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Okoya: Nice! U ve shown maturity.... We re not in Stratas here, we re all one!
Pls do partake, don't be a spectator.
I guess shy will be cool now!

A round of applause...Standing ovation...And Oscar award writeup...You're d man...Wil try me best to partake...As for shy,i'd understand her stance,however it be...Cheers mate

anitank: These new comers and their arrogance

WHATEVER!...Duh!

[quote author=9-zeros]: i see u o. u won kill shy 4 me abi?[/quote]boss no vex...I loyal...Wont kill her again

Okoya: I read ur post abt correcting shy on d kinda post she makes if she's not sure...yea... Thumbs up bro!... Datz right!

So are u NYSC official? How come u knw d list will be out tuesday precisely.....
Do u hear it somewhere? Can it be a rummor? Or u re jst assuming or hoping or guessing because d callup letter is to be delivered on tuesday to various schs....

NO QUARRELS..... Hope u can feel d situation now! Ur long sentences was jst too much for my darling shy!
Jst wanted to let u knw dat if u re also not sure, don't post!

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE ARE ALL ASSUMING... WE ARE NOT NYSC OFFICIALS.

dude!...Are you picking sides?..(Not that i'd want to have be in your team o)...I dont wanna believe we have dyslexic cases here...But if you read my post without clouded decisions you've noticed the phrase "...I GUESS" ...Hence debunking your writ "list will be out tuesday precisely" which tries to imply i was being exact.Well,either way,i wasn't quarelling with shygal,was just setting her straight...Too bad she took it very personal (i expected so),and i did expect someone here to fly her flag...So,my apologies to shygal,to you and your team who'd have felt the adverse effects of my posts...I'd remain subtle from henceforth...Would just read you all post and smile off...Pls ...No vex...Lets drop it

[quote author=Ms_Steph]No fighting please. Please when is the posting list coming out?? List nd not letters[/quote]we aint fighting...We're conversing...List will be out tuesday...I guess...Goodmorning!:-)

Shygal: i don wana flair up @ ur rada provocative response, u shd always learn hw 2 talk 2 ppl. Manners of approach matter a lot! well ma advice 2u is to put ur earz 2d grnd n 4ur info am a josite too(born n brought up) and as 4d DPO security tips stuf twas on prtv news n 7pm news yesday, am sure he mst hv hrd sth similar or goten sm info evn thou he didnt say it bluntly on air... and incase ur nt aware dis forum is called d big house cos we are lyk a family n share anytin dt bothers us. By sooooo doin u get sm form of relief n prayas frm dose hu care. Am glad i shared dis cos at list i knw sm hrts are already wid me in prayas...
bt if u tink dis thread is digresin frm its main purpose, mayb u shd create ur own thread n strictly discuss Nysc related issues!
Once again i appreciate d concern u all showed me. We pray 4 permanent Peace in our hrts, family, state n country at large. Amen*

i'd like to correct some things from your above writ.
1. Was it a provocative response?. . Well depends on how you see it,maybe the truth stung very hard or your ego was trampled on or you have a rep to correct...If you read carefully you'd notice this sentence "NO OFFENCE INTENDED..."i'd have written it in chinese if i knew how to.

2. Manner of Approach?...Oh pls spare me the blush...Did you read through your response?

3.Put my ears on the ground?..Sorry i dont fancy rumours,as i'm not a rumourmonger...Thanks for the tip anyway,hope it helps someone else here.

4. The fact that you're born and bred in Jos doesnt make you a JOSSITE..What makes you a JOSSITE is when you have a matric number similar to this UJ/2006/NS/0418,(Or at least the UJ acronym)which i'm sure you dont have..(refer to Sammygold for more info)..So,you're not a JOSSITE.

5.

Shygal: and as 4d DPO security tips stuf twas on prtv news n 7pm news yesday, am sure he mst hv hrd sth similar or goten sm info evn thou he didnt say it bluntly on air

pls read the above sentence carefully especially "am sure he mst hv hrd sth similar"...Like seriously?You're sure he must HAVE HEARD something SIMILAR?..Do you think Jos is a rumour haven that even DPOs peddle such?When it comes to security you dont assume,you make sure.

6.It's a big house doesnt make it a rumour dump site.Yeah,we're family,and i love that.

