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[quote author=Ms_Steph]. Lol. When r u going bck to CRS[/quote]i'll leave 1st sept...My LI in Obudu is a MADT man...Lol..You said you'Re in what local govt again?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]am in abuja. Just saw ur pic its like I saw u in camp. Ur in nccf[/quote]yeah..I am in nccf...Lol..You'd have screamed the verb Gombs loud..Lol...Too bad we didnt relate

Pls eh house...Let's leave the ppa gist and deviate small...Shygal ppa wan make me sue nysc for taking my to one village in the south south...Anyways,Which of these did u do as a
child?
1) Dip the bread inside the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and
stew before eating
3) Pour dry garri on your beans
porridge
4) Share the meat and let the
eldest pick first
5) Crack the bone and suck out
the marrow
6) Can't eat the meat until u
finish the food
7) Put the morning tea inside the
freezer to block
Bite the crown and put it into
d bottle of coke
9) Use the meat to finish d
remaining eba
10) Put the medicine inside the
roll of eba
11) Licking the plate with your
tongue
12) Or pickin your nose n rollin into ball what you picked outta your nose.

Be sincere(i know say some of us still do ALL of the above...Lol), Reply with Number &
keep the fun going!!
Cheers...Ms steph...Where you at?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]u r soo lucky. I had to shit inside a bucket leather. It wasn't funny. No self contain house here single rooms wit 1 open bathroom no toilet[/quote]eya...It's gonna be ok dear...Make it fun,we've just ten months to go...At first,when i say my ppa, and how long i was to stay there,i felt it was like a jail sentence,but as i cheered up,and was determined to stay,everything seemed ok...You should be glad of your place..My friends place is an isolated village...It's even unbikeable...Lol

...Under the sun and in the rain,with dedication and SELFLESSNESS...Lmao..When you were singing this song fa?...Cross river na 5k sha...It's well my dear

[quote author=Ms_Steph]lucky u. I don cry tire[/quote]eya my dear...Just look at the corpers there,how cheerful they're,you'd get used to it...My school is surrounded by 3 huge mountains...It's always cold..It's quiet and we drink from a spring...It's a lil ride from the ranch and the lodge i got needs alot of fixing...Anyways you'd get used to it...If you read my post it was about the ranch close by my place...My place na real villa..But i just get consolation from the corp members there.I saw a need and i'd soon start my business...Football viewing centre...The villagers there move 3villages away to watch matches..'So i.ve started settling down already...Cheer up dear...

Nonywendy: wow...farewell to obubra and d camp commandant. I was posted to calabar. Wat of u?

was posted to Obudu (the land where the mountains touch the sky)-you guys need see this town...See the beauty of God's hand...But i'm teaching in one school there,hope it'll be fun(it just have to be fun o)...The cattle ranch here is just breath taking...OMG...Visit Obudu when you can...Only the mountains will marvel you..Lol...Hope you stay well in Cally.Best wishes you all...Em..The ladies here are devilish...Sex for as low as N150...They will never see my brake light IJN

Farewell to Obubra camp cross river..

^^

Reporting live and direct from Obubra Camp,Cross river state..The food is ok,except for d beans(which is watery and almost everyday),the Okro soup looks like Copper tetraoxoSulphate IV...There's no drinkin water as the boreholes are completely undrinkable,hence we stick to sachet water which is sold for N10 and is sure responsible for the rampant throat infection (sore throat,cough,etc) ...Hostel's more fun,sleep is THE ONLY fun activity asides fellowship wit NCCF.Mammy market is ok,but i dread there...Go wit my flask to buy food sha...The soldiers are fun esp the one called Ajegunle...D camp director looks like a fetch water man,very unkempt...I cant wait to leave this place o...Ha...The ladies in camp here are weird...I hope those in the town wont follow the trend...Babycutie is fine,she's in platoon 5(i think) while i'm in platoon 10...She's sendin her warm regards...Cheers mates

Serving in cross river....and d soldiers are fun...just dat dey won't allow me to sleep...too much parade

In cross river wit babycutey...Hooked up with her...She's ok...Lol.Others just dulling me...Lol. Morning y'all

...I called babycutey this morning,Oga Tunnex your number no dey connect o...Babycutey lets go there...Morning y'all.

tunnex190: ...that's better, i dialed your mtn before. I got your glo now. Hope to call you soon.

i see you tunex..Call d mtn,it's my favorite line...And your number was dulling me too...I think it's where you stay.Cheers

Oga moderator,pls can you give me cogent reasons why this made the front page?...As in...Like seriously?...I'll stil ask o,what criteria is used to push somethin to d front page?This topic wont make 2pages,i doubt if it reaches 1 and half.

