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Oukitel for me. The phone no dey die, very rugged and the battery is amazing

If u dey fly sabo to Shagamu e must be like that. The dust there na apology.

Na today day break u?
There are many similar lyrics all over the Naija airwave.

Make i chop ur kpomo

Give u this money, u give me honey. Bla bla bla

I'm no snake expert but that's definitely a venomous one

Styluss:
so I'll now be carrying power bank phone up and down

still beats carrying power bank + phone around.

If you include guys, I did. I got admission at 15.

Redpill. I like that

Instead of buying power bank why not buy battery giants. 7000mah to 10000mah. Cuz 15000mah go dey pull trousers. Most of the phones are rugged. Waterproof, shock proof.
If not for popularity I recommend Blackview, ulefone, umidigi and oukitel (my current phone).

Too bad, Naija is supposed to have profit but because of bad and greedy government we import what we have in abundance. We import more Petroleum than the initial crude. What a waste

adedayoa2:
that's why divorce rate plenty for there pass here.

That's why a man is able to 5 wives over here. Dem no dey divorce like that for here

Tomek09:
Naija men penis wey dey reach cervix. Some dey enter womb join

Yes oooo. Say it loud. Screw dem Asian males with them pinky sized p3nis.
This cute yummy ass Asian chics are missing out. Just one sausage visit to a doughnut she's gonna have a mental recalibration

If Nigeria had many Caucasians available, our girls go reduce their billing. . No more yanga network. See how easy the proposal went and I bet he won't have to murder a cow for his wedding. Cuz many of our Naija babes VALUE WEDDING PASS MARRIAGE.

I use X launcher pro
I like it cuz it's easy to navigate. All those many icon of app on android can be confusing so I just pick the ones I mostly use on home screen. Not 50 to 70 apps. Just few I use. Cuz i like the sanity of less apps, not many. I also used ios themes but there are more customisable themes.

My favourite feature is the vault, pinch out to open the vault . Where I hide my financial apps or some unnecessary apps that's an important waste of space like GOOGLE, Drive, Radio, or audio plugin. Also some apps I don't want people to mess with. The app in vault never displays icons in the launcher. So my bank apps are usually hidden.

I recommend "X launcher pro

All the mascots, toys and lolidicks are short range. Asians and little preeks. That means if dem taste long one it will be like losing virginity all over again and end up having a shifted womb

Chester Bennington (This guy practically added heat and calmness to most of the Linkin Park songs)

Chadwick Boseman (The first black lead role actor in the MCU).

Paul Walker (Hes the reason I love the MK4 supra, the GT-R 34 and lancer Evo line up, he's the reason I love manual transmission, why i shift so fast between gears)

Wish it would remove agbero from the street. Lagos Is the worst city to drive in.

I'm not married but most girls are used to quarrelling.
I dated a girl that was uncomfortable cuz i never quarell, disagree or raised my voice. I always took things calmly.

She wants u to go into an argument with her. I also have a female friend that is so toxic that she's single till tomorrow cuz of her temper. Fortunately for me I've got experience with girls thats got Furious temper.

First u have to train urself to be calm always.
Always smile or even laugh at her when she's picking a fight with u. (it's gets them tired).
If it gets too serious GIVE HER THE SILENT TREATMENT.

Give it sometime and whenever she tries to pick up a fight, just laugh at her and watch her anger turn to smile as she laughs with u

NEVER EVER HIT A WOMAN. THE STRENGTH GOD GAVE A MAN IS TO PROTECT A WOMAN AND NOT TO OPPRESS.

That's a 33kv installation its supposed to tear him apart. I'm amazed he's still in 1 piece

Although she's not as cute as Saskay we should give her kudos for not joining the bleaching gang. Dark skin girls are becoming extinct

Datboredberry:
Before I rant::

I'm a girl... I like and date mostly boys (so I'm focusing on them)... I'm eighteen, so I like and boys between 18-25... I'm from a southern state... I rarely judge...

My observation::

I recently travelled back home, to my state... I'm living in my family home in a small quiet town... Correction, it was quiet then... Now, it's just one big nightclub!

