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[quote author=Ms_Steph]Lool. Since dat dey were packaging call up letters no1 called dem to tell dem dat deir runz clique it is when they have sent it to schls dat dey r telling dem. Kai you pple should fear God o[/quote]now i'm certain you dey my mind...Now that's my question...Why weren't they called all the while na till letters don reach school?...And come to think of it,it's like most people think some people here still wear diapers...

[quote author=Ms_Steph]lmao. My dear dey r so lame. Dint want to say anything nd some pple r laughing @ d jokes. Enuff ass kissing dey dis group[/quote]butt kissing na understatement...It's cancerous...Some of the jokes are cerebrally not fit for a laugh

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Tired of all dah fake jokes abeg. *yawns*[/quote]Gbam...like you dey my mind...I wanted to write but i learnt that some people come here for relief and prayers(pls let them enjoy)...I kept quiet...You yawned?...Me i almost slammed my laptop on the floor...

[quote author=T.stone]Hahahahaha...u wan steal meat from the pot...LMAO[/quote]i wanted to see what's on menu for tomorrow's big day

[quote author=T.stone]You've forgotten we now have 5D! We can snipe you from any angle...hw far Gombs? Feel free now.[/quote]ah!...No wonder na...I'm doing gr8 mate!...I'm feeling free already...But her sniping na bad assss one...I was tip toeing into the house's kitchen to see what's good,na him she fire my nyash from 600meters away o...Kai!Lol

Okoya: He's f.ucking up! U don't let people control ur emotions.

i'd pretend i didnt see this written excrement

anitank: Gombs I see u. Oya post something joor b4 I vex

hmmm...My dear,dont you see you guys seem happier this time around?...What'd i post now?Em....But you na winch o!lol...See as you snipe me from yonder,you got my butt o...Lol

anitank: Find 6 animals in d word CAMELEPHANTELOPELICANARY......tick tock! Make me happi

Camel
Elephant
Ant
Antelop
Pelican
Canary

Had a nice sunday today,and reached a decision,that maybe it's best I let you guys be,from some of the post here,which indirectly refer to me,but the posters were being discreet so as not to incur trouble.Well,i'm not a villian,i'm not a brute,i'm not a bully,am just a regular guy on the street,looking out for friends...Although I am not exactly saying
goodbye to "this house", this will
not be the last you all see of me.
Let's just say i'm only retiring and not
dying or walking away.I'll
join u all in the joy (or sorrow,depends how you see it) of one of the most defining weeks of our lives(by tuesday i mean) and I am sure
that we will be turning to each other for
words of wisdom,hope,laughter,comfort and/or determination. And I know
you all look forward to hearing
about all the housemate's state of post...It's wit a sad heavy heart i write this,because i honestly meant no harm,i didnt want the way things turned out in the house,and i have to say,i wont want to be the black sheep of the family...I see we've got cheer leaders now,I see solidarity groups now,i see alot stuff words fail me to express...I see good guys,and girls with cherishable spirit...I see those who'd rather trade the future for their past...However,I'm not seeking sympathy,nor applause,nor for people to click the like button,...I just feel sad for my actions which seems to have an indelible ripple effect and have affected the course of the house.I'm sure if i knew the moderator,i'd ask him to ban me from this thread,because i cant stop coming here,as i've fallen in love with the house(not an individual in the house)...Anyways,one day,we'd all laugh this off over a bottle of wine,or a golf game or an event,because i believe it's a small world we live in,and if that's true,then Nigeria's even much more smaller...Cheers mates!

Peace

mykejones: Ok..am a year older 2day. Who's organizing bash for me?

HBD bro,best wishes....Morning peeps!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]D truth hurts but amma say it anyway.[/quote]you're exactly on point.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]... D whole "am sorry please forgive me" is getting annoying.[/quote]i'm glad now that atleast you understand where my frustration emanates from...
if you were close by i'd have kissed your shoe...Thanks for the gbo gbo ti gbo

[quote author=Ms_Steph]r you still on dis case?? D tension is mking every1 pick offense on tins dat are not important if d person doesn't want to forgive u leave d person. Abi na by force again?[/quote]not in anyway implying it's a must she forgives n forget...But we're adults,graduates and most important of all a family...But what i dont get now is are you getting angry or picking sides?Either way...I like to think you mean well...Cheers

norilicious: ...

aite tnx for clearifyn me on dt...the motto is: **PAX**

what motto?. . What's PAX?...*smiles

norilicious: ..

