a plan..

Babycutie ...Saw you post two pages back...I'd pretend you were kidding..Or better still,i'd like you to write same in this current page.

Tstone or is it 9zeros...My alma mata is UNIJOS..me and my man sammy and some other ones i cant remember here

...Hey...Kinda loving the way things went today concerning the delayed posting of call up letter to schools...Reason being the house was in chaos this morning,so by tomorrow with a cheerful heart and a fresh house we'd all say our respective state of deployment...Okoya...I snipe you,you still mad at stuffs?...Ms steph..Hmmm...Them say make we come tomorrow...Less than 7hrs to go

[quote author=Ms_Steph]@gombs any news from ur end?[/quote]hmmm...My dear...None yet,i just decided to take a drive to school...And if it's not yet pasted,i'd go get info first hand from SA.

norilicious: ..

No problms dear...am happy cs evryone is happy...bukky hope u r too?? *pax*...

yeah am happier too...What's pax?i asked this before and you ignored it...Oya tell me.:-)

[quote author=Ms_Steph]am coming to cross river too. Don't worry if we see him let's join hands nd beat him up. *running away*[/quote]beat him?The way he sounded eh,it sounded like asari dokubo...Sounds nice,let's hope our runs works out...We'd surely rule when we get to camp...I'm sooooo exited.

norilicious: ..

heheheh...lol...am sure he ws jst kidin...u guys mite end up bein bst of pals...*cheers*...

i knew he was...Lol...Sorry about today...Bukky got me on the fast track...

ujchief: we know the addresses, its at Nysc website, what we need is specific directions! Not p.o.box and p.m.b, or u prefer i leave u guys to ur cat and dog fights? Seems u were enjoyin it, havnt seen u post sooo much coment in a day.

oya...Help us na

[quote author=Ms_Steph]@gombs azzin. Where do u want to serve?[/quote]i wanted port but my runs person said it'll be hard,so i took cross river...Okoya go come find me for camp o...So delete this post after you read finish...Lol

[quote author=Ms_Steph]@Tstone me nd okoya lovers keh u want bukky to kill me??[/quote]ROTFLMAO...She'd peel you o...Lol

Bj5all: PROBLEM SOLVED,
visit; http://www.naijatechblog.com/2011/09/list-of-nysc-orientation-camp-addresses_08.html?m=1
for the 36 states camp addresses.

guy give me high 5...You too make sense...Oya,ujchief next topic!...This guy have saved us alot of energy

luvola: @ gomz - no but because u have brought more pain to this thread. Anyway cheerup. One luv.

ok boss...Thanks for putting it all behind...At least Now,we've got some respect for everybody here,and posts here will be circumcised ones...Oya...Lets gist the call up letter thing

luvola: okoya leave the retardeen alone !!!

ola love!:.....haba..u still dey vex?

Okoya: ... I'll show u who I am... I'm telling u. U'll regret every of ur actions. I bet u.

*yawns....u r boring me with your consoling threats...av reserved my arsenals....i suggest u follow suit...come on man

StateOfMind: Aite, I'll check ryt away.

N by the way, I'm a female oo, @t-stone and gombs

wow...A thousand apologies...You sound solid...Not like some wannabes here.

[quote author=9-zeros]i see. But we've come too far to end up like dis... Dis is wen we need us most.[/quote]yes sir...Tell okoya to stop being too old for his age

Okoya: Bukkylois or whoever never caused anything....
I'm not even happy wit her....

So steph, don't jst assume
GOMBS av been so ill mannered right from his first post here... He wanted to make himself known buh carried it rudely...
Wat was his business wen steph and bukkie were fighting? He decided to take sides... Does dat make sense? Not jst dat, he posted annoying posts like he wished bukkie gets insultive, waiting for her supporters... Watz his business? He was supposed to settle them and not taking sides... Datz jst my ache.

i didn't say she should get insultive(wonder whether this your word is in even valid in english dictionary)...I wrote i hope she goes offensive which means to attack in war...Which dont necessarily mean insult...Hope You understand this...No wonder the best you could come up with is "i'll show you who i am"..(unbelievable laughable threats)...And you attacked me because of my comment to bukky..No lie here o...Just back track for proof

Okoya: TELL THEM O....I said they should stick to the topic,but they thought i was being harsh..

