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Car Talk › Re: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by gonkin(m): 9:24am On May 08, 2022
Bluellake:
My Corolla 2010 was bought 2.5 ( Tokunbo, roo roo, no accident bcuz I went to Apapa myself to buy it ) two years ago. I was shocked to see the new price at 4.2M imagine! Well, I must say I'm really enjoying the car, strong and reliable. I haven't fix a thing in it since I bought, just change oil and filter. That's all. Even i haven't refill the AC gas still now, still therein the one came with it. Really enjoying the car. With AC On, still not consume much fuel. Soon I'm giving it to my wife, I wanna try out BMW. When I drove one, I think Corolla is for women, too light for hand.
I love the BMW 328i it's amazing.
Car Talk › Re: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by gonkin(m): 9:20am On May 08, 2022
1 of 5 cars that pass by is usually a corolla yet you hardly see corolla parked on the street overnight cuz it's a thief magnet. Anybody that parks his corolla outside his house overnight is probably a jazz man.

Someone brought this up and I also looked down most streets, u would harld see one parked outside so where does the corolla go at night.?

I wanted to get my mom a corolla, but fear of vandalism no let me try am. I ended up with a Yaris. The quality of the Naija used yaris I got far exceed the quality of the corolla I was offered. If u can get a quality corolla for 1.6m then you're lucky.

All the same its the reason I hate the corolla cuz everybody has one. I really love the matrix like crazy especially cuz it reminds me of a ford focus from Asphalt 8.

The corolla is a car thats a thief magnet. It takes the grace of God to recover it if its stolen. If there no tracker in your corolla and its gets stolen, forget it. They don't even resell stolen corolla anymore, instead they butcher it for part.
If it doesn't get stolen, it gets vandalised.

Corolla owners have strong mind. On a brighter note the corolla is very durable especially when the owner lacks maintenance culture. That's why they prefer the corolla
Romance › Re: Be Sincere. Why Are You Not In A Relationship? by gonkin(m): 9:05am On May 08, 2022
Candycrushy:
I guess wat you call prank is very annoying situation
Like thread on the ear or a plastic bug. My favourite is the thread hook to a hair that makes it look like something is chasing her.
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Come And Laugh (photo) by gonkin(m): 9:18am On May 07, 2022
illicit:
The candy was on top and has been eaten

U have seen lollipop before right?
So why does the liquid glow in the dark. Cuz it's luminous
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Come And Laugh (photo) by gonkin(m): 9:11am On May 07, 2022
illicit:
It's candy stick
Doesn't look edible
Politics › Re: Nigeria: Mega-Gas Project Is Raising Hopes For More Gas Exports For Europe by gonkin(m): 9:10am On May 07, 2022
tymicjay77:
Northerners are crooks, what they are just after is the 13% benefit they pass across in PIB . So they want to be name oil producing state. I just dnt know why southern politician are so gullible to the extent that northern politicians will be playing on there intelligent. And the mofos will not object. Which route is cheaper to transport gas to Europe. Cant they use ship or sea pipeline(atleast sea pipeline can't be vandalize by anyone ,for you to vandalize sea pipeline then you must have the resources to do it... Running pipeline through desert, the cost of maintenance and security. Imagine paying other countries to secure your pipeline.
Running a pipeline across half of Africa u mean. And Nigeria has bad maintenance culture so they should forget it. The railway system that was built is still a burden and non profitable
Politics › Re: Nigeria: Mega-Gas Project Is Raising Hopes For More Gas Exports For Europe by gonkin(m): 8:05am On May 07, 2022
If its so abundant why is it so expensive in nigeria?

This one no be 4g cable wen dem dey Bury. Will the terrorism of the North permit such project without vandalism?
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Come And Laugh (photo) by gonkin(m): 11:11pm On May 06, 2022
I picked this up yesterday cuz i saw it glowing in the dark. It's some kind of luminous liquid but every one I've asked doesn't know what it is. I'm curious to know what this is. My guess is some kind of fashion stuff

Food › Re: Rising Cost Of Food Items In Nigeria (See Photos) by gonkin(m): 5:08pm On May 06, 2022
Gottiii:
Isn’t it shameful to be using car of 2006 (es330) in 2022
2006? My own is 1992. The one that pains me the most is that someone will buy 2003 corrola then use nylon to wrap the seat. Dey carry shoulder Post for Facebook. Especially those yahoo boys
Politics › Re: Emefiele's Associates Pick APC Presidential Nomination Form For Him by gonkin(m): 4:04pm On May 06, 2022
The only man that's done more damage than buhari
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Ur Girlfriend(s) Who have Had Abortions 4 U In The Past? by gonkin(m): 11:50am On May 06, 2022
I dated a girl in early 2020 that has done 5 abortions and lost one pregnancy due to a violent ex punching her in the Tommy that lead to miscarriage when she was under 20. She opened up to me before the relationship. She was OK, after sometime she began to beg me to get her pregnant. I refused that was when she began showing some crazy behaviour. I'm not a cheat, I don't even raise my voice on ladies. But she complained like crazy. And when she calms down she'll say its because her past partners were always violent and she's used to it. She wasn't comfortable cuz i was too calm. Sometimes it's urges, but when I couldn't take the attitude anymore, I ditched her. Cause I can't have a girl getting angry unnecessary. She said she really wanted to settle with me cuz im calm and me getting her pregnant was the quickest way. SEE RED FLAG.
I just looked for the right opportunity. When she got upset one day. I ended it right there. That was 2 years ago. Till now she's still all over my DM cuz she said I'm one of the best guys she's ever dated begging to work things out. I overlooked her pregnancy history but don't think it was worth it cuz i have never tried impregnating a girl before. I probably have just 5 years sex experience and had my first vag!na at 23. But at that same 23 she's been pregnant 6 times. Omo u no go fear?
Phones › Re: j by gonkin(m): 8:24pm On May 05, 2022
On Aliexpress its between 16k to 21k but just digitizer is less than 5k
Phones › Re: Nigerians To Pay More As GSM Operators Plan 40% Tariff Hike by gonkin(m): 1:02pm On May 04, 2022
doggedfighter:
But you will still use data.
When 26mins voice call is just 7mb, its totally worth it

