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phlox4: You graduated since July , 2011 . But your result was approved by the senate on the 28th November , 2011 .

ah bros...Lol.....Are you trying to yab my school?A whole UJ?..How'd i finish exams since july and results are being approved November?...Haba ...I finished exams August 17th,submitted and finished my internal n external defence before November 2...Ah,you for just answer the "Are you a Jossite" part and forget about the rest...Lol

...I'm resident in Jos...Lets say i'm travelling to calabar...When do i need take off?...Need i be present on 2nd(i mean, is it a must?)...What if i reach there on saturday,where do i crash for d night?...Thanks

bbus: @gombs
av u collected ur callup.
Call up aint ready yet na

phlox4: Once you have your original certificate , you have nothing to do with Identity card . When you are using Testimonial or statement of result , you may need to show your identity card , but when you are presenting original certificate , it is expected of you not to be with identity card.

thanks bro...Your piece was and is quite edifying

phlox4: Clearance slip must have been collected from him before he was issued a certificate . I really don't know how to explain this . Infact, his set would be the first set from UNIJOS to be going to camp with original certificate . That is because he has spent a year at home after graduation because of the inability of his department to send their name to student affairs in time .

yeah my slip has been collected too,and yeah we graduated since november and the strike kinda affected our names being sent for batch A.And yeah my set is the first to achieve such feat...You sound like a Great Jossite o..Are you one?...I hail if you are o!

...Hey...Glad this page is dedicated to our set serving in batch B 2012...Thought this day would never come..Pls i've got two questions...Em in UNIJOS,they collected our ID cards the moment they gave us our Certificates...And since camp is on 2nd July,when do one take off...Sorry if this question has been answered before...Couldnt read through the whole other pages. . Thanks

I'll still ask o. . .What's the criteria or criterion used to push topics to the front page?...This page aside from being hopeless,it parades verbal or should i say written excrements from most wannabes....*slams the door

I liked the way Rueben Abati described him "A serial looser" (i stand to be corrected)...Abeg let him run again so that i can have a laugh...I'd give him kudos for he has a way of sounding pathetic...This kind,he's the victim and that's he's 9ja's only realistic messiah...The slimy northern terror brigade commander

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Careful buddy[/quote]Town's suddenly quiet...All bike men don scarce...I'm always careful bro...Thanks...

Am off this thread...Just heard a deafning sound of a serious bomb blast at rukuba road in jos...During service...Hope no one's injured sha...Going to see for me self

Classicalman: @Bluetooth, will you quit talking like a s c r o t u m and shat up?

haba!...no need for this na...Act accordingly pls #no offence intended pls

[quote author=~Bluetooth]There are somalis living in US right ? All it takes is just one person to infilterate and strike.George bush would have been long dead if the shoe thrown at him by that iraqi cameraman was a live shot.[/quote]if all those iraqis,iranians,lebanese or other america hating countries living in america haven't been able to infiltrate,why would you thing somali's rag tag terror brigade would?

sadyeek: [size=16pt]dude even ten cows is worth 2 million naira! Probably more in the line of 5 milla.[/size]

5mill is roughly $25,000,which is still very very very very very minute compared to $30million+

Though somalia's a poverty stricken state,i get 10camels would mean a lot (think that in naira would sum up to less than N2million),but my wonder is "Where the clowns thinking their countrymen would go hunt for obama n clinton?"...Or even if he transported them to the US,does he think his force are like the Mossad?...Wait first, today's date is not april 1 o...Because this sounds like one cruel joke

Chai...Onye ugwu wu onye ugwu...Anywhere anytime...Compare the differences $30million+ and 10camels...Does the idi0ts think they were calling elephants?...Times like this, i wish i was a bounty hunter...Them for testify

This is embarrassing o...I hope he's returned safe...As usual 9ja police will issue a statement "investigation is still going on,we will bring the culprits to book"

i will be praying for him sha

Pls OP what's her age bracket?...Sounds like her football age is 32,....If her football age is 32,then guess what her real age is!..Well,he should just give time time...I feel for his wife when she hears this news o...Because if he did mate wit her,or not is immaterial...Question is,"how you take know such girl?"

...If JTF dont make any arrest,you lot will come up here and write thrash discrediting them,they make arrests now,you clowns still come up here and discredit them...This then leads to my question, "is it that you guys' insatiable hate for GEJ's govt so monumental that you guys cant appreciate his efforts to curb d northern islamic brigade,or is it just that you guys just want to make jest of anything positive in his govt?..

It's frustrating,annoying and dismal to get such attitude from nigerians who are suppose to support the leader they voted in,and keep in hope that he'll lead em to the better nigeria we all dream of.But nailing him after just a year in power is just exasperating...Dont you lot reason that If these arrests aint substantial,why do the northern islamic brigade keep demanding their brothers be released?I voted Joe into power,i've never for once lost hope in him,and i'm not about to any time soon.So you cry babies should suck it up and think positivity,Because most time i read crap like most on this thread,i wonder whether alot of you folks skipped your medications ...*slams the damned door

Come to think of it, wonder what criteria or criterion is used in moving topics to d front page, and i've observed wit utter dismay some front page topics,this one included...Cant we the nairaland community vote for topics who should be on the front page?. . . And that lagbook if it was close to good enough,dont you think other universities would have stormed it?Or say it'd have have raves in many social outlets in country?#just saying sha

moderattor: by now you should be able to recorgnise a typo.