7.So some people come here to get relief?and PRAYERS?..My Goodness!..Well thanks for the update,it's edifying.Never knew so.

8.Do i think the thread is digressing?Yes, i do . . And Why do i think so? Because some people are not so sure of info,yet they post it in a thread not related to the info and hence create panic,insecurity and maybe the do so to get some sense of consolation from the attention received...But i like to think they mean well.

9.I should go create my own thread for strictly nysc gists?...Now that sounds like it comes from a chauvinistic minded person...

Congrats,you've cleared my doubt about your person....Em this is in no way meaning i'm sorry for tryin to put you in the right track..You spewed rumour,i cleared the air,you went on the offensive,i went defensive...It's called diplomacy...Deal wit it

And pls,no offence to the whole house...Cheers

contra: @Gombs Weldone, thanks for d info buh still be on the alert ok, you don't have anything to loose.

when you live in the north,you're always on alert na...Morning o!I see you in 9D..Lol

Shygal: : Atention to all Jos
based;
this arrived as txt msg 2 our
fones dis evenin...
Reliable information reveals
that 100 members of BOKO
HARAM have arrived Jos for
multiple attacks on churches on
Sunday. Ensure strict security
by erecting barriers for any
vehicle entry into church
premise even your members
including the pastor's car should
not be allowed . Take this
serious and please warn your
members and churches for strict
compliance pls.
Pls u all shd pray 4 dose of us
based in Jos. We are livin in
abject fear nw. The DPO evn
warned us on local news dis
evenin dt all Jos based shd b on
a security alert dis wkend coz
dere's a rumour dt Jos is d nxt
target dis tym. I n my family
wont be goin 2 church dis
sunday ooooo, ahhhhh. God help
us *sad* pls pass dis info 2 any
of ur frnd or family based in
Jos, just in case dey aint aware
yet... Rmbr in evry rumour dere's
an atom of truth

haba shygal...!?How'd you belive such crap,and go ahead an post it in this house?The fact it's rumour is enough reason you shouldn't pass on panic to other people...I live in Jos,and we aint hear or seen anything remotely close to whacha just wrote,meaning we in Jos are either underinformed or crazy.But any ways,you are entitled to opinions even as weird as they seem.

Shygal: The DPO evn
warned us on local news dis
evenin dt all Jos based shd b on
a security alert dis wkend coz
dere's a rumour dt Jos is d nxt
target dis tym.

Question is, how'd a whole police chief come out on TV and spread panic or should i say show they're scared or worse still, come on TV and spread security intel?Meanwhile i watched the three local news yesterevening and i didnt see or hear any of your claims of a DPO saying or thinking such..There wasn't even a security news yesterday,only that Jang brought in new taxis,stadium will be due early next year,we should pay tax...And some other irrelevant gist.Ha....Pls o.

Shygal: Reliable information reveals
that 100 members of BOKO
HARAM have arrived Jos for
multiple attacks on churches on
Sunday

100?Aint that an abberation?Na headquarter branch them wan keep here?How'd your RELIABLE SOURCE know their number?If 100came in,from where them wan start bombing?Have you seen Jos on a Sunday morning at all?the multiple checkpoints,the go slow traffic due to intense check..And dont forget,Jos churches are so security tight since ECWA church bombing that other that followed suit were ineffective and hopeless.Except those your info said came in came wit RPG's,Cannons,Bazooka,STA misles,and of course bomb vests that can go through metal detectors.Even at that,Jos boys no fear o.We do go hear what Jesu has to say to us.Shikena

Bottom line,there some rumours you just dont pass on due to it's sham nature...And hey,no offence intended, if you think my post was an attack, then you should have taken the rumour you posted here to politics room and get the lashing of your life.Pls let our big house remain education (nysc) related.