Before, I've been residing in Abuja... The boys there are from all over the country... They are just okay... Some are wayward, others aren't... An average score of 5/10... I hardly liked any...

Where I am presently, every boy who's my age mate is a yahoo boy!!!

It's insane! The dreads, the ripped jeans... These would be normal to me because I'm liberal but I'm smart enough to know that this is the signature look of yahoo boys...

This afternoon I went out... There's a neighbour who's about 21-23... He's really cute (I find dreads attractive)... He's been looking at me a lot too... But he's a yahoo boy... He hangs out with a rough crowd... And he's UNDATABLE!!! Because yahoo boys are into rituals and therefore predators...

And nearly 80% of the boys here are like him... Young, poor, desperate and dangerous...

I also found out that the South South States are hot... In pidgin, "most of the boys don cast"...

Delta (Warri, Abraka, Sapele esp.), Bayelsa, Port-harcourt, Edo (Benin esp.), etc...

Not to mention the Western states and even those to the East...

Girls my generation, it would be very difficult to find someone to date... Especially the good girls...

Even the bad boys in Abuja and the other Northern states, most were Southerners...

Good boys are nearly extinct in Nigeria...

Forget sapele, yahoo boys are celebrities there. Most of the females prefer to date yahoo boys and most of the females are mostly dependent on who they dating so there's a high percentage of casted guys there

Even at 44 she looks way hotter than our 21 year old angel of BBN


I'll definitely pick the 44 year old actress over a 21 year old granny klumps.

With cloths or not she'll still turn me on. Some ladies if dem pull cloth here pr!ck dey faint enter coma.

Escabado:
I don't mind going to bayelsa to spend holidays. To be with this big ass girls. Is there any special area they are Abi dem full everywhere for bayelsa and are they hard to get in bed

get in bed? Seriously?
That's way off the topic. I only know they got great a$$es I aint got clues on how to get down.

Escabado:
You said they have big ass . Like does 20% of bayelsa girls have big ass ?

Not all bayelsa is ijaw but 50 to 60% has an amazing butt. Out of 10, 5 would have fully loaded rear bumper. It's a kind of trait

Escabado:
Tell me about ijaw girls and where can I find them.

Bayelsa State.

Good morning

Does anyone have an idea about AES BARGE UNIT that used to be at EGBIN Power Station?

They're relocating to another power station in Delta. Can some give the 411 about their operations.

Stuff like
The power capacity
Number of operators that run the plant
The salary and benefits.

These information would be helpful

Hmmmm. Jacinta

Unless it's a country created after 2001 Ill know its flag. I thank my dad for that handbook contains country, capital and flag. My favourite was always Venezuela cuz its capital (Caracas) sounded like crackers and i love crackers

Come and check ijaw girls

Unknown debit alert

Iyaebe:
Where is his mother? I don't have respect for men who breeds children out of wedlock, that's an animalistic behaviour.Hbd to the boy who didn't ask his dad to be spreading his seeds carelessly. No responsible man will have a child outside wedlock, no matter how children of internet wants to normalize it,it can never be normal.

Wetin concern u.

Nikoooo:
Hello dear Community,

I am a 30 year old guy from Germany. I am in Lagos because of work for about 5 months now. So I met this girl 1 months ago and she told me she is 19. Her body looks very matured. So we exchanged numbers and met some few times. I invited her to Restaurants and bought her new iphone and a lot of nice things. I like her a lot. Her mum sells fish and she works with her mum.

So last week we had sex for the first time and since then had sex several times. Today she came to me and told me she only is 16 years old. I was shocked and told her I dont want to see her anymore and blocked her number on my phone. Please what should I do?

Is it even legal for a 30 year old to date a 16 year old in Nigeria? I am even scared for getting into trouble with the law now too. I still like her but dont knlw what to do now. Maybe you have an idea. Thanks.

You ain't gat the speech pattern of a dude from the outside so it's ain't no use faking it

Miracood2:
270k monthly? I feel ur pain bro..

Keep applying..

I need more links to get applications. Screening is easy and fun but not getting there after being successful through all stages is a killer. I need more applications