dont mind d clown,wonders whether he's smarter than we all who has ignored d typo....Some folks are just unbelievable...Well,i want to think he means well

ojeffo: i cant believe these iddiots who call themselves students of ANSU are spewing this rubbish.Some of those foools protesting are either using Blackberry Bold 5 or iphone 4s.There is one of them on my BBM.,hen he posted the riot activities on BBM,i was sooo mad,this is d same guy that just bought a honda baby boy,even as a student..this is d same guy that comes to my outlet to buy exppensive blackberry phones once they come out.SHAME ON U IDDIOTS!.IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH U FOR DESTROYING UR SCHOOL PROPERTIES!!!!U SHALL ALL GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN WHO WILL BEHEAD U AND DRINK UR BLOOD...#MARK MY WORDS#

lol. . .Ah boss,you provoke well o...Lol...No mind them.Some people even say it's not fair,d governor is wicked,bla bla bla...If u cant stand d heat gerrout the effing kitchen...Men!ansu fees na 130k?My school fees throughout my 4yrs for UJ na about 58k o,and ansu no reach UJ standards.Well,pay your fees,if u cant join a federal uni,if u cant go learn a trade,if u cant holla at those Boko Haram brigade and profess that western education is a sin,but em no try bomb My State o.# thanks

guy u hv a foul mouth...hw cud a once undergraduate(dts if u were one) say ugly things as u hv done. Remember d sch didnt giv dm rum 4part payment and the fee ws increased by 92%. Its totally unfair simple.[/quote]sir,i'm a well seasoned computer science graduate from the University of Jos,when ten thousand naira was added to our normal 12k (wit accomodation) or 8,750 (without accomodation),the Student Union Government advocated for d students,and part payment was introduced...We didnt protest o,we didnt burn things o,we didnt come here and write trash o...Now their university is a state university,and as it goes,there was an increase in fees,what then happened to their union government?D numb skulls didnt say anything o,and i'm dead sure the school warned that those who havent paid that they would not be allowed into exam halls...Still the imps didnt pay,now you come up here and shamelessly write
[/b]" Its totally unfair simple"[/b]....Rubbish.

wirewire: dont mind the fucking illiterate.

[quote author=Cupidkc]i'm more educated than all your sorry lineage. This is how Cretins like u slip into our government and screw things up d more.Wawa

callydon: For those who are justifying d sending out of students 4rm exam hall b'cos of skool fees,I av one question 4U.If U are a finalist n for some reason COMPLETELY beyond ur help U cud nt PAY ur skool fees n U were sent out. Do U knw dat means Automatic EXTRA YEAR n at d end of it all,U'll still be expected to pay d fees even after it had cost u an EXTRA year...
4rm my own point of view, its nt fair n its nt right.
After all U'll still pay all outstanding fees b4 ur clearance.

what were you thinking you'd get here?You think you'd come on here,and spill crap n expect learned mind here usher you sympathy for your acrid stenched failure n blatant idiocy of monumental proportions...Was that what you expected?if yes,then you're certifiable,if no then there's still hope for you...#just putting my views in d best possible way...No offence intended pls

OP Sharap ya mouth...Sometimes i wonder what kind of hamlet you crawled out from,i know it's a pigsty,but it beats me where it's located...WHY WOULD YOU GUYS RIOT because you guys were sent out of halls for non payment of fees?...Do u think d university runs as a charity foundation?Others that paid r they stupid?If d fees were 'too' high,u guys would have suggested half payment per semester...Rather than either losing months at home due to school locked down,or instant carry over and hell yeah,you'd still pay that same fee...I hope you have 2extra years after u mates have graduated...It beats my imagination when a delusioned few would want to drag everybody backwards with them..*now,if u r in solidarity wit them,which of course u r,then you're a shame.If u r not...Ignore d above post...#no offence intended,just putting my view in d best way possible

Arinze4eva: you really find us igbos fascinating dont you?

[quote author=Arinze4eva]i love this question bro...I so love d question that if i were gay,i'd have toasted you...Lol...Laughing in tongues...But em?..Hope it's not a rhetorical question? Because i'm so waiting for the person's reply...Lol

Drogba don take excuse,make e no be say him dey pitch when we trash them another 5,with van p get almost a double hat trick...I wished he'd play o...Else chelsea fans will blame 50cent for their loss...I hope ramsey scores so that messi could die...Since if he scores a celeb dies...Cheers...COYG

fng: :oAnybody heard? https://www.nairaland.com/909302

Behave yourself o

chelseabmw: why is malouda on this field?

Una get choice?

timbros: wow how u take know say i dey drink maltina right now?

Abi alomo bitters?

Liverpool looks like a championship team

timbros: Tottenham don drop 2points o. We better win dis game, leapfrog Newcastle and close in on Tottenham. . .

Keep dreaming.....or rather keep drinking

Eh, About the cannibalism claim, Yeah,tis true.I witnessed it during jos crisis, Berom boys did roast them and ate out of the carcass, But my question is "what makes boko haram think christians are weak?", Prophet mohammed's teachings on jihad, Still some certified cretins will still dim wittedly write islam's a religion of peace.

Eh, About the cannibalism claim, Yeah,tis true.I witnessed it during jos crisis, Berom boys did roast them and ate out of the carcass, But my question is "what makes boko haram think christians are weak?", Prophet mohammed's teachings on jihad, Still some certified cretins will still dim wittedly write islam's a religion of peace.

mabell:
Have you come to this understanding? Do you know you’re not ordinary? Sickness, disease, poverty, and failure should have no place in you because you’re God’s headquarters in the earth. He wants to bless the world through you; so like Peter, be bold to declare who you are and what you have, and you’ll always find yourself walking in the realm of the miraculous!

Did you see that?, When I saw that I couldnt stop screaming, this is real good stuff, you give my day a lift, thanks, to you and Pastor chris, I didnt have my copy of Rhapsody as at that time, but you made it possible for me to read that days rhema.
you are blessed and a blessing to the world
cheers.

, big ups frosbel, Nice piece, hope People will see the truth soon enough.