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coolsamie0: @Gombs: Aw's Plateau State? Aw can i get there frm Lagos? And Aw many hrs is the journey?

jos is fine....As regard the other two questions,i'd suggest u Google it..

08167617979...BabycuteyThis number eh..I just called d number now,The lady said she was posted to Katsina...Choi..My credit o..She's yoruba sef,serious yoruba accent...Babycutey na you sabi o

Babycutey: my dear,no b wash.

haba...Called it this afternoon,the person said she's not on nairaland...That it is wrong number...Sha i'm going to cross river from Jos...Wicked 10hrs

naijaobi:
* Go with an xtra-ghana must go to lock ur buckets..kauz. . U miGht buy up to 8buckets if u arnt cAreFul.

y cant i just buy padlock and lock my bucket to my bunk?

anitank: ....and no, I don't drink pepsi :p

choi...You dont know what you are missing....Lol

anitank: Pls wat and wat do we need for registration in camp. If u have an idea, let us knw biko

sit down,get a chilled bottle of Pepsi...Get your call up letter,turn the back of the letter,then carefully read article number 2...If u still have any questions,i'd suggest you call the man whose name is inscribed on the bottom right side of the back of that letter...Thank.:-)

Babycutie,the number you typed here na wash...Called d number,and d person who answered sounded lost...D other guy number no dey connect...I no want toast two of una o...In fact,i guess we should forget exchangin numbers...Sounds better

Babycutey: wl b leavin on sunday from onitsha.nd my number is 08167617979.

noted. . .Will meet you there on monday.You have a place to stay on sunday or na for camp you go sleep?

Babycutey: Woooo!cross rivers thnz.ms steph,gomb,tunnex,etc.lets go dr.

wow...Hmmm...Congrats..My number n tunnex's are available if you check few pages back...We're expecting yours...When you leavin?from where?..*happy we're much from nairaland

StateOfMind: Lmao@ size of mosquitos...thank u soo much. You don't wanna know how glad I am to have this piece of information. I appreciate!

it's my pleasure...Go have fun baby!

StateOfMind: Tanks gombs, I don't even intend to spend more than 3weeks over there..how about the safety?? The camp is at malam sidi, kilometer 8, gombe..is that the northern part. I need to convince my parents about the security of the state. They don't want me to go!!! Not even for the orientation.

yeah sweetheart,it's towards the north...I think near Dukku local Govt Area...There's pretty much safe,fulani dominated..Very peaceful people,very respectful,you'd love their hospitality,and you might not wanna leave afterall..Tel your parents it'll be fine,you're safe in the hands of fulani tribesmen who's only interested in their cattles and business...I promise you, you'd love the state.Dont forget mosquito nets...Mosquitos there are almost the size of butterflies

StateOfMind: Gombe her I come...

Ehmmm who knows what gombe looks like

emm...My name's gombs,i spent 6years of my teenage years in Gombe for my sec school...Now,that's one hell of a weird weather place.The sun is torture,esp in the dry season,hamattan there is evil...And the sand...But asides the weather,you should adapt pretty well,you'd get used to the weather in no time...They're fun people,respectful and lazy(esp the southern indigeinous christian dominated parts).But you'd need to learn hausa fast,that's if you dont speak it already...Cheap food stuff,and the ladies there are cheaper than pure water.Pray they dont send you to the northern part of d state..It's bordering Borno...Lol...
All d best

adim2: Also go with enough nylon cos certainly u will need to do shortput as the toilets r wierd. More infos coming

already bought alot...Lol..No time..Cant get toilet infection because i wanna serve Liyel Imoke's state...Lol...I hope the bush wil just be fine,because i no know how i wan explain to them at the registration point what the leather is for.

tunnex190: I'm posted to CR too. And why did you want to leave so early? I guess you are not too close to the place? I hope I can relate with everyone here posted to Cross River o. I'm alone coz all my friends are posted to north and south west.

shey you saw my number up there,let's relate na...I'm leaving early because i'm leavin from Jos,and that's 10hrs.Dont worry,we go relate...Thanks.No mind other cross rivers guys here...Text me or add me on 2go.Thanks

My man okoya...Kd no bad,you'd have fun,just that i wonder how'd carry out those your threats...Lol ...It aint that bad bro,you'd love kd

ujchief pls update ur list

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Am going to cross river[/quote]Let's go there...txt me...am leavin sunday..07036079423
Lol

where's ms steph?....

bayulll01: guys got delta prefare ogun!

How about thanking God first?