Cheers.

sigba: Hmmm, your name sounds like Gombe

yeah actually,it was coined from Gombe state,i applied for FGC jos during my common entrance exams and lo and behold,i got admitted into the One at Gombe (Billiri to be precise,because we were to be the first set)...Since then,my house peeps named me Gombs,and it's been so ever since...But it by no way implies i'd serve in the north o,Gombe south aint bad o,so is sokoto,niger or zamfara or kebbi...But even if allowee there na 80k,i no want o..Lol

ujchief: i collected my callup leter from the secretary's desk at the student afairs, without any hesitation, i opened it... Couldnt read the words that was inscribed there in. The leter had been folded and refolded that it had begun to tear. i called on the secretary to help me out. Grudgingly, she snaped the leter out of my hand, browsed thru it for 15seconds, my heart beat could pass for a sumo for pumping water, moment of truth...this is all i'v been waiting for! Within that 15seconds, my subconsious mind had scanned all the 6 geopolitical zones and the no go areas! I prayed silently that i wont have to travel north of the river niger! I lot of questions raced thru my mind...Did my runs click? Did that man eat my money for nothing? I'm goin to burn his car if he didnt do as he promised!
Finally, she looked up to me and said calmly...'u've been posted to...'


a large scream, and i woke up to find my small cousin rushin into my run, shouting and complaining about my dog eating her primary 5 reader! Oh my Gosh! Was that just a dream...
Gdmorning y'all.

lol. . Couldn't stop laughing...I completed d dream,you were posted to Somalia..Only maiduguri sun is enough to roast yam,not to talk of Somalia's..Lol...
Morning peeps...I dey watch all of una in 4D..Lol...By tuesday,we'd all know our geo political fate..Lol.
I no fit wait again o

Vincent 4: @ sigba and bukky......una de mad

behave your self na..At least make an effort...

sammygold: . Yeah homie, a josite is always naturally ahead of a non josite. I read GEOLOGY AND MINING, U kn d swit edifice donated by PTDF at p.site na? We cal it G-site sha. Wat did u study?

i read computer science,am from main camp sha,una dept look like mansion na,e set wella...I just wanna pretend i didn't see some annoying attention seekers post her,either they're trying to stir strife or what,worse of it all they sound like batch c aspirant(frustrated by default)...Anyways,cheers lets all act like graduates(well it depends on what university or poly you graduate from)

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sammygold: @Gomb, i'm also a josite n dat was y i asked cos i wuld b coming to jos by wed 4 my call up letter.

Oboy!...Great Jossite!...Congrats bro.What Course?Main Camp or P Site?Me na Tuesday i go go collect my own o...Guy anytime i jam another Jossite,it's like an american spottin the american flag...Anyways safe trip back,


em to others out here,dont be surprised, as the saying goes "If you're not a Jossite,befriend one"...We just Keep the light shining. *winks

sammygold: @shy hw was ur day? Gombs hw is jaytown? Shakz n edukelly i hail una o!

j town is rainy this morning o...But it's sure better than kd,yobe and maiduguri...You gotta love this town,with it's serene weather.

sammygold: Gombs r u presently in jos?

repping Jtown and UNIJOS to d core..You wan try?...Lol

anitank: Ofrima is a huge complex for science faculty and college of health science in uniport

Interesting,nice getting acquainted to you(or i should say your school),...em,so you read what?Me read computer science,and i worked my service to cross river because dem say PH hard wella..I never thought about the North,not even Abuja for a sec...

anitank: Wow! Great OFRIMA-ite like me Hope u wnt mind us hanging out *fingers crossed*

ah!me am a Great Jossite o!...Which one come be Great OFRIMA?...Sounds like a kinda poultry drug o...Lol..Hope you dont mind edifying me on the meanin of that acronym...Pls,take off the 'Great' prefix ...Lol thanks

Since this was posted last year n made the front page almost a year later...Then,make una chill,i'd post my first day experience by August 2012...#2012 Batch B things

[quote author=al-ahamad]Ur simply sick.....u prolly need to employ a massuer to start tickling u 7days a week....maybe ur sense of humor can be kick-started nd if not.....rush up to ur boring sick coner nd swallow dog poo.....

@op...⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ for d good laugh....ders never any good news about that useless pdp led shit-hole so a good laugh is in order.[/quote]if you could read,you'd notice i wrote "No offence intended pls..."
i'm sorry for angering you...Pls accept my honest apology.

naylove: guy u wicked o .na so u vex reach.lighten up its a joke though i expected a serious discourse wn i saw d topic.buh comon u can at least smile coz i think they pretty funny.

it's a Joke?..I can see you dont see my post as a joke too?...But on a serious note,i'm not shocked that u and some other's here have a peculiar sense of humour...Pls,enlighten me what's exactly funny in this topic's content?...The Topic was from a learned mind,but the content sounded like it came from someone who missed his medication..#no offence intended pls,just putting my points in the best way possible