Phones › Re: Nigerians To Pay More As GSM Operators Plan 40% Tariff Hike by gonkin(m): 9:42am On May 04, 2022
E go shock dem wen men switch full-time to whatsapp call.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Exactly Do Prefer White Women? by gonkin(m): 8:58am On May 03, 2022
I'll pick a white any day cuz they seem to be more devoted. These our ladies that once you're broke, you'll look like the hunchback of notre dam.

Politics › Re: Top 5 Most Peaceful States In Nigeria Currently by gonkin(m): 1:00am On May 02, 2022
KanoFirstSon:
Delta home of cultism and yahooism?
Very correct
Romance › Re: Lady Who Claimed She Slept With A Dog Cries Out: “it Was Cruise” by gonkin(m): 11:50am On May 01, 2022
A girl once told me that a high percentage of the females with fluffy dogs are into cunnilingus stuff cuz they say most of em like being locked severely. I argued with her considering that the dog may bite off her labia(s) when I saw the video of the dog bang her hard I would definitely believe anything DOGS and b!tches. The damn animal put it right in the cunt not even accidentally in her butt. Omo I fear ooo.

Imagine is nature decided to permit fertility or God just decide to punish her and she come get belle. That's gonna be a snoop
Car Talk › Re: How Do I Make My 07 Camry Sound Like A Sport Car? by gonkin(m): 4:52pm On Apr 27, 2022
speedfreak:
Would still crappy asf, besides the cost of a proper sounding exhaust would be almost as expensive as the car. There’s a difference between a rumbling exhaust and one that sounds like the car is misfiring.
. Around 20k get one of these

Investment › Re: Central African Republic Adopts Bitcoin As Legal Tender by gonkin(m): 4:47pm On Apr 27, 2022
I'm surprised Naira is more valuable than their currency
Education › Re: Should I Sell My Late Mother's House With Her Grave To Fund My Masters In UK? by gonkin(m): 8:40am On Apr 27, 2022
How dare u angry
Politics › Re: What Kind Of President Do You Want In 2023? by gonkin(m): 1:14pm On Apr 26, 2022
Nigeria doesn't need a president. They need to employ expatriates on 4 years contract.
Education › Re: What Is The Another Name Of Pussy? by gonkin(m): 10:27am On Apr 24, 2022
Kpuns,
vessel,
konga,
doughnut (sausage is pen!s),
baby pooper,
meat,
viggies,
Front
Politics › Re: Tongues Are Wagging Over Photos Of Osinbajo's Souvenir With Wads Of Naira by gonkin(m): 9:21pm On Apr 22, 2022
APC should GETAT
Car Talk › Re: My Car Wants To Send Me Back To My Village Due To Endless Overheating Trouble by gonkin(m): 8:25pm On Apr 20, 2022
I believe the mechos have checked the fans and talked about the water pump cuz i definitely know they've taken out the thermostat.

If your fan isn't pulling enough air through the rad it's not gonna cool. Forget the extra fan, pulling air has 4 time more effect than pushing.

Unfortunately no one would give u a fan to test your main fan's pulling power.
Car Talk › Re: My Car Wants To Send Me Back To My Village Due To Endless Overheating Trouble by gonkin(m): 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2022
fineboynl:
did you watch the video? He changed that.
OMG!! Diddn't see the link thought it was jpeg. Lemme take a look. My bad
Car Talk › Re: My Car Wants To Send Me Back To My Village Due To Endless Overheating Trouble by gonkin(m): 6:51pm On Apr 20, 2022
Happened to me once. When I decided to use stop leak. It clogged my radiator. I had all sorts of thought in mind. U can clean radiator with vinegar, if that doesn't work,, REPLACE IT. your radiator may be clogged even an extra fan won't solve. Did u replace the radiator?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Will You Choose? - A 100k Per Month Job Or A Lucrative Physical Handwork? by gonkin(m): 3:50pm On Apr 20, 2022
tasalanoni:
Are these figures monthly earnings or net worth?
The photo is for networth
Celebrities › Re: How I Lost 15 Kg In 1 Month Without Diet Or Grugs by gonkin(m): 2:55pm On Apr 20, 2022
If it doesn't work drink zobo like you drink water and chop plenty pineapple. U go less like tyre
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Will You Choose? - A 100k Per Month Job Or A Lucrative Physical Handwork? by gonkin(m): 2:50pm On Apr 20, 2022
I remember when 100k was big money till I earned it. The matter tire me. Unless u get appraisals of 20% per annum for the job, though if the handwork gets you 100k there's always room for faster improvement.

Romance › Re: Young Man Weds His American Lover In Akwa Ibom (photos) by gonkin(m): 10:49am On Apr 20, 2022
Nobody should complain, if not for client hunters lots of these foreigner for dey do COMING TO NIGERIA. They so many abroad.

But this one be like boxer, anyhow still better than those ones that got married to imhotep looking women
Car Talk › Re: How Do I Make My 07 Camry Sound Like A Sport Car? by gonkin(m): 12:28am On Apr 20, 2022
Cat and muffler delete. Straight pipe it and put free flow exhaust at the outlet of the exhaust

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