unfortunately yes i do....dont u tnk dt ws rude...u r apologsn to somone n at d same time insultin d person..am sorry to intrude jst dt i cnt ignore tins like dis....shy did nt offend u IN ANY WAY...u v been wrong, u v been wrong, u v been soooooo wrong...i wnt pretnd i didnt notice....r u allergic to her post or is der mor to dis we shud knw she ws only tellin d house d rzin shes distant n nw u wnt to strt all ova again...

honey,i'm sorry i transfered my frustration to you...But if you've noticed i did beg her..Asked others to join me to...I didnt insult her in my recent post "butt kissing" is not an insult. But i've admitted i was wrong,i sought retribution,and get i what?.. except laments from her.I'm not allergic to her posts,have no cogent reason to be.

There's this saying "To err is human,to forgive is divine to forget is super divine"

forgiveness is not complete without forgetting it.And i'm sorry once again...I'm just frustrated at how truly sorry i am and it's been ignored

norilicious: ...

SLAMS DOOR plz who r u??

...Do u have a problem wit me?

Shygal: I'v neva bin dis humiliated all my life weda in reality or in a virtual world as NL.

Haba,we've begged you,i apologized...Let bye gones be bye gones...What else would you prefer?Should i get crucified to pacify you?...You've forgiven and not forgotten?...After all the petting from the house?You're not being fair at all...It's exasperating frustrating...I been humble and considerate,yet you sound it's not good enough...Well,let me put it this way...I wont butt kiss you,i wont stoop further than i did...If you'd wanna hold grudge be my guest...*slams the door

...Glad the house is at peace...But how comes i'm not perturbed about the negative news posted on here?...Well...I've so much faith that i dont accommodate fear..You all should try it..It's fun

anitank: Don't worry she'll come around. The whole posting thin is mak her all icky. U don't wana b arnd a woman wen she's tensed, trust me. U're barely her problem ryt now. Jst giv her some time

aiite i will

[quote author=9-zeros]shy got a soft hrt, i guess she'z already 4given u.
@shy: right?[/quote]fingers crossed then?

naijaobi: MR.COMB ABI GOMBS, MIND URSELF O...HW DARE U CALL ME POLICE...U KNOW SEE ARMY OR NAVY, NA POLICE U COME DEY CALL ME..LOL.. U SEF NO DEY FORM NEPA FOR US....

rotflmao....sorry sir...how about bein he-hef-si-si(efcc)...i hail u

anitank: Lmao! U're not an a.s.s aftrall. First impressions u knw? Sorry abt callin u arrogant. Looks like u'll tak d place of Nelly who's been missing for days now. Kip d humor coming bro

tnx dear,u did the divine tin to forgiv my blunder and more amazingly went ahead to trust me....am short or words...ok na do i start answering neely now?....lol....em pls between me and you eh...help me beg shygal na

naijaobi: AV NOTICED IT...MAKE I JUST SEE ANYBODY WEY GO YARN RUBBISH AGAIN

In this house,we practice democracy not theocracy,or authoritarian system...There's freedom of speech,freedom of expression as long as it does not encroach on someone else's right of expression.So dont form police for us now...Lol

Arap: Thanks bro. I hereby tender my unreserved apology to the entire big family. Am sorry for being so emotional!

i should thank you too,now dont you feel the warmth even if we dont all see ourselves?...Oya Sammy we're waiting...

Arap: Must u reply to every post? Why not emulate people like OKOYA who has posted a reasonable response that attract commendation? Mind u, am not a jobless grad like u, am gainfully employed & mean alot to my employer. While you're busy shivering with the phobia of the yet to come NYSC, am thinking of how to make more impact wit my coy & make d best use of my service year.

see beef na...Lemme see how this one ends...

...but boss,u no try,if you think he's lost his head,why not show us in the house that you haven't lost yours?... He was kidding,and i know it might not have rubbed well on your person,but haba...We're graduates not secondary school peeps..Now pls kindly apologise...And sammy you should apologise too...You stung him hard with that question you asked(u indirectly called him an undergraduate or less)...Me ma d question embarras me o...Cheers

now you two should be good boys and apologize.

[quote author=T.stone]*ROTFL* just to work efficiently sir! It's all for our personal use*winks* hehehehe[/quote]two of una demand $10million if the rest come now,na £100million (notice it's now pounds)...Oya i disband the committee...I'd call on foreign partners like UN,AU,Commonwealth...(seun,beaf,etc)

Okoya: I think u nid $620,000, one aircraft, $670,000 worth of govt bonds, a big mansion in banana island,an international celebrity as a private entertainer.... Still counting
Are u up to it?