If i were president,i'll get The CIA to find you,then i'd order the MOPOL to flog the moderator 60times from bringing this to the front page,then I'd hang Seun if he allows the moderator still be on his payroll...*

phlox4: You graduated since July , 2011 . But your result was approved by the senate on the 28th November , 2011 .

ah bros...Lol.....Are you trying to yab my school?A whole UJ?..How'd i finish exams since july and results are being approved November?...Haba ...I finished exams August 17th,submitted and finished my internal n external defence before November 2...Ah,you for just answer the "Are you a Jossite" part and forget about the rest...Lol

...I'm resident in Jos...Lets say i'm travelling to calabar...When do i need take off?...Need i be present on 2nd(i mean, is it a must?)...What if i reach there on saturday,where do i crash for d night?...Thanks

bbus: @gombs
av u collected ur callup.
Call up aint ready yet na

phlox4: Once you have your original certificate , you have nothing to do with Identity card . When you are using Testimonial or statement of result , you may need to show your identity card , but when you are presenting original certificate , it is expected of you not to be with identity card.

thanks bro...Your piece was and is quite edifying

phlox4: Clearance slip must have been collected from him before he was issued a certificate . I really don't know how to explain this . Infact, his set would be the first set from UNIJOS to be going to camp with original certificate . That is because he has spent a year at home after graduation because of the inability of his department to send their name to student affairs in time .

yeah my slip has been collected too,and yeah we graduated since november and the strike kinda affected our names being sent for batch A.And yeah my set is the first to achieve such feat...You sound like a Great Jossite o..Are you one?...I hail if you are o!

...Hey...Glad this page is dedicated to our set serving in batch B 2012...Thought this day would never come..Pls i've got two questions...Em in UNIJOS,they collected our ID cards the moment they gave us our Certificates...And since camp is on 2nd July,when do one take off...Sorry if this question has been answered before...Couldnt read through the whole other pages. . Thanks

I'll still ask o. . .What's the criteria or criterion used to push topics to the front page?...This page aside from being hopeless,it parades verbal or should i say written excrements from most wannabes....*slams the door

I liked the way Rueben Abati described him "A serial looser" (i stand to be corrected)...Abeg let him run again so that i can have a laugh...I'd give him kudos for he has a way of sounding pathetic...This kind,he's the victim and that's he's 9ja's only realistic messiah...The slimy northern terror brigade commander

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Careful buddy[/quote]Town's suddenly quiet...All bike men don scarce...I'm always careful bro...Thanks...

Am off this thread...Just heard a deafning sound of a serious bomb blast at rukuba road in jos...During service...Hope no one's injured sha...Going to see for me self

Classicalman: @Bluetooth, will you quit talking like a s c r o t u m and shat up?

haba!...no need for this na...Act accordingly pls #no offence intended pls

[quote author=~Bluetooth]There are somalis living in US right ? All it takes is just one person to infilterate and strike.George bush would have been long dead if the shoe thrown at him by that iraqi cameraman was a live shot.[/quote]if all those iraqis,iranians,lebanese or other america hating countries living in america haven't been able to infiltrate,why would you thing somali's rag tag terror brigade would?

sadyeek: [size=16pt]dude even ten cows is worth 2 million naira! Probably more in the line of 5 milla.[/size]

5mill is roughly $25,000,which is still very very very very very minute compared to $30million+

Though somalia's a poverty stricken state,i get 10camels would mean a lot (think that in naira would sum up to less than N2million),but my wonder is "Where the clowns thinking their countrymen would go hunt for obama n clinton?"...Or even if he transported them to the US,does he think his force are like the Mossad?...Wait first, today's date is not april 1 o...Because this sounds like one cruel joke

Chai...Onye ugwu wu onye ugwu...Anywhere anytime...Compare the differences $30million+ and 10camels...Does the idi0ts think they were calling elephants?...Times like this, i wish i was a bounty hunter...Them for testify

This is embarrassing o...I hope he's returned safe...As usual 9ja police will issue a statement "investigation is still going on,we will bring the culprits to book"

i will be praying for him sha

Pls OP what's her age bracket?...Sounds like her football age is 32,....If her football age is 32,then guess what her real age is!..Well,he should just give time time...I feel for his wife when she hears this news o...Because if he did mate wit her,or not is immaterial...Question is,"how you take know such girl?"