Who re u to tell us to stick to d topic...
Wat do u knw? We didn't stick to d topic and we ve gone dis far... I ve told u.., u re frustrated...
Life don tire u.
Watch ur back cos I'm goin 2 get u. I swear. I'll show u who I am

and who are you to tell us not to stick to the phone...You know everything...Lol...See threat na...You must be dead pissed...Ok you wan track me?...O God!i'm scared,my legs are shaky...Pls no vex...Ok i don apologize...Okoya sorry no vex again...

StateOfMind: Bros, e don do na. Now you are derailing real bad and these insults are not just it. Enough derailment already.

boss i loyal...Thanks for calling me to order...Aint it amazing that you're the only one who did that?...Goes to prove my theory of this house being factioned...Sorry sir...9zeros...Sammy go vex for my falling hand...Anitank...Ah...I sorry...Em..Others...Except those i hammered...Okoya excluded...Him don threaten me na...Okoya...Lol..Sorry

Okoya: GOMBS, u nid 2 work on urself...
I enjoy telling u d truth, If i were u, I'll jst apologize 2 every1 here... I'm so ready for u... Don't stop ooo.. Continue, u re making my day.
Ur mission was accomplished, u wanted to be known, now u re known...
U said dats ur 200l pic, hear urself, ur 200l pic, is it my 200l pic? U re so frustrated a retarded one at dat.
D fact is dat u re a stranded, frustrated, stupi.d coward!

i.Diot even if it's my today's pic i'm going to camp with old senile i.Diot like you,you should be ashamed...Upload your sorry pic na...D only truth here is that you're fighting another girl's war. ...You re.tarded assss kisser

[quote author=9-zeros]@steph n gombs: u're dividin us. do y'all enjoy war?[/quote]sir no vex..I know say some folks here make me fall you and sammy hand...But na them find my trouble o...Sha am done for now..Because you dey around...Sorry to other folks o...Except those i hammered

Okoya: U guyz shd jst take a look at his rubbish picture...
U'll knw he's jst a baby... Taking sides...
Guy u fuc.ked up big time
If not for dis thread u cant even dare to talk 2 me...
U re a small boy
GOMBS ko GOMBE nii

i.Diot that was my 200l pic,because i registered on NL 2009...Because you no see beards?Even if i'm a baby,at least i'm going for service wit Old man like you wey spend 12years for a 4yrs course...Dumb Mule


[quote author=Ms_Steph]dude free d guy abeg.[/quote]abi?...Ok na...Okoidiot she's your Jesus now o...Thank her

luvola: i think it high time we stopped replying gombe.. @ mste - talk to your proponent to stop disturbing the house.

you no fit tell me yourself?

aleogho: I alwaz saw dis comin, dats wat u get wen u let ursef dwn al in d name is bin idle..out f d 121 pages dis grp has had..hw many ar relatd 2 wat we r here 4 in d 1st place..hw wich u guyz had stick 2 d agenda dis wudnt hv bin d case

TELL THEM O....I said they should stick to the topic,but they thought i was being harsh..

norilicious: pikins dem full tis house....nawa o..

grannys them full this house

Okoya: So stupid and frustrated guy i ve ever met...F.oolish f.ool.....
Watever u like u can say...
U re far behind me... So frustrated human
Devilish person... U don't knw how to talk...
Learn to connect ur tongue to ur brain. Take a look at ur pics again
Fowl

ode,we've not met...I've achieved what your lineage couldnt...So i'm miles ahead of you....You cant even express your mind...Lol..Read your primary school insults?You yab like a girl...This means you either have braces in your brain or you were brought up in a motor park...My pic?lol. . .You had to go check me out?you gay,you want me to pull my pants down so you can kiss you life away?...Put your own pic na! Ugly duckking.

luvola: @ mste - let truith be told, gomz has been a problem to this thread. He has been causing and creating problems for the big house .fact

ola love!..Lol...Love your username o!...Lol

norilicious: bia gombe...lespect yaself n face ya homewrk...i no wake up tis mornin for ya...so yo beta fain space for left n pack ur face dia...wt r u evn feelin like GALADIMA??..dt nobody cn stnd up to u.

most retarde.d thing i've ever read![/quote]

luvola: sinking thread

you guys made it stink...Kissing asssses and i'm just cleaning the house...Anyway,should i help you choose a masculine username?