[quote author=T.stone]Awwww...well I think am gonna help you work provided €50,000 per sitting, three times in a week for sitting and the commitee should last for a year...and other benefits like housing, wardrobe allowance, ramadan allowance, xmas, health and car...*lipssealed*[/quote]Ha!...Na because una be senator and Rep member?..I'm Bro Joe o...I'm counting on una na...I'm not Odetola na...Pls help me and beg her na...Two of una don demand almost $10million...I be thief?...Lol...No be only aircraft na submarine...Lol..

Sen 9zeros, Prof anitank and sen sigba are included in the committee

....Pls i wanna set up a committee to help me investigate the precise and remote causes of shygal's refusal to accept my unreserved apology...On this committee, Hon T.Stone, prof. Sammy, Hon ms slim and Sen Okoya...Others are members and are welcomed...Good morning peeps

bukkylois: Wow!! Am a jossite to dou graduated 2years ago, n I also wanna serve in abuja hope we meet in camp

Jina24: Am a Jossite, finished last year. I want to serve in Abuja o

Great JOSSITES...Ah!I'm proud to be one...Spottin u guys makes me wanna scream...I read comp sci,graduated last year,wil wanna serve in cross river...OMG...i'm dancing azonto here o...Sammy let's go there...UJ abuja hostel swag...I see you jare

tunaprex: have been tryin 2 get white Shorts since Monday with no luck. Time 2 call my tailor.

no need to call your tailor...Me ma find white shorts tire,but i did something smart today.I bought 2 real madrid shorts and used razor and peel off the black adiddas stripes on it sides and take off the badge...And i have me self two lovely knee length shorts...Hope you follow suit...Cheers

sammygold: .I'm on ma knees too. Shy pls accept his apology, he is my Jossite bro. @Gomb, i luv ur maturity...

that makes us three...We're growing in number...Oya sam beg wella for me...Oya lets pray...Heavenly father in the name of Jesus...

[quote author=T.stone]Hahahahahaha....on my knees already Princess![/quote]that makes the two of us..Other pls join us in prayer and help me intercede . .Hail Mary full of Grace... (Someone pls continue from where i stopped)

Shygal: ...bt ma luv 4 dis thread died sm hrs ago...

Jesus wept!... how heart troubling!..Though your confession above is touching,but I said i was sorry na(and i wasn't being sarcastic)...Should i write a eulogy instead?Pls o..House help me beg shygal.

Okoya: Don't u get it? D timetable didn't say ur postings will be pasted, it says distribution of call up letters to various schs...
Some schs probably might paste theirs 2day... Dis doesn't mean call up letter.
#tongueout

Quit hating...At least we knew whatever's related to posting will be out next week...Hence tis not a rumour,that's why i wrote "I GUESS" in that post...Dream on it you think any school will paste anythin today or even tomorrow...#tongue and eyes out

[quote author=T.stone]Memories!!!

I was never a fan of NL until I found this amazing and progressive thread. What a small world we are into...it's nothing to start dwelling anyhow on. Please, let's respect each other and continue to see ourselves as brothers and sisters. Even after our posting and NYSC I perceive some of us here would be friennds for life! I really don't know how to pass my message accross but I want to believe we all got it. I know after the worries of postings will emerge another worries os where our respective LG/PPA would be in whichever states we found ourselves. Everything is just vanity and this is the more reason why we need each other to survive through it all. This is how it starts from...UNITY!

One thing that our beloved country is suffering from now and a whole lots of lives have been wasted per hour! We have almost people from almost all the geo-political zone here and tribe. We are the future of tomorrow so if we were to set the future aright then we need it NOW!

Like I always say, I LOVE YOU ALL! And I would be very glad to meet as many of you that would come my path in the nearest future which will soon be revealed!

I NEED YOU TO SURVIVE; I MEAN YOU!!!

@silat, Abbasufi, Flairlady...it's been a while...[/quote]lol,your post is too long,i didnt read it all,but i got the message..I read the first and last two lines...Thanks man..Lol

[quote author=Ms_Steph]I can't describe how I feel. I just hope I get cross riveru?[/quote]awww...That's exactly where i worked mine to o!You could back track this thread and see am not making it up...Fingers crossed,hope we meet there...It'd be awesome meeting a member of the house in camp o!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]u should check d timetable. He is rite[/quote]smilin from ear to ear...Countdown things now,abi?