StateOfMinds: Mentality like this are the reasons some observers like me do not comment, you claim its the big house for all prospective batch B corpers, but you not comfortable having new people with differnt personalities around. You see urself as an 'oldie' and this comment of urs is rude. So wat if there has been an old house?? U expect them to flip through over 100 pages?? To do wat exactly?? You cry foul saying u don't want anyone to insult u, so what is this u typed above? An accolade??

You and sm1 keep saying you won't come back here to post cos of insults and humilation. Now I ask u, where are the insults?? You are just being unecessarily sensitive. Have u ever seen any kinda relationship with diff people from different backgrounds without little misunderstandings? Communication matters and when misunderstanding\misconception happens, let both parties voice out in a civil way to make things cleared, apologise and Let go! Bottling things up, avoiding each other and threatening to lay low and not post isn't gonna solve anything.

Some are even avoiding each other like plague, finding it hard to accept apologies and move on, its not a good thing if u want progress of this thread and outside the thread.

Some are trying to sit on the fence and take sides. Truth be told, the house has been divided albeit unintentionally. I may not have posted so far, but I've been on this thread for some while too.

I agree gombz has been 'provocative', he's a blunt guy as I've noticed in all of his posts but he's been reprimaded, and if any1 takes offence in watever he says, he or she shd make it known. Ganging up against him isn't a nice thing.

N, NO, I'm NOT on this thread to ignite anything, being fake isn't gon help. Just be real and say things the way you see them.


@sigba you also spoke well.

Having said that, this thread has been an informative one. Well done y'all, I, as an observer appreciate every info that has been shared on here. I hope by the time we get our postings, every one will let go.

hope some people here will read this carefull...Bukky bring your biro and take notes..'Shygal oya call okoya to help you read this one...Guy thanks...I've been trying to tell them this since...Thanks,i'm very grateful.

Okoya: As a matter of fact GOMBS, or watever ur name is,
Right from ur first post on dis thread I knw u re jst a baby...
Creating stratas... No one here has ever created a group, every1 is one.. Until u came...
Causing more problems...
If T.stone or 9zeros can not tell u, I'll TELL U!

you na first class nyash kisser na...Me baby?...You're hopelessly certifiable...

I expected you to fly flags...Yes i clapped for her guts,i wanted her to go on the offensive...She hasn't at least while i was typing this...But you did...You see what i mean?You dont just kiss asssss you eat the shiiit too...I dey vex you?...Go kiss cobra na...

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Am waiting 4 her worshipers to call my name.[/quote]that makes us two...I'm spatacus you're xena...Em...House this is not an attack on some persons...Lets just see it as sanitising the house,riddin them of rodents and butt kissers...
The big house is a democratic one not what some goddess and relief seekers turned it into.

kinnad: u say u're ignoring it,yet u quote it. Gurl let me hit d nail on d head 4u...u're quick tempered,and hav no sense of humour. Dats not d way of life...u stil hav a long way 2go. U've just broken a record as d 1st person i'm makin a direct reply 2 since dis thread began. Congrats!!

tell her o...At least you just blotted out your name from the butt kissing list...Lol...Not that you were on the list o..

[quote author=Ms_Steph]are u minding them? I blame d pple who worship dem here. I was here 1ce wen dey said stupid tins to a guy nd he was begging. She nw said my "type". Am sure pple use to beat her up bck in schl. U better wat who u guys talk too. No1 can ride on me[/quote]i'm still clapping for bukky's guts...I wish she's goes on the offensive...And i hope someone else here flies her flag of solidarity...

norilicious: UR FADA NYASH DER! y r u tryin to scata dis thread?? ppl r makin effort for peace to reign n u r tinkin of d opposite...call dis one an indirect insult...d next time u piss me off it will cm directly to ur doorstep...n trust me u wnt like it..jst one more polite insult...Mtschwwww.FIANFI! .....i no call name o bt if u tink u r d one...be my guest...ETiAaaaa! *sneezes* abeg na who dey call me..??

i wanna be your quest o...Pls come my doorstep...Oya...

norilicious: Gombs i tink bukky ws sayin shes mad@ okoya in a jokingly n friendly wy...we shudnt read too much meanin in evrytn sha..

dont think o...Next time be sure...If we shouldn't read too much meaning in everything then some people have to choose their words specifically and vividly(more clearer)

bukkylois: Good morning house, hope u guys slept well wish u all d best...@ shy u see y I said bein mute on dis thread pays? @ okoya na u make me talk too much for dis thread*still mad at u*

being mute pays?why did it take you ages to stick to your neonate thoughts?
Now you're mad at okoya?...Jeez!...You think you are a goddess?...

bukkylois: Gombs and ms steph...pls can u guys be matured, b4 u came here things were different(was peaceful)...pls I beg u don't change my impression of dis house with ur behaviour, n I advice u go to d old house n read d post b4 commenting on things u don't no...tank u for ur cooperation.. Good morning

i must say i admire your audacity,which must be triggered by a sudden rush of adrenaline or testeterone(you must have balls)...
At least you're brave enough to call names,something some folks here couldnt do...Now you singled out two people(am sure some others are here too) who wouldnt kiss your behind,and you call on the word maturity?I must ask,did you miss your medication this morning?...Or you think you're the spokes person of the band leader to a rag tag team here? Either way,i think you're not being straight.You had an impression on some folks here and it's an aberrating one at that,So if it changes now,they would care a lot,but i dont give a rat asss if it does. Pls o...You dont wanna go down this lane wit me,BELIEVE ME.

.[quote author=Ms_Steph]If gombs talk now they will say he has a bad mouth now the pple forming "I am perfect" won't ignore sOme things[/quote]no mind them,can you imagine!...

Shygal: it truly pays ma dear... Rmbr i said u might nt recova quickly! Well am layin low frm dis momnt henceforth* SILENCE is jus d best ansa nw on dis thread. Am tired of all d isssh*

and how silent have you been?Going around clicking like buttons?does that show maturity?...Runaway if you like,you're tired of the relief and prayers you get here or because two out of many folks decided not to kiss butts here?...Let me tell u the impression i have of you...Anyways...Let me keep quiet...Just continue your solidarity and indirect yans,going around cheer leading...You're spineless o...You and bukky are simply unbelievable

luvola: mr gomz your posts suck

Coming from someone who cant even think of a masculine username...Ok o i gree

kinnad: Oga,faction or no faction,there's no time 4 dat now. More0ver all u said above has bn discussed in d old house but u came late,whose fault Dis is time 4 expectations,so no time 4 quarel...hope u understand

old house aint new house,how about those who weren't in the old house?..I understand you sha

kinnad: hey! Plz dnt talk 2 Loskee lyk dat o! Oya say sorry now or i send u bak 2 gombe hehe. #just kidin# so dnt flare up@me k

loskee sorry no vex

Babycutey: on point.i ope everythn is nw alrite in kd

you just said she's on point,pls give me reasons why you didnt stick to her advice with regards to my post?

Babycutey: old joke.nt even funy at all ;Dold joke.nt even funy at all

let me refresh your memory,she adviced why didnt i just scroll and read past?You showed solidarity and now you do directly opposite...That's what i call butt kissing...Trying to pls some(showing solidarity) other person at the expense of your ethical stance(integrity from the support of her 'scroll past' advice)...Anyways,your jokes wouldn't even make my grand ma smile,and it'd make my dog hiss...Lol...Morning joor

you for just answer the 'where 9zeros dey' part and wait till you have better things to write?

norilicious: ...

...Gombs dey speak long grama for student affairs....no no no no....u dnt tell me dt...i knw my rite as a citizen.. @ I cn hear Uj shoutin straffin tins *in a chokin voice*..e b like sy na calabar im gt..WOooo! make sigba hear am..

you na good boarding house prefect o!...It just have to be cross river today o ...Or anywhere without the north prefix...Else i go start aluta...Lol..Morning o

Sigba well said o...Thanks...What happened to 9zeros?...

Since the thread wants joke,let's give em jokes...But matured funny jokes not those we've read even inside secondary school magazines...Hope this one's funny o

BBM POST UTME JUNE EXAM
2012:
Answer all questions; Note no
calculator or any electronic
devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy that opened shop at
Alaba international market (a)
Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while her husband is still
alive (a)Dame Patience (B) Turai
(c)Stella
(3) Who Strike pass (a) Boko
Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's head (a) True (B)
false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you power-on a Nokia phone (a)
Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ
and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is
took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
(7) I have a dream is to Luther
.king as I have no shoes is to … (a)
GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ
( What is the plural form of
GARRI (a) garris (B)garried (B)
garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma
Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will
he write JAMB next year? (a) No
(B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the
highest no. of babes that travel
to Dubai for 2weeks and return
with British accent a)Ebus
B)Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt
all questions.
(1a)Differentiate between Do or
Die and if I don't win the next
election their will be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek
to Aso rock without shoes, how
long would it have taken if he
wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using Almighty Formula,
calculate the diameter of Don
Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-
girlfriend Wins N100Million
Naira In The Glo WINBIG
Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the
three statues that welcome you to
Lagos…
(4)What is the difference
between copy-copy and
giraffing.
All questions carry equal marks.
GOODLUCK=))

[quote author=Gods-child]This is simply referred to as "Self-centeredness"...batch C thread was supposed to start in august yes, agreed...but if you take your time to read through the first page of our thread, you'll understand our reluctance...even the initiator of the thread apologized for his early actions, but what can we do about it? this is Nairaland in which unlike Facebook et al, you can't remove a post or comment once you hit 'Submit' button...We simply had no choice...There is no need for you to feel sorry for us or refer to us as if we are nonentities, we are graduates like you and we expect you to at least wish us well in our endeavor...it doesn't cost you anything to visit our thread and tell us your opinion just like KINNAD did...Or hop in to say Hi just like SHYGAL did...We would appreciate that...November may look like a long way to go from now but it will definitely come sha just as July smiles around the corner...
At the inception of this thread, no one knew it would be this elaborate...Some of us, like ABBASUFI, have been part of this thread...still are & would still be as long as Nairaland exists(i'm always quiet 'cause i get ignored most times i drop comments)...It has been great fun sitting on the sidelines and watching the drama...We wish you best of luck as you get your postings and get ready for camp, safe journey as you travel and a pleasant service year ahead!...It is well...*laughing*
N.B.: No offense meant in any way, this is just an opinion.[/quote]round of applause. . .*standing ovation

sigba: Hmmmm.Gombs will always be Gombs. Well, i'm Enjoying the display of individual differences sha.

my dear,this house has failed to see something...One,the individual differences here is borne out of a faction of the house trying to please some other faction...Now,the jokes were a good idea,but the thread was not a joke thread...The jokes started because a faction wanted it to 'ease tension' and the other faction obliged...Now some other faction watched in horror the sudden change and hence the indifference.Now,there's alot other things to talk of while we wait for the list,eg topics like, should ladies braid or fix weave on while going to camp?(because rain and drills fit mess am up) or what if your clothings (white kits)were rejected...Etc..But the main aim would still be that the page remains related to the discuss...So,alot folks here may pick offence at this,but tis the fact...There're factions in the house,let's face it.

[quote author=T.stone]Really, I still don't understand why some people always like to create problems...people have been having nice time since morning and no one is complaining! Please, let's know how to use words...some are just to insultive and I don't think anybody here deserves that. Besides, it's not a must to stay in this house...people have been doing fine for more than two months and so your absense won't be a problem. Enough is enough please.[/quote]ROTFLMAO...uncle T,how about being specific?Point out the trouble makers...Lol...There's alot conjecture in your post..."some people".."your absence"..."people have been"..."some are just too"...Etc...This is the best post of the day,it's the only joke after the ibo man's phone joke i've been able to laugh at...Thanks man...You've made my day...Cheers

Loskee: ... stop smashing your face in the concrete wall for nothing.

You wish...Dream on

why didn't you stick to the below sputum you adviced me on?(let me change bros to sis)

"um, sis eh, e no hard. just scroll past and stop smashing your face in the concrete wall for